Penname: CullenObsession114
Original or Derivative (fanfiction): Original
Rating/Warning(s)/Note(s): M
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Prompt: Ashes
"Oh my god, he is so hot."
"Don't you just want to lick him?"
"No, play with his hair is more like it."
"Oh so true..."
They sighed simultaneously as he flashed another smile to the camera that was projected onto their television.
"Oh! We have to have a whole night of Robert Pattinson! We'll ge all his movies, and watch them back to back!"
"Definitely."
"OHH!!!! We have to get Little Ashes!! There's a sex scene in that one!"
She sat up straighter, her interest piqued. "Really?"
"Yeah, and its with a guy!"
"Oh, yeah...I don't find that very hot. I mean we're just gonna sit there and watch them butt fuck? Not very appealing."
"I don't find it too attractive either," she agreed. Her friend shot her a confused look considering she brought up the subject, and sounded like she would enjoy it. "I just want to see Robert Pattinson without a shirt on, and I replace whoever he's kissing with myself. Wait...no, screw the no shirt on, I want it ALL off!" They burst into uncontrollable giggles.
"Wait! I have to add that to my bucket list!" She gets out her pad and pen, then proceeds to write-
See Robert Pattinson naked.
"WAIT NO!"
Have sex with Robert Pattinson.
"WAIT! I HAVE A BETTER IDEA!"
Date Robert Pattinson.
"OH! I GOT ANOTHER ONE!"
Marry Robert Pattinson.
Her friend interupts her. "Remember that Details magazine interview?" Her friend nodds frantically. "Well, I know what you could write..."
Help Robert Pattinson get over his fear of vaginas. Preferably with mine. ;D
This conversation is totally me and my best friend.
Hay Taylor!
