It was class time at South Park elementary. Wendy Testaburger was giving a report on women in the workplace.
"And that's why I believe the wage for women should be increased to meet the same equal pay as men do."
Suddenly, the whole class could hear crying.
"What was that?" asked Wendy.
"It's those PC babies." said Cartman.
"Why would they be upset over a feminist report?" asked Wendy.
"I think they're upset with you." said Cartman.
"Me?!"
"Yeah, they probably found out about you slut shaming Bebe when she got boobs and killed Ms. Ellen when all the boys fell in love with her and they find it hypocritical that you claim to be for all women." said Cartman.
"Eric, did you rat to them about past things I did?!" asked Wendy in anger.
"No. I have no idea where they might've heard about all that." said Cartman.
Wendy turned to the PC babies.
"Look, PC babies, everything you might've heard about me is true, but that a long time ago. I'm a different person now." said Wendy.
The PC babies continued to cry.
"Sorry Wendy. PC babies don't care whether or not the mistakes you made are in the past or not. Guess we'll have to get rid of you like Disney got rid of James Gunn." said Cartman.
"DAMNIT ERIC, I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!"
The PC babies cried even louder.
"Uh oh, look like they find your threat against me to be fatphobic. Guess you can't do anything about it." said Eric.
"GOD DAMNIT!" said Wendy.
