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Ch.12 Return of the Zombocalypse

8:54 P.M. 24 hours left…

"DAMMIT SLASHER! Oh well, it's not like he had much brains to back up his brawn… considering that's what I was for. But I digress, a question for you two… Do you like brains?"

"What…"

"Now she's just getting stupid with these!"

"Aw! My phones fried…"

"Well who jumped into the lake?!" Mordecai just hung his head in defeat, even though he didn't really have time to set his phone down with what was going on.

"MORDECAI! MARGARET!"

Mordecai recognized the voice. It belonged to a hilariously fat man with green skin who was followed by his ghostly companion with a hand sticking out the top. They both looked like they woke up from their naps and then ran (or floated in HFG's case) a marathon.

"Muscle Man? What's wrong now?"

"T-the pa-park cemetery…" *thud* Down the out of shape man went…

"Fives?" He was trying to pick up Muscle Man with his ability to grow arms

"Ju-just go to the cemetery, Benson and Skips will explain the rest…"

"Wait, Skips is back?!"

"Yeah he got back an hour ago and asked us why we were lying outside his house. Mordecai what is going on today?" Mordecai and Margaret both gulped as if they said anything, Rigby and Eileen were history.

"I honestly have no idea. How did you even know we were here?" Mordecai tried to lie in the most nonchalant way he could. Lucky for him HFG wasn't really expecting a straight answer and just let it slide.

"We saw the lake monsters' belly flops destroy the docks.

"Come on Mordecai! We've got to help!"

"Right! Later Fives! Make sure Muscle Man didn't have a heart attack!" The couple grabbed their swords and took off for the cemetery that wasn't extremely far but still a good 15 minute run. When they arrived the sun had set and they found the problem… Zombies… again! Skips and Benson were basically surrounded until Mordecai and Margaret drew their swords and started slicing through zombies like they were paper. Benson was armed with a metal baseball bat while Skips was dual-wielding machetes. They also noticed that a projector had been set up and blocked off along with a screen to play the movie. By the looks of it, it was only thirty minutes into the movie, a three hour movie no less…

"What'd we miss?" Margaret had gained a lot of experience with dealing with problems like this with Mordecai so far killing Slasher herself and with an assist from Mordecai killed Snowballs and DOW with Benson, MM, and HFG's help, all in one day. She was starting to feel confident with herself and that made her even more amazing in Mordecai's eyes.

"Mordecai, Margaret, What happened when I was gone. Wait, where's Rigby?"

"Think of something, Think of something, THINK OF SOMETHING!"

"He's at the mall with Eileen." Mordecai said coming up with his fattest lie today.

"At nine at night! Whatever, I'll ask later. Right now let's just deal with the zombies!" Benson sensed the lie but decided against pressing the issue.

"Right!" Mordecai and Margaret said in unison as the four went on the offensive taking out the current wave with little problems. Zombies aren't that tough when you've got swords swinging through them. When they finally got a breather, Mordecai was the first to speak.

"Hey Skips, Did you finish that thing you were making?"

"Thanks for reminding me…" Skips stuck one of his machetes into the ground and reached into his pocket to pull out a strange red glowing rock. It was shaped like an "L" and was held like a gun. Mordecai studied the rock as it seemed to lock his gaze to it.

"What's this rock do?"

"Depends on what you want it to do. It will affect the person you shoot depending on what you're thinking about. Say you wanted to put someone to sleep: just think of something related to sleep then shoot. Be careful with it as you've only got six shots. After that it's nothing more than a useless rock. It's called a Raggis stone."

"Raggis stone?"

"It's named after its original creator. I went to him to make it. If I told you how I got to him I'd have to kill you." Margaret took the rock from Mordecai and studied it herself. It was a flat and smooth rock, rather thin as it was as thick as Margaret's finger if not thinner. She slid it into her pocket and continued to listen to Mordecai try to work his way out of telling the truth of Rigby and Eileen.

"So do you know where Rigby is?"

"Nope." He wasn't lying…

"Margaret?" The girl just shrugged to the question. Benson finally gave up trying to get answers as he knew he wasn't getting far. Just in time too as the zombies began to regroup and rebuilt themselves.

"The only way we can stop them is to hold out until the movie ends. Once it's over all the zombies should stay dead like last time."

"Then what are we waiting for?!"

The four took off as they began the zombie killing spree. Mordecai and Margaret were fighting in tandem to keep the zombies from overwhelming what little room to breathe they had. It was almost like they were dancing while slicing of limbs, heads, torsos, etc. If they didn't have more than just they're lives on the line it would almost be like a thrill ride… yes a thrill ride straight out of hell.

Benson was holding his ground, hitting home runs with zombie heads as they crashed into more zombies while Skips was being the living version of a tank as he was just wrecking zombies left and right. After fighting for an hour and a half they were clearing up the remnants of the zombie horde, they then noticed the body parts scattered everywhere started moving towards each other.

They started to piece themselves together not to form the horde again but to form Zombiezilla! Eighty feet tall, it had been huge limbs forged from the numerous smaller limbs, including its' head. It released its' fearsome roar:

"RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAGH!

The breath of this beast alone made the four dizzy. It reeked of dead flesh mixed with the scent of skunk spray and buffalo diarrhea. Add the fact they were now covered in zombie slobber and you've got a new low…

"I don't remember that in the movie…" Benson remarked at the huge behemoth in front of them as he cleaned his globe.

"Really?! He spat all over us!" Mordecai said trying to get the slime off his face.

"I-I think I'm gonna be sick…" Margaret was gagging at the overpowering scent.

"This isn't good…"

"What was your first clue?!" Mordecai said cleaning his ears.

"We may need a plan for this one" Too late… ZZ charged towards the group "Scatter!" Mordecai and Benson dove in one direction while Margaret and Skips dove in the other direction as ZZ ran right on by… nearly taking out the projector stand. "We can't let him take out the projector or else this will never end!"

Margaret was still a bit too nauseas from the breath blast as she was shaky getting back to her feet… …just to see ZZ standing over her. "MARGARET!" He raised his arm to strike… Margaret couldn't react as she waited for the strike… that never came.

*Slice!*

Mordecai had thrown his sword and sliced of ZZ's raised hand. He then picked up Margaret bridal style as he dodged the attack from ZZ's other arm. "Didn't know you had such a weak stomach…"

"Shut up…"

"Well it looks like you're ok." Margaret flipped him off as Mordecai smiled knowing she was ok but turned to see Skips wasn't faring well.

"Skips!" Mordecai ran to where his sword fell to help Skips. He grabbed it and with a swift pull removed it from the ground. Mordecai then ran the sword and sliced through the back of the giant's legs causing him to drop Skips and stagger for a short time. Mordecai now had the monster's full attention as he charged towards Mordecai.

"OH CRAP!" Mordecai took off running, trying to stall for time till the movies over.

"Skips, are you ok?!" Skips had a nasty gash going up his leg.

"I'll be fine, how much of the movie is left!" Skips asked Benson.

"About 15 more minutes." Benson looked at the movie screen as he remembered how far from the end they were.

"Well come on! We need to help Mordecai!" Margaret was back on her feet, running to help Mordecai.

"Margaret, wait! If you two can keep it preoccupied until the movie is over, use the Raggis stone to destroy it!" She nodded and took off to help Mordecai keep ZZ's attention

She slices at the back of his legs, drawing attention to herself. They then began a game of switching who he's chasing. Finally after much patience the movie finally finished in which Skips' plan could be acted.

"NOW!" Margaret pulled out the stone and thought of something to get rid of Zombiezilla as he prepared to strike Mordecai…

*ZAP*

All of a sudden, the stone shined brighter than the sun, blinding Margaret and causing Zombiezilla to exploded all over the place causing Margaret to let go of the stone and send it flying over the cemetery walls.

"Great! Gone from being covered in zombie slobber to covered in rotting corpse juice! He saw Margaret lying face down and ran to her side. "Margaret!"

"Ugh… I'm ok." She said as she waved to Mordecai to reassure him.

"It seems my plan worked!" Skips stood proud of Mordecai and Margaret as they executed the plan perfectly. "Wait… Where's the stone..." The group looked around until…

"Oh you mean this stone!" They all turned to see CJ and a group of blondes but then…

*ZAP*

"What…" The four all suddenly felt super sleepy as they all passed out.

"Now let's see what you boys can do to make them miserable. I'll be waiting to hear from you Cyclops…

A/N THE BLONDES ARE BACK!

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