I've Never

(Random Snippet #11 Jack, David, Itey, Spot, Tony, and Ray)

Spot glared at Jack, he was in no mood for his stupid ideas of fun; somehow though he found himself agreeing to it when Tony seemed all for the game. Spot supposed in the end it was in fact an icebreaker of sorts, still he didn't want to play it. He glanced to his side and studied Ray's face, he seemed very much interested in Jak Jak's idea too. So essentially he was the odd man out as Itey seemed for anything he was against, god he wished his mom would come home already.

"Okay," said Jack trying to sound authoritative, "basically you say something you've never done and if one of you've done it you drink. Plain and simple."

"You seem mighty proud of yourself there Jak Jak," said Spot sipping his beer.

"You get to start," said Jack pointing at him seriously.

Spot sighed and took a drink thinking for a moment, "I've never…found the opposite sex attractive."

Everyone took a drink, which made Spot feel completely and uncomfortably left out.

Ray was licking his teeth already six drinks in and feeling frisky, "I've never found anyone over the age of twenty three hot."

Everyone took a drink.

"I've never dated anyone that went to prison," said Itey smiling.

Both Spot and Ray drank.

"You've never dated anyone," said Spot glaring.

"Dude, you dated someone in prison?" asked Jack staring at Ray.

"A couple guys actually," stated Ray.

Tony just shook his head, "I've never…done drugs."

Spot, Itey, Jack, and Ray all took a drink.

David rolled his eyes, "I've never liked rap music."

Spot, Ray and Jack drank.

Jack proudly flung his hands in the air, "I've never sucked cock!"

Both Spot and Ray took a drink.

Everyone stared at them.

Tony stared at Spot, "No fucking way!"

Spot glared at Jack, "I don't want to talk about it."

"You did not!"

Jack covered his ears, "I don't want to hear about him blowing Rollercoaster."

"Jesus fucking Christ!"

"CAN WE NOT TALK ABOUT THAT!"

Ray covered Spot's mouth, "It's fucking awesome so shut the fuck up."

Spot moved his hand, "I've never bailed on a relationship because I didn't want to work things out." Spot stared at Tony, "Well, drink Tony."

"I didn't bail on our relationship because of that, you were the one-"

"Ruining the game you guys," stated Jack.

Ray quickly thought of something, "I've never masturbated in a public place."

Spot and Jack took a drink.

"God you two are sick," said David taking a sip of his drink.

"I've never slept with someone older than me," said Itey.

Spot drank.

"I've never had someone come after me for drug money," said Tony.

Spot, Itey, and Ray drank.

"I've never gotten below a B minus on my report card," said David.

Everyone else but Tony drank.

"Hey, what's Pinky up to?" asked Spot drinking and trying not to stare at Ray who looked like was trying to deep throat his beer bottle after spilling some down the brim.

It got quiet around the table and Spot realized everyone was staring at Ray.

"Jesus, like what you see Jak Jack?"

"What? I wasn't staring! Who's turn is it? David?" Jack's entire face was red.

"Yours Jack," said David not looking away from his own beer bottle between his hands.

"OH! Uh, I've never…I've never…..finished a book in one bottle-hour I said hour!"

David was the only who drank, everyone else kind of laughed.

Ray finally looked up, "Huh? I've never not had sex I guess…." And he went back to licking his bottle.

There was a brief pause then finally Itey and David both took a drink.

"Oh my fucking god Itey? Really I mean Sparky yeah, I can see that, but you?"

"Not all of us just want to give it away to the first person we date," said Itey taking a long drink from his bottle.

"Ouch," said Ray clutching his chest, "that one hurts right here."

"Shut up you fucking drunk and find friends your own age you can hit on," said Itey glaring at Ray.

"I'm sorry I stopped listenin' after you opened your mouth," said Ray smiling.

"I've never thrown up after smoking my first joint," said Spot looking at Itey while he nudged Ray with his elbow.

Itey glared at Spot as he took a drink.

"Weak," said Ray laughing and leaning on Spot too much for Tony's liking.

"I've never let the person I was dating beat the living shit out of me just because I thought I was in love!..." Itey immediately regretted saying it, shock very much written on his face.

It was quiet for a minute then Tony quietly spoke, "I've never loved anyone more than the first person I dated."

Jack was the first person to reach for his bottle, then Ray, Spot reached for his bottle and just stared at it for a moment then without pause for breath he drank everything that was left in his. Spot immediately went to the kitchen to grab another.

Ray looked at Itey, "Are you for real?"

"I didn't mean to say that," hissed Itey at Ray.

"So his ex really beat him?"

"Hey, guess what? It doesn't concern you, it happened a long time ago. I'm surprised you took your mouth off your bottle long enough to even ask."

"Hey Shawn bring me another beer please!" he stared at Itey.

"Do I look like a fucking maid?" yelled Spot from the kitchen.

Jack and Itey both looked at Tony who was staring at Ray with a frown on his face, but it disappeared the second Ray turned his head.

David cleared his throat, "I've never been in a gang."

Spot smacked David on the back of his head as he walked by and Jack glared. Spot handed Ray a beer and then took his seat.

"Itey beer clack me," said Spot holding his beer near Itey.

Itey stared for a second then knocked his beer bottle against Spot's and smiled as they took a drink. He was very much happy that Spot was letting it drop for now.

Jack smiled proudly, "I've never lost my virginity to another guy."

Tony threw his shoe at Jack and Spot laughed as he took a drink.

"Okay, we need to not play this game anymore," said Tony.

"Fine we'll break for ten minutes," said Jack getting up.

"Thank god I needed a fucking smoke break," Spot jumped up and practically ran out the back door.

Ray was up and following him.

The second the door shut behind them Tony turned to look at Itey, "I hate the guy."

"Thank you!" said Itey thrusting his beer in the air triumphantly.

"I like him!" said Jack smiling.

"Of course you do," said Tony and David.

"They're just friends right? I don't get why you don't like him," said David sipping from his bottle.

"Because he's jealous Davey, that's why," said Jack smiling.

"Oh, I see," said David smiling at the expression on the other two's faces.

"I hate you too," said Tony taking his other shoe and throwing it.

"Sorry," David ducked and Jack blocked the shoe.

"They're always together it's annoying," said Itey.

"You've been an ass to him all night," said Jack looking at Itey.

"Aww I'm sorry, does that bother you? I don't care, he-"

"Is stealing your best friend," said Jack smiling finally figuring it out.

"That's not it," said Itey taking a drink.

Tony took a drink too before speaking, "I hate to say it too, but I think he's right."

Itey just rolled his eyes and kept drinking till his bottle was empty. The back door opened and Spot and Ray came in laughing.

"Okay," said Ray pulling a stack of cards from his pocket, "We're gonna play a little game called Kings Cup!"

And the night continued on in a drunken fashion.