So this is where the plot and POVs go all over the place and then merge together hahaha this is not a technique I ever use to this extent so I apologise for that but at the same time I apologise for nothing hahahaha ...I'm very tired, hope you enjoy :D
"I love seeing the fear in your eyes." Rei said softly as he stroked Izumi's face. "It's so beautiful. You will make a fine sacrifice and a fine specimen once my King has had his way with you." He turned to Abby. "And as for you, my dear, I will let him feed on your flesh while it is still warm in your veins."
"That's not how flesh works," she stated. "but ok."
"How can you be making jokes about this?" Izumi asked.
"Easily." Abby replied. "It's distracting me from the fact that I'm going to die very shortly and it's going to be very painful."
"Good point." Izumi nodded. "Distractions sound like a good idea right about now... or rescue."
"Look," the Vicar said pointing up into the sky at the moon as it began to turn a sickly red colour. "the moon bleeds. The resurrection has begun."
"Wonderful." Jess replied.
"Here." the Vicar said handing her a bottle of clear liquid.
"What is it?" Jess asked. She figured it was probably best to ask before she cracked it open and drank it.
"Holy Water." the Vicar replied. "It's like a fucking hand grenade of acid."
"You said 'fucking' again." Jess pointed out.
"So?"
"It's weird."
"Get over it." the Vicar told her.
"Oh my god!" Izumi cried.
"What?" Abby asked.
"That's it!"
"What's it?"
"I think I know how we're going to get out of this!" he cried triumphantly.
"There is no need to panic, my friend," the Vicar stated. "I am well verse in the knowledge of killing vampires."
"So is everyone." Jess pointed out. "Stakes, garlic, beheading, Holy Water, sunlight... there isn't a fucker alive who doesn't know that."
"Really?" the Vicar asked. Jess nodded.
"It's in books, films... it's pretty common knowledge to be perfectly honest." she stated. The Vicar continued to look perplexed. "Maybe you should try watching TV at some point."
"So what's your master plan?" Abby asked.
"We wait to be rescued." Izumi stated.
"That's not a plan!" Abby shouted. "Oh my god we're going to die."
"This is where the resurrection is happening." the Vicar stated as they reached a large pair of gates. "It the crypt of the Vampire King."
"I knew you were going to say that." Jess said. "it's never going to be somewhere un-scary sounding, is it? Like a garden or scullery?"
"'Scullery' is quite scary sounding." the Vicar pointed out. Jess raised a confused eyebrow at him. "It's got the word 'skull' in it."
"As opposed to a crypt, which has corpses in it." Jess replied sarcastically.
"Remember," the Vicar said attempting to gloss that over. "they can die quickly, they can die slowly but either way they have to die."
"Can't we just do this in the morning?" Jess asked. "It would be much easier."
"It may be too late for your friends and it will be too late for my Richard." the Vicar stated.
"Um..." Jess began but then thought better of it.
"Well this is it." the Vicar stated placing a hand on Jess' shoulder. "Good luck. Let's try to come back alive."
"Vic..." Jess began returning the gesture. "if I don't make it out of this there's one thing I want you to know: I blame you for this entirely."
"So is this how your bloodline is going to end?" Rei asked stroking Izumi's face again having just cut a deep line down one of his wrists. "Begging for your life?"
"Don't give him the satisfaction." Abby said. Rei laughed.
"But he will." he mused running his thumb over Izumi's bottom lip. "No matter whether it's begging for his life or joining us, he will."
"Abby," Izumi began as Rei cut a deep line down one of her wrists as well. "I just want you to know..." He wasn't quite sure what he was planning on saying but he felt that he should say something under the circumstances, anything would do. It was at that moment, however, that he chose to look up and a grin spread across his face. "We have an escape plan!"
"What?"
"Jess will save us." Izumi cried happily.
"Jess?" Abby asked in exasperation. "She's fucking useless! We're so dead."
"Oi, you cheeky bitch!" Jess cried. The sound of her voice was like music to Abby and Izumi's ears. Abby looked up and saw that Jess was, indeed, standing in front of them with the Vicar they had met in the pub earlier.
"Jess!" she shouted happily.
"Although to be fair if I could have avoided being here I would have done." she shrugged. "Right! Let's have it." She drew one of the stakes out of her pocket and threw it at the nearest vampire. She missed, hitting a tree. The stake bounced off and clattered to the floor. Abby and Izumi groaned.
"I told you she was fucking useless." she muttered.
"Ok plan B." Jess said. She pulled out a number of the condoms Abby had bought with her, having filled them with Holy Water before entering the crypt. "Water bomb fight! You Bum-Bandits fancy a piece of me? Come on!"
"Kill them." Rei snarled and the rest of the vampires lunged for Jess and the Vicar.
"Oh shit!" Jess muttered.
"Hold fast." the Vicar told her as if he could read her thoughts about running away. "Your friend's blood has already been drawn. The resurrection has began."
"We gotta get out of here then!" she shouted as she began to fight off some of the vampires as best she could with another stake she had been keeping in her jacket.
"We can't. Darkness is upon us." the Vicar stated pulling out a couple of stakes and doing the same. "Your friends, my Richard...
"I reckon I can probably live with that." Jess replied.
"...And the entire fucking world!" the Vicar finished.
"You really know how to put a guilt trip on, don't you, you fucker?" Jess muttered shaking her head as she rammed her stake into the chest of the nearest vampire causing it to explode. "Right, let's do this!"
"Everything is going to be ok!" Izumi said in an attempt to sound reassuring even though he was beginning to feel a little light headed. He cast a glance down and saw that his blood and Abby's bloody was starting to mix together in the stone trough underneath where they lay so it probably wouldn't be long before the Vampire King arose.
"How can this be ok?" Abby asked as the weight of their situation hit her. "All I wanted to do was enjoy my holiday; do some hiking, get some research done, but no. Nothing's as simple as that and now we're going to end up dead. Well" she added after a pause. "I'm going to end up dead – you'll be a yaoi vampire." Izumi opened his mouth to say something but was cut off by Jess appearing beside them.
"Hey guys." she grinned as she began undoing the ropes tying them.
"Jess!" Izumi cried happily.
"How have you guys been doing?" she asked as she helped Izumi slowly to a sitting position before rushing to untie Abby.
"You know," Abby replied as Jess helped her up. "up an down."
"Same really." Jess agreed. There was a loud cracking sound, like lightning except that it came from the stone trough Abby and Izumi had just been lying above. All three of them looked down to see Abby and Izumi's blood mixing together, bubbling and sending off sparks.
"I'm guessing that means we're too late." Izumi cried over the noise as a huge gust of wind began to pick up around them. At that moment the Vicar appeared next to them.
"There is only one solution now." he told them.
"The big cock sword?" Jess asked.
"The what?" Abby asked in return.
"Long story." Jess replied. "I'll tell you later."
"Hand me the sword of Daeldo." the Vicar said as a fork of lightning split the sky and hit the ground mere metres from where they were all standing. Jess looked at him incredulously and then down at herself.
"And where exactly do you think I've been keeping it?" she asked. "I thought you had it! You're the one who keeps doing on about how important it is!"
"Sorry," Abby said trying to get her head around what was happening. "can one of you please explain what the fuck is going on?"
"All we've got to do is wait for this dick to rise and stab him with a giant metal cock sword from the grave of his ancestor." Jess explained nodding in Izumi's direction.
"And you forgot the sword?!" Abby cried.
"You go and get it." the Vicar said. "I'll hold them off."
"There's too many of them." Izumi said.
"I must." the Vicar replied. "If I don't make it, tell Richard I love him."
"Yeah about Richard..." Jess began, thinking that she should probably come clean about that now, in case they all didn't make it.
"Just go!" the Vicar shouted before lunging himself at the advancing vampire. "Prepare for fucking death!"
"He just said fucking." Abby stated pointing after the Vicar.
"He keeps doing it, it's weird." Jess stated. "Now come on you silly fuckers." She grabbed both Abby's and Izumi's hands and began to pull them out of the graveyard. She knew exactly where the sword would be – hopefully (unless the vampires had gotten to it) lying on the back seat of the car the Vicar had drove them over there in.
Just as they reached the gate and were about to escape there was a loud boom, like the rumbling of thunder, from behind them. All three of them turned to see a bright light glowing from the stone trough Abby and Izumi's blood had mixed in. The light grew bright and brighter until they all had to shield their eyes. The light began to dim slightly, revealing the outline of a tall, slender man standing just above the trough. The light began to fade away revealing the Vampire King in all his glory and it was only when it had disappeared completely and his eyes had readjusted that Izumi blanched.
"Shougo!?"
