Disclaimer: OK THAT'S IT! THIS BITCH IS GOING DOWN! SOMEONE HAND ME MY STAPLER GUN! ... I mean... J. owns Harry Potter.

When being interrogated by a member of staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce "These are not the droids you are looking for."

It had been a good idea at the time but we hadn't thought about getting caught. We had loads of fun, we had a great time and we just had to get caught! Of course, we weren't really quiet but it's kind of hard to be quiet when your doing that!

We were outside at night and we didn't think that the sound that we were making would travel all the way back to the castle. So when McGonagall came out of the castle we had to dash for the towels that we had placed close to the edge of the lake. Figures that at night sound travels farther.

When she looked at our wet and towel wraped figures you could see that she got the wrong impression. And then my friends said, all at the same time, two words "Skinny Dipping". She looked at us in shock and demanded an explanation.

I couldn't help it. I dropped my towel to the ground and, waving my hand, dead panned "These are not the droids you are looking for."