He was the new Ichibi, according to Kurama. What that actually meant for him, the kyūbi had been extremely vague about. All Naruto understood was that he now had some sort of bijū-ness that he hadn't had before and that he wouldn't have had otherwise. He didn't feel any different from before, aside from the fact that he had fallen back to almost no chakra control and his forms inside the seal still had their massive guts.

Mysteries of his chakra and anatomy aside, there had been other effects as well, one of which had led him to his current situation. Naruto was out meditating, trying to reign in his massive chakra so that it wasn't spilling everywhere. He could have done it anywhere, really, but he had chosen to go far from the village to do so. Why?

Kurama was being annoying. It was as simple as that, at least according to Naruto.

But that, of course, raises the question as to why Kurama was being annoying in the first place. And to that, Kurama would answer that it was the villagers. They didn't like that he could turn into a giant fox capable of creating huge explosions, or that he could transform into a six-armed oni with arm cannons and extendable blades, or that he could shed his skin and turn into a terrifying-looking chakra demon, or — if the villager happened to be female and happened to like listening to rumors — that he had 'molested' Sasuke-kun during their fight.

Save for the Sasuke thing, because nothing of the sort was true, everything else was just who Naruto was. He was a demon, and he could transform into his father. That didn't make him an evil monster, though, but the villagers seemed to treat him as such. Well, the civilian ones at any rate. The ninja didn't care, which was nice. Of course, since most jōnin had killed more people than Naruto had, even considering his appetite, and his human father had decimated an entire army, the ninja could hardly complain.

The civilians seemed to forget that they lived in a village of professional killers, and it irked Naruto greatly. The stares and hurried shooing away of children from him were getting annoying. Naruto felt as though he was unwelcome in his own town, and he was the Hokage's son!

Kurama took offense to their constant fear of Naruto, so much so that Naruto, after getting his human father's permission, ended up just flying out and landing in the clearing he'd made with Kurama, Shukaku, and Gaara. Once there, he'd laid himself down against a fallen tree, closed his eyes, and let himself slip into a meditative trance.

Some amount of time later, not that Naruto could actually tell how much time had passed, he sensed an intruder entering his personal space. The intruder wasn't in the field, however. Rather, the sensation came from his Akuma body, which was in its home. Akuma opened his eyes to see his friend sitting just in front of him. "Haku."

"Don't mind me," the boy said. "I was just going to meditate alongside you."

Akuma let out a slow breath. "Company would be nice. Actually, come here, I want to show you something." The demon pulled off his shirt and focused his chakra. A single, unadorned spiral appeared on his abdomen. "This is the seal that holds Kurama. It was placed by the Shinigami himself, so it would be more accurate to say that he is sealed within my soul, not my body, so every clone of mine has access to Kurama."

"Interesting, but why are you showing me this?" Haku asked.

"Place your hand on it. Imagine it as a hole. Push your chakra straight into it while trying not to touch the 'edges' of the hole." Haku did. "Now, close your eyes, imagine your mind flowing through that chakra, and then open your eyes again."

Haku did. Having not felt anything, he was quite surprised to find himself in the hallway of a flooded palace. The walls towered over him, and the ceiling was so far away it was almost impossible to see. Instinct urged him on, and soon enough, he'd found that he'd wandered into a massive chamber. There, before him, were three giants. One, he recognized as his master, though far bigger, stronger, and fatter than the body he'd seen only moments ago. The other, Naruto Namikaze, who was also equally increased.

But it was the third that had Haku in awe. Mere days ago, he'd seen the one before him from over two miles away. Here, it was less than a hundred feet away. Haku realized with a start that he was well within the massive fox's reach, and that he could be crushed with the bijū's little finger.

"Haku." Both Akuma and Naruto spoke his name simultaneously, and the same massive voice emerged from both. Together as one, they gazed down at Haku. Their tails swung around, encircling the Yuki boy. He panicked and drew his senbon, his instincts yelling at him that this was a trap, but Akuma and Naruto raised their hands placatingly. "Relax, Haku. You are safe."

"Where... what is this place? Why do you two look like that?"

"We are inside Kurama's seal. This is the representation of the interaction of our chakras," Akuma and Naruto explained. "What you see is our mental representation of ourselves overlayed on top of a body that represents our power. Our apparent size and strength is determined by our chakra, but the little details are based upon who we are, and what we see ourselves as. Look at yourself."

The Yuki glanced down at his hands. He hadn't noticed before, but they looked as if they were carved out of living ice. In fact, his entire body looked as if it was an ice statue. His clothes were that of his hunter-nin disguise, and he realized that his mask was on his face. It wasn't what he'd been wearing only a moment ago. Similarly, the two bodies of his master were completely devoid of clothes rather than wearing the outfit he'd been a moment before.

Akuma noticed Haku staring and shifted so that Haku could see everything about him, including his massive genitals. Akuma's tail lifted off the ground and began waving through the air, twisting about as if it were inviting Haku towards him. "Like what you see?"

"Kit, do stop teasing your little toy and introduce me," the massive fox grumbled.

Akuma and Naruto both chuckled in perfect sync. "Of course. Haku, this is Kurama-tousan. Kurama-tousan, this is Haku Yuki."

"He is quite cute, Kit. Hmm... I once had a lover that looked and acted like him." The fox's body rippled and began to shrink down. As it shrank, the orange fur vanished and the bones twisted until an orange-haired, fox-eared, nine-tailed, seven-foot tall man stood where the fox had once been. Chakra draped itself over the man and formed into a kimono of the same orange that his fur had been. Smirking, Kurama walked towards Haku. His hands shot out and clutched the boy's face, ripped off his mask, and then pulled him into a deep, passionate kiss.

A moment later, though much longer for Haku, Kurama pulled away. "Pardon me, but I just had to know if you tasted the same as him. Mint, by the way — your ice tastes of mint."

"Kurama, he's mine," Akuma growled.

"Oh, don't deny me this, Kit. Let me use your little tool." Kurama's hands groped Haku in just the right places to make him moan, much to his embarrassment and Kurama's delight. "It's been over a hundred years since I've had a good lay, and despite having access to your ass and being able to see and feel all your conquests, it's not the same."

"Haku..." Akuma paused, noticing the look on Haku's face. "I suppose we could share if Haku feels up to it. If not, all he has to do is remove his chakra, and he'll return to the real world." Although that was said to Kurama, it was clear that his words were meant for Haku himself.

"I'll stay."

"Excellent!" Kurama exclaimed. His clawed hand gently started removing the layers of Haku's clothing. "Kit, get down here and help your old man."

Naruto nodded and began to shrink both bodies down. However, Haku shouted, "Stop!"

"What? Why?"

"Akuma-sama, this is all basically an illusion, right? If so, there is something I would like to try."

"And that would be?"

"I want to try pleasuring a bigger you. That night after you first woke up, I remembered what you told me, that you'd get bigger if you had more chakra. That night, I dreamt that you... that you were so large that you could wear me as a condom, that when you came, I would bloat like a balloon, and that when you were done with me, you'd hang me up like a trophy dedicated to your virility." Haku was blushing furiously and was unable to make eye contact with anyone. "It was a foolish, impossible dream, but now... here... And even if that didn't work, I thought of other things. I couldn't stop dreaming of them."

"Like what?" Akuma purred.

"I dreamed of swimming in a lake of cum, of being swallowed whole, of being shoved into the slit of your cock and bathing in your cum, of being melted down into cum and squirted out of you as part of your gargantuan load. All of it impossible," Haku said.

"Kit," Kurama said, starting to grow back to his original size and form. "You have a really kinky lover with one hell of an imagination."

While grabbing Haku with one hand and his shaft with another, Akuma said, "I know. Now, let's see which of those ideas we can do."


Haku was exhausted but quite pleased when they finally finished up. In the real world, it was only his own pants that had suffered from his own cum, but within the seal, he was drenched in the demons' fluids.

Kurama lay on his back, panting. His son's two bodies laid against him, and Haku rested on Akuma's gut. All were quite pleased, and all were quite sticky. Around them, the seal's watery floor was a milky white.

"I think our watchers enjoyed the show," Kurama said.

"Watchers?"

"Damn. I forgot about them," Naruto's bodies said.

"Someone was watching us?" Haku asked again.

"ANBU, watching my Naruto body," the younger demon replied. "I, a high-value asset and, thanks to Kurama, perpetual flight risk, am far outside of the village right now, in a forest. I had been training to control and suppress my chakra, and then you came." He chuckled. "While I had been keeping still with Akuma so that you could stay connected, Naruto was far more active. So, the people who were supposed to watch me so that I could be contained if I did lose control were forced to watch me jerk off round after round after round."

Haku smirked. "But remember, suppressing your chakra at the right time can extend your endurance, and selectively moving it around your body can stimulate pleasure. Under that logic, you were still practicing chakra control.

Akuma chuckled, sending vibrations through Haku's icy chakra body. "And that's why I love you, Haku. Heh... Imagine if sex jutsu and sex-style chakra control were taught to everyone."

"Suggest it to the ero-sennin," Kurama remarked. "He puts the idea of sex jutsu in his books, and suddenly, you'll see a lot more, ahem, infiltration missions happening."

In the real world, the Naruto body cracked it's eyes open and took note of the sun's low position. "Great. It's later than I thought. I really need to get going. Haku, I'll see you on the outside."

"Sure," the tired human replied, letting his chakra finally relax as he exited the seal.

Now alone, Naruto drew himself out. Now fully aware of the real world again, he pulled his original body's pants back up and dusted the dirt off of them. His eyes glanced to the side; though there was nobody the younger demon could see directly, Kurama could tell where they were, and through him, so could Naruto. "Self-pleasure as a chakra control exercise," he said for the benefit of his audience. "Kurama was right; that was effective." If his voice was laced with the slightest traces of emotionally manipulating chakra, well, that could be explained as just him needing to practice more, and not as something more devious. "Alright, time to head back."


The three ANBU were exceedingly glad for their masks at the moment. None of them were strangers to what they had witnessed, true, but none of them had ever experienced having to observe a potential hazard to the village, only for said hazard to start jerking off right in front of them. One, Tenzō, was there because of his wood release. The other two, a Hyūga with a bird mask and an Uchiha with a turtle mask, were there with their dōjutsu to observe his chakra and make sure that it wasn't leaking, that it wasn't hurting him, and that it wasn't going to explode violently. None of that had happened, and so they were forced to watch, in extreme detail, something particularly intimate.

Now, while the Hyūga and Tenzō would have imagination fodder for months, and the Uchiha was practically giddy to replicate some of the ways Naruto had pleased himself with his own chakra, they had a problem. How exactly were they supposed to tell their boss, the unquestioned strongest shinobi in the village, that they had just spent several hours watching his son during his intimate time?

Answer: very carefully.

"Report. How is Naruto?"

"Physically unharmed, despite the unimaginable amount of chakra he possesses," Turtle said. "As Bird-san can attest, his chakra flows well and responds appropriately to his commands."

"And what exercises did he do?" The Hokage asked.

"Initially, he performed the meditative examination exercise, focusing on suppression. An hour into his exercise, he switched to an exercise that, while I myself was not familiar with, involved moving chakra to and from various tenketsu in a specific pattern."

"It is comparable to a Hyūga control exercise," Bird added. "It focuses on accuracy and precision, rather than power or endurance. His technique, however, was... sloppy." Tenzō and the Uchiha grit their teeth at that.

"How much chakra does Naruto actually have?" Minato asked.

The two dōjutsu users were silent for a moment. Then Turtle spoke. "Hokage-sama... I think it's entirely safe to say that your son is a match for the ichibi. And with the kyūbi supporting him, his reserves are far beyond my ability to measure."

Tenzō and Minato looked at Turtle, both surprised at the statement. "I see," Minato finally said. "Thank you. If there is anything else to report...?"

"No, sir," Tenzō and Turtle replied together.

"Actually, there is one thing," Bird countered. "When I first started observing him, there was a thin strand of extremely fast-moving chakra coming from his body. At the time he switched exercises, it thickened slightly and accelerated greatly. Still, it was faint enough at its thickest that I'm not sure I would have noticed it had I not been explicitly looking for chakra leaving his body. What it is, I don't know, I only know that as he moved, the cardinal direction that the chakra was flowing in stayed constant, even as he moved. It was going somewhere distant, and coming back as well."

Minato thought that sounded like some sort of communication jutsu, but he couldn't be sure. He decided that he would leave it for now, but would keep an eye out for anything else strange about his son. "Thank you for telling me. If that is all, you are dismissed."

The three ANBU vanished.