Chibi Days Episode 11
YAY chapter 11 I cannot believe it! I love you all for commenting!
Naruto: you have a story?
N-Naruto? I thought this was an Akatsuki only thing?
Naruto: they said they were bored of it and didn't want to do it anymore.
… And you didn't try to kill them!
Naruto: I did but Kakashi-sensei held me back and told me 10 Vs 2 isn't fair.
Ok soo can you do the disclaimers now?
Naruto: Really? I'll do it the best! 1Zara-Uchiha1 doesn't own Naruto or Naruto Shippuden or any of the Akatsuki members! OR any of the names of movies or anything! But she only owns Carmen Smith and Luna Robinson! Believe it!
Thanks Ramen-chan. –smiles and hands him cookies-
Naruto: NO WAY COOKIES TOO? –Takes the cookies-
Yep~ enjoy the episode/chapter!
Hana ha kaze ni yureodoru youni,
ame ha daichi wo uroosu youni,
kono sneaky ha yorisoiai ikiteru noni,
naze hito ha kizutsukeau no,
naze wakare ha otozureru no.
'Trust you' is the name of the song.
I hope you can hear me right now cause… I GOT A NEW ALARM CLOCK! THAT LIKES ME! I have called him Dino since he's from Italy~ He wakes me up when I have school and NOT when I don't. I love him soo much he is a black 24 hour clock which frame glows in the dark! I'm sorry to say; Fred has left the building! Literally I threw him out the window. Smirks. No one wakes me from an Akatsuki dream and lives to tell the tale. Haha Dino is nice and has a chibi picture of 'Roxas' (From Kingdom hearts) printed on him. I softly place my hand onto to Dino and he turned off. I'll be nice to Dino and get up since I'm betting he has fallen asleep like I was about to do.
I yawned as I stood up and went to my wardrobe cause me clothes/uniform at in there. No duh people where else would it be. I opened its blue doors and there was my uniform already ironed. None of the Akatsuki knew what an iron was so I asked Hidan to put his ear against it (while it was on) to hear for any noises. Smirks. He did just that and screamed bloody murder afterwards… oh I also laughed my ass off when he tried to kill me but Pein held me back. Then told them what it was really for. Haha Kisame, Deidara and I were laughing our heads off as Hidan dumped his head into the sink with the water running… sadly he didn't drown cause Kakuzu pulled his head up to breath… damn you Kakuzu.
As I slipped my uniform on I heard Luna's door open and a soft yawn. Yep Sunshine is up; and SHE IS A MORNING PERSON. Trust me I'm not a morning person and she can handle the morning better then I can. Once I was finished I walked down the stairs and most of the morning people were awake and ready while I heard people rushing upstairs. Haha run like the devil's on your tail little people!
I smiled as I walked into the kitchen and found Itachi trying to cook pancakes but looks like he's flipping burnt pieces of toast. Lol Itachi can't cook. Poor-poor Lilith may have to live with burnt toast for the rest of her life.
"Hey Itachi can you even cook?" I asked him as he turned to face me. He looked at his failed cooking then me again… haha weirdo.
"I cook regularly but I'm unfamiliar with your cooking utensils." Wow fancy words from a fancy person who burnt bread. Haha that's something I'll have to get used to.
I blinked while covering my mouth; trying to stop the laughter from escaping but was failing miserably. He glared before looking back at his failed cooking. At that moment Hidan entered my holy kitchen while he was dressed with his dress-shirt undone (again *rolls eyes* Baka midget) and leaned against my counter looking at Itachi's failed cooking.
"I'm not fucking eating that shit." Cue me whacking him round the face with a frying pan. And yes I mean the thing you fry bacon and eggs in. I glared as he glared back… stupid baka better be nice he hasn't even tried to cook yet.
"STFU Midget at least he's trying unlike thee." I swore I saw Itachi smirk at Hidan but when I looked it was his normal frown. Damn the Uchiha who should teach at an acting school. Meh his loss of earning money again and so on and so on.
"Why the fuck did you always say fucking 'thee' for you stupid bitch!" Cue me glaring at him before tightening my grip no my frying pan. Yes I was still holding the frying pan and was ready to use it at any time possible. And by any time I meant in a few minutes. No not a few minutes… now. And again I whacked him round the head around 10 times till he was on the floor holding his head painfully and Itachi had to hold me back. He should let me whack Midget boy I was protecting his horrid cooking skills and his brunt toast.
"No killing." Pein said as he entered the kitchen with Hidan still on the floor in pain… I thought he liked pain? His pain was pleasure? I shall ask him.
"Oi Midget. Isn't pain pleasure to you?" I asked him as he stood up holding his head with one hand and holding the counter for support with the other. Big baby I didn't hit him that hard… maybe… um… ok yes I did hit him VERY hard. He stood up murmuring things I couldn't hear. Damn him and his stupid murmuring, hotness and gelled hair… WTF he doesn't even own gel! Ok one morning I'm finding where he sleeps, wake him up and see his un-gelled hair. Smirks. I love my evil planning.
"It fucking is pleasurable but fucking getting hit to the head fucking isn't! Bleeding is fucking pleasurable!" WTF no need to fucking yell midget. Really remind me to never make you bleed but non-stop hitting you in the head. Haha I shall do that one day.
I glared at him before throwing Itachi's burnt toast in the bin… which made him glare at me… sorry! And start making breakfast which was normal toast with BUTTER (Luna: yummy! Carmen: Luna get out of my head! Luna awww fine *pouts*. Carmen: *sighs* on with the show!), waffles and pancakes. Haha I love pancakes more then I love my house and that's saying a lot.
Once everyone had something to eat; we grabbed our school suff and as always I tried to walk on ahead till Luna tackled me to the ground making me walk with them. Sighs.
I prefer walking alone because I don't have the midgets shouting in my ears.
"Hey Carmen, un." I looked over my shoulder and saw the blonde of all blondes; Deidara walking behind me. I looked forwards again as I saw him walk besides me. "Do we have art today?" I nodded. In the corner of my eye I saw him grin that cute grin… WTF cute ewww forget-forget-forget! forget what? I shrugged it off as he asked another question. "Do we get to use clay today?" I nodded again as he grinned again. Damn what is with him and that grin. Grrr it's too what's the word? Meh I got no idea.
Once we finally got to school we went to homeroom or as I call it 'get some extra sleep till class starts.' Yeah that's my way of seeing homeroom lucky I'm at the back so no one can see me sleep… why I care… I don't so STFU people of Mars!
When our teacher came in I almost fell of my chair in surprise… for one reason. Hidan yelled in my ear to 'GET THE FUCK UP!' I'm surprised the teacher didn't tell him off.
Probably because my teacher hates me. Yep I'm sticking with that. Most teachers don't like me. Meh I don't know why, I'm loveable and cute so I don't know why. HAHAHAHAHA oh I kid myself too much.
Ok back to my nap so NEJI the teacher. If you don't know what that means look up Neji's name. Once my head met the table I was out like a light. I swear I heard someone snicker before I fell asleep again but meh I don't care.
After half an hour of sleep I woke up to the nightmares of all nightmares. Hidan, Deidara, Tobi and even Starr… WTF is she doing at MY school! Anyway Starr was drawing on the whiteboard while Dei and Hidan were play fighting about something stupid… and Tobi was once again throwing confetti. Really they are all idiots.
"Carmen!" I looked up to see Ace… oh holy shit! I quickly stand up to see him looking not at all happy.
"H-Hey Ace." I shuddered a bit while smiling as he looked at the idiots. Yeah they are idiots and they should know it… shouldn't Kisame be helping them idiots? I looked at him as Itachi was telling him off. Never mind.
"Why aren't you keeping an eye on those four?" He sounded angry oh holy shit… Jashin-sama save me now please! I nodded as he looked at Deidara and Hidan before walking over to them. He gave them one of his most scariest looks and they stood up looking kinder scared… Yeah Ace is that scary people! He would probably scare the head teacher if he was mad at him.
"Um… you see Ace… I…" I sighed. You can't lie to Ace trust me it's like lying to a lie detector. "I fell asleep."
I swear I feel his glares… which is kinder creepy. He sighed then faced me.
"Carmen you five have an hour detention after school today. Don't come and deal with me." He said then walked out the room… leaving me in shock. I've only had detention once and it was fine. BUT WITH THEM! Points to Starr who doesn't even go to my school! Tobi, Deidara and Hidan. JASHIN-SAMA SAVE MY SOUL!
*IN DETENTION*
Why did Jashin curse me with bad luck why? That is the question of all time people. All I know is I'm sitting now reading a book while Hidan has broken a pen, pencil and a thick book called a dictionary. No idea how he broke it really…. It… just broke. Really how can you break a dictionary? They are like a foot thick! Meh all he did was throwing it up in the air and catching it and it broke… REALLY THAT ISN'T POSSIBLE! But Hidan made it possible. He always finds a way for breaking things.
He once broke the stove at the house… REALLY he refuses to cook so how did he break it! No idea I just know there was smoke coming from the kitchen and Luna was standing besides Pein when it happened… oh and Kisame ratted him out. Yep he's my fish buddy for a reason.
Right now Deidara is asleep and Starr and Tobi are talking… ok now Starr and Tobi are drawing on Deidara's face LOL. He now has kitty lines on his cheeks. And he has a black eye and little Zzz coming out his mouth. He kinder looks cute in a cute retarded way. Yeah I said retarded so how would you look if you had kitty lines and a blank eye drawn on you when you sleep? Pretty darn cute/stupid. Yeah Tobi and Starr laughed as his face and soon did Hidan once he was done 'trying' to fix the dictionary.
Yeah now it looks broken with a lot of tap and glue attached to it.
Yeah I now know never to give Hidan a hammer or nails… that would end VERY badly. Yeah I don't want his hand nailed to my wall because his blood would probably stain big time and I'll tell Kakuzu on him. I've done that once and ended up Kakuzu saying he's very sorry and then gave Hidan black eyes. Yeah BOTH OF THEM. Kakuzu isn't a happy bunny when it involves me paying money to replace the stove.
Okay now Starr and Tobi are complaining to me that they are bored… IT'S DETENTION YOU'RE NOT MEANT TO HAVE FUN! I sighed and headed my deck not even caring if I get brain damage.
"Its Detention you're not meant to enjoy your punishment. Plus this is nothing to the detention Ace gave me before." I shivered when I remembered it. Baby sitting his evil twin sisters. AHHH the terror those two are little monsters! Two little blonde blue eyed monsters! They think of me as THEIR SISTER! They like me doing their long hair which is SUPER annoying! They all ways have it in a side ponytail with them having it on opposite sides. Yeah I call them Demon twins while Ace calls them 'Lilly and Rose' REALLY who would name their daughters after flowers?
Sigh. My life must hate me like coconuts doesn't agree with me… AT ALL! They are evil nuts and yet they taste really summery stupid coconuts! They are soo evil and soo nice at the same time. Stupid hard things that give you headaches if they fall on your head. Yeah I've only been on holiday once with my family so I wouldn't know so it felt.
Okay now Tobi and Starr are playing 'rock, paper, scissors' and I think Starr won cause Tobi is sulking… now he's make to his happy-evil self. Great I prefer the unhappy Tobi because he goes all 'Sasuke Emo' on us which is funny! He walked into a wall once which was funny. Wall 1 Tobi 0.
But really the idiots suck me in detention! BAKA IDIOTS!
BAKA Akatsuki they won today! Carmen 6 – 5 Akatsuki! I CAN NOT BELIEVE THEM! How mean… cry… how mean indeed. Wonder when Dei will get the pen off his face. Shrugs. No one knows… oh wait he got it off when he got home and screamed like a girl in the mirror. Smiles. Baka~ Thank you for reading AND PLEASE REVIEW!
