Hey guys! I am SOO incredibly sorry for taking so long to update this story! I've been kinda stressed out a little bit with school. I have to make sure to pass my math class in order to graduate, so I've been working hard on that. Also, I have had some writers block and couldn't think of ANYTHING to write. I really need some ideas.

This is completely random but my cousin and her husband had their first baby about a month ago and she is sooooooooooo adorable! (:

Anyways, on with the story. I really hope you guys enjoy this chapter, I made it to have a little humor in it, I'm sorry if you don't like it. I would really appreciate it though if you review and give me some ideas so it doesn't take as long for me to update.

Disclaimer: I don't own Glee. It's a very sad thing, I know. Owning it would be awesome, but knowing me, It would take me forever to write scripts and people would hate that. So, no owning Glee for me!


Mercedes Jones: That was very rude of what Jacob wrote in his blog, you just don't go around listening to everyone's conversations and then tell everyone about it! Mind your own damn business!

-Quinn Fabray, Tina Cohen-Chang and 3 others like this.

Wes Montgomery: What happened?

Mercedes Jones: This kid at our school has a blog and he gossips about everything, and he overheard Kurt and Blaine talking about their engagement and told everyone about it, knowing how homophobic our school is!

Wes Montgomery: What the heck? Dude, that's low. That kid should be beat up or something!

Finn Hudson: We wish we could. Mr. Schue doesn't want us to get involved with it, he said that if Kurt and Blaine want to deal with it, only they can.

Rachel Berry: I really wish someone would just put that kid in his place. Sure, going around talking about gossip that isn't secretive, that's fine. For example, sports, the lunch menu, me, or me following my dreams to the Broadway stage after graduation. He should not have gossiped about this.

Santana Lopez: Shut up, Berry.

Finn Hudson: Santana! Don't talk to my girlfriend like that!

Santana Lopez: Please, look at her! She dresses like she's in preschool, she only thinks about herself and she's as irritating as herpes, someone needs to tell her to hush once in a while.

Artie Abrams: Preach!

Kurt Hummel: Guys, leave Rachel out of this, she didn't do anything.

Rachel Berry: Why, thank you Kurt (:

Kurt Hummel: No problem. By the way guys, Blaine and I aren't going to put Jacob "in his place", we're just going to kindly talk to him about what he wrote and if he doesn't listen, then…we'll figure something out.

Quinn Fabray: Why were you thinking of?

Blaine Anderson: We won't do anything bad to him, he just needs to learn his lesson.

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: He once said that I was a stoner because I was flirting with his cousin.

David Thompson: Why would that make you a stoner?

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Hell if I know, that kid has some serious issues.

Mercedes Jones: Did you guys see his butt stain in Coach Sylvester's chair in her office?

Artie Abrams: …?

Kurt Hummel: It's when the whole baby gate was going on. Someone…gave him a pair of their underwear so that he wouldn't spread the rumor about Quinn being with child, so Sue caught him naked in the library watching a video of that person and Sue just happened to walk in at the wrong time and took him to his office and made him sit in the chair. I still cringe when I look at the butt stain.

Quinn Fabray: Woah! Who gave him their underwear?

Kurt Hummel: It's not for me to say.

Rachel Berry: It was me, Quinn.

Quinn Fabray: Why would you do that for me? I hated you.

Rachel Berry: I know what it feels like to be an outcast, and I knew once people found out about you, you would be knocked down to the bottom of the food chain. I just couldn't stand seeing that happen to you, or to anyone in the glee club for that matter, so when Jacob asked me to give him my underwear, I just went with it.

Mike Chang: Still incredibly creepy…I'm still picturing a butt stain.

Quinn Fabray: Wow…uh, thanks for that Rachel.

Rachel Berry: It was no problem.

Mercedes Jones: Did Quinn just seriously thank Rachel for something. What is going on here?

Quinn Fabray: Haha, very funny. I'm not mean all the time.

Santana Lopez: Yeah but most of the time, you're a bitch.

Quinn Fabray: Thanks, Santana.

Santana Lopez: Just keeping it real.


Sam Evans: Guess what guys?

Finn Hudson: You got a new guitar?

Artie Abrams: You found money on the ground?

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: You finally found out how many balls you can fit in your mouth?

Brittany S. Pierce: You bought legos?

Mike Chang: You learned how to dance like me?

Brittany S. Pierce: You stepped on a lego?

Finn Hudson: Ouch, that hurts! Get some ice, dude!

Rachel Berry: You improved your singing so now that when we have nationals, you can maybe get second place?

Santana Lopez: You got your trouty mouth reduced to a somewhat more normal size?

Sam Evans: Wow, thanks guys for the love, I didn't step on any legos…and definitely not Santana!

Santana Lopez: Darn, I wanted to see what you would look like with normal lips.

Sam Evans: Santana, you know what? Just nevermind.

Santana Lopez: That's what I thought.

Quinn Fabray: Just tell us Sam, what is it?

Sam Evans: I'm moving back!

Finn Hudson: Oh my gosh, dude, are you serious?

Sam Evans: Yep

Tina Cohen-Chang: That's great! Why though?

Sam Evans: My dad got that job back and we definitely will get a house!

Quinn Fabray: YAY! I'm happy (:

Santana Lopez: Why? It's not like the second he moves back you guys will get together.

Brittany S. Pierce: Get together? You mean how we get together, San?

Artie Abrams: o.O

Santana Lopez: No, Britt…

Brittany S. Pierce: Oh, okay! Poor Quinn doesn't get to get together with Sam, she's missing out on all the fun.

Finn Hudson: o.O

Santana Lopez: Britt, please stop talking.

Brittany S. Pierce: Okay!

Sam Evans: Anyways, I'll be back on Monday, I can't wait to see you guys, I missed you all!

Rachel Berry: Even Mercedes?

Santana Lopez: Yeah, we heard that ended badly…

Sam Evans: Yes, even Mercedes.

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Well, you should work that out, dude.

Sam Evans: I already planned on it.

Mercedes Jones: Guys this is none of your guys' business. Sam, I'm glad you're moving back, but don't think I'm about to forgive you once I see your smiling face.


Blaine Anderson-Kurt Hummel: I love you bunches, baby.

Kurt Hummel: I love you more!

Blaine Anderson: No, I love you more!

Kurt Hummel: Nope.

Blaine Anderson: Yes.

Kurt Hummel: Nope.

Blaine Anderson: Yes.

Kurt Hummel: Nope.

Blaine Anderson: Yes.

Wes Montgomery: OKAY WE GET IT! YOU BOTH LOVE EACH OTHER A LOT! WE KNOW! YOU GUYS ARE ENGAGED! STOP HAVING AFGURMENTS OVER WHO LOVES WHO MORE! IT'S A TIE! GOODNESS!

Kurt Hummel: Is there something wrong with expressing my love for my fiancée, Wesley?

Wes Montgomery: Don't call me that! And I don't care what you guys do as long as I don't see it! You don't understand how much torture we went through with you guys when Blaine was oblivious and listened to Teenage Dream on repeat for weeks! Sometimes I don't know what's worse!

Blaine Anderson: I love you Kurtie ;)

Kurt Hummel: I love you too Blainey bear (:

Wes Montgomery: UGHHH!

Finn Hudson: Just be glad you haven't walking in on them when they were doing something.

Wes Montgomery: You mean…?

Finn Hudson: Yes, I mean that…I'm scarred for life.

Wes Montgomery: I would be too! How long were you in there before they realized it?

Finn Hudson: About a minute, it didn't take long. Kurt yelled at me and Blaine just blushed.

Wes Montgomery: I could never go through with that mental image.

Finn Hudson: I've seen it happen before with other people, but when it's your brother and it's in your house, it just does something to a guy.

Wes Montgomery: I bet it does, dude, I bet it does.

Finn Hudson: Never walking in on them when Kurt is dressing his boyfriend again.

Wes Montgomery: Dressing? So they weren't wearing anything? Gosh, no wonder why Blaine turned red.

Finn Hudson: No, Kurt was wearing a lot, it was just Blaine. They said it was easier that way.

Wes Montgomery: Uh, Finn, what exactly are you talking about?

Finn Hudson: When I walked into Kurt's room when him and Blaine were getting ready for their date. Kurt was picking out Blaine's clothes for him, matching it with his skin tone and eyes. Blaine got embarrassed because his boyfriend dresses him and Kurt got mad because I was interrupting their 'Fashion Sense'.

Wes Montgomery: *facepalm* Wow, Finn…just start knocking…

Finn Hudson: That's a good idea, thanks man!

Wes Montgomery: Yeah…Kurt?

Kurt Hummel: Yes?

Wes Montgomery: Get your brother help, he needs it.

Kurt Hummel: We are very aware of the fact.

Blaine Anderson: Very aware.

Wes Montgomery: He actually made me feel sorry for you guys. I thought he was talking about something else!

Kurt Hummel: I figured. Blaine and I were reading the conversation and was wondering how long it would take for you to actually find out what he was really talking about.

Finn Hudson: I'm not that dumb! It was a scarring moment for me!

Kurt Hummel: You'll get a scarring moment, just you wait.

Finn Hudson: Wes, Can I live with you?

Wes Montgomery: No.

Kurt Hummel: Haha!

-Blaine Anderson likes this.

Finn Hudson: Wow, you guys are mean.


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