Delfim: …
Ego: As you can see, Delfim still doesn't speak. But he asked me to answer some questions before the chapter. HERE WE GO!
Lust: How are you alive? You died back then.
Ego: I am Ego! The more reviews, the more my power grows. Now here is for the answers.
The Naruto getting jealous. It can happen, but I will make it happen in a different way, I don't like the idea of Naruto just complaining about Shino.
When I made the Queen surgically implanted inside Shino, I had not anticipated the where would the eggs come out off. I will explain in this chapter, or at least try to.
Shocked A. Reader, I am about to give you another heart attack. Just don't die on me, okay.
I don't know if I explained very well, but Naruto's rage was both because he was a demon and his power surged to quickly with little time to adapt. What Perm meant was that demons, when they get too much power, their control goes sniff and both their power and emotions run rampart. That is what I meant. So no, he just needs to control his power before his emotions get the better of him.
Victoria will be the annoying cocky friend that is good at hiding it in front of others. In public, she will behave like Shino and Naruto are her "big brothers". Alone she will be neutral to Shino and annoying to Naruto.
The look the girly clone had for Hinata was her outfit on the movie Road to Ninja. Go watch it, it's Kishimoto's attempt at redeeming the series which, considered it's only 40 minutes trying to redeem years, still did a decent job.
Dante Shido, keep fighting man. The world doesn't need that people adapt to it, we have to adapt the world to everyone's needs… and kick your brother's ass. In fact, if you are in Portugal, tell me where you live I will kick him myself.
Also, Shino meeting the vixens and becoming a summoner will happen later.
Lust: It's not the same thing if it isn't Delfim.
Ego: Shut up. If I am lucky, he might just stay like this so I can take over.
Delfim grabs Ego by the throat and chokes him, Homer style. Ego dies.
Lust: You are used to this, right?
Delfim doesn't answer, he just makes a "come here" gesture and a group of people dressed in shirts that said "Delfim's cleaning crew" come and take the corpse.
Lust: Meh, I guess it's just me right?
Delfim turns, his eyes bleeding while his entire body twisted in many shapes. Lust gets horrified as Delfim keeps twitching and twisting until he turns to her again, only this time he looks like Sarah Palin.
Sarah: You say something bitch?
Lust runs away. Delfim returns to normal than makes a thumbs up sign to the shadows where a camera is. Ego is standing next to the projector laughing his ass off.
Ego: That will teach her to shut up. On with the chapter.
Chapter 12
We were standing in front of Kakashi and Kurenai, who were looking at us suspiciously. Behind them, the others were treating themselves after we brought their unconscious asses here. Thank god for clones, those guys were heavy. On another note, now I am 100% sure that Sakura is a guy… that or she has ball-like flesh in between her legs. Whatever it was kept hitting on my shoulder when I brought her here.
How long are they going to give us the silent treatment. It is boring. Ever since the fucking team fight ended 50 minutes ago these guys have been staring at us like we have done something wrong. I could see Shino was equally bored, but did her best not to show. Seriously, these guys are not threatening at all! They are trying to intimidate two half demons while looking like they are constipated… not that they know about the half demon part.
"We have a few questions for you." Well thank god for that, Kakashi, cause the silence just doesn't work for me anymore.
"You two worked far too well together." Said Kurenai, glaring at me. I had to roll my eyes at that.
"We are friends. It is logical that we trained together and learned each other's styles. Not only that, but we originally wanted to be in the same team because we work efficiently together." Oh Shino, delivering only the necessary truth to the unsuspecting Jounin. Of course what she said is correct, but we got really good together under Perm's guidance who said that separated we are strong, together we are mighty.
"Even so, that still doesn't explain things." How can it not explain? We work together Kakashi, what don't you get? "You would still be injured. You don't even have a scratch."
Oh so it's pride we are dealing with. We beat them all without a scratch and you guys feel hurt. They must have been training them while we were out and were surprised that all of that didn't even scratch us. "With all due respect, Kakashi, you already knew that we were far better than your average genin." Seeing Kurenai's confused face I smiled and turned to her. "I bested Kakashi in his own bell test." Kurenai's face was shocked. "Anyway, combine that and Shino being what I consider my perfect partner than we were in for the win."
Kakashi raised an eyebrow. What now? "Perfect partner?" Why does that confuse him?
"If I may." Started Shino-chan. "Naruto focus on close range battle with a few very destructive ninjutsu in his arsenal while I focus on long range and tactics. By collaboration, we cover the fields of a genin team without even trying. Combine that and our teamwork efficiency, and you get a perfect duo." Well I wouldn't have put it better myself.
"How did you use genjutsu like that?" asked Kurenai. "You need a conductor to keep moving genjutsus."
"Simple, we used my bugs." Said Shino.
"I didn't know Aburame's could cast genjutsu." Replied Kurenai coldly. What the heck is up with her?
"We can, we normally don't because we risk chakra exhaustion which leads to losing control of the bugs." Said Shino. "Moreover, this illusion was difficult and I had to prepare it for four different bugs which made quite a bit of a dent on my chakra reserves."
"Then how are you okay?" asked Kakashi.
"Naruto shared his chakra with me." Said Shino. "In between the two of us, we were able to cast and maintain the illusion with little to no problem."
"Share the chakra?" asked Kurenai. "But his control should be awful. Your chakra coils could have blown up!"
Bitch I have good enough chakra control to not blow up my loved one. Perhaps I should bloat Kurenai with my youki and see if she would shut the fuck up.
"… okay I have decided." Said Kakashi. "That we will try this again tomorrow but with different groups." Oh no. "So Naruto, you will work with Hinata." Well, that is not so bad. "Sakura will work with Kiba." Good, let's make dog boy death. Wait that means… "And Sasuke with Shino."
WT-SERIOUS-F? We just told you that we work well together and now you break us? And put Shino with the Emo? "This is to instill in you teamwork with different partners. Sakura you picked Hinata because you can't work with Kiba, well it's time you learn how to work with him. Sasuke, you need someone level headed with you so you won't have problems. And Hinata needs you Naruto because she needs someone that can watch her back."
Oh I will watch her back… and front if my clone's ideas are anything to go by. As effeminate as he was, he was right. That look would work wonders for Hinata. Maybe she would finally get laid with someone and unwind. I know she loves me but fuck she needs to be more confident or I won't take her. The way I see it, she wants a husband that does everything and I am not being lazy, but I don't like that.
"Ne ne, when do we eat? I'm angwy!" yelled Victoria running into the room with a childish glee. How does she do it? How does she make herself look so adorable? She is wearing a freaking SKULL for a necklace!
"Alright alright. Me and Shino will take care of it since the rest is in no condition." I said as we got up.
"That won't be necessary, I can do it." started Tsunami. In truth, I pity her. Dealing with an alcoholic father, not that Tazuna is bad, just smells too much of liquor, and an emo kid that is competing with Sasuke for the title of emo king, while having lost not one but two husbands can't be freaking easy.
"No need, me and Naruto are used to cook." That is only half true, Shino-chan. We just learned a bit with Perm. Not that we are major chefs, but we learned to cook. "Besides, our teammates need assistance right now, but I highly doubt they want ours."
I had to laugh at that as I felt the glares from all the others. What? It's your fault you fell in a genjutsu. I could feel Sakura's even harsher glare. Guess she didn't like the clone, huh?
Not my fault that my clones are crazy.
Me and Shino started working with what we had, she did the salad while I went to prepare the main dish, just a bit of rabbit me and Shino brought home after beating the losers. That and some potatoes, simple stuff.
Perm had taught us how to cook. And unlike other teachers, when he was evaluating a dish he never complained… at least, not outright. He would give small comments like when the meat was too raw he would say "It seems we need more wood for the fire."
Never once he said anything bad outright.
It took little time to be done and we were soon on the table. As we were eating, I noticed that the tomato slices where a bit thick, so decided to play with Shino-chan and Victoria.
"Oh dear, looks like I will have to sharpen the knifes." I said, imitating Perm.
Victoria and Shino chuckled while the rest looked confused. Shino then decided to be mean by saying "Ha, so we do have enough coal in here." As she touched the meat. I like my meat well cooked damn it!
"At this wate I will need to get more cabbages." Said Victoria through snorts. Everyone seemed lost except Tsunami who quickly caught on what was going on by looking at the food and chuckled with us.
This is how life should be: exchanging a few private jokes between those we consider friends and/or family while having a good meal. This is life.
*******Two days later*******
"You think we should help them?"
"Nah, not yet."
Me and Shino were watching as the rest of our teammates where running away from… bees. While not able to use demon form, she can still control bugs. And the result is obvious.
Now you may ask why the hell am I working with her again if Kakashi told me to work with Hinata and Shino with Sasuke. Truth be told, we didn't care. We work well together and we don't wanna fight each other. So we decided to force our teams to meet and then double-cross those idiots.
That and I don't feel good working with Hinata. I have been having a strange feeling about her. A strange feeling that just makes me want to stay away. Shino started to feel it too, which makes it weirder.
"Victoria has a theory." Said Shino.
"What does she think?" I asked curious.
"Why don't you ask me?" asked Victoria as she jumped near us on the three and watched as everyone ran away from the bees. "Personally, there was only one time I felt this and that was when a lone angel tried to attack master. He got his feathery ass kicked out of there, of course, but I still felt his energy."
"Hinata? An Angel?" I asked in disbelief. "I know she is sweet, but that is one hell of a compliment."
"BAKA!" OW! That book is too heavy to use as a brain duster you fucking chibi! "I said she has a similar energy, not that she is an angel. It seems it is time for another history lesson heh?"
She then sat down… on her book… which was levitating for some reason… is she trying o look mystic or something? At least it's a good parley trick. "Bloodlines, whether you are aware or not, are not human in origin. They happen when half demons or half angels have a child with humans, meaning that they are humans with a bit of demon or angel blood in their veins. One example of a demonic based bloodline is the Aburame with the Bug Queens, which allowed them the ability to control bugs."
"Is the Sharingan demon based too? Cause if it is and Hinata's is angel based, that would explain the dislike between the two families." Yeah, that makes sense. Good one, Shino-chan. But that is only if the Byakugan is angel based.
"And you believe that Hinata's bloodline is angel based? And why half angels and half demons? Shouldn't it be angels and demons instead?"
"BAKA!" DAMN IT! Stop with the MOTHERFUCKING BOOK-INDUCED-BRAIN-DUSTERS! "If it was a full blooded demon or angel having a child with humans, the result would be something like you guys, half demons or half angels. Do you see a pair of wings on Hinata?"
"Okay okay, geez." I relented. Didn't want to be hit by that dammed book again.
"Anyway, yes I believe Hinata's bloodline is angel based which brings a good opportunity." Said Victoria with a smirk… I don't like that smirk. "All we have to do is first help her ascend to angel…"
"Huh, demons here, don't you think that is risky?" I asked her. Seriously, what if she gains the power to beat us up. I don't want my dream to end at a "Hinata's ass kicking".
"That is why, before we do it, you must seduce her into having a crush for you."
"That won't be necessary. Hinata already developed a crush for Naruto-kun."
"Oh?" asked Victoria, sounding even more devious. Seriously, I could see dark clouds crackling in the background. "Then it is simple, we help her ascend and then you." She then pointed to me. "Must make love to her."
… wtf? "Wouldn't it be, you know, difficult since she makes me feel so weird?"
"Don't you see? An angel that loves a demon, even an half angel, is something God can't tolerate! So if she does it, she will be casted aside and become a fallen angel!"
"I see. That could prove useful." Said Shino.
"A Fallen-Angel? That means she would become a demon."
"Yeah!" said Victoria. "Neat huh? An enemy becoming an ally."
"But how do we pull it off?" I asked.
"Hinata must desire to arise." Said Victoria. "To turn her into a half-angel she must desire to become stronger. Then we must find the right artifacts for her to become an angel."
"Won't she notice it and question us?" I asked.
"We will do it in secret. All she needs to do is desire to be stronger. Now once that happens, I do happen to know that in the library there was a ritual." She then took out the book from under her while she kept floating… cool. She then opened the book and said "Ascension Ritual." The book began coloring itself and she said "Here it is. It requires the blood of dead demons, holy water… that is nasty, and two of those golden chalices the church uses."
"Where do we find the holy water and the chalices?"
"There are some churches in human capitals. We go there at night and steal the stuff. As for blood of a dead demon, that is simple, you guys just have to kill a demon."
"You make it sound easy." Said Shino.
"Since this does not specify what kind of demon, it is. All you have to do is kill a spawn."
"Spawn?" I asked. Seriously, what is a spawn?
"A pawn is a lower demon, the lowest of the low." She then turned to the book and said "Spawn." The book filled with images and text about the spawn. From what the picture showed, it had 4 legs, red skin with spikes coming out of every part of its body, a lizard like head with rows and rows of sharp teeth and a scorpion like tail. "These guys may look intimidating, but they are weak as fuck." She then turned the page and showed a picture comparing the spawn to a human, showing that it hardly reached one's knees.
"Almost as small as you, heh Victoria." I couldn't resist the joke.
"BAKA!" OWOW! How can she hit me with such a heavy book? "Stop joking around and focus you asshole! This is serious."
"Is it me, or every pink haired girl I know is violent?" I asked Shino-chan because it is true: Sakura and now Victoria.
Victoria coughed a bit before continuing. "I can summon 5 of them, but there is no use to it if Hinata doesn't desire that power."
"So we have to make her desire power." I said.
"That may be easier than you think." Said Shino. "All you have to do, is give the idea that you like strong woman. That will make her desire to be stronger."
"Might work. But I am still not sure about the making love to her." I admitted. "I mean…" I then turned to Shino-chan. "I already have a mate."
"So?" asked Victoria. What do you mean, so? "Powerful demons tend to have more than one mate. Both male demons and female do it."
"Then why does Perm has none?" I asked.
"He had once, they died. And now that he is stuck, it's not like he can easily find a mate." Explained Victoria. "Now you two figure it out, I need to get back. Kurenai and Kakashi are about to check up on you guys."
"Okay, see ya." I answered back as she moved away. A pregnant silence hit us both. I was afraid to say anything.
"You know… ha… I mean…"
"I think we should do it."
The fuck?
"It would give us a powerful ally while at the same time give someone to help the urges."
"… are you really okay with it?" I was shocked. Normally it's the guy trying to convince the girl, not the other way around.
"I already share you with the vixens. One more won't hurt." Commented Shino. "We Aburames are a lot more open minded than you would think. We are willing to experiment… as long as you don't pull any stunt without asking first."
… I really love this girl. But there was one question that has been nagging me.
"Remember when you explained me that you guys have the queen in your hearts. So how do the eggs come out?"
Shino-chan raised an eyebrow at me then turned back to the screaming guys down there. How did I not heard them throughout all of our conversation with Victoria, I don't know. "Has you noticed after we woke up from our… mating… there is a part on my back where the skin his thinner."
"Yeah, right above the heart. I thought that is where they put the Queen."
"It is. But it serves another purpose. The egg laying occurs every 5 weeks. When we return to Konoha, I will require some time to do it."
Every 5 weeks? But… "How do they come out?"
"It is a complicated but surprisingly painless procedure. The Aburame must first lay down face turned to the floor and not move. Then the Queen injects a painkiller in our back through a small bite. Then she eats away at our back."
I turned green at this. The queen ate out my girl from the inside out?
"I see the thought upsets you." How can you be so calm about this? "To tell you the truth, I was the same when I learned about it but it is pretty painless. All you feel is a bit of an itch, but you can't move. Then once she reaches the surface, the queen thrusts the abdomen out and lays the eggs on my skin which the other Kikaichu grab and put in this special pocket…" She then opens her jacked a bit to reveal a thicker pocket. "Until they are ready to be born."
"Wow… and you guys have to deal with that every 5 weeks. Wait why is there no scar on the wound?"
"The first Aburames had them, but the queens have evolved to make the process easier. Not only is it painless, their saliva contains healing properties, in that same day, the scar is healed. We have evolved as well because we have less flesh on that place."
"Oh, okay. A true symbiotic existence… how does she eat?"
"She drinks my chakra. That alone can keep her going till the end of her life. The same with the others, but they drink it from the surface of my skin. I am really glad that my youki works the same way for them."
"Wow, you guys really take this seriously. To deal with this things. I am impressed."
"Many clans have their secrets, their darkest corners where they keep the dirt about themselves. Ours is that our bloodline demands more from us than people would believe."
I then heard a sound in the distance. I knew what it was: someone was coming, probably Kakashi and Kurenai. "They are coming."
"Then we will await them."
Soon the teachers arrived. They looked around and frowned. "Naruto, shouldn't you be with Hinata."
"I was?" I asked innocently.
"Shino, why aren't you with Sasuke?" asked Kurenai.
"I have no recollection of being paired with him." You tell them girl!
Kakashi sighed. Here he goes again. "This is the second time you have done it! Why won't you work with the others?"
"Because they disturb our dynamic." I answered as I pointed "Hinata, like me, prefers close range, which makes it difficult cause my fighting style doesn't mix well with mine. Sasuke is a long range like Shino, but Sasuke is not above sacrificing comrades in a battle, so he would easily use a fire style jutsu even as the enemy is covered in bugs, killing Shino's partners."
"Something I will not tolerate." Said Shino. "I would try to work with Sakura, but she is too loud and has no battle skill at the moment, while Kiba is to hard headed to follow any kind of plan that isn't his own, which don't work 90% of the time. If you are wondering, the 10% that work are related to plans such as getting up, eat, brush teeth and pee. Bath is not included in this 10%."
I almost snickered at that, though I agreed. "Because of that, we decided to forgo working with them and work together."
"You guys don't get it. We sometimes have to work with people that we don't like, but that doesn't mean…"
"It means a lot, Kakashi-san." Said Shino. "In a battle against a stronger opponent, having a partner like Naruto that can stall him while I get my kikachu on them to drain them dry, or have someone like Sasuke who would burn everything in his path, even my bugs, can make a big difference."
"Same for me. If I can't get a hit cause Hinata is in the way, then I won't be able to fight well. It is better to have Shino whose abilities don't interfere with mine and can even combine with mine."
"But that is the thing. You are used to each other. Now you have to give a chance to the others…" Is this guy for real?
"We would try it if we had the time, like when we were in Konoha doing nothing but D-rank. But right now we are in hostile environment, we have to work with what and who works best to ensure the best results."
Kurenai and Kakashi stopped then, but I could see they didn't agree. Me and Shino knew this, but what else can we do? We explained as best as we could!
"Save them and then meet us at Tazuna's home." Said Kakashi as he left. Kurenai stayed, to help save her students.
Not that it was necessary as Shino soon had the bugs under control. But it was nice to have someone carry a bug bitten Kiba and Sakura while I carried Hinata and Shino carried Sasuke.
*****At Tazuna's home******
"Okay guys, let us all define something." Said Kakashi. "In one or two days, Zabuza shall make his move. Because of this, we have to define groups."
Oh no. I feel something I don't like coming. Might be because Kakashi is looking at me and Shino in a specific way. The way that says punishment ahead.
"Me and Kurenai will go to the bridge, which leaves 6 of you to pair in 2 groups of 3, one goes to the bridge, the other stays here." I can feel it coming. "We decided to bring the best students with us depending on your teamwork." Son of a bitch! "So Naruto, Shino and Sakura, you guys are staying here."
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?" guess who. "WHY DO I HAVE TO STAY WITH THESE TWO?"
"I agree!" I stood up. I won't let this go on. "Me and Shino have perfect teamwork and are at top condition! Sakura, Kiba and Sasuke should stay here, Sasuke is too arrogant, Kiba is to hot headed and Sakura is too stupid!"
I had to avoid a fist to my head. Who does the bitch thinks she is, Victoria? That speed and strength will never get me.
"You loser, you only win because of Shino." Yelled Kiba.
"Everyone quiet down." Said Kakashi. "The groups were made by Kurenai and I. Take it or leave it. I can honestly say, however, that if you two had worked like we told you to, you might have gone to the bridge with us."
"That is bullshit. You are just mad that me and Shino didn't play your stupid game!"
"Naruto…" the sound of Shino's voice stopped me. "As much as I agree with you, they are our senseis. They are the ones that decide, in the end, what we must do."
I knew she was right. I knew it… I just didn't like it! They were treating us like kids when we just beaten the rest of our team. I went up against Zabuza on a sword fight for fuck sakes! "Fine… I will stay here, but take the useless girl with you then. I am able to somewhat work with Hinata, but not Sakura."
"YOU BAKA!" I caught her fist just before it hit me. "LET GO OF ME!"
"See what I mean?"
Kakashi just shrugged. "You should have thought of that when we left you with her on your group." Great, now he is trying to make me feel guilty. This is so unfair.
"A-ano." Started Hinata. "I don't mind… s-s-staying here wi-wi-with them."
What the hell? After we made her run away from bees she still wants to stay with us? There is something fishy about this one.
"Well, if you are sure." Said Kurenai. Did she just sound relieved? What is she relieved about? That her student doesn't get to fight? Is this jounin for real?
"Anyway, let's eat. After that workout, we need it." Said Kakashi with a smile.
We soon were eating again. As we were eating, I could feel the glares of Sakura, Kiba and Sasuke. Those three are actually working together to merge their killer intent and focus it on me? Make them a team! I will gladly swap with Kiba!
"Shino-niichan! What do you wike in a gwil?" Oh! Is it time already?
Shino seemed surprised for a second but immediately fell into paper. "What I like in a girl? Someone who accepts me and my… guests. Someone who can support me when I am down and need it."
"Not bloody likely you will find someone like that!" What the hell! Who invited the snickering puppy? "The minute a girl sees your bugs, she just runs the fuck away from you!"
Sakura and Kiba then laughed at the supposed joke. Oh Kiba, if only you knew how beautiful she truly is. But now got to act like the 'supportive friend' I am supposed to be. "Watch what you say, mutt. At least Shino can get close to girls, the minute they smell you they flee to the next town."
Victoria snickered loudly while Shino shook her head in mirth. Kiba went purple at this. "YOU JERK! YOU THINK YOU ARE ANY BETTER? NO GIRL WILL EVER DATE THE DEMON ANYWAY!"
I locked my eyes on him. So he wants to play that card huh? "So I am a demon now? Interesting. And what demon am I supposed to be, Kiba?"
"The Kyubi! Everybody knows." He said with some wicked glee. What's with him? It's like he is having an orgasm just talking about me.
"Kiba that is too far!" "Peace Kurenai." I said. "Let him speak his mind. And he is telling the truth, I told about the seal to all graduates. But tell me this, Kiba. If I am the Kyubi, which clan should I destroy first, your own?"
"SHUT UP!"
"How many should I kill this time? Half of them? The ninja side? Maybe I should pull an Itachi on your clan and leave you a broken emo like Sasuke."
"SHUT UP!" yelled him as he got up.
Time for the killer comment. "Although a true demon takes his time to enjoy his victims. So who should I rape first, Kiba, I will let you choose: your sister, or your mother…"
Kiba jumped over the table, trying to get me. I just grabbed him by the throat in a circular movement and as I stand up I turned around and slammed his face on the wall, putting my arm across his shoulder blades. "This is the difference between you and me, teme. You think you are top dog. I don't think, I know. And believe me, if I was the demon, I would have chopped off your arms and legs, drag you to Konoha and force you to watch as I turned your sister and your mother into my whores, after which I would kill you. Do you get it, dog?"
Kiba tried to move, but he ain't got the strength to do it. I felt to arms on my shoulders trying to push me away and if the strength is any indication its Kurenai and Kakashi. "Let me go! I am not through with him!"
"Naruto stop this!" shouted Kakashi.
"Fuck no! He wants a demon, I will show him one!"
"Enough Naruto, enough." Said Kakashi.
I felt another hand in my shoulder. I knew that hand. "Let him go. It's okay. I expected such reaction."
I sighed. If Shino doesn't want me to kill him, then I best not. But damn do I want to kick his ass. But with her and two Jounins stopping me that ain't happening. Sighing I let the mutt go. Though it almost backfired me as he turned around ready to punch me only for Kakashi to actually catch his fist.
"When I said stop, I was talking to you two." Said the lazy jounin. "Now let's seat down for dinner again… and I meant now."
We went to the table with Shino always by my side. I made a gesture to her, trying to tell her I was okay. I was really. I wasn't mad, I just wanted to kick his ass. Nothing big.
The silence that followed was boring and ruined our main objective of this talk: to get me to say that I like strong woman without it sounding out of context. That way, the first step to Hinata's ascension would begin.
"So since we were talking about it, what do you like in a woman, Kiba?" Dear God, Kakashi actually pulled through for us. Maybe he just wants to have some male bonding time here, but hey, who cares.
"Me? BOOBS!" BONK! There goes Kurenai punching the shit out of Kiba at last. Ah the yells of a young pervert getting his just deserts. Don't get me wrong, I am a pervert to. But I like to think I am the good kind of pervert. The one whose perversion is limited to his girl and at a level she accepts. I mean Shino hasn't complained yet.
"Well… moving on, what about you, Sasuke?" Does that guy even like woman?
"Hn." Guess not.
"How about you Naruto?" I turned to Shino as she spoke. "What do you like in a girl?"
The plan was working, we got Hinata hooked on the conversation the moment my name was mentioned. Now to give the killing blow.
"Hum… well I like a girl that is strong and independent. Someone that doesn't take nay crap from anyone ever, is not afraid to speak her mind but is still sweet and caring when needed."
I saw Hinata looking down. I do hope this works. Cause if it doesn't, then this will be all for nothing.
"So Nawuto-niichan likes gwils that awe the diffewent than him?" *Twitch* *Twitch Twitch* the nerve.
"Oh I like girls different than me heh? Are you saying I am weak? Are you saying that I depened a lot of other people?" I asked while my eyebrow wouldn't stop twitching. I knew she was joking, but hot damn if I will let her pull something like this without retaliation.
"Hai!"
That's it! "COME HERE YOU LITTLE PEST!" I ran at her while she squealed and got of the chair. Soon I was chasing her upstairs and downstairs, all around the house while she laughed out loud.
I ended up catching her and rubbing her head with my knuckles, much to her chagrin. We were soon sitting again. As everyone was coming down from laughing, most likely from seeing us running around like loonies.
"Why do you try so hard? You are just gona die."
And there goes the mood breaker. The kid just had to show that he could be as bad as Sasuke. "Hey Kid, chill would you? Don't ruin the mood unless it's important."
"Don't you all understand? Gato is too strong! He will kill you all!"
"There is only so much money can do, while there is no limits to the strength of a person. You have nothing to fear." Said Shino-chan .
"You only said that because you don't know how things really are here! You all probably lived pampered lives in your good for nothing village and don't know the meaning of suffering!"
I looked at the kid, right in the eyes, with only one emotion going through me: pity. He is a scared kid, who is afraid because of all the shit happening. I know I was in a similar situation once, with the villages going after my head, having to look behind my back for any surprise attacks and all. I could understand his cries.
But he had to understand that not all was bad. So I got up and sat right beside him. "Hey kid, look at me would you?" When he did, I pointed to his mother. "Do you see your mother over there? Do you know how much you are hurting her with that? Do you know how lucky you are that you have her?" He remained silent, not knowing what to say. "Look at the old man, who still resists Gato like a mountain resists the wind. Do you know how hard he tries to stop this situation? Look around you even have your own house."
I then turned to him, seeing him look at his family as if for the first time. "Now look at me." He then turned to me. Now to instill just how lucky he was. "Until I was like ten years old, I lived with no mother or father. I had to live in a dump with people hating my guts. I went to bed hungry and crying for my mother, but she never came. And like me, many people out there are in similar if not worst conditions. But sitting down walling in self pity doesn't help. So shed whatever tears you have to and toughen up. Your mom and your grandpa need you. Are you going to let them down?"
"…no."
"I can't hear you kid."
"No."
"LOUDER!"
"NOOOO!"
"Good job, you gave your first step in coming out of emoness!" I said with a grin. At the table, I could hear Victoria snickering. What? Emoness is a word! I created it right now, deal with it.
"But what can I do?" asked the little brat.
"Listen, Inari was it?" When he nodded, I continued. "All you got to do, is support your parents. When your mothers is out there, buying her groceries, help her take them home. When your grandpa is tired, don't bother him. But above all get tough. If present yourself with bravery, you will make others feel brave as well."
"Really?" asked Inari.
I nodded. "In fact, how about me and the others teach you something cool tomorrow, huh? You get your own private ninja teachers."
He looked at me with starts in the eyes. Oh no. "Really? You will teach me?"
"HEHAHAHAHA FUCK NO HAHAHAHAHA!" I couldn't help laughing as the kid face faulted. When I saw Shino glare at me behind the glasses, I decided that I needed to rephrase that. "I mean I can't teach all of it to you, cause you know not everything is my area of expertise. But I am sure Shino over there can help with the rest."
This seemed to calm my bug goddess. Uff, I'm safe for now.
"So what do you say?" I asked the kid with a smirk.
Inari looked up to me, and slowly a smile formed in his face. I really see myself in him, and I know that in this moments it's an act of kindness that makes the biggest effect. Just like Keisei had done so many years ago for me. I will never forget that moment.
I felt a hand on my shoulder and turned to see Shino's face. I could see the pride behind those glasses. I couldn't help but smile at her as well. I felt that this little things would make the biggest differences.
"Well guys, how about we go to sleep." I said out loud. "Big emotional day here, but we got to get up early tomorrow. That and I really don't want to hear the moaning when Kiba and Sasuke go at it." With that I ran the fuck away, all the while hearing the cries of war and rage of Kiba and Sasuke while they chased after me, laughter filling our race.
*******Next day*******Shino*******
I watched silently as the rest of the group left, leaving me and Hinata alone in front of the house. Naruto took Inari to the tress nearby to start him in an ability that, according to him, everyone wants to learn at some point: the tree climbing. I couldn't say I disagreed with him. The idea of walking on a surface is alluring and many people would give everything for it.
But that meant that me and Hinata were alone watching over the house. Again, this shouldn't be an issue, but Hinata has been behaving oddly. She seemed to steal glances at me, which I really don't feel comfortable with. We have been teammates for so long and this is the first time this ever happened.
"Shino, c-c-c-can I ask you so-so-something?" Ok, finally I will get some answers. If she finally has the guts to speak then I have the chance to know what is going on.
"We are teammates, I believe you are entitled to question me. Though you will have to accept if I keep some answers to myself."
She seemed to stop for a while, as if gathering the courage to speak again. She took quick breaths and seemed to try to even hold her ground. What an absurd reaction. "Shino. A-a-a-are you Na-naruto-kun's girlfriend?"
WHAT? HOW DID SHE… WHAT?
QUEEN SHINO! YOUR HORMON PRODUCTION AND HEART BEATING HAVE INCREASED DRASTICALLY. WHAT IS GOING ON? SHOULD I PREPARE THE…
No, thank you. I just lost control of my emotions and let them run while, forcing a production of hormones. Please try to keep calm while I resolve the situation.
UNDERSTOOD.
I took a deep breath as I tried to calm my racing heart.How did she find out. "How did you know I was a girl?"
"I used my Byakugan once in class and noticed you were a girl. I have been keeping the secret as my father told me that the Aburame always hid their gender until they tried to get a lover."
I nodded. Hiashi more than anyone knew how important a secret can be, so I wasn't surprised. That and he would lose the support of my clan if he and his clan started blurting out any piece of info they get their hands on.
"A-ano. Y-y-y-you haven't a-answered my que-que-question." Shuttered Hinata.
Now what? If I tell the truth, I will break the girl. If I lie, then it means being extra careful around Hinata, which might not end well with her Byakugan. But perhaps I can turn this on my side…
"I am one of his girlfriends yes." Her look was totally dejected, as if she was completely destroyed. God it has to be now. Now is the time. "However I won't be the only one.Naruto is someone with a big heart, too much for only me. I know this, and I know that he has an interest on you."
"On me?" asked Hinata, turning completely red. That is cute, but I am afraid that will change with her demonification.
"Indeed. He sees in you potential to become one of the strongest Kunoichi ever, and feels sad whenever he sees that is not happening, no thanks to Kurenai-sensei."
"K-ku-Kurenai is a gre-grea-great teacher!" said Hinata more forceful. God forgot that Hinata was very connected to Kurenai.
"Kurenai is a great person, but she treats us more like her children than her students, not training us to our full potential."
"But… K-kurenai sensei…" She seemed devastated. Time for the final push.
"You know, if you want, you could train with me. If you become more powerful, Naruto will finally accept your love."
"Ho-how can I trust you?" asked Hinata.
"Because I want what is best for Naruto, and with his interest on you, the best is to make sure you are strong enough, so that everyone wins."
Hinata went quiet. I don't know what she is thinking, but she seemed to slowly nod as she thought. Perhaps now she will evolve.
QUEEN SHINO!
What? My hormones are at a natural level.
THAT IS NOT IT! SOMEONE IS COMING! MY CHILDREN SAW THEM OUTSIDE!
… how many?
2. they seem to be swordsman of some kind.
Okay. Remain calm while I devise a battle plan. Time to warn Naruto.
UNDERSTOOD. I WILL SEND A KIKACHU!
"Hinata, it appears as if two swordsman are coming here."
Hinata gasped, scared. "Wha-wha-what are we go-going to do?!" asked Hinata, panicking.
"I have a plan…"
******With Naruto******
"Again."
Inari nodded as he started walking slowly up. I prefer this method, as while running gets you higher, walking helps train the focusing of chakra and it's control making it easier to learn.
He got up to half the tree before falling.
"You are doing better than me the first time. Keep working." I yelled. I had to give him some incentive after all.
"How long did it take for you to learn this?" asked Inari.
"You don't want to compare, I had a chakra mountain compared to others, so it was that much more difficult. It took me a week and a half when I first started learning. That and I was much more reckless back then. With you making it to half a tree already, in two, three days you will have this down."
"Really? Alright bring it on!" with that he threw himself at work.
"Mah, at least he has determination." I thought out loud.
Suddenly, a bug fell on my shoulder. I looked at it and knew what it meant: someone was coming, and wasn't friendly.
"Inari, I need to go back, trouble back at the house. I will leave you with a clone so keep practicing, okay?"
"Wait is my mom okay?" asked Inari.
"Don't worry. Shino and Hinata have her covered." I said as I did the hand signs. "Shadow Clone."
A puff of smoke appeared. Suddenly a voice was heard "I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!"
My eyebrow twitched. How the fuck did this happen again? Inari looked afraid though. In front of us stood my effeminate Clone, doing some weird victory dance by shaking his hips like a fucking whore.
"AH! I am back! My hair is perfect, my clothes are great and I am absolutely fabulous!"
Soon I was on him, punching the shit out of this fucking piece of shit as I yelled "DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!"
"OW OW, NOT THE FACE OWOW YOU ARE GOING TO RUIN MY YOWWW OKAY THAT IS IT TIME OUT!" He then jumped away and pointed at me while crying like a damn retard. "WHY DID YOU JUST TRY TO KILL ME LIKE THAT! YOU MONSTER!"
"How the fuck are you still alive? And how the hell did you came back?" I asked. I needed to know, and to inflict as much fear in him as I could so I spiked my Killer intent on him.
He seemed to ignore it as he turned around and started to arrange his clothes and hair. "It is nothing so difficult to understand, you brute of a man. Youki is an emotional energy and sometimes unpredictable. You never know what will happen." He then pulled a mirror out of his pocket and started to check his eyes, which one was now black. "YOU DAMN BASTARD! DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO HIDE A BLACK EYE? Now my face is ruined…"
"Quit your crap and dispel so I can call another clone."
"And why would I do that? Just so you can leave some second class clone to watch the boy? Humf, I can do that myself."
"But I need someone to teach him to, and I don't want him to learn how to be a man-whore!"
"HOW CRUEL! IF YOU MUST KNOW, YOU ARE MY CREATOR! IN THE END, IF I AM A MAN-WHORE IT'S BECAUSE DEEP DOWN YOU ARE ONE AS WELL!"
"YOU WANT TO TELL ME THAT TO MY FACE YOU FUCKING RETARD! I WILL HIT YOU SO HARD YOU WILL FEEL IT WHENEVER YOU DECIDE TO POP BACK INTO LIFE!"
"HA, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS MORE DISGRACEFUL, THAT YOU THINK THAT YOU TASTELESS JERK INTIMIDATE ME, OR THAT YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT YOU KNOW BETTER THAN ME!"
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!"
"Sensei, who is that?"
Me and the damn retard turned to Inari. Shit forgot he was here. Come to think of it, why did I summon a clone again?... oh yeah.
"Hum… just a second…" I then turned back to… well… my clone. "Look, I will leave him with you cause I have to help the others. But don't teach him some bitch ass shit. Just true ninja stuff."
"Okay okay okay! I get it, go and have fun." Said the clone with a smile.
God I want to kill him. "Okay. Inari he will watch over you. But don't take him seriously unless he can explain to you how whatever he is saying is connected to ninja."
"Okay." Said Inari.
"Good. See ya!"
With that I was jumping away back to Tazuna's house, ready to fight whoever decided to be a big shot. When I got there I was in for a surprise. Hinata was in the middle of two guys and… well poking the shit of them. It helped that a group of bugs seemed to have gotten the swords from these two idiots, but it was still entertaining.
Seriously the Hyugas must have the funniest fighting style. I'm gona poke you to death! Let me tickle you bitch. HAHAHAHA I am imagining a Hyuga saying that in the middle of battle with a stupid grin in his face.
Focus you goddam retard. Hinata just finished with these two. Time for inspirational speech. So I walked out of my viewing point and said "Good job, Hinata. That was amazing." Does it sound fake? Nah, seems good. Hinata seemed to believe it, cause she turned extremely red. "You are starting to become stronger. I look forward to see you growing even stronger, my little angel."
At that, she passed out. I had to catch her before she fell down and hit with her head. Wouldn't want that happening now.
"Did you have to make her pass out?" asked Shino-chan. "We don't have time to protect her too, you know."
"I can just leave a clone." I said as I went to put her in a table inside the house. Once I was outside I created a clone and he nodded as he entered the house. "There, that should cover it."
"At least it wasn't one of your… special clones." God damn it I could hear her laugh.
"Don't remind me, I left one of those with Inari. Hope the poor lad can survive that. Wait you are leaving a bug clone to?" I asked as I saw a clone of her entering the house.
"Your clone would feel lonely and it is just in case something comes that your clone alone can't handle. Now let's go to the bridge."
"Yes. If these two came here, then the bridge must be under attack. And if it is Zabuza again, I want to test my new moves with the sword on this guy."
I think I hear Shino muttering about "Man and their swords." But I am not really sure, cause I was already jumping ahead. After all, that guy owned me a sword battle. And I owned him an ass kicking after last time, without Kakashi's interference. Which reminds me.
"Hey Shino, how are we going to do so we can use our powers without alerting the others?"
"Without Hinata in the group, I can go in my demon form and unleash my spores in order to put them into sleep, I will however, require your wind jutsu for it to work."
"Ok, so that means we have to do it from afar."
"Correct."
"I see, okay where do you want to do this?"
"Hum… Maybe on the back of the team, so they don't see it coming."
"Sounds good."
We soon were hiding near the bridge where Sakura and Tazuna were. God Sakura looked pathetic. She just looked around without moving even though the fucking fog didn't let her see a thing.
"Should we really put these two to sleep? If those guys try some dirty trick, they might kill Tazuna."
"Do you prefer to hear Sakura scream?"
"… ok let's just put her to sleep."
"Glad you see my point."
I started doing hand seals as Shino took her jacket and turned into her demon form, leving her in a pair of black gym like pants and an open back black shirt. God is she beautiful. She looked at me and I nodded. I knew that the moment she pulled out those spores, I had to use my jutsu or I would become a victim of our own plan. Oh there they are, those purple bastards.
"Wind Style: Gentle Deceiving Breeze." I whispered as the wind calmly took the spores. As it did, Shino raised an eyebrow and looked at me. "Surprised? Well I created this jutsu to make it easier. You see the Great Breakthrough is to violent to carry the spores and would lead to them landing far away and the others would have figure our plan sooner. This technique is my own e rank wind jutsu for this purpose only: carrying your spores."
"That was very well thought." Are her eyes softer? God I have to focus before I start kissing the hell out of her… not a bad thought except she is still shooting spores.
"What? It's not like I am brainless. I am just more used to you coming up with ideas."
"I know. It just means a lot that you created a jutsu just to help me."
"Hey now, don't make me blush in the middle of an ambush girl. It was just a simple jutsu. Just a low amount of wind, no big deal."
"If you say so. Thank you nonetheless." Man, why does she have to look so god dam beautiful when she says that?
"Y-yeah, sure. Let's just see how many are… what is that?"
Soon both me and Shino had to dodge as a dragon made out of water filled with spores came out of the mist. The mist cleared to reveal Zabuza and Haku still up while the rest was unconscious.
"Almost got me with that, Gakis." How the fuck did these guys avoided it? "But I noticed the spores in the mist. One water dragon and blew them away."
"Oh good." I said as I jumped down. "I didn't want you to be down for too long after all. We need to finish our match."
"Fine. Haku take that… fairy or whatever that is."
I could hear Shino's eyebrow twitch. God I almost cracked up. It's like a curse that is going to hunt her forever.
"Are you sure you want to deal with Zabuza, Naruto-kun? Cause I feel inclined to end his existence."
"Play nice, Shino. You still have the fake hunter nin. He should be fun."
"Fine. But you own me for this." Shino then jumped into battle.
"Damn, I guess that I will have to find some sound proof seals for tonight. Know where I can get some?" I asked with a smirk as I turned to Zabuza.
"How about in the afterlife?" asked Zabuza.
"Oh that is how you wana play? How about we film a movie then?" I asked with a smirk as I did the hand seals and the cloud of the summoning jutsu appeared. Soon I had Masamune in my hands again. "You are going to be a baby seal, and I am going to be some guy paid to make a coat out of you. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand ACTION!"
And with that I sprang right to him, slashing horizontally which almost hit him had he not been fast enough to bloke it with his sword. Big mistake cause I just headbut his face to the ground. I was going for a quick finisher only for him to substitute with a piece of wood. Well at least it isn't a log.
"You… you have gotten… faster. How did you…"
"You are doing it wrong!" I yelled. "Baby seals aren't supposed to be that fast! They take the hit and let themselves be skinned alive. Seriously I know what I am talking about."
"Would you stop with that, you stupid Gaki?"
"OH 15!"
"You think this is funny or something?"
"36!"
"You don't stand a chance against me!"
"And 73." I said with a smirk.
"… ok WTF is up with those fucking numbers?"
I know this is kind of a dick move, but I love to mock my opponents. "You see I have faced so many arrogant pricks already that I started counting how many times someone would say a certain line. It's kind of a game really."
"… are you insane?"
"EHAHAHAHAHAH!" I laughed out loud and turned to him with a smirk. "12."
"GEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!" and there he goes rushing towards me, ready to cleave me at the waist. I jumped over him and slashed his back, leaving a small but undeniably painful cut on his back. I wonder how Shino is doing?
*******With Shino******
"So, what are you really?" asked my opponent.
That's cute, thinking I will just say what I am. "How about someone you should worry about?"
"I must defeat you, whatever you are. For Zabuza-sama."
"Then you will have to defeat me and my partner, as he is more powerful than your precious Zabuza-sama."
The guy seemed to turn to the other two. NOW! I rushed to him and decked him in the face, followed by a rotating kick to his other cheek and finishing it by putting my rotating leg down, side turned to him, and raised my other leg and gave him a side kicking, implanting my foot into his ribs, which made the boy yell in pain. God I love this fighting style.
He fell down away from me, rolling to get more space between the two of us. "That… that was a cheap shot."
"You are a ninja, cheap shots are the basic of your life. Live with it." I have to be tough with him, he is my opponent. No weakness in front of my enemy.
"I see. I was going to use this on the Uchiha, but since he is out, I will have to use it on you." Suddenly I just see Ice plates around me… everywhere. "Ice style: Demonic Mirroring Ice Mirrors."
Mirrors, huh? He really doesn't know what he is dealing with does he?
******With Naruto*******
After that first moment, things went to a standstill. Even with my improvement, I couldn't get him, fortunately he can't get me either. But I am just waiting for the right moment. The right moment where I can just go all out.
You see, this is my idea. The best way to stop someone from trying is to make it hopeless. So I will make him think that we are equals and when he is too tired, I will pull my Chakra Fighting Style and fucking kick his ass! A few slashes should do the trick, and then I can focus on getting him to work with me.
You thought I forgot? Neither I nor Shino did, I even have a plan about where he will stay: here in wave! Since I am planning on having the village here, it should "OH MY GOD ALMOST GOT MY HEAD WITH THAT SWIPE!"
"STAY FOCUSED OR YOUR DEAD, KID!" Oh uh! Another big slash of his, time to jump over.
As I did, the asshole jumped forward, making it impossible for me to cut his back again. Damn, he is learning.
"I don't fall on the same trick twice kid."
"A shame, I wanted to make a cross in your back, it would look cooler."
"Don't play coy with me, you little prick. I don't know how you got so good in such a short amount of time, but I am far out of your league."
I just looked at him grinning. That's it, inflate that ego of yours so I can pull my power and crush you at your best.
"You think you are though, but you don't know shit, kid! WATER STYLE: WATER DRAGON JUTSU!"
Again? Not this time, baby. I know how to get out of this. I jumped over and landed on the dragon. SERIOUSLY, I did! The thing about the water dragon jutsu is, it is very long, it allows the person to… run all the way to the enemy with nothing in its way… if one is fast enough to do it before the water dragon goes splash that is.
Which I was. So I jumped from the dragon, sword ready while Zabuza tried to dispel the technique so he could get away. Not without another slash on the back. UH judging from that scream, it hurt.
"Oh look at that, I manage to give you that cross we were talking about, what are the odds?"
He was positively pissed. I could see that. I just didn't realize exactly what it meant… until my whole body was cut in half.
"NOW WHAT KID? NO LAST COMMENT? NO LAST JOKE NOW THAT MY CLONE CUT YOU IN HALF KID? HUH?"
Damn… can he be any more quiet? I can't even feel the pain… wait never mind, keep him yelling. Oh no, my organs are spilling out! Stay in there sweeties! Daddy needs you!
Oh well, it was good while it lasted. I smirked as I went *Puf*.
******with Naruto's… special clone*******
Wow… not bad.
"Almost there."
I am genuinely impressed.
"Almost…"
I never even saw it coming.
"I DID IT! I REACHED THE TOP OF THE TREE!"
Damn that little brat, can't he be more quiet?
"Kid, I understand that you are happy but I am readying something incredibly important! It says here that Michele Roman Has broken up with Filipe after he caught her on bed with 7 black guys… I wonder how she did it." (Names and situation are fake, don't google it).
"Why does that even matter? They are just characters of some new tv series!"
"What does it matter? Now the main paring of the entire series is broken! Do you know what it means you little brat!"
"That you need a new hobby?"
"That now the main characters are going to date other people which will afflict us viewers with episodes of awkward moments between them all and senseless scheming! Oh I don't think I can take it. And they were so good together… I would she even betray UHLALA those are some BIG peckers."
"How Gay can you be?"
"Shut up brat, you don't understand. You don't have enough brains or heart to understand the complexity of this stories! Why don't you just go learn how to walk on water?"
"And how am I supposed to do that when you haven't taught me that yet!"
I was about to berate the little thing when I felt a memory assaulting me… oh god I was cut in HALF! Oh wait, it's a shadow clone's memory. Uff. That would certainly not do. I am not a guro artist or piece of art. And I sure hope no one makes me one.
"What now? You even shuddered."
"You would shudder too if you received memories of yourself, a clone but still yourself, being CUT IN HALF! Now let's go. The sooner I teach you, the sooner I can get back to Michele."
******With the clone in the house*******
"Okay, I understand that you guys are clones…"
Oh, her lips are so soft.
"And I understand that you, Shino, are a girl…"
Damn, I can get enough of this ass.
"What I don't understand is WHY THE HELL ARE YOU MAKING OUT IN MY COUCH!"
We broke apart at that. How long was she there? We had just started…
"Oh so now you act embarrassed. You have been sucking each others' faces for like 5 minutes, and that is what you did in my front!"
…well what did you know, time does fly when you are having fun. Yaaah!
"What's wrong, you just shuddered."
I turned to my girl and smiled. Okay so she was just a clone and boss was the one with the real girl but who cares? "Yeah, I just had a memory of a clone being cut in half."
Thumb.
"What, she passed out because of that?"
"I think everything has been just too much for that. How is Hinata?"
"I checked her earlier. Still out like a light, though she keeps mumbling something like 'more Naruto more'. Never thought I would hear something like that from her mouth."
"Oh stop it." Said Shino as she swatted my arm. OW remember I am a clone.
"Sup, what did I miss?"
We both turned to see Victoria just standing there with a bed possessed face. You know, the one where it's apparent you just got out of bed and at any moment you will return there.
"Hey, if you are looking for the originals, they are at the bridge." Oh Shino you shouldn't.
It was like seeing the clock in her head slowly tickling until the alarm went off. "WHAT? AND THEY DIDN'T AWAKE ME? FUCK THIS SHIT I AM GOING THERE NOW!"
And there she goes, cloud of dirt covering her cartoon-rapidly-moving-legs as she did.
"Huh… you wana make out?"
"Sure."
******Real Naruto*****
Damn, that hurt. It might have been a clone, but that hurt.
"Not bad, Zabuza, not bad at all." I then looked at where Shino and Haku where and smirked. "Well, your partner is about to go down."
"Oh yeah, why is that?"
"Cause mirrors is the one thing you don't use on Shino. Not with her new ability."
*****With Shino******
Damn, that almost got me. I only wanted to see what he was planning to do with those mirrors… for future reference if I ever caught myself in a similar situation, and now he is terribly fast.
"You can't avoid my needles, I am far faster now than you will ever be. It is over."
Oh now he is being cocky. No more.
"I don't need to be faster than you, I just need to catch your eyes."
And with that, I opened my wings and let out my hypnotic light.
*****With the real Naruto*****
It was beautiful. It's like one of those disco mirror globes that shine in psycadelic light. And I know it's already awe worthy from here, the inside should be even more awesome!
"WTF what the hell is that?"
"It's the signal."
As he turned to me, I pushed my chakra through my veins. I could feel my body straining from it, but I knew that I only needed a couple of slashes. It wouldn't be a problem.
"Here I go! Chakra Fighting Style: level 2! KAIOKEN!" With that my body started to flare with a red aura.
"Kaiowhat?"
I slashed his sword to pieces and kneed him in the face. Then made an two slashes in his shoulders, rendering his arms, until they were healed, useless. As he screamed out in pain I pointed my blade to his throat.
"Kaioken. When your opponent is far more powerful than you can ever hope to be." I replied with a smirk.
Zabuza just hissed. I could see that he wasn't going to fight anymore. Even he knew when he was beaten. And I know Shino should be done.
"Oh, you finished already?" I turned t see Shino with a knocked out Haku.
"What? Already?"
"Well when you use the hypnosis followed by a powerful dose of spores, then you get an easy win."
"Still."
"What are you complaining, you beat up an A-rank ninja just as fast."
"Okay fine, your right. I just never fought how much difference the training made until now. Kaioken is great!"
"How about gloating later and care about Gato now!" She said as she pointed to the other side of the bridge. "My bugs are awaiting orders."
"Not yet, first I have to knock them out." I said as I did the hand signs. "And I know the perfect one for that. SUMMONING JUTSU!"
The customary puff of smoke. Oh how I hate it. Oh well. From it emerged a beautiful Rena warrior only with a bushier tail, black fur with a white stripe going in the middle and the back and dressed in…absolutely nothing. This was Acid. Another hybrid of the clan. Shapely legs go into a round and soft derriere and her modest but cute c-cup only made her more beautiful. And deadly.
"Why only her? You need more than her if you want to knock them out!" said Shino.
"Trust me, whatever you do, don't get in her way… or back."
Shino seemed confused while I just laughed. "Okay Acid, just turn that power of yours right over there. When I say so, I want you to fire!"
"I am always ready." Said Acid in a coy way.
Suddenly, Gato appeared, and made a little speech, like a whiny bitch. It went something like this.
"Well well well, looks like Zabuza is just a baby demon after all. Well it doesn't matter, cause I wasn't going to pay you anyway. These guys, everyone together, cost less than you did!" gee I wonder why mister, maybe because you hired useless thugs! "So now I get to kill you, claim the price on your head, claim wave and UHH that girl is exotic look at her wings. I might make her my little pet!"
Okay seriously WHAT!? Oh you gona die now, you motherfucker! You gona fucking die!
"NOW ACID!"
Acid just turned their back to them, raised her tail and… farted. Yeah you heard me she released a STINK NUKE! Bitch is a hybrid between fox and skunk! And with chakra powering her up she is a real stink nuke with legs, ass and a bit of tits.
"YEAH! HOW DO YOU LIKE DAMN STINK FU! MOTHERFUCKERS LOVE IT DON'T YA!"
Forgot to mention that she is also completely nuts…
"Send the bugs in now. They are so out of it by the stink the bugs will just get caught in it. And make sure Gato is alive, we should let the villagers deal with… Shino?"
I just turned to her and laughed. Shino was holding her nose with a face of disgust. Apparently, the wind blew a bit of the cloud into her face. Oh her face is priceless.
And that, ladies and gentleman, is how you protect a bridge. By Naruto and Shino Uzumaki.
Author Notes:
Delfim: Hey guys, I have regained some of my ability to speak, though if you ask my family I merely whisper. Since this is written I suppose you are able to understand me with no problem, right?
Anyway, I will have a lot of tests in the next few weeks and probably won't update till the end of it.
So without further nonsense, let's focus some points:
I know the ending there was rushed, but bare with me, I did not know what else to do there!
Inari's moment, I know what are you thinking, why didn't Naruto go ape shit, killer intent blasting killing small animals all around only to scare the shit out of a little kid but that is what he is, a kid. A kid that has no idea what is out there. Some adults don't do to you don't see me screaming my head at them!
Ego: Mainly cause you hardly can speak right now.
Delfim uppercuts the shit out of Ego.
Delfim: Shut up Krillin!
Ego: That was low.
Delfim: Moving on:
If you recognize it, I made several references to Dragon Ball Abridge by Team 4 Star. Go watch it, it's fun. Specially season 2.
Now I want your opinion. I want to write one of these two stories when I return and you must choose:
Number 1: Harry Potter Fanfic. After playing an incomplete game called Ellisyum, I had an idea. For those who never played, you are a guard, you had a girlfriend, one day you were supposed to protect the princess, you fucked up she was raped you bring her to the castle they blame YOU and you discover before dying that this was all a plan by your best friend who s a major asshole. After which you get back to life only you serve an entity called the Dark Mother who gives you power and an army of creatures at your disposal so you can fuck shit up. For people older than 18.
Now that the spoiler is done. The Fanfic is about Harry being killed by the Dursleys after being abandoned by his parents so that they could raise Dennis Potter the Boy who lived. Only for him (Harry) to be saved by the Dark Mother and be taught about the true power of the Dark Arts. Also
Warnings: Wrong Boy Who Lived fic. Contains sex, slaves, harem, Dark Creatures, Crossover with Legend of Queen Opala (No Bestiality) and general Dark-Harry with him acting kind of a jerk sometimes. Bashing of Dumbles, Weasley, slight of Hermione, Macgonagal, she deserves it and lots of fun.
Number2: Naruto fic. Yey! Another one. So I hope you guys have seen the Road To Ninja film of Naruto. If not go watch it, it's worth it! Anyway it gave me the idea for a fic. What if in the cannon some people behaved like in the Road to Ninja.
Before you read the warnings go freaking watch the fucking film! This is your last fucking warning go fucking read it!
Warning: Sex… what? Parents alive, older sister incestuous relationship, badass Hinata, Charismatic Romeo Sasuke, stupid Shikamaru, smart Chouji, harem, references but nothing specific of bestiality (Joke on Inuzuka) Which means Inuzuka bashing and that should be it.
So choose and stay awesome.
Peace Out.
