So, guys, we are going to have another host in this. Yes, that's right, it isn't just Clouddust! My friend Jadedragon2141 asked me to include her OC in this, so I decided, "Sure, we got room for one more host!" Introducing, Jadeclaw! Anyway, my winter break sucked. That's probably all I'm going to say. How were your winter breaks?

Clouddust walked stiffly onstage.

"Hi, welcome to Ask Warrior Cats. I am Clouddust, your main host, but today, we have hired a new host. So, today, you are welcoming two cats: the co-host, Jadeclaw, and our guest, Crowfeather." She said, and sat down in her chair stiffly, groaning.

Jadeclaw, a she cat with sleek blackish-grayish fur, a tail like a dragon, jade colored eyes, and sharp claws jogged onto the stage. She waved and smiled at the audience.

"Hi everyone, I'm Jadeclaw! I am Clouddust's co-host, and well, we'll be welcoming a rather grumpy guest today: Crowfeather!" She greeted the audience.

An extremely grumpy looking cat came onstage.

"Crowfeather, it's me Leafy! You know, your true love!" A tabby cat called.

Crowfeather shot a rare smile at the tabby and purred, "Hey Leafy. After this dumb interview, what do you say we go out on a date? Just you and me, over where we used to meet up?"

She sighed, "I would love that, my boo."

Jadeclaw and Clouddust exchanged revolted looks.

Tansy coughed, "Let's move on from the stupid nicknames." (Me: Thank you Tansy! Get a room Leafpool and Crowfeather!)

Crowfeather resumed looking grumpy and called Tansy a not-so nice word that Tansy had to censor.

"Can I ask the first question?" Jadeclaw pleaded.

"Nope, I'm the host! Just kidding, go ahead," Clouddust tossed the microphone to Jadeclaw.

"Do you love your son? We all know you hate Nightcloud, but what about Breezepelt?" Jadeclaw looked mischievous.

"Darn, I wanted to ask that!" Clouddust complained.

"Don't worry, you get another good question!" Jadeclaw shot back, "Now answer the question!"

"Um…I don't hate him…" Crowfeather looked extremely uncomfortable.

"DAD! See, he never loved me!" Breezepelt looked angry.

"I did not say that!" Crowfeather retorted.

"You never said you loved him though bucko. Who do you love more? Leafpool or Feathertail?" Clouddust asked eager to annoy Crowfeather.

"Um…well…I love them equally I guess. Feathertail was so sweet, and pretty, and Leafpool was so polite, and she was pretty to and smelled like wild flowers." Crowfeather said dreamily.

Jadeclaw and Clouddust rolled their eyes at each other.

"Do you like cupcakes?"

"What about Lord of the Rings?"

"Yes, they are yummy, and no, Lord of the Rings sucks." Crowfeather replied. (Me: OH YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT! I WILL KILL YOU!)

"WHAT? PINEBLOSSOM, KILL HIM WHEN THIS IS DONE!" Clouddust screeched.

"Are you smarter that a fifth grader? No? Thought so." Jadeclaw diverted Clouddust's attention by insulting Crowfeather.

"What in StarClan did Leafpool and Feathertail see in you?" Clouddust muttered.

"Well, obviously, I am handsome, smart, kind-"Crowfeather began.

"No, you're not." The majority of the audience said.

Crowfeather opened his mouth in outrage.

"Award for worst dad should go to you!" a black she cat stormed onstage.

Pineblossom picked her up and carried her off the stage, meowing, "I agree, but don't come on stage, okay Nightcloud?"

Nightcloud huffed.

"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" Jadeclaw asked.

"Uh…" Crowfeather looked confused.

"None, stupid, woodchucks are groundhogs, they can't chuck wood!" Clouddust rolled her eyes.

"But just say…"Jadeclaw began.

"Can I knock out Crowfeather now?" Pineblossom interrupted.

"Sure!" Jadeclaw and Clouddust replied in unison.

Pineblossom hit Crowfeather on the head with a baseball bat and he slumped to the ground, unconscious.

Well, that went well! Gosh, he totally deserved that for saying that about Lord of the Rings! Seriously, those are some great books! I think I'm going to do Nightcloud next. Also, check out my parody "RiverClan is in Trouble!" it's a "Do you wana build a snowman" parody.