Title: Mako Blue Horizon
Chapter: 11
Chapter Title: Off To Costa del Sol
Author: Kage Kashu
Archive: Ask. Give credit where it's due. Then... ?
Genre: General. Humor/Drama/Angst/Romance/Action/Adventure
Story Summary: What would happen if Cloud never went to Midgar? Who would take his place? And who would take Sephiroth's place as Jenova's right hand? Because of a Mako induced illness, Cloud never went to Midgar. Because of his absence, things that were supposed to happen never did, and things that were never supposed to happen did. Sephiroth-centric with Cloudy moments.
Chapter Summary: On the Shinra boat... Preceded by a bit of Turks... *Turks theme plays*
Disclaimer: Dun own them, wish I did.
Author's notes: You need to have played the game to get this part. Things get stranger. And I figure... Normal thinking is between 'these things'. Zack's thinking is between /these/, Jenova, when I get that far is going to be between -these, 'cause I didn't feel like being more creative for her-. And (Unknown) is going to be between ~these~. And Sephiroth's younger self is going to be between \these\. (Yeah, that works!) I suppose I also need something for talking through electronics. So, that will be in between =these=.
Warnings: Very AU. Mukki. Chocobo boxers. *shrugs* Mild confusion toward the end, there... But it's still very AU.
~*~*~*~*~*~
Bar In Costa del Sol
"You wouldn't believe it... and it was a cat! I was hit on by a cat!"
Rude stared at Reno before opening his mouth to say something. He closed it without speaking, however, when he lost his train of thought due to the man on Reno's other side who was avidly hitting on them both.
"Would you like to join my young bubbies club? We travel around the world..."
Reno cut him off, "Heya! I'm having a breakdown, here! I was hit on by a cat! Cat's don't even talk, you know! How could it hit on me!?"
The man leered. "You're that lovely, Bubby."
"And for the third time... It's Reno, not Bubby!!" Reno tossed back the shot glass. He then held it out to the bartender for more. "I don't like hallucinating..." he whined.
The man looked at him sadly. "Then you should probably stop drinking, Bubby..."
Reno slammed the glass down and turned to the guy, "I was sober when the cat was hitting on me. I don't think it was the alcohol then, now do you?"
Rude frowned at Reno. "..." His friend was getting a bit too drunk. "We should be going on soon," he commented quietly.
"Uh?" Reno turned to eye him blearily. "Oh, right, I guess so..." He stood and swayed.
Rude sighed. "We'll leave in the morning," he stated, taking another drink of his booze.
"Oh, sure..." Reno sat back down. "What's yer name, anyway?" he asked the man next to him.
"Mukki."
~*~
On the Shinra Boat, to Costa del Sol
Cloud wandered down the main hall of the guest section of the ship. Nibie was curled up in his room, sleeping. She didn't like walking around onboard ships. He didn't have much of a choice, though. He would get sick if he didn't.
So he paced. He was a bit surprised, really, when he ran into that girl. The green-eyed girl.
She smiled at him sweetly. "Can I have your pants?"
He blinked. That was the first time someone asked for his pants... he'd been asked for his shirt plenty of times... but never his pants. "Sure," he said, somehow managing to slip them off without removing his armor... or his shoes.
She stared at him.
'Eh? Why's she staring?' He looked down. And blushed. Chocobo boxers. 'So what? I'm still a kid at heart!!!'
She then jumped up and kissed him.
'Eh?' His face reddened. He backed off, wide-eyed. "Uhm... uhm... eh..." he turned tail and ran.
She just stared after him, confused.
He got around a corner and stopped, huffing. She kissed him. Not only that, she had his pants now, too. He looked down at himself. "Now I need a new pair... I liked those pants," he told the wall.
It was just his luck, really, that Heidegger came through the door next to him.
"Eeep!" he squeaked, and decided not to confront the man. So, once again, he ran, with Heidegger behind him booming out something about streakers.
He charged down a flight of stairs before running into a bunch of crates. When he regained his equilibrium, he realized that he was mostly in one. Easy hiding place, he decided, pulling his arms and legs into it, and pulling down the top.
"No one's in here, this crate is e~empty," he sang quietly to himself.
~*~
Shinra Boat, Cargo Hold
Yuffie Kisaragi, ninja and material hunter extraordinaire, had just joined AVALANCHE. And was already sick of it. Really sick. Not to mention that she was stuck in a really annoying sailor outfit. She already hated her situation. Of course, she never really liked it anyway, so what was the difference now?
She hated boats. She always got seasick.
Of course, she was more than mildly disturbed when a strangely dressed blonde man crashed down the stairs, falling into the crates. Even worse when he pretended to be a hermit crab, by pulling back into the crate he landed in, closing it after him.
"No one's in here, this crate is e~empty" sand a quiet tenor from within the box.
She decided to pretend that the guy was right, as she fought off the rising nausea.
~*~
Unknown
-Thank you.-
"I still don't get the big deal."
-You wouldn't stop staring!!-
"And I don't see why that's a big deal."
-It's because when you were staring, you wouldn't even answer me!-
"It was a nice view..."
-You drooled...-
"Like I said, nice view."
-Humans.-
"And various single celled organisms, I'm sure. Are you an amoeba?"
-...-
"You are, aren't you?"
-...-
"And that's why you refuse to answer, isn't it?"
-You are impossible, you know that?-
"Hm?"
-And you would ask that blonde for his pants...-
"I wasn't sure he would give them to me... he didn't even ask 'what for', he just gave them to me... That was so sweet..."
-And what would you have told him, if he had?-
"That I was trying to get someone else dressed, and couldn't find clothes for them."
-Hm, I suppose that would have worked... the boy seemed simple-minded enough...-
"I'm still not sure how he managed to do that..."
-There are some things that even I don't know... and in this case... I don't even want to.-
~*~*~*~*~*~
So... Read, Review. Tell me what you think. (I like it.) Is it any good? (Please tell me what you think.) My opinion is subjective... (I need objective opinions...)
Danyella Skyler Silverfire, .'
Angefantasy, I like Reno too. *smile smile* The thing with Cloud's eyes will probably be explained before the Aerith/Cloud/Seph thing is resolved... And that's just going to get a bit more complicated... Which wouldn't be too hard to believe...
RavensHaelo, Heheh... I enjoyed writing that... I honestly can't imagine Reeve and Cloud together... Speaking of odd Reno/Cloud fics.... they all seem to be fairly odd, don't they?
Don't have anything to rant on at the moment, sorry...
If you actually read my rants, thank you.
Thank you, for reading.
Chapter: 11
Chapter Title: Off To Costa del Sol
Author: Kage Kashu
Archive: Ask. Give credit where it's due. Then... ?
Genre: General. Humor/Drama/Angst/Romance/Action/Adventure
Story Summary: What would happen if Cloud never went to Midgar? Who would take his place? And who would take Sephiroth's place as Jenova's right hand? Because of a Mako induced illness, Cloud never went to Midgar. Because of his absence, things that were supposed to happen never did, and things that were never supposed to happen did. Sephiroth-centric with Cloudy moments.
Chapter Summary: On the Shinra boat... Preceded by a bit of Turks... *Turks theme plays*
Disclaimer: Dun own them, wish I did.
Author's notes: You need to have played the game to get this part. Things get stranger. And I figure... Normal thinking is between 'these things'. Zack's thinking is between /these/, Jenova, when I get that far is going to be between -these, 'cause I didn't feel like being more creative for her-. And (Unknown) is going to be between ~these~. And Sephiroth's younger self is going to be between \these\. (Yeah, that works!) I suppose I also need something for talking through electronics. So, that will be in between =these=.
Warnings: Very AU. Mukki. Chocobo boxers. *shrugs* Mild confusion toward the end, there... But it's still very AU.
~*~*~*~*~*~
Bar In Costa del Sol
"You wouldn't believe it... and it was a cat! I was hit on by a cat!"
Rude stared at Reno before opening his mouth to say something. He closed it without speaking, however, when he lost his train of thought due to the man on Reno's other side who was avidly hitting on them both.
"Would you like to join my young bubbies club? We travel around the world..."
Reno cut him off, "Heya! I'm having a breakdown, here! I was hit on by a cat! Cat's don't even talk, you know! How could it hit on me!?"
The man leered. "You're that lovely, Bubby."
"And for the third time... It's Reno, not Bubby!!" Reno tossed back the shot glass. He then held it out to the bartender for more. "I don't like hallucinating..." he whined.
The man looked at him sadly. "Then you should probably stop drinking, Bubby..."
Reno slammed the glass down and turned to the guy, "I was sober when the cat was hitting on me. I don't think it was the alcohol then, now do you?"
Rude frowned at Reno. "..." His friend was getting a bit too drunk. "We should be going on soon," he commented quietly.
"Uh?" Reno turned to eye him blearily. "Oh, right, I guess so..." He stood and swayed.
Rude sighed. "We'll leave in the morning," he stated, taking another drink of his booze.
"Oh, sure..." Reno sat back down. "What's yer name, anyway?" he asked the man next to him.
"Mukki."
~*~
On the Shinra Boat, to Costa del Sol
Cloud wandered down the main hall of the guest section of the ship. Nibie was curled up in his room, sleeping. She didn't like walking around onboard ships. He didn't have much of a choice, though. He would get sick if he didn't.
So he paced. He was a bit surprised, really, when he ran into that girl. The green-eyed girl.
She smiled at him sweetly. "Can I have your pants?"
He blinked. That was the first time someone asked for his pants... he'd been asked for his shirt plenty of times... but never his pants. "Sure," he said, somehow managing to slip them off without removing his armor... or his shoes.
She stared at him.
'Eh? Why's she staring?' He looked down. And blushed. Chocobo boxers. 'So what? I'm still a kid at heart!!!'
She then jumped up and kissed him.
'Eh?' His face reddened. He backed off, wide-eyed. "Uhm... uhm... eh..." he turned tail and ran.
She just stared after him, confused.
He got around a corner and stopped, huffing. She kissed him. Not only that, she had his pants now, too. He looked down at himself. "Now I need a new pair... I liked those pants," he told the wall.
It was just his luck, really, that Heidegger came through the door next to him.
"Eeep!" he squeaked, and decided not to confront the man. So, once again, he ran, with Heidegger behind him booming out something about streakers.
He charged down a flight of stairs before running into a bunch of crates. When he regained his equilibrium, he realized that he was mostly in one. Easy hiding place, he decided, pulling his arms and legs into it, and pulling down the top.
"No one's in here, this crate is e~empty," he sang quietly to himself.
~*~
Shinra Boat, Cargo Hold
Yuffie Kisaragi, ninja and material hunter extraordinaire, had just joined AVALANCHE. And was already sick of it. Really sick. Not to mention that she was stuck in a really annoying sailor outfit. She already hated her situation. Of course, she never really liked it anyway, so what was the difference now?
She hated boats. She always got seasick.
Of course, she was more than mildly disturbed when a strangely dressed blonde man crashed down the stairs, falling into the crates. Even worse when he pretended to be a hermit crab, by pulling back into the crate he landed in, closing it after him.
"No one's in here, this crate is e~empty" sand a quiet tenor from within the box.
She decided to pretend that the guy was right, as she fought off the rising nausea.
~*~
Unknown
-Thank you.-
"I still don't get the big deal."
-You wouldn't stop staring!!-
"And I don't see why that's a big deal."
-It's because when you were staring, you wouldn't even answer me!-
"It was a nice view..."
-You drooled...-
"Like I said, nice view."
-Humans.-
"And various single celled organisms, I'm sure. Are you an amoeba?"
-...-
"You are, aren't you?"
-...-
"And that's why you refuse to answer, isn't it?"
-You are impossible, you know that?-
"Hm?"
-And you would ask that blonde for his pants...-
"I wasn't sure he would give them to me... he didn't even ask 'what for', he just gave them to me... That was so sweet..."
-And what would you have told him, if he had?-
"That I was trying to get someone else dressed, and couldn't find clothes for them."
-Hm, I suppose that would have worked... the boy seemed simple-minded enough...-
"I'm still not sure how he managed to do that..."
-There are some things that even I don't know... and in this case... I don't even want to.-
~*~*~*~*~*~
So... Read, Review. Tell me what you think. (I like it.) Is it any good? (Please tell me what you think.) My opinion is subjective... (I need objective opinions...)
Danyella Skyler Silverfire, .'
Angefantasy, I like Reno too. *smile smile* The thing with Cloud's eyes will probably be explained before the Aerith/Cloud/Seph thing is resolved... And that's just going to get a bit more complicated... Which wouldn't be too hard to believe...
RavensHaelo, Heheh... I enjoyed writing that... I honestly can't imagine Reeve and Cloud together... Speaking of odd Reno/Cloud fics.... they all seem to be fairly odd, don't they?
Don't have anything to rant on at the moment, sorry...
If you actually read my rants, thank you.
Thank you, for reading.
