Chapter 12 (stunt doubles! Yesh, I'm using allllll of your ideas! Even if I don't know what your character looks/acts like!) C:
Disclaimer: I do not own Tales of Symphonia or any of the other people mentioned in this chapter. I also do not own triboxular structures! xD It's a shape my friend came up with! It looks like a house only the triangle at the top and the box at the bottom are separated with a line… Why am I telling you what a triboxular structure looks like?
Cherry-sama: Hi! And welcome back to Tales of Reversia!
Colette: Today, we don't have Genis, so we have stunt doubles!
Lloyd: The contestants are 'Malfoy' from 'Harry Potter'…
Malfoy: I'm only doing this for the cookie…
Lloyd: What cookie? I want it!
Cherry-sama: (hides cookie behind back)
Colette: Next stunt double is 'Syrus' from 'Yugi-oh GX'!
Syrus: Hi! (waves happily) I hope this will impress my brother! n.n
Cherry-sama: I don't think he'll be reading this…
Syrus: Ohhh… (looks sad)
Lloyd: Next stunt double is 'Yugi' from 'Yugi-oh!
Yugi: (older) I challenge the authoress to a duel!
Cherry-sama: Ack! I don't know how to duel! And you have to be younger in this…
Yugi: (instantly younger) I'm only doing this if you beat me in a duel!
Cherry-sama: Ack! (This will continue in a behind the scenes moments.)
Colette: The stunt double after 'Yugi' is 'Rolf' from 'Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance'!
Rolf: (duck tape over mouth) …
Lloyd: Cherry-sama… I don't think this is going to work…
Cherry-sama: Why not?
Lloyd: Because you haven't played 'Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance' and you have no clue what Rolf looks/acts like!
Cherry-sama: So? If I keep duck tape over his mouth, I shouldn't have to worry about him speaking! And I just won't add the details on what he looks like…
Lloyd: Whatever... The next stunt double is 'Link' from 'Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess'!
Link: Why am I here?
Cherry-sama: Cause you were suggested by a reviewer!
Colette: The stunt double after the last stunt double is 'Sesshoumaru' from 'Inuyasha'!
Sesshoumaru: (grins for some random reason unknown to the readers)
Lloyd: Why is he grinning?
Cherry-sama: Because I've never really learned Sesshoumaru's personality… The only sentence I heard out of him was a question.
Sesshoumaru: That isn't completely true… (grins)
Cherry-sama: Fine, I heard you say something about Inuyasha's death, but besides that, I'm clueless.
Colette: Next up is 'Inuyasha' from 'Inuyasha'!
Inuyasha: Why's Sesshoumaru here?
Cherry-sama: Cause he was suggested by a reviewer along with you I might add! Plus, why do you hate Sesshy so much?
Sesshoumaru: Sesshy? (grins a confusing grin)
Inuyasha: BECAUSE HE TRIED TO KILL ME SO MANY TIMES!
Cherry-sama: Oh yeah…
Lloyd: This next stunt double is 'Agent Zero' from 'Spyro: Ripto's Rage'.
Agent Zero: I'm going to my secret club, where only secret members are allowed. Are you part of my secret club?
Colette: No…
Agent Zero: Ohh… Bye bye! (goes to 'secret club')
Lloyd: How'd he get to be a stunt double? He doesn't even have silver hair!
Cherry-sama: Genis suggested him…
Genis: (playing 'Spyro: Ripto's Rage' on a beach in burnt down Palmacoasta) MWAHAHAHA!
Lloyd: Anyways…the last stunt double is 'This-random-person-that-is-big-and-muscle-man-like unlike-Genis' from the world of 'Nowhere-in-particular'.
Colette: Where's that?
This-random-person-that-is-big-and-muscle-man-unlike-Genis (TrptibammuG for short): Duhh… I have a secret club somewhere only known by my secret club… I'm not suppost to tell anyone about my secret club…
Lloyd: He's just as bad as Agent Zero…
Cherry-sama: Well, these are our contestants for this chapter, who will win and take home the big prize?
Malfoy: You never said anything about a prize…
Cherry-sama: It's the cookie. (holds up cookie)
Stunt doubles: (gasp while looking eagerly at cookie)
Kratos: Read the chapter… This shall be proven interesting….
Stunt double currently: Malfoy
Where we last left our heroic ToS cast, they were just deciding what to do about dead Sheena, who was currently dead in a hole. Genis, Malfoy form, was struggling to get out of Raine's grasp.
"Let go of me you mud-blood!" Malfoy screamed.
"First of all, my blood is not made of mud. Second of all, I'm a half-elf so I have magic abilities too!" Raine told Malfoy.
"Elf? Like Dobby? If so, then you should do my laundry!" Malfoy commanded.
"Now what?" Lloyd asked.
Malfoy got off of Raine.
"Now, leave it to me!" Malfoy told Lloyd as he raised his wand. "Wingardium leviosa!"
(Here is a random thingy that I think is randomly funny… And it's not really behind the scenes...)
"Malfoy…" Cherry-sama paused, while the cameras weren't watching. "You're suppost to fight with this…"
Cherry-sama handed Malfoy Genis's Kendama.
"What the heck is this thing?" Malfoy asked, holding the Kendama oddly.
"It's sorta like a wand, only it's for Genis…" Cherry-sama explained.
"I see…" Malfoy paused, while trying to use the Kendama, only he hurt himself.
Malfoy gets mad.
"ARRRGGGGGHHH! I HATE THIS THING!" Malfoy yelled as he threw the Kendama on the floor and stared jumping up and down on it.
Everyone in the studio stares at the two.
"Pardon?" Lloyd asked.
"Never mind…" Cherry-sama told the people.
(End of that random thing…)
Sheena's corpse flew out of the hole, to the movements of Malfoy's wand.
"Wow! Nice magic trick!" Colette exclaimed.
"It's not a magic trick, muggle…" Malfoy told Colette, while turning to face her, he dropped Sheena back down the hole.
There was a loud crash.
"Raine… Why don't you just cast 'Resurrection' on her?" Cherria asked, while looking at a lawn flamingo that was left behind by the tree huggers, eyes glowing red.
"That's a very good idea…" Raine muttered.
Raine cast 'Resurrection' on Sheena.
"Bring this soul back from purgatory. Resurrection!" Raine yelled as she cast her spell.
Sheena came back to life, but she was still stuck at the bottom of that hole, darn!
"He-l-lp!" Sheena yelled, voice still in an echo.
"Just wait! I have to go do something!" Cherria called down the hole.
"Which is?" Lloyd asked.
"Something…" Cherria explained as she instantly pulled out a box of instant Sheena smoke mix.
Cherria grabbed her box and put a bit of water in it, then the box disappeared in Sheena's smoke.
"Whoops…" Cherria paused while looking her hand, at the place the box used to be. "That wasn't suppost to happen…"
"No duh…" Malfoy muttered.
Cherria randomly vanished.
"Odd…" Kratos muttered.
(Meanwhile, behind the scenes where weird actions are taking place…)
"Finally! You're here!" Yugi exclaimed.
"I guess you guys are going to duel now, right?" Syrus asked.
"T.T Yes…" Cherry-sama replied.
(Back to main storyline… For now…)
"Sheena! I want you to come up so—" Zelos called down, but he was interrupted before he could finish.
"WHA-A-AT!" Sheena yelled, echo doing it's job.
Sheena jumped up from the hole and landed on solid ground, she ran over to Zelos, and slapped him, hard.
"Owww…" Zelos mumbled as he rubbed his wound.
"Does this happen often?" Malfoy asked, as he looked over at Lloyd and Colette.
"Quite…" Lloyd responded.
Now we shall look at our random Tree-Huggers, in their ever so secret base.
"You shall never escape your doom!" Kroton guy yelled, holding his piggy bank.
Yuan and piggy-bank man were in the main office.
"My doom rocks so far! I've been almost drowned in my favorite drink!" Yuan exclaimed; his hair soaked in coffee.
"I thought you wouldn't like coffee…" Kroton muttered.
(Back to our live, behind the scenes of ToR… Tales of Reversia!)
"I summon Blue Eyes White Dragon!" Yugi exclaimed, holding up a card, in adult form.
"Fight, fight, fight!" Inuyasha cheered as he sat on a bench where all the other stunt doubles were sitting, watching the fight
"Duhh… Go loser of this fight!" TrptibammuG cheered.
"I summon Dragonair!" Cherry-sama exclaimed, a bit nervous, holding up a Pokemon card.
"You have Pokemon cards?" Lloyd asked.
"Yeah… From when I was in Grade 5…" Cherry-sama told Lloyd.
"Hey, you can't use different cards!" Syrus protested, while standing up from the bench.
"Look! They are the only fighting cards I have, besides this one Digimon card I got in, like, Grade 3…" Cherry-sama muttered, looking through her old Pokemon card book.
"Fine! You can use those cards! But if I beat you, you have to give me all of them!" Yugi told Cherry-sama.
"What? NO! I worked hard to get them! Wait… If I lose, then why would you want such useless cards?" Cherry-sama asked.
"She has a point…" Sesshoumaru pointed out.
"Fight, fight, fight!" Inuyasha cheered.
(And now we shall go back to ToR… Tales of Reversia!)
"Too bad! I've loved coffee ever since I got addicted!" Yuan told Kroton.
"Addicted?" Kroton asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Yes, I'm addicted to coffee… NOW GET ME SOME! NOW!" Yuan yelled at a random tree hugger that was standing by the door.
"Okay…" the man whimpered as he went to go get coffee.
"COME BACK HERE! YOU ARE UNDER MY ORDER! NOT HIS!" Kroton spazzed.
"Okay… I'm so used to working under Lord Yuan's command though…" the tree hugger whimpered, apparently an old Renegade.
"GET ME COFFEE! NOWWW!" Yuan yelled, louder than before.
The tree hugger went to get coffee.
"COME BACK HERE!" Kroton yelled.
The tree hugger came back, with coffee.
"Thank you! n.n" Yuan thanked the tree hugger as Yuan pulled his arms out of his restraints, with ease, and grabbed his cut of coffee.
"You can pull your arms out of your restraints?" Kroton asked.
"Yeah… I can get my whole body out if I wanted to." Yuan told Kroton.
"Then why haven't you escaped?" Kroton asked.
"Because the authoress wants me to be rescued from here by the ToS cast…" Yuan started, but then regretted saying that. "I mean… I can't get out… See?"
Yuan tried to get out in an obvious way that would never work on regular restraints; he managed to succeed…
"…You can't get out…" Kroton repeated what Yuan said a few seconds ago.
"Yeah…" Yuan paused.
"Shall I get new restraints, sir?" the tree hugger asked.
Kroton and Yuan turned, they had forgot about the tree hugger.
"Well…um… YES! AND GET MORE COFFEE!" Kroton yelled.
"But I thought you—"
"NOW!"
"Okay…"
Stunt double currently: Syrus
While we were looking at the Tree Hugger's Association, the ToS cast was singing a stupid song about noodles and Kratos and Presea were just randomly watching. When they were doing the noodle song, Sheena, oddly enough, was trying to summon the Summon Spirit of Sanity (from 'The Randomest day in 4000 years', great fic) and kept on failing because she had forgotten that she hadn't made a pact. Well… Sheena could've succeed… She managed to summon the girl from the marshmallow moon (or something like that) without making a pact… But the marshmallow moon girl (MMG) wasn't a summon spirit… But there might be hope for Sheena yet! So we are just going to let her do her own thing for now.
"Noodles are cooooooooooollll!" Raine sang in a very scary voice, even for her ruin mode self.
"Noodles taste gooooooooodddd!" Lloyd sang, in a scary voice like Raine's.
"Noodles taste like cuuuucuuuummmmbers!" Syrus sang, randomly jumping up and down.
"Noodles are sane… Unlike you guys…" Presea muttered while watching the ToS cast.
"Too true…" Kratos muttered.
"And noodles taste like pie!" Colette exclaimed.
"No, they taste like pizza!" Lloyd told Colette.
"Pie!"
"Pizza!"
"Pie!"
"Pizza!"
"PIE!" Colette yelled at Lloyd.
"Okay… They taste like pie…" Lloyd whimpered.
"What kind of pie?" Colette asked, madly, very OOC.
"Apple?"
"NO! IT'S PIZZA PIE!" Colette yelled.
"But that's the same as pizza!"
"SILENCE FOOL!"
"Okay…"
"I thought noodles tasted like noodles…" Kratos told Presea.
"So did I…" Presea told Kratos.
(Meanwhile, we shall look at the duel, outside the main story because the authoress is taking it nowhere… YET!)
"I shall put a card face down!" Yugi exclaimed while placing the card face down on the battlefield.
The stunt doubles were sitting in the audience and so were Yuan and Kroton.
"Fight, fight, fight!" Inuyasha cheered.
"That's the only thing you said since the beginning of this battle…" Sesshoumaru stated, while grinning.
"Fight, fight, fight!" Inuyasha continued.
"You're hopeless…" Sesshoumaru sighed, while grinning (how can he do that O.o).
"How can he do that?" Cherry-sama asked.
"Beats me." Malfoy told Cherry-sama.
"Can we get back to the battle?" Yugi asked.
"Okay!" Cherry-sama exclaimed, even if she had no clue how to duel Yugi-oh style.
"Now I bring my card face up to show your doom!" Yugi yelled, as the card on the battlefield magically raised itself to show something dreadful.
Everyone gasped, except Cherry-sama, Inuyashaand TrptibammuG.
"Duhh… What's going on?" asked TrptibammuG.
"Was that a good card?" Cherry-sama asked, cause she had no clue how to duel and she only got this far because she sometimes randomly watches the Yugi-oh shows.
"Yes." Every stunt double told Cherry-sama, except for Inuyasha and TrptibammuG
"Oh…" Cherry-sama paused.
"Face it, I win." Yugi smirked.
"Not if I can help it! I'm putting on Ditto! The shape shifter!" Cherry-sama exclaimed as she raised one of her pokemon cards from Grade 5.
A pink blob with two dots for eyes appeared on the battlefield and turned into the doomful-thingy. Yugi got the doom he had unleashed and he lost!
"NOOOOO!" Yugi yelled as he dropped to the floor, yelling so loud that the people on set were able to hear him. "All my life points are gone!"
"What are life points?" Cherry-sama asked, for she didn't know anything, yet she won.
"You are hopeless…" Yugi paused.
"Fight, fight, fight!" Inuyasha cheered.
(Now we have finally ended that! On with the real story!)
There was a loud yell heard somewhere off set.
"I wonder what that was…" Lloyd muttered.
"I have no clue…" Colette muttered.
Suddenly, the authoress appeared.
"Hey! I'm back!" Cherria exclaimed, suddenly/randomly making everyone sane.
"Yay! Cherria's back!" Syrus cheered, doing a happy jig.
"Since when has Genis been happy to see me?" Cherria asked pointing out that that wasn't what he was suppost to say.
"Since I have had my picture of a turkey stolen!" Syrus exclaimed.
Cherria suddenly remembered one of the ingredients in the Dwarven Potluck Surprise from chapter one.
"I hope I get it back someday! Including the frame! It was worth 1 000 000 000 000 Gald!" Syrus exclaimed.
"Yeah…" Cherria paused while looking at Zelos.
"What?" Zelos asked.
The randomly appeared at the Tree Hugger base. Sheena was still trying to summon. I think she might be getting somewhere.
Stunt double currently: Yugi (Thestunt doubles switched between scenes...)
"What…the…heck?" Lloyd asked.
"Who's there?" Kroton asked, for they were randomly zapped into the room where Kroton and Yuan were.
"It's Yuan!" Colette exclaimed.
"Yuan…" Kratos muttered, noticing that Yuan wasn't restrained. "I thought they were going to restrain you…"
"They did." Yuan told Kratos, pointing at the chair where Yuan previously sat.
"What are we doing here?" Yugi asked.
"I randomly zapped you here with my random authoress powers because we are going to save Yuan now!" Cherria exclaimed, pointing at Yuan.
"Why now?" Zelos asked.
"Because I'm sick and tried of having to make Yuan at the Tree Hugger base and you guys at different scenes!" Cherria told Zelos while hopping up and down.
"Ah-ha! I can finally kill you all!" Kroton exclaimed as Gald flew from his piggy bank.
"MONEY!" Cherria and randomly appearing Tree Huggers yelled as they all leaped to get the money on the ground.
"KILL THEM, FOOLS!" Kroton yelled at the randomly appeared Tree Huggers.
"Okay…" the Tree Huggers whimpered.
The tree huggers randomly held Furbies up to the ToS cast + Cherria + Yuan - Sheena. The eyes glowing red, the annoying voices getting louder…
When…
"What do plan to get us out of this?" Yugi asked Cherria as the Furbies got closer.
"Just watch…" Cherria smirked as she flew up into the air.
The tree huggers gasped.
"STOP! Do you realize who you are dealing with?" Cherria asked as she started her long and boring speech.
"No…" the tree huggers whimpered in a synchronized way with the Furbies.
"I am the Summon Spirit of Plants! Including Trees!" Cherria told the tree huggers, flying around the room.
"I thought you were the Summon Spirit of All Fruits and Veggies that—" Lloyd started, but Cherria whacked him over the head with a random pencil case.
"I can create plants with a single snap of my fingers!" Cherria continued as she snapped her fingers and an apple tree appeared on the floor below her.
"I'm sorry… Master…" Kroton muttered as he gave his piggy bank, filled with Gald, to Cherria.
"Now… You shall let us go free and give Yuan more coffee!" Cherria told the Tree Huggers as she flew back to the ground.
"Coffee?" Kratos + ToS cast- Yuan - Cherria- Sheena asked.
"COFFEE!" Yuan exclaimed as he got a cup of coffee, bad move.
"Give us you're autograph!" the Tree Huggers yelled, holding autograph books.
Cherria signed the books 'To the Tree Huggers, from SSoAFaVtHwYI'
They all wondered what that stood for...
Cherry-sama: Chapter 12!
Colette: This chapter was long. Longer than the others… .
Cherry-sama: Well, if it wasn't for the behind the scenes, then it would be shorter than most times.
Lloyd: You didn't use all the stunt doubles…
Cherry-sama: I would've, but I ran out of space… I usually have each one of these chapters 9 pages long…
Lloyd: So you're going to expand the stunt doubles to 2 chapters?
Cherry-sama Yep.
Kratos: (random) Please review…
