DW: I would like to thank Hurricane's Quill, Amber Pegasus, TLSoulDude, X Prodigy, MistressOfDawn, matt0044, Shadow-DJ, Nukid, airnaruto45, Some6ttenguy and Jean Kazuhiza for reviewing!

Chapter 12: Pokemon: The First Movie

We see DW64, smiling, as he sits behind his desk, ready to start today's review.

"Hello, I'm the Mercenary Critic. I remember it because I'm a freaking nerd. I feel totally much better now after forgetting myself from…" DW shivered violently. "Batthan's story…" But DW smiled again. "But I'm all better now and ready to start today's review! Some of you might remember my review for Digimon: The Movie."

"NO! I CAN'T DO IT!" DW cried in agony as he bangs his fist on the desk. "I can't make fun of Digimon! It was the very first anime I ever saw!" DW started wailing in despair.

"Well guys, I've decided to review another movie of my childhood, Pokemon: The First Movie." DW said.

Pokemon: The First Movie Review

(We see several scenes from the movie)

"Like I said in my Digimon: the Movie review, I freaking HATE this movie. When I first saw it as a seven year old child, I thought the movie was okay. But now years later, I totally HATE this movie."

"And boy," DW shakes his head in disgust. "Do I have a lot to say about this-"

KERSHHHH.

Static flickered in front of DW as he looked around confused. "What the hell?"

KERSHH. KERSHH.

Suddenly, an author named Titanic Disaster appears onscreen.

"What the hell do you think you're doing, plagiarist?" TD yelled angrily.

"Titanic Disaster?" DW said puzzled, leaning backwards. "What are you doing here?"

"You tell me, pal. I was gonna make fun of Pokemon: The First Movie, and you just showed up before I can get started!" TD snapped.

"Hey, too bad, jerk!" DW snapped back. "I started the first place, and that's when you showed up!"

TD scoffed. "You don't have the brainpower to tell everyone what you think about the movie."

"Why?" DW asked. "So that everyone thinks you're filled with garbage?"

"Say…that…again." TD snarled, folding his arms.

"Oh, you mean that when I say that everyone will think you're filled with garbage? Certainly." DW clears his throat. "Uh, I, that's me talking to you, point up that sometimes everybody will think you're filled with garbage since you showed up to interrupt my review to Pokemon: The First Movie. It can get rather annoying to anyone like me. And I suppose you should not be in this one. Is that good enough for you, TD?"

"Why don't you come over here and say that face to face with me, dude?" TD yelled.

"I got a better idea. Why don't YOU come over here so that I can say it to your face? Go ahead! Try it! You don't have the-" DW got interrupted when Titanic Disaster burst into the room and charged towards DW. DW turns his head and widens his eyes. Titanic Disaster jumps onto DW and starts beating the shit out of him.

DW then kicks TD off of him and stood up from his seat. DW and TD then continuously punch each other in the face.

"STOP!" A voice yelled.

DW and TD turn their heads and see Ricky Blade standing at the corner of the room.

"Ricky Blade from 3942?" TD arches his eyebrow.

"What are you doing here, Ricky?" DW asked in confusion.

"Guys, why are you guys fighting? You're supposed to be reviewing the movie and tell the readers what you guys think."

DW and TD turn to each other and step back from each other. "Ricky's right. Fighting doesn't solve our problem." DW said in agreement.

"Right. This isn't about us. This is about saying what we think about the movie. So, what do you say? Truce?" TD holds his hand out.

"Truce." DW then shakes TD's hand. DW and TD turned to Ricky and both smiled. "Thanks Ricky."

"Yeah. Just promise me you'll put me in another fanfic some day. I've already been in hiatus for a year." Ricky said before opening the door and leaves the room. After Ricky leaves, DW suddenly hits TD's head on the table, knocking him out. He sits back on his chair and looks at camera.

"Now then, let's take a look at Pokemon: The First Movie." DW smiled.

"Moron." TD grunted.

"Jerk." DW said.


"So the movie starts off with a mysterious pokemon that nobody sees before floating in a container." DW said.

"Doctor, look at this!" A female scientist said.

"What?" Another scientist asked.

"It's brain waves. They're surging!"

As the scientists started chatting among themselves, the pokemon slowly opens his eyes.

"Those voices…They're outside…where I must be." The pokemon said.


"Yeah…thanks for pointing out the obvious…" TD said.


The pokemon then bursts out of its container. Everone present in the room turn their heads to him.

"Contact Giovanni's helicopter! Tell him what's happen!" One scientist yelled.

"Quiet! Let us hear his psychic powers!" The head scientist said.


"Psychic powers, ooooooooohhhh…" DW said as he and TD wave his hands.


"So the head scientist explains to the pokemon that his name is Mewtwo and that he's a clone of an ancient pokemon called Mew." TD said.

"We used the most advanced techniques to develop your awesome psychic powers!" The head scientist said.


"Awesome psychic powers, yeeeeaaaahhhhh…." DW said as he and TD nod their heads. DW then narrows his eyes and said, "Seriously, what kind of scientist says the word 'Awesome' in his vocabulary? What scientist talks like that? I mean, have you ever heard Mordin Solus from Mass Effect 2 talks like that?"

Cutaway Gag…

Commander Shepherd enters the Normandy 2 tech lab and walks over to Mordin who is examining a Collector seeker which he kept in a test tube.

"Tell me have something." Shepherd said.

"Yes I do. I've discovered an awesome way to protect ourselves from the seeker swarms." Mordin said as he and Shepherd walks over to his laptop. "I made these awesome armor upgrades to prevent us from getting infected by the seeker swarms."

"Awesome." Shepherd said.

"Totally." Mordin said.

End of Gag…


"So thinking that he's just a carbon copy and felt like nobody cares about him, he turns emo, gets angry and destroys the lab." TD said.

Mewtwo's eyes glow light blue. He levitates into the air and creates a force field, wiping everybody in the lab out and destroying it in the process.

Mewtwo uses his psychic powers to destroy the lab. Some of the scientists flee while some were killed by the explosions.


"You know, for kids." DW said as he and TD smiled.


"So after the lab is destroyed, Giovanni, the leader of Team Rocket, arrives and wants to form an alliance with Mewtwo." DW said.

"Those fools thought you were a science experiment. But I…I see you as a valuable partner." Giovanni said to Mewtwo.


"Wait, how does Giovanni knows that the scientists think Mewtwo was just a science experiment when they never even say that in front of Giovanni?" TD said.


"Together, with you psychic powers and my resources, we can control the world." Giovanni added.


DW and TD scowled at the camera. "Alright, you know what's coming." DW groaned as he points his finger to the side.

M Bison: Of Course!

"I hate you." DW said.

M Bison: Shut up.


"So Mewtwo joins Giovanni and Mewtwo helps him defeat several pokemon and helps Team Rocket capture them. But he still wonders why he is here and what is his purpose." TD said.

"To serve your master. You are created to fight for me. That is your purpose." Giovanni replied.


"Why do I have a feeling things will go bad for Giovanni after saying that?" DW said.


"So of course, not liking his answer, Mewtwo blows up Giovanni's base and escapes. Seriously, how many buildings is he going to destroy in just eight minutes into the movie?" DW asked.

Mewtwo flies back to the island he previously destroyed and removes his helmet.

"What am I? What is my true reason for being?" Mewtwo thought to himself as the mountains in front of him turns into the ocean.


"Wait wait wait…" TD said, holding up his hands. "Why was he staring into the mountains when he's ACTUALLY staring into the ocean? And why bother showing the mountains? Can you JUST show the ocean which is what he's ACTUALLY staring at?" DW and TB both shrug.


"Anyways, Mewtwo decided to find his own destiny and wants to..you guess it…take over the world." DW said.

M. Bison: Of Course!


"Shut up!" DW and TD both roll their eyes


"After that, we FINALLY see the title screen of the movie! Took them ten minutes to show that to us!" TD said.

"After the title screen, we finally see our three main heroes, Ash Ketchum, Misty and Brock, taking a break somewhere in a field." DW said.

"Today, Ash, Brock and Misty are taking a short break from their pokemon adventures." The narrator said.


"Thanks narrator, we REALLY can't see that." DW groaned.


"As always, Ash is determined to become a Pokemon master. And as always, he's ready to endure any hardship, bare any burden and with strength, stamina and a will of steel!" The narrator continued.


"YES! You think we don't know all this! Geez!" TD yelled.

"Also, it's time to say goodbye to the narrator as well since this will be his first and ONLY lines he will be saying in this ENTIRE film." DW said. DW and TD both smiled and waved goodbye.

"Goodbye Mr. Narrator!" TD said.

"Goodbye! Sorry you only get to say three lines in the movie!" DW smiled.

"Sorry we can't keep you in the recording studio for more than two minutes!" TD added.

"Hope you had a great time!" DW said.


"After the narrator left the movie, we hear some of Brock's wonderful dialogue." DW said.

"This lunch is going to be just perfect for you. It's my lazy boy no chew stew." Brock said as he stirs his soup.

We cut to another scene.

"Shocking that Ash move so fast!" Brock said.

We cut to another scene.

"She's really small but really pretty." Brock said.

We cut to another scene.

"Eh, is there a rewind button?" Brock asked.


"And the winner for worst dialogue in an animated film is…" TD said before he opens up an envelope. DW pulls out a piece of paper and opens it.

"BROCK FROM POKEMON: THE FIRST MOVIE!" DW and TD proclaimed. They and the audience clap their hands.

After the clapping dyed down, DW and TD scowled. "Seriously Brock, your dialogue sucks." DW said.


"So as Brock cooked lunch for his companions, we get a pointless random battle which is not even worth showing since it serves no purpose at all. After Ash won the fight, three more characters are spying on Ash and Pikachu. They are none other than Jessie, James and Meowth of Team Rocket." TD said.

"Yeah, you remember these guys. They are always chasing Ash and his friends and tries to steal Pikachu from him. But seriously, if they keep failing to capturing Pikachu, WHY CAN'T THEY JUST GIVE UP AND STEAL SOMETHING ELSE? I mean Pikachu isn't the only powerful pokemon, there are 500 other pokemon species you can steal in the Pokemon universe!" DW said.

"So while Ash, Misty and Brock are having their lunch, their lunch got interrupted by a Dragonite. The Dragonite gives them an invitation from a mysterious lady." TD said.

"Greetings pokemon trainers, I bare an invitation." The lady said. "You have been selected to join a very special group of pokemon trainers to attend a special gathering. It will be hosted by my master, the world's greatest pokemon trainer at his palace on Mew Island. If you decide to attend, you must reply at once. My master awaits you."

"Should we go?" Misty asked.

"Of course we should! I got to meet her!" Brock yelled.

"I guess the world's no. 1 trainer wants to challenge me to a duel!" Ash smiled.

"Pika." Pikachu said as he hands Misty the invitation card.

"Well, then we better reply right away." Misty said as she takes the card.

"I'm saying yes!"

"Wow. These 'heroes' don't seem to take the message seriously. They don't care whether it could be a trap or another trick by Team Rocket. They just decided to attend anyways." TD said.

"Some heroes they are!" DW said. "I mean imagine if Team Faust also gets a mysterious invitation but doesn't care whether if it's a trap or not."

Cutaway Gag…

"What's this?" X said as he holds up a mysterious invitation. "A mysterious invitation to a mysterious fighting tournament organized by a mysterious person who nobody has ever heard of, being held in a mysterious island?"

"Let's go! A fighting tournament sounds fun!" Ichigo yelled.

"Yeah, it's not like the tournament is organized by some villain who wants us dead." Hiei said.

"And it's not like the island that the tournament is being held is not some deserted island owned by an evil organization." Harribel said.

"Then let's attend the tournament!" Fry said.

"Yeah, vit's not vike it's ze trap or zanything." Schrodinger said.

"Alright, Team Faust, let's go!" X yelled. He and his team immediately rushes out of the room.

End of Gag

"Meanwhile, at his secret base, Mewtwo creates a hurricane with his psychic powers." DW said. "Which causes trouble at the harbor and for all the people who are invited to the island."

"It's more than just rain. The harbor manager thinks this could be the worst storm ever." Officer Jenny said to all the passengers in the harbor terminal.

"Listen to me. The prophets have predicted the return of the winds of water. For years I have prayed that mankind would never resist this deadly storm again." The harbor manager said to everyone.


DW and TD arched their eyebrows in confusion. "Why is she talking about this all of the sudden?" TD said.

"And what she just said serves no purpose to the plot and it was…nuts…" DW shrugs.


"But some people ignore what the nutty harbor manager said and decided to travel to Mew Island with their pokemon instead." TD said. "Ash and his friends also want to travel to Mew Island by themselves but their water pokemon are too weak to travel through the storm."

"Ash, our pokemon aren't strong enough to handle giant waves like this." Misty said.

"Guess you're right." Ash said as his arms drooped to the side.

"Pika pika." Pikachu said.

Suddenly, a Viking boat rows over to them on the boat was Team Rocket, dressed as Vikings.

"You want to cross, maybe?" Jessie asked in a viking accent.


DW and TD slam their heads on the desk. "Seriously? You're going to make fun of racial stereotypes in this movie?" DW groaned.


"I didn't know Vikings still existed." Brock said as he, Ash and Misty rides on the boat through the strong waves.

"They mostly live in Minnesota." Ash said.

"You know, I always wonder about the geography of the pokemon universe. I always thought the pokemon universe is a whole different universe but if Ash knows the state of Minnesota, wouldn't that mean United States ACTUALLY exists in the pokemon universe which would mean the pokemon universe IS the world we lived in?" DW said.

"Suddenly, a huge wave crashes the boat and sends Ash, Misty and Brock drowning in the ocean. But wait a minute…" TD said.

Misty quickly releases her Staryu. Staryu then swims over to Misty and Misty hangs onto it.

Brock then also hangs onto Staryu and they see Ash and Pikachu swimming over while riding on Squirtle. Ash grabs Misty's hand and they swim through the storm while hanging onto their poekmon for their dear lives.


"Wait, wait, wait. What did Misty said before again?" DW asked.


"Ash, our pokemon aren't strong enough to handle giant waves like this." Misty said.


"But now, their water pokemon are clearly helping them swim through the giant waves!" TD said. "That makes no sense!"


"So after they swim through the storm, they arrived at Mew Island. Ash, Misty and Brock are then greeted by the mysterious lady." TD said.

"My master awaits your arrival." The lady said.

"The lady leads them into the palace." TD added.

A huge pair of doors open and they all entered. They entered the hall where they see three more trainers sitting at the dining table.

"There's only three of them." Ash said.

"Are we going to wait for the others?" Misty asked.

"Only the trainers capable of braving the storm have proven themselves worthy of my master's eyes." The lady said.

"Do you mean that storm was some kind of test?" Brock asked.


"Thanks for pointing out the obvious Brock. We would never know the storm was actually a test." DW said.


"Meanwhile, Team Rocket is locked outside the palace so they tried to find a way in." DW said.

"You know another way in?" Meowth asked as he and James turn to Jessie.

"Look over there." Jessie turns her head. Meowth and James also turn their heads and saw a water hole at the bottom of the island, completely unsecured.

"You know, this is a secret palace right? So shouldn't Mewtwo have made sure his palace is completely secured, including the water holes? Even in Burst Soldier 3, the water hole that DW tries to sneak into was caged!" TD said.

"Argh! But Jessie, how are we going to swim into that thing?" Meowth asked.

"Pretend you're a catfish!" Jessie said.


DW and TD frowned. "What are we suppose to say about that?" TD asked.


"After that scene, Mewtwo finally reveals himself to Ash, Misty, Brock and the other trainers. One trainer tries to attack Mewtwo but Mewtwo uses his 'awesome' psychic powers to attack the trainer's Gyrados. Mewtwo also no longer needs the lady and the lady collapses and turns out to be Nurse Joy who was missing from the harbor." DW said.

"By the way, at this point, the movie has already bored our minds out." TD said.

"Nurse Joy!" Brock said, holding Joy in his arms.

"Where am I?" Joy asked as he looks around. "And how in the world did I get here?"

"You are been under my control." Mewtwo said.


"Thanks Mewtwo for pointing out the obvious! We didn't know she was under your control throughout the entire movie!" TD snarled.


"I transported you here from the Pokemon Center." Mewtwo continued.

"Does anyone notice how boring this is right now?" DW asked, sounding bored.

"Your knowledge of pokemon psychology have proved useful for my plan. And now I have clench your tiny human brain for the past few weeks." Mewtwo said.

"!" DW and TD yelled.

"I am the new ruler of this world. The master of humans and pokemon alike." Mewtwo proclaimed.

"You're just a bully!" Misty yelled.

"Pika!" Pikachu said in agreement.


"Yay, you told him off Misty." TD said sarcastically as he and DW raise up their arms.


"Meanwhile, Team Rocket stumbled into a secret lab, which for some reason, seems to be reenacting the secret lab scene from Tekken: The Motion Picture." DW said.

"Look at these." Meowth said as they look at the pokemon floating in the containers.


"Yeah, they look like monsters that battle each other." DW said as he and TD rub their chins. "I think they are called…Care Bears…"


"Jessie accidentally activates the machine and the machine takes a sample of Meowth's DNA, creating a clone of Meowth." TD said.

"But after that, the rest of the movie is pretty much BORING. So let's speed things up" TD said. "Mewtwo attacks the tainers' pokemon again, he challenges them to a duel which turns out to be a SHORT, BORING and UNINSPIRING fight scene, the trainers fail to defeat Mewtwo and his pokemon, Mewtwo captures all of the trainers' pokemon, and creates clones of them. But Ash managed to free Pikachu and the other pokemon and he battles Mewtwo with them."

"You can't do this…I won't let you." Ash croaked.


DW and TD arched their eyebrows.

"Why does Ash sound like that? He sounds like he got a sore throat!" TD said.

"Yeah, or sounds like he has a frog stuck in his throat!" DW added.


"Anyways, Ash then does the next logical thing. He charges towards mewtwo and tries to attack him WITH HIS BARE FISTS! Come on Ash, are you stupid! You're just a normal human, HE'S A PSYCHIC POKEMON! DO THE MATH!" DW yelled.

Mewtwo uses his psychic powers to levitate Ash into the air. Ash yelled.

"Ash! No!" Misty yelled.

"Look out!" Brock added.

"But he got saved by Mew!" TD said.

A bubble formed and Ash lands on it.

"Yeah, Mew. He was in this entire movie the whole time. He kept cameos throughout the movie by appearing behind the main characters." TD added.


"What else does he do throughout the movie? NOTHING UNTIL NOW!" TD yelled.

"Calm down Titanic Disaster." DW said.

"No I can't! This movie still has twenty two more minutes!" TD yelled.


"Mew and Mewtwo." A male trainer said.

"So Mewtwo is the clone of Mew." The female trainer said.


"MOVIE, STOP POINTING OUT THE FUCKING OBVIOUS! WE KNOW! YOU THINK WE ARE MORONS!" DW shouted.

"Now you're the one who should clam down." TD said.

"Shut up!" DW said.


"So Mewtwo and Mew fight each other while the trainers' pokemon fight against Mewtwo's clones." DW said. "Finally, we come to the real climax of the movie but they have to ruin it with…"

Ash stood on top of the tower and watched the pokemon fight each other as a song plays.

Male Singer: Brother, My Brother
Tell me what are we fighting for,


DW and TD slam their heads on the desk.


"A pop song. They play a fucking pop song in a battle scene. ARE YOU FUCKING REAL?" TD said.

The song continues playing as Mew and Mewtwo fight.

Male Singer: Brother my brother
Tell me what are fighting for
Isn't life worth so much more

"WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS! Did the movie got BORED of itself so they play a random pop song to lighten their mood or something?" DW asked.


"So, as the pokemon fight each other, what did the trainers learn?" TD shrugs before he and DW stare at the camera with sad frowns and puffy eyes.

"Fighting must be…bad." DW said.


Dramatic music plays as the pokemon fight each other.


DW and TD shook their heads in horror as they watch the fight.

"The horror…" DW uttered.


"This just proves that fighting is wrong." Misty said as she and the other trainers watch the fight.


"Yes Misty," DW said as he and TD nodded in agreement. "Fighting never solves our-"


"Pokemon aren't meant to fight. Not like this." Joy said sadly.


"Yes. We should care for our pokemon." TD said. "Not force them to do battles for us-"


"What can come out of it?" Joy added.

"Nothing…but pain." The female trainer said.


"Yes, we get the point." DW said as he and TD nodded. Fighting brings us nothing but pain-"


"Why can't Mewtwo understand it's not right to force pokemon to battle this way?" Brock said.


"Yes, WE KNOW." TD rolls his eyes.

"So after they-" DW got interrupted again.


"Now I can see how horrible fighting really is." James said.

"Even the best of friends will fight sometimes." Jessie added.


DW and TD are about to open their mouths but Meowth interrupts them. DW and TD slam their heads on the desk.


"Maybe if we started looking at what's the same instead of always looking at what's different, well, who knows?" Meowth said.

"Someone's gotta take a stand. Someone's gotta say no!" Ash said.


"Okay? Are you guys done? Are there any more life lessons you want to cramp into our minds?" DW asked.


Everyone went silent.


"Okay. Good. Finally." DW said as he and TD nodded.

"So after they-" But TD got interrupted.


"I rather risk my life out of Mewtwo's storm-" Joy said.


"SHUT UP!" DW and TD bellowed.

"God damn it! We know! Fighting is bad! Fighting is wrong! Stop telling us that fighting is bad! We get the point!" TD yelled.

"Besides, telling us not to fight doesn't make us less violent, it makes us even MORE VIOLENT!" DW yelled.

"Also, isn't it ironic that a franchise that has always been about fighting is SUDDENLY telling us that fighting is bad?" TD asked.

"How fucking hypocritical are these guys? That's like if The Major goes around telling everyone that is wrong to kill people!" DW said.

Cutaway Gag…

"My friends. It zas ofven been zaid dat I like var." The Major said to his army. "Actzually, that's a lie. I zhink var is bad. So we zhould forget about zour zattack on London and vring world peace!"

His vampire soldiers look at each other before taking out their rifles at fire at The Major.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH, ZE PAIN!" The Major cried in pain.

End of Gag


"So during the fighting, Ash gets caught in the middle of the laser blast and turns into stone." TD said.


"HOORAY!" DW and TD cheered as they raise up their arms. "Hoo hoo hoo hoo!"


"So the pokemon stop fighting and start crying for our fallen hero. But wait a minute…" DW said.

The pokemons' tears start floating into the air.

"Oh no, they can't be serious. I mean I know this movie is stupid, but it can't be THAT stupid." TD said.

The tears magically float towards the stoned Ash and he turns white.

"OH MY GOD THEY ARE! They're using their tears of sadness to bring Ash back to life. SUCK…MY…BALLS!" DW yelled.


"Are you fucking shitting me? What are you trying to tell us movie? That if you cry, people will come back from the dead?" TD said.

"Imagine if MistressOfDawn try bringing her parents back to life by crying!" DW said.

Cutaway Gag…

"Mom…Dad…" Tears blurred Dawn's sight as she stood over her parents' blood.

"No! Please Mom! Please Dad! Come back to life! Please!" Dawn started wailing in despair.

Ten minutes later…

"Oh well, that didn't work." Dawn said as she wipes her tears and shrugs. "Life sucks, doesn't it?"

End of Gag…


"GOD! This movie is stupid! That's it, we're wrapping this up! After Ash comes back, everybody becomes happy, Mewtwo decides not to fight anymore and takes all his clones to somewhere nice and warm. Unfortunately, he takes the trainers and their pokemon back in time and erzases their memories so that they can totally forget the lesson THAT WE HAVE BEEN LEARNING THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE MOVIE!" TD yelled.


"So now, they can go back to fighting all because they forget that fighting is bad. What a fucking load." DW said.

"This movie sucks ass!" TD yelled.

(We see several scenes from the movie)

"It's lessons are bullshit, most of the characters did absolutely nothing, Mew despite being one of the main characters did nothing at all, and on top of that, MOST PARTS OF THE MOVIE ARE FUCKING BORING!" DW yelled. "This movie is as boring as Titanic Disaster's fanmakes!"

"HEY!" TD said angrily as he turns to DW.

"Face it Titanic Disaster, your stories suck!" DW yelled as he turns to TD. "What do you have to say about that?"

"Diablo from Burst Soldier 3." TD said.

"DIABLO? WHAT THE FUCK?" DW screamed, jumping out of his seat, draws out his two-barrel shotgun and starts shooting everywhere as he continues screaming like a madman and leaves the room.

TD smiles in satisfaction before turning to the camera.

"He's the Mercenary Critic. He remembers it because he's a freaking nerd."

TD then got up and leaves the room as well.

THE END

DW wailed in despair as he lies on his bed with Noel sitting beside him, patting him on the shoulder.

"Wah hah hah! WHY? Why did I create Diablo in the Author Fighters universe? WHY?" DW wailed.

"Awww, don't cry DW. You think that's bad? Everyone thinks I'm a boy." Noel said.

DW stops crying and turns to Noel with a scowl. "You're not a boy?"