(Nora´s POV)
it´s ten o´clock in the afternoon and i´m still planning how to get my revenge on Hidan.
" NORA-CHAN " Tobi screamed while pointing at me.
" what is it?" I asked smiling overly sweet
" you're going to share room with Sasori" he answered. Some seconds passed while my face slowly turned from sweet too horrified.
"... WHAT! Cant I share with Katie or Nick instead?" I asked
" Nick's sharing room with Hidan and Katie-Chan is sharing with Itachi-kun" he said while staring at me through his evil eye hole..
" Nick sharing with Hidan?" I asked just when Hidan passed the door.
" WHAT, NO! HE'S NOT FUCKING SHARING ANYTHING WITH ME!" Hidan screamed.
" those that didn't show up on the last meeting will get a punishment" Pein said calmly from the kitchen.
" how many of us didn't show up?" Hidan asked Pein
" you , Deidara, Sasori, Itachi and Kisame" he answered
" why can´t Deidara take him?" he asked but Pein was already gone
I opened the door to Sasori's room and saw a lot of scary dolls.
" freeeeakyyyy" I mumbled to myself and cleaned the desk.(cleaning the desk means pushing all to the floor and then under the bed. My dialog " If I can't see it it doesn't exist. ) I looked around and saw that the whole room was a mess. ( i´m a cleaning freak ). So my first meeting with Sasori's room was filled with cleaning. Aaaaand I have a doll-phobia. Don't judge my beautiful word.
( Katie´s POV)
I opened the door to a perfect cleaned room.
"...freaky " I said and went to to the bed and laid down. ' mmmm comfy bed. And it got a pillow :D'.I fell asleep fast and when I mean fast I mean like 3 seconds... -.-
Itachi shook me awake.
" what are you doing here?" he asked
" what does it look like. i´m sleeping dickhead" I said and turned around facing him.
" but why are you sleeping in here" he asked again
" because Pein told me that I was going to share room with you and that you needed to get a new bed 'cause dude this one is now mine. And I mean MIIIIIIIINE" I answered while glaring at him
" why?" he asked again
" because you didn't show up on the latest meting it´s a punishment. And I also want the bed 'cause it's comfy you idiot." I said irritated with him already. What? He destroyed my beautiful nap...
( the next day)
I opened the door and went out in the hallway where I saw Nora sitting with her camera filming Hidans room so I just had to see what she was filming.
"…. you two, not again do you remember the last time you did this joke?" I whispered
" yup, and it was awesome" she whispered back. Nick and Nora LOVE to switch places. Nick sat in Hidans room and flirted with Hidan. Believe it or not but between those two. Nick is the one that fits best like a girl. I don´t know how he gets all those flirt lines from but it sounds really good. He looks and sounds like a girl when he wants to.
" how far are you two going this time" I asked quiet
" until Hidan realizes that he has a dick " she answered
" come one that´s just mean" I said
" sweat, sweat revenge" she answered while a dark aura surrounded her.
" i´m going to the kitchen. Show me the video later" I said and she gave me a thumbs up. Some seconds later I herd a loud male scream and Nick ran out of the room and then Nora started to run after him, and after them I saw Hidan with his freaking cool weapon.
( Nick´s POV)
" Obs dead end " I said and stared at the stone wall
" ohh, we are so dead" Nora said with a terrified look on her face.
" yes you fuking are bitches" Hidan said from behind us.
"wich one of you are Nora " he said and took a step toward us
" first, who do you want to kill" Nora said nervously
" i´m going to kill both of you if you're not going too answer!" he said
" something tells me that he wants to kill Nora" I said
" HE'S NORA " Nora screamed while pointing at me. Kakuzu was standing behind Hidan looking at the "fight" .
Hidan threw his scythe at me.
" GYAAAAAAA" I screamed while running in a circle. Nora ran away.
" TRAITOR!" I screamed watching her back disappear in the dark.
" you really are an Idiot, the other one is Nora" Kakuzu said calmly looking slightly disappointed he wouldn't see any blood.
" Huh?" Hidan said with a confused expression on his face.
" she said " HE is Nora" Kakuzu continued.
" DAMN IT YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKING MOTHERFUCKING BITCH! I'M GOING TO FUCKING SKIN YOU ALIVE AND THEN FUCKING SACRIFICE YOU TO FUCKING JASHIN-SAMA DAMNIT!" Hidan yelled while turning around running after her.
" Ohhh! What got his panties in a twist?" I said with this expression on my face -_-
" I'll have to presume it was you baka." Kakuzu said with a twitch of his eye.
( the real Nora´s POV)
I ran into a random room and hid under the bed. I held my breath and hoped that he didn't see me.
" safe " I whispered relieved when he ran past the door.
" hummm, what am I going to do now?... I know I can shove the video to all Akatsuki members" I said happy to my self wile I scrambled out from my dark corner under the bed.
I putted out my head from the door opening looked right then left and so right again. Sniffed a little and listen after footstep.
" Safe, I can do this" I whispered and sneaked away.
" i´m half way to the kitchen and still alive, awesome" I whispered and stopped beside of an open door . Looked in, sniffed and listen then I continued to walk until I saw Kakuzu.
Ohhh! I can hide behind Kakuzu. I thought and started to run but when I almost where there when suddenly door flew up and I ran strait in to it.
" MY FUCKING NOSE, IT HURTS " I screamed and rolled around on the floor. Some thing grabbed my hair and pulled me up in it so my fetes where hanging centimeter over the floor.
" ITAI ITAI ITAI , WHY THE HELL ARE EVERY ONE PULLING IN MY HAIR?" I asked and opened my eyes to see who it was...
" are you kidding me?" I said looking up on Hidan
" did you just fucking scream at me bitch?" he asked and held his weapon close to my face.
" Hidan let her down " Pein said calmly.
( ten minutes later
" ..you two did really go that far" Katie said and gave me the camera again
" HAHAHAHAHAHA, i´m never getting tired of it " I said laughing at the table.
" breakfast is done!" she half screamed and gave me a plate with bacon and a egg. No one did come
" HEY if you are going to eat breakfast do you have to come NOW!" she screamed
….
( a minute later )
almost all of the Akatsuki members where eating like pigs
" i´m not cleaning after them " I said and where just about to take the last bacon then someone else took it. I looked up at Hidan an angry look on my face.
" give me the fucking bacon " I said with a evil aura around me
he looked at me then the bacon
" fine you can have it" he said.
" really?" I said surprised. He smiled
" no" he said and putted it in his mouth
" FUCK YOU!1 I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!" I screamed
" good luck " he said smirking. I jumped over the table grabbed Hidan´s neck strangling him. But he just laughed at me.
" HAHAHAHAHA. BITCH do you really think you can kill me that way?" he said.
The word bitch is one of the words that is hurting me the most because before my mother went to jail the year before she murdered Katie's and my clan. She often called me bitch and treated me like shit,but when she gotten out of jail she acted like a totally different person. At least I thought so back then...
" SHUT UP MANWHORE " I screamed punching him in the face a couple of times. I got tired and stopped for a while.
" already tired?" he asked with a mocking tone and looked up at me. I didn't answer. Everyone was staring except Katie who was still eating. He smirked
" good " he said and hit me so hard that I flew into a wall. When I finally got up on my feet I realized that I was bleeding from my cheek .
" fuck!" I said and looked at Hidan that had blood on the top of his fingers he licked of the blood. Then he painted the Jashin symbol with his feats on the really dirty floor.
" I´m g..." I interrupted Hidan
" I know, I know now we are sharing pain and you are immortal so you can kill me as long you have my blood in your body. I already know this shit so whateva."
Hidan where looking at me surprised.
" but I have a plan for this" I said evil and toked up the camera I had around my neck.
" do you want me to show everyone that you´re gay?" I asked and threw it to Nick who caught it.
" if you are hurting me Nick will show every one the video , but if you are drinking this blood instead I will delete it" I said throwing a plastic bag with pig blood in it to him. But I still had a hand behind my back crossing my fingers. he looked at nick with the video camera then on the plastic bag * sight *
he drank all of the blood.
" now delete the video " I wen´t to nick took the camera and said
"i lied, did you serially think that I was going to delete it without showing it to every one?"
" bitch" he mumbled and glared at me.
" obs" I said and ran away to Peins room
" HEY, want to see something funny I said to Konan" she didn't answer .
" I will take that as a yes " I said and wen´t to her bed and pressed play on the camera.
" is that you?" she asked
" you will see" I answered
Nick and Hidan was making out on the video when suddenly Hidan put his hand in Nicks pants and realized the penis.
" surprise" nick said on it. then we ran away.
Hidan opened the door Konan looked up smiling at him. She gave me the camera and I ran over to Pein. I pressed play and gave the camera to him instead but he didn't even smile
" come on. It wasn't that boring" I said. he laid the camera in my hand and told me to show Kakuzu.
( the next day Katie´s POV)
I woke up because of Nora as usual
" wake up Katie, Wake up" she said shaking my solders
" I don´t want to so to sleep you to" I said
" buuuuuutttttttt it´s soooooooooo boring " she said
" what do you want me?" I asked and opened my eyes
" breakfast" she said happily
" can I go to sleep after it?" I asked. She nodded
" and you are going to let me sleep right?" she nodded again
"fine" I said and went to the kitchen opened the fridge and a lot of cupcakes fell over me.
" sorry " Nora said looking down at me.
" it´s okay i´m used to it " I said while I got a cupcake in my mouth. Nora loves to make sweets and cakes but the problem is that she makes a lot of them and she doesn't eat them... or she eats some of them and the rest ends up in the fridge.
" we are out of …... everything " I said then I went back to bed again.
" but you can´t sleep now i´m hungry" Nora said shaking me again
" we are out of food there is nothing I can do about it" I said.
(a hour later)
Nora woke me up
" WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW!" I screamed
" I have my first mission" I said
" funny for you. what mission ?" I asked
" i´m going back to Konoha and by some food" she said
" they will kill you " I said really tired
" they have no right to kill me because I haven´d done anything" she said happy.
"... true,"
" but this is not all i´m going to stay there and become a "Konoha ninja". With other word i´m going to spy on them then tell Pein about it. isn't it great?"
" are you coming back?"
" yup every day, but when I do missions here am I going to wear a mask, a hood and the Akatsuki robe so no one will know that it´s me"
( Nora´s POV)
I went through the Konoha gate while I listened to beautiful bird singing and the next second I had ALOT of anbus around me. I looked around with a serious face. Then we prepared for fight. I took a deep breath.
" HEY. NICE TO SE YOU AGAIN " I screamed with a smile on my lips.
" WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" the eagle masked ninja screamed
" take it easy …... eagle man... thing. Yeah, yeah what ever i´m here because I live in this village remember? Idiot " I said
" you know that it´s a lot of anbus looking for you and the cat. " a wolf masked man said and walked towards me. I didn't move even if he was holding in a short sword in his right hand. He held it against my throat.
" you know that I haven´t done anything so can you pleas put down the sword? Are you really going to kill me because my friend killed the girls?" I said calmly
* silence *
" you know she have a point " a well known man voice said above me. I smiled and looked up
" Morning" I said to Kakashi that was sitting on a rock behind a tree.
" Yo " he answered and jumped down. The anbu took his sword and they all popped away.
My stomach made a loud sound.
" ehmmm, Kakashi can you please buy me something to eat? " I asked. He looked down at me
" if you defeat me on some sort of challenge I will give you food." he answered.
" hummmmm. A food eating competition" I said after some thinking.
" first we have to tell Tsunade-sama that you´re here, then you can have something to eat if you will train chakra control at least half of the day" he said
" but it´s so boring " I complained
" live with it " he answered looking at the sky.
" I don't get it , why are you always staring at sky?" I asked.
" it´s a man thing " he said and looked at me. I think he was smiling
"... that was the lamest answer I've ever heard before." I said and opened the door to the Hokage building.
" Ohh, she fixed the door " I said and looked at a new white shiny door
Kakashi opened the SHINY door.
" That´s ALOT of papers" I said looking at the huge mountain of paper work on Tsunade's desk .
" I know" Tsunade-sama said and went around the desk with a hand on her back and bags under her eyes.
" Where have you been? I've heard a lot of things about you and that Katie girl" she asked
" well, I was kidnapped by Katie after she killed those girls "I said smiling brightly.
" where is she now ?" Tsunade-sama said
" funny story," I said and tried to find something to say.
" what? " she said while staring at me with a wondering face
" after she had pulled me out to the forest and told me why we had been running away from the anbus she left."
" just like that?" Tsunade-sama asked confused " why didn't you come back faster " she said still with that confusing look.
" I was lost for a day " I said smiling that cute smile that i´m using when i´m happy or if I want something from James.
( Katie´s POV )
" Katie-Chan time to wake up " Tobi said and pulled of the blanket.
" why?" I mumbled and hid my head under the pillow.
" it´s training" he answered with his arms in the air.
" I don´t care so give back my fucking blanket"
some one else went into the room and grabbed my tail.
" let go" I mumbled so tired that I didn't even cared when he/she ( Well it could be Konan Right?) pulled me down from the bed and out from the room.
