I don't own Hannah Montana or the song 'Hot Girl' by R.I.O.
The next day it was a Saturday and Miley, Lily, Meg, and Oliver slept in.
"Are they still sleeping?" Robby asked as he was downstairs and looked at the top of the stairs.
"I know dad," Jackson said, "they should've been up hours ago studying like me."
"If you mean waking up at three in the afternoon and reading wrestling magazines then, yeah they should've of."
"Right," Jackson said as he flipped a page in his magazine.
Suddenly Meg came downstairs in her robe as she stretched and let out a huge yawn. "Mornin' dudes."
"It's the middle of the afternoon," Robby pointed out.
"Well can you blame us?" Meg said as she collapsed on a couch and groaned. "I'm so frickin' tired man."
"You slept for eighteen hours," Jackson told her.
Meg turned her head and looked at him. "Yeah I know but if you were woken a thousand times by Miley's bad dreams and gasping sensations then eighteen hours is not enough."
"Why was she having bad dreams?" Robby asked in a concerned tone of voice.
Meg, exasperatedly shook her head and threw her hands in the air. "Do I have to spell it out? T-I-N-A," she said slowly, "when Miley had dreams about her she woke up and tried to get out of bed to check on Blue Jeans."
"That woman must've left a huge mark on her," Jackson said.
"She held a knife under her throat and then slapped her," Meg said, "what do you think?"
"She did that to me too and I'm not affected by it," Jackson said.
"That's because you're a dude," Meg said.
Miley, Lily, and Oliver suddenly came downstairs. "Mornin'," they said to Robby, Jackson, and Meg.
"It's the middle of the afternoon," Jackson told them.
"Whoa," Lily said as she looked at the time.
"Darlin'," Robby said as he went near his daughter, "Meg told me that you had trouble sleeping last night."
"I did," Miley said as she rubbed her eyes, "she kept coming back in my dreams and I had this urge to go and check on Blue Jeans."
"Honey," Robby said as he pulled her into a hug, "that woman is gone and Blue Jeans is perfectly fine."
"But how can you be so sure during the night?" Miley asked him.
"If it makes you comfortable," Meg offered, "we can send Oliver to sleep with the horse while holding a gun."
"Whoa no!" Oliver suddenly yelled.
"Okay chillax," Meg said, "we're not going to do anything yet."
"Well honey," Robby said to Miley, "there's nothing to worry about alright? That woman is gone and she's never going to come back again."
"But Meg said—" Miley was saying.
"Forget what Meg said," Meg said, "she doesn't know what she's talking about. Wait a minute I said that about myself."
"Yo dad," Jackson cut in, "don't you have a date with Lori at four?"
"Oh my God I forgot," Robby said as he tore upstairs and got ready.
After a few minutes passed Robby came back downstairs looking handsome. "Do I look fine?" he asked the kids.
Miley gave him a thumbs up. There was a knock at the door and Robby opened it. When he opened it he found Lori wearing a beautiful soft pink silk dress, her hair was pulled back into a bun, and she was wearing black-heeled shoes. Jenny was with her also.
"H-h-hello," Robby stuttered for her beauty blinded him.
"Hello," Lori said as she nodded her head at him, "I bought Jenny to stay here for a while while we're on our date is that okay?" she asked him.
"Oh yes," Robby said as he allowed Jenny to come in. When Jenny entered she waved at Miley, Lily, Oliver, Meg, and Jackson.
"Well we're off to our date," Robby said to his children, "see you guys soon and don't think about on checking up on us."
"Don't worry about it dad," Miley said.
"Oh I will," Robby said as he closed the door behind him.
After a few minutes of silence passed…
"Don't get any smart plans," Meg and Oliver said at the same time as they pointed at Miley.
"What?" Miley asked as she looked at Meg and Oliver. "I have no plan in my mind."
"Says the girl that almost got us busted," Meg said. The doorbell rang.
"That might be Siena," Jackson said as he opened the door.
"Hey-o!" Rico greeted him.
"What are you doing here?" Jackson asked him.
"I'm here for my lady," Rico said as he entered inside the house and went to Jenny and wrapped his arms around her.
"Why do you even like him?" Jackson asked as he shut the door, "he's evil!"
"Aw he's nice," Jenny said.
"And why do you like her?" Meg asked Rico.
"Well," Rico said, "as a singer once said, 'cause she's a hot girl."
"That's Rio," Meg said. "Then the song gets dirtier as it goes on."
The doorbell rang again. "Now that's Siena," Jackson said as he opened the door and Siena walked inside.
"Hey Jackson," she greeted him.
"She did she even find you?" Rico asked Jackson.
"Well she said to me that I'm different," Jackson told him.
"And much, much better," Siena said as he grabbed his hand and squeezed it.
"Yeah I'm in the zone," Jackson said as he laughed.
"Why are there…hold on, one, two, three, four, five, fifty people here!" Meg said. "Are we having a party?"
"No we're just going to hang out," Jackson said as he hung his arm around Siena.
The doorbell rang again.
"Who is it this time? Jake Ryan?" Meg said as she opened the door and saw somebody there. "Oh crap!"
"Oh my God!" Jackson, Oliver, Lily, and Miley yelled at the same time.
"You all have been naughty little children," the lady said.
"EVERYBODY SCRAM!" Meg yelled as she shut the door and locked it. They ran up the stairs and hid.
