AN: I don't like song fics, but I thought since I am doing this, I might as well Parody American Idol, so enjoy

Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island, our campers had to hunt some animals and DJ won that in record time. Isobel and AJ failed to get their gear thanks to Izzy going trigger happy, and caused her to leave the Island, now who will leave today, well stayed tuned for TOTAL DRAMA IDOL.

Theme Song Plays

Opens to the Campers at the stage

Chris: You may know why I called you here

Ean: Umm Chris, you just woke us up and told us to meet at the stage

Chris: Oh yeah….anyway today's challenge will have you singing your heart out, on what I like to call Total Drama Idol

AJ: Let me guess, American Idol parody?

Chris: My boss wanted one

Confession cam, Bren: (he is just grinning)

Chris: anyway here are the judges, Me Chris Mclean, Chef Hatchet, and say hello to Simon Cowell

Simon: Could someone bloody eck tell me what I'm doing here?

Chris: you're judging Total Drama Idol

Simon: Well the money better be good then….fine send up the stars

Chris: They're teens

Confession cam, Simon: Ok someone will be hearing from my lawyer

Chris: Ok here are the rules, sing a song, anyone one you like, you can sing with another person and if you win, both of you get invincibility anyway go back stage to talk it over, you have 15 minutes

Back Stage

Bren: Hey Ean, want to work together?

Ean:….sure, the song we did well together?

Bren: Yep

Kenny: Well guy's good luck, I got this in the bag

AJ: Terri Clark gave me lessons

Justin: You guys might as well give up, no one will beat me

Chase: Well time will tell

Chris on a megaphone: Ok guys, the first contestant will be Kenny

Kenny: Ok wish me luck

Bren: Break a leg

Kenny walks out

Kenny: ok time to shine

Kenny takes a deep breath

Kenny: Talking away
I don't know what I'm to say
I'll say it anyway
today's another day to find you
Shying away
I'll be coming for you love O.K.

Take on me
Take me on
I'll be gone
in a day or two

So needless to say I'm odds and ends
But that's me, stumbling away
Slowly learning that life is O.K.
Say after me
It's no better to be safe than sorry.

Take on me
Take me on
I'll be gone
in a day or two.

The things that you say
Is it live or just to play
My worries away
You're all the things I've got to remember
You shying away
I'll be coming for you anyway

Take on me
Take me on
I'll be gone
in a day or two

ad lib to end

Chef: Not bad I give him 7 out of 10

Chris: ditto

Simon: Kenny….you are the worse singer ever, 2

Kenny: 16 points, eh I had better

Kenny walks off stage

Chris: Next is Isobel

Isobel walks on stage

Isobel: I want to dedicate this song to a bad boy….

Confession cam, Justin: ok I'm not bad, but it's nice of her to dedicate a song to me

Isobel: Remember the feelings, remember the day
My stone heart was breaking
My love ran away
This moments I knew I would be someone else
My love turned around and I fell
Be my bad boy, be my man
Be my week-end lover
But don't be my friend
You can be my bad boy
But understand
That I don't need you in my life again
Won't you be my bad boy, be my man
Be my week-end lover
But don't be my friend
You can be my bad boy
But understand
That I don't need you again
No I don't need you again

You once made this promise
To stay by my side
But after some time you just pushed me aside
You never thought that a girl could be strong
Now I'll show you how to go on

Be my bad boy, be my man
Be my week-end lover
But don't be my friend
You can be my bad boy
But understand
That I don't need you in my life again

Won't you be my bad boy, be my man
Be my week-end lover
But don't be my friend
You can be my bad boy
But understand
That I don't need you again
No I don't need you again…Hao

Confession cam, Justin:….ok her and Hao, not in the worse fanfiction

Chef: Eh….I give her a 5

Chris: No I think she deserves a 6

Simon: Please tell me I'm getting paid a lot, honestly if I have to hear this stupid talent, I'm gonna die, 3

Isobel: 12 points….ouch

Isobel walks to Simon and kicks him in the shin

Simon: OWWWW

Chris: Nice, bout time someone did that, anyway DJ is next

DJ: It's time for me to sing you a song….yo listen up here's a story
about a little guy that lives in a blue world
and all day and all night and everything he sees
is just blue like him inside and outside
blue his house with a blue little window
and a blue corvette
and everything is blue for him and hisself
and everybody around
cos he ain't got nobody to listen to

i'm blue da ba dee da ba die...

i have a blue house with a blue window.
blue is the colour of all that i wear.
blue are the streets and all the trees are blue.
i have a girlfriend and she is so blue.
blue are the people here that walk around,
blue like my corvette, it's standing outside.
blue are the words i say and what i think.
blue are the feelings that live inside me.

i'm blue da ba dee da ba die...

i have a blue house with a blue window.
blue is the colour of all that i wear.
blue are the streets and all the trees are blue.
i have a girlfriend and she is so blue.
blue are the people here that walk around,
blue like my corvette, it's standing outside.
blue are the words i say and what i think.
blue are the feelings that live inside me.

i'm blue da ba dee da ba die...

inside and outside blue his house
with the blue little window and blue corvette
and everything is blue for him and hisself
and everybody around cause he aint got
nobody to listen to

i'm blue da ba dee da ba die...

I'm blue (if I was green I would die)

(AN: The reason I didn't repeat the dab a deed a ba die, is because then it would make the chapter too long)

Chef: Not bad, brings back memories, 8

Chris: Ditto 8 again

Simon: Hey the 90's called, they want that lame song back, 2

DJ: Dude you not a nice brother to give me an 18

Chris: Next is AJ

AJ walks out

AJ: Time to sing….Terri Clark Style, I've been looking at you looking me
Bet you're thinking that what you get
Is what you see
But underneath this cool exterior
A raging river flows
So before you get any nearer
I better let you know

I'm an emotional girl
I can't help myself
Sometimes I laugh
Sometimes I cry
Sometimes I do both and I don't know why
I got a Passionate heart
And that's just the way things are
You and me could give it a whirl
But I'm warning you, boy
I'm an emotional girl

I like music that's loud and lights down low
I like driving my car too fast
And dancing slow
Some folks may say I'm too extreme
'Cause I can't stop once I start
But I never could do anything
With half my heart
I'm an emotional girl
I can't help myself
Sometimes I laugh
Sometimes I cry
Sometimes I do both and I don't know why
I got a Passionate heart
And that's just the way things are
You and me could give it a whirl
But I'm warning you, boy
I'm an emotional girl

I'm an emotional girl
I can't help myself
Sometimes I laugh
Sometimes I cry
Sometimes I do both and I don't know why
I got a Passionate heart
And that's just the way things are
You and me could give it a whirl
But I'm warning you, boy
I'm an emotional girl

You and me could give it a whirl
But I'm warning you, boy
I'm an emotional girl

Chef: Never did like country but you get a 7

Chris: no way, she gets an 8

Simon: here is my emotion on the song, upset, 1

AJ: Ouch…..sheese 16

Chris: Next is Chase

Chase jumps out and starts to sing right off the bat

Chase: You think I've got it all

Everyone thinks I've got it made, well

How come my only friends

Are the ones I pay?

No one understands

What I would do to change my life

For just one day

Don't say if I were you

Or tell me what to do

How things would be if you were in my shoes

'Cause you're not me

You know what I need

And it's not another serenade

I get so tired of

All the things you say

Give me what I want

If it only would I'd gladly

Throw this all away

Don't say if I were you

Or tell me what to do

How things would be if you were in my shoes

'Cause you're not me

Please take me as I am

This isn't what I planned

I guess I don't expect that

You could understand

'Cause you're not me

I know you think you're being nice

But spare me all your lame advice

Time to play my hand and roll the dice

Everybody's got their price

For far too long I've been denied

I'm making my move, so just step aside

No one can say I never tried

To do everything to get back my pride

Yeah, you were never me

Why can't you see

That you're not me

Don't say if I were you or tell me what to do

How things would be if you were in my shoes

'Cause you're not me

Please, help me if you

This isn't what I planned

Guess I don't expect that

You could understand

'Cause you're not me

Chef: Not bad, 9

Chris: 7

Simon: I wish I wasn't me, to hear that song, 1

Chase: 17 not bad

Chris: Ok next up is Justin

Justin: time to sing, so let me tell you
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan

And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song

Chris: its true your sexy, but….sorry 2

Chef: 2

Simon: 2

Justin: oh come on….fine

Chris: And last up is…Ean and Bren

The 2 brothers walk up stage and they grin

Bren; We are what we're supposed to be
Illusions of your fantasy
All dots and lines that speak and say
What we do is what you wish to do

Ean: We are the color symphony
We do the things you wanna see
Frame by frame, to the extreme

Bren: Our friends are so unreasonable
They do the unpredictable
All dots lines that speak and say
What we do is what you wish to do

Both: It's all an orchestra of strings
Doin' unbelievable things
Frame by frame, to the extreme
One by one, we're makin' it fun

We are the Cartoon Heroes - oh-oh-oh
We are the ones who're gonna last forever
We came out of a crazy mind - oh-oh-oh
And walked out on a piece of paper

Here comes Spiderman, arachnophobian
Welcome to the toon town party
Here comes Superman, from never-neverland
Welcome to the toon town party

Ean: We learned to run at speed of light
And to fall down from any height
It's true, but just remember that
What we do is what you just can't do

Bren: And all the worlds of craziness
A bunch of stars that's chasing us
Frame by frame, to the extreme
One by one, we're makin' it fun

Both: We are the Cartoon Heroes - oh-oh-oh
We are the ones who're gonna last forever
We came out of a crazy mind - oh-oh-oh
And walked out on a piece of paper

Here comes Spiderman, arachnophobian
Welcome to the toon town party
Here comes Superman, from never-neverland
Welcome to the toon town party

You think we're so mysterious
Don't take us all too serious
Be original, and remember that
What we do is what you just can't do

What we do is what you just can't do
What we do is what you just can't do
What we do is what you just can't do
What we do is what you just can't do

We are the Cartoon Heroes - oh-oh-oh
We are the ones who're gonna last forever
We came out of a crazy mind - oh-oh-oh
And walked out on a piece of paper

There's still more to come
And everyone will be
Welcomed at the
Toon - Toon
Town - Town
Party

Bren: So Ean think we nailed it?

Ean: yep

Chef: 10

Chris: I agree, 10

Simon: eh…2

Chris: dude you are harsh

Chef: well I guess we know the winner, Bren and Ean, so the rest of you vote on who has to leave Total Drama Idol

Campfire

Chris: Today was pretty fun…so now then Bren and Ean, you guys are safe, so is Isobel and Chase, then we have Kenny and AJ, so the last 2 campers are Justin and DJ.

Confession cam, Justin: I know Isobel would never vote me off

Confession cam, Isobel: Justin thinks he is using me….not likely, honestly he is pretty stupid

Chris: And the person who will be leaving Total Drama Idol will be….Justin

Justin: What?!?!?

Chris: Sorry dude, it was a 5 votes against you

Justin: Ok who voted me off

Bren, Ean, Kenny, and AJ raise their hands

Justin: wait that's 4

Isobel: Ohhhh Justin

Justin: huh?

Isobel socks him in the face

Chris: That's worth an instant reply

The camera replays the impact 3 times

Isobel: No one uses me

Chef takes the knocked out Justin onto the boat and drives off

Simon: so what about me?

Chris: Oh yeah….

Camera goes to the cliff where the campers and Chris are along with Simon

Simon: what's going on?

Chris: 1….

Simon: What are you doing?

Chris: 2….

Simon: what's going on?

Chris: 3

Everyone pushes Simon off the cliff where a sharks eats him

Ean: you sure we won't get in trouble?

Chris: don't worry, no one likes Simon

Screen goes blank

AN: I hope you enjoyed that song chapter, because it won't happen again