How to Annoy Jane of The Volturi

Give her a lollipop and say 'there you go duckie'

Ask her if she has finished primary school yet

Go up to her from behind and say 'aren't you just precious'

When she puts on her cloak, comment how cute it is that she still plays dressing up

Ask her if she has a crush on alec

When she uses her power on you, refer her to anger management.

Make sure the anger management counsellor is Carlisle

Or Edward

Or any other Cullen.

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