Sorry it's late and crappy...
Alice was preparing the next class, the class where the new student would be.
She looked out the window and saw Francis and Pierre talking. Well it seemed like Pierre was asking a question and Francis answering.
When Francis walked in he seemed happier than normal, and it kind of creeped Alice out. "So, what were you talking about?"
"Hmm, oh nothing~." he replied in a sing song voice.
"Oh really?"
"yes really."
Alice was a little skeptical at first, but she let it go.
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Pierre walked in grinning. But what Alice doesn't know is that he got the whole class to get in his plan. Except for one, who couldn't speak French.
When they all settled down Alice turned to Francis an have him a look as if saying 'if you did anything I swear I'll kill you'.
And with that class started.
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"Mrs. Kirkland, êtes-vous vierge?"
Alice looked confused and turned to Francis. He had a wide smile. "What did he say?"
"He said 'are you married'"
Alice turned to the boy, "Non."
The whole class bursted out laughing.
She tilted her head and the laughing died down.
The next person to raise his hand was the new kid, Pierre. "Qui avait tu le perds à?"
Again Francis had to translate "' who are you living with?'"
"Oh, my brothers and him." she painted to Francis. Francis translate that to French and the some students stared in shock, while others laughed there asses off. Alice was getting sick of this, it wasn't funny and she knew that Francis was was translating it wrong to her.
The next question she understood almost completely.
"Que diriez-vous venu à ma maison et que nous pouvons faire le sale?"
Francis had said that too many time for her to not forget.
She still acted confused and turned to Francis "Do you like it there?"
Alice smiled and stood so that all the students could see her. "Excusez-moi les enfants, j'ai besoin d'aller dehors avec Mr. Bonnefoy pour un moment. Si vous voyez du sang dans les couloirs, ne vous inquiétez pas. Je suis sûr que ça va laver les planchers."
Translations-
1)Mrs. Kirkland, êtes-vous vierge: Mrs. Kirkland, are you a virgin?
2)Qui avait tu le perds à?: who'd you lose it to?
3)Que diriez-vous venu à ma maison et que nous pouvons faire le sale: do you want to come to my house and do the dirty?
4)Excusez-moi les enfants, j'ai besoin d'aller dehors avec Mr. Bonnefoy pour un moment. Si vous voyez du sang dans les couloirs, ne vous inquiétez pas. Je suis sûr que ça va laver les planchers: I need to go outside with Mr. Bonnefoy for a moment. If you see blood in the hallways, don't worry. I'm sure it'll wash off the floors.
Late chapter is late and shitty sorry. Review?
