AN: I don't like song fics, but I thought since I am doing this, I might as well Parody American Idol, so enjoy
Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island, our campers had to hunt some animals and DJ won that in record time. Isobel and AJ failed to get their gear thanks to Izzy going trigger happy, and caused her to leave the Island, now who will leave today, well stayed tuned for TOTAL DRAMA IDOL.
Theme Song Plays
Opens to the Campers at the stage
Chris: You may know why I called you here
Ean: Umm Chris, you just woke us up and told us to meet at the stage
Chris: Oh yeah….anyway today's challenge will have you singing your heart out, on what I like to call Total Drama Idol
AJ: Let me guess, American Idol parody?
Chris: My boss wanted one
Confession cam, Bren: (he is just grinning)
Chris: anyway here are the judges, Me Chris Mclean, Chef Hatchet, and say hello to Simon Cowell
Simon: Could someone bloody eck tell me what I'm doing here?
Chris: you're judging Total Drama Idol
Simon: Well the money better be good then….fine send up the stars
Chris: They're teens
Confession cam, Simon: Ok someone will be hearing from my lawyer
Chris: Ok here are the rules, sing a song, anyone one you like, you can sing with another person and if you win, both of you get invincibility anyway go back stage to talk it over, you have 15 minutes
Back Stage
Bren: Hey Ean, want to work together?
Ean:….sure, the song we did well together?
Bren: Yep
Kenny: Well guy's good luck, I got this in the bag
AJ: Terri Clark gave me lessons
Justin: You guys might as well give up, no one will beat me
Chase: Well time will tell
Chris on a megaphone: Ok guys, the first contestant will be Kenny
Kenny: Ok wish me luck
Bren: Break a leg
Kenny walks out
Kenny: ok time to shine
Kenny takes a deep breath
Kenny: Talking away
I
don't know what I'm to say
I'll say it anyway
today's another
day to find you
Shying away
I'll be coming for you love O.K.
Take on me
Take me on
I'll be gone
in a day
or two
So needless to say I'm odds and ends
But
that's me, stumbling away
Slowly learning that life is O.K.
Say
after me
It's no better to be safe than sorry.
Take
on me
Take me on
I'll be gone
in a day or two.
The
things that you say
Is it live or just to play
My worries
away
You're all the things I've got to remember
You shying
away
I'll be coming for you anyway
Take on me
Take
me on
I'll be gone
in a day or two
ad lib to end
Chef: Not bad I give him 7 out of 10
Chris: ditto
Simon: Kenny….you are the worse singer ever, 2
Kenny: 16 points, eh I had better
Kenny walks off stage
Chris: Next is Isobel
Isobel walks on stage
Isobel: I want to dedicate this song to a bad boy….
Confession cam, Justin: ok I'm not bad, but it's nice of her to dedicate a song to me
Isobel: Remember the
feelings, remember the day
My stone heart was breaking
My love
ran away
This moments I knew I would be someone else
My love
turned around and I fell
Be my bad boy, be my man
Be my
week-end lover
But don't be my friend
You can be my bad boy
But
understand
That I don't need you in my life again
Won't you be
my bad boy, be my man
Be my week-end lover
But don't be my
friend
You can be my bad boy
But understand
That I don't
need you again
No I don't need you again
You once made this
promise
To stay by my side
But after some time you just pushed
me aside
You never thought that a girl could be strong
Now I'll
show you how to go on
Be my bad boy, be my man
Be my
week-end lover
But don't be my friend
You can be my bad boy
But
understand
That I don't need you in my life again
Won't you
be my bad boy, be my man
Be my week-end lover
But don't be my
friend
You can be my bad boy
But understand
That I don't
need you again
No I don't need you again…Hao
Confession cam, Justin:….ok her and Hao, not in the worse fanfiction
Chef: Eh….I give her a 5
Chris: No I think she deserves a 6
Simon: Please tell me I'm getting paid a lot, honestly if I have to hear this stupid talent, I'm gonna die, 3
Isobel: 12 points….ouch
Isobel walks to Simon and kicks him in the shin
Simon: OWWWW
Chris: Nice, bout time someone did that, anyway DJ is next
DJ: It's time for me
to sing you a song….yo listen up here's a story
about a little
guy that lives in a blue world
and all day and all night and
everything he sees
is just blue like him inside and outside
blue
his house with a blue little window
and a blue corvette
and
everything is blue for him and hisself
and everybody around
cos
he ain't got nobody to listen to
i'm blue da ba dee da ba die...
i have a blue house with a blue window.
blue is the
colour of all that i wear.
blue are the streets and all the trees
are blue.
i have a girlfriend and she is so blue.
blue are the
people here that walk around,
blue like my corvette, it's standing
outside.
blue are the words i say and what i think.
blue are
the feelings that live inside me.
i'm blue da ba dee da ba die...
i have a blue house with a blue window.
blue is the
colour of all that i wear.
blue are the streets and all the trees
are blue.
i have a girlfriend and she is so blue.
blue are the
people here that walk around,
blue like my corvette, it's standing
outside.
blue are the words i say and what i think.
blue are
the feelings that live inside me.
i'm blue da ba dee da ba die...
inside and outside blue his house
with the blue
little window and blue corvette
and everything is blue for him
and hisself
and everybody around cause he aint got
nobody to
listen to
i'm blue da ba dee da ba die...
I'm blue (if I was green I would die)
(AN: The reason I didn't repeat the dab a deed a ba die, is because then it would make the chapter too long)
Chef: Not bad, brings back memories, 8
Chris: Ditto 8 again
Simon: Hey the 90's called, they want that lame song back, 2
DJ: Dude you not a nice brother to give me an 18
Chris: Next is AJ
AJ walks out
AJ: Time to sing….Terri
Clark Style, I've been looking at you looking me
Bet you're
thinking that what you get
Is what you see
But underneath this
cool exterior
A raging river flows
So before you get any
nearer
I better let you know
I'm an emotional girl
I
can't help myself
Sometimes I laugh
Sometimes I cry
Sometimes
I do both and I don't know why
I got a Passionate heart
And
that's just the way things are
You and me could give it a
whirl
But I'm warning you, boy
I'm an emotional girl
I
like music that's loud and lights down low
I like driving my car
too fast
And dancing slow
Some folks may say I'm too
extreme
'Cause I can't stop once I start
But I never could do
anything
With half my heart
I'm an emotional girl
I can't
help myself
Sometimes I laugh
Sometimes I cry
Sometimes I do
both and I don't know why
I got a Passionate heart
And that's
just the way things are
You and me could give it a whirl
But
I'm warning you, boy
I'm an emotional girl
I'm an emotional
girl
I can't help myself
Sometimes I laugh
Sometimes I
cry
Sometimes I do both and I don't know why
I got a Passionate
heart
And that's just the way things are
You and me could give
it a whirl
But I'm warning you, boy
I'm an emotional girl
You
and me could give it a whirl
But I'm warning you, boy
I'm an
emotional girl
Chef: Never did like country but you get a 7
Chris: no way, she gets an 8
Simon: here is my emotion on the song, upset, 1
AJ: Ouch…..sheese 16
Chris: Next is Chase
Chase jumps out and starts to sing right off the bat
Chase: You think I've got it all
Everyone thinks I've got it made, well
How come my only friends
Are the ones I pay?
No one understands
What I would do to change my life
For just one day
Don't say if I were you
Or tell me what to do
How things would be if you were in my shoes
'Cause you're not me
You know what I need
And it's not another serenade
I get so tired of
All the things you say
Give me what I want
If it only would I'd gladly
Throw this all away
Don't say if I were you
Or tell me what to do
How things would be if you were in my shoes
'Cause you're not me
Please take me as I am
This isn't what I planned
I guess I don't expect that
You could understand
'Cause you're not me
I know you think you're being nice
But spare me all your lame advice
Time to play my hand and roll the dice
Everybody's got their price
For far too long I've been denied
I'm making my move, so just step aside
No one can say I never tried
To do everything to get back my pride
Yeah, you were never me
Why can't you see
That you're not me
Don't say if I were you or tell me what to do
How things would be if you were in my shoes
'Cause you're not me
Please, help me if you
This isn't what I planned
Guess I don't expect that
You could understand
'Cause you're not me
Chef: Not bad, 9
Chris: 7
Simon: I wish I wasn't me, to hear that song, 1
Chase: 17 not bad
Chris: Ok next up is Justin
Justin: time to sing,
so let me tell you
I'm
too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave
me
I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy
it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York
and Japan
And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your
party
No way I'm disco dancing
I'm a model you know what I
mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk
on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk
I'm
too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm
too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about
that
I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little
turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I
shake my little touche on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my
'Cos I'm a model you know what I
mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk
on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk
I'm
too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy
cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going
to leave me
And I'm too sexy for this song
Chris: its true your sexy, but….sorry 2
Chef: 2
Simon: 2
Justin: oh come on….fine
Chris: And last up is…Ean and Bren
The 2 brothers walk up stage and they grin
Bren;
We are what we're supposed to be
Illusions of your
fantasy
All dots and lines that speak and say
What we do is
what you wish to do
Ean: We are the color symphony
We do
the things you wanna see
Frame by frame, to the extreme
Bren:
Our friends are so unreasonable
They do the unpredictable
All
dots lines that speak and say
What we do is what you wish to
do
Both: It's all an orchestra of strings
Doin'
unbelievable things
Frame by frame, to the extreme
One by one,
we're makin' it fun
We are the Cartoon Heroes - oh-oh-oh
We
are the ones who're gonna last forever
We came out of a crazy mind
- oh-oh-oh
And walked out on a piece of paper
Here comes
Spiderman, arachnophobian
Welcome to the toon town party
Here
comes Superman, from never-neverland
Welcome to the toon town
party
Ean: We learned to run at speed of light
And to fall
down from any height
It's true, but just remember that
What we
do is what you just can't do
Bren: And all the worlds of
craziness
A bunch of stars that's chasing us
Frame by frame, to
the extreme
One by one, we're makin' it fun
Both: We are
the Cartoon Heroes - oh-oh-oh
We are the ones who're gonna last
forever
We came out of a crazy mind - oh-oh-oh
And walked out
on a piece of paper
Here comes Spiderman,
arachnophobian
Welcome to the toon town party
Here comes
Superman, from never-neverland
Welcome to the toon town party
You
think we're so mysterious
Don't take us all too serious
Be
original, and remember that
What we do is what you just can't
do
What we do is what you just can't do
What we do is what
you just can't do
What we do is what you just can't do
What we
do is what you just can't do
We are the Cartoon Heroes -
oh-oh-oh
We are the ones who're gonna last forever
We came out
of a crazy mind - oh-oh-oh
And walked out on a piece of
paper
There's still more to come
And everyone will
be
Welcomed at the
Toon - Toon
Town - Town
Party
Bren: So Ean think we nailed it?
Ean: yep
Chef: 10
Chris: I agree, 10
Simon: eh…2
Chris: dude you are harsh
Chef: well I guess we know the winner, Bren and Ean, so the rest of you vote on who has to leave Total Drama Idol
Campfire
Chris: Today was pretty fun…so now then Bren and Ean, you guys are safe, so is Isobel and Chase, then we have Kenny and AJ, so the last 2 campers are Justin and DJ.
Confession cam, Justin: I know Isobel would never vote me off
Confession cam, Isobel: Justin thinks he is using me….not likely, honestly he is pretty stupid
Chris: And the person who will be leaving Total Drama Idol will be….Justin
Justin: What?!?!?
Chris: Sorry dude, it was a 5 votes against you
Justin: Ok who voted me off
Bren, Ean, Kenny, and AJ raise their hands
Justin: wait that's 4
Isobel: Ohhhh Justin
Justin: huh?
Isobel socks him in the face
Chris: That's worth an instant reply
The camera replays the impact 3 times
Isobel: No one uses me
Chef takes the knocked out Justin onto the boat and drives off
Simon: so what about me?
Chris: Oh yeah….
Camera goes to the cliff where the campers and Chris are along with Simon
Simon: what's going on?
Chris: 1….
Simon: What are you doing?
Chris: 2….
Simon: what's going on?
Chris: 3
Everyone pushes Simon off the cliff where a sharks eats him
Ean: you sure we won't get in trouble?
Chris: don't worry, no one likes Simon
Screen goes blank
AN: I hope you enjoyed that song chapter, because it won't happen again
