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Chapter Twelve

"Pretty" Woman

Another common day for the detectives of the Special Victims Unit making it another pointless and same old day for all of them. While they did their jobs, boring at that, an Asian woman at a very similar height walks into the precinct. In their heads, they thought it was another woman out to report a rape. Or a prostitute; if you're inside Munch's head of course.

"Something that we can do for you?" Elliot asked, in a nonchalant tone.

"Guys do you recognize me?" she told them, thought none of them knew what she was talking about.

"Um... should we?"

"Everyone it's me, Dr. Huang!"

Then they all dropped what they were doing and looked at him/or her, in disbelief. They couldn't believe how amazing he (now she) looked and they tried to find the words to express how they feel about her right now. How she had long black hair compared to his/her former haircut is a mystery even for them.

Olivia looked up and down at her and asked with a curious tone, "So... you're a woman now?"

"Yes, I am."

"Aw damn it! Now I'm not the sexiest one anymore." she cursed out. None of them didn't know what she was talking about.

"What do you mean you're not the sexiest one anymore? What's that supposed to mean?"

"I mean look at him. He's got long hair and bigger tits. Are you sure you got a sex change or did Alex shoot you with her sex changing gun?"

George (or whatever he calls himself now) pouted with those new cheekbones of his/her's and said, "Why should I tell you how I became a woman?"

"Goddamn, even his voice changed." Munch thought out loud; then asked, "So what do you call yourself now?"

"My new name is Georgia Huang."

They all stood in silence and blank stares, first they thought about laughing but they all felt that it would hurt her self-esteem by laughing. Meanwhile, Cragen walked out of his office to see the new and improved Huang. Like them earlier, he was relatively confused by what was going on.

He walked over to her and asked, "Who the hell is this person?"

"Captain, it's me! Dr. Huang."

He took a good look and simply left it at that. How? By walking away, that's how.


Where Did You Go?

In the SVU headquarters, there was a change of scenery believe it or not. For one, Alex was now a part of SVU; by that, she was now a detective. How that happened is still something that everybody is trying to figure out because there is a long road to become a detective. Like being a cop for one. In addition, she was no longer a blonde but rather, a brunette. Speaking of brunettes, Olivia was no longer working there. Where she went is also a mystery.

With an "odd four" combination of Elliot, Alex, Munch and Fin, things have been very great. Well actually it's been more stable than great.

"Three months on the force and somehow you're doing a better job than us." Elliot said to Alex.

"Well I guess I'm a natural." Alex smiled, "Turns out being an ADA wasn't really a job I was cut out for."

"I liked it better when you were an ADA." Fin told her. Interestingly enough, he was right.

Meanwhile, Munch was walking back in towards them and he just happened to hear what they were saying, so he went and shouted out to them, "Speaking of which, guess who I found standing in the elevator?" They looked behind him and was surprised when they saw it was Casey Novak.

"Ah, Casey. It's nice to see you again." Fin greeted.

"Great to see you all as well." she smiled back at them.

Elliot turned around in his desk chair and asked her an important question, "Where the hell did you disappear to, Casey? We haven't seen in a while."

"I am very inclined to tell you," She replied, but turned her eyes over to Alex, "But first, what is up with Alex?"

"What's up with me? The fact that I'm now a detective, or that I'm now a brunette?" she questioned.

"Wait? You're a cop now?"

"Yes. I'm inclined to tell you, if you tell us where you've been."

She took a good amount of time first then told them, "Well if you want to know, I just spent the last six months in a mental hospital."

They all looked at her in a state of disbelief and immediately wanted answers. Alex being one of them to ask, "You were in a mental hospital?"

"Oh yeah."

"How the hell did that happen?" Fin asked her.

"Well it's a long story. About six months ago, St. Patrick's Day to be exact, I really went off the deep end. To start, I started drinking and smoking weed and drugs and booze do not mix if you're this big girl right here. That same night, I lost my keys and slept in a dirty alley with homeless people where one of them successfully managed to steal the clothes right off my body and switched it with theirs. Next thing I know, I go crazy like throwing tumbleweeds inside a Subway's, scaring people in the street and had angry public rants with my imaginary friend or so I thought."

"Whoa." Elliot and Alex said in unison.

"Oh it gets worse. To top it all, I bite a cop in the neck and suddenly the pigs go after me. I thought I got away from them when I jumped on a griffin but turns out I was sitting on two trash cans, flapping my arms up and down. They caught me. But luckily, I happened to catch a break. Instead of jail time, I was sentenced to six months in the nut hut. Fortunately, my record was sponged when I made outstanding progress in there.."

"So instead of prison or better yet rehab, you get six months in an mental hospital?" Elliot inquired.

"Yep. I also did some other crazy shit, like for one, a three-legged dog came up behind me and proceeded to hump my ass as I slept so I humped him back. Hard too."

They all looked at her and thought to themselves about how far off the edge she could go. The good thing is that she didn't tell them all the details. While that was out of the way, Casey noticed someone was missing so after looking around, she asked, "So question: Where is Liv?"

"She offed herself last month. Tragic." Munch answered her.

"No she didn't, John." Cragen walked in and shouted, "The feds went and took her almost four months ago. As in, she was drafted by the FBI."

"Again? Is she working undercover?"

"Nope." Elliot replied, "They hired her as a special agent."

"Oh and Huang is now a woman." Munch added.

"So Alex dyed her hair and now works as a detective, Olivia now works for the FBI and Huang is now a woman? Yeah. Looks like I didn't miss much."

"Welcome back." Alex smiled and shrugged.


You Are Very Lonely, Aren't You?

To commemorate more than three months working as a detective, Alex decided to set up shop in the precinct to cook her friends a tasty chicken dinner with all the trimmings. Now they weren't sure if she knew how to cook but they rather not break her spirit and eat her cooking. All they can hope for is that it's good.

Alex waited thirty minutes after taking the chicken out of the oven. But when she came back for it, she realized it was missing. "Where's my chicken?" she murmured, then yelled, "Where's my goddamn chicken!?"

Walking over to her to see what she wanted was Fin and he asked, "What do you want, Alex?"

"What happened to my roast chicken? It was right here when I left it."

"I don't know, there's a dog walking around this place perhaps he took it." he told her whist scratching his head, "But perhaps someone else knows where it is."

"You better be right." Alex said angrily, strutting in a pissed off way. The first person they looked for was Munch, essentially because he was the only one missing.

"Hey Elliot, where's Munch? I need to ask him something." Fin asked him."

"Last time I saw him, he was sneaking in the bathroom with something in his jacket." he answered. And so they walked to the men's bathroom to go and talk to him, but then as soon as they walked in, they were introduced to a horrible sight.

Upon walking into the bathroom, they immediately find Munch with his pants down, having "passionate" sex with the chicken. Alex's jaw dropped in horror and Fin felt like vomiting right then and there. It took him less than a minute to notice the horrified looks on their faces. When he finally did, he was intensely startled.

"Munch, what the fuck are you doing?" Alex yelled out.

"What does it look like I'm doing? Now can I have some privacy?"

Fin looked at him then the chicken and said in a stern tone, "Well at least it's kosher."

Alex turned her head over to him and glared at him while Munch gave him a thumbs up. As soon as she stopped, she walked right over to Munch and yanked the chicken right out out of his hands. Almost simultaneously, a dog walks right into the bathroom with them and bites Alex right in the wrist and the canine would not let go. When Alex managed to yank her arm out of the dog's mouth (with the help of Fin), the dog one ups them by stealing the chicken and sprinting off with it.

"My chicken!" she shouted, chasing the animal.

"My woman!" Munch also shouted and then chased after the dog too. Fin just stood there, trying to get the image of Munch's ass out of his head. Right as he was about to leave, he notices Kathy standing there with a video camera.

"Wait? Aren't you Elliot's wife?"

"Sure am!" she smiled.


Name Calling

Another day in the precinct, another day it was. They were working with the exception of the four detectives who where messing with something hazardous, they had no idea what it was and probably they shouldn't be messing with it at all. Until Cragen stormed out of his office and was searching for a certain someone.

"Elliot! Over here. Now!" he yelled out; Elliot didn't have much of a choice.

"Yes, captain?"

"Can you explain why our suspect is suing the department for violating his amendment rights?"

"Not really."

"What the hell did you do?" he questioned, "His lawyer is claiming that you illegally searched his apartment? Did you even have a search warrant?"

"Yes, Novak got it for us."

Hearing the argument, Olivia corrected that fact, "Actually, she called and said no judge would sign it for her. She tried to call us but our phones were in the car."

"So you searched the apartment without a search warrant?"

"It's not like I knew and did it anyways." Elliot defended himself, while meanwhile Olivia accidentally lit herself on fire, "How was I supposed to know she didn't come up with a search warrant?"

"Well you better listen up: You are in deep mess this time and you better go straight up to IAB and explain yourself. If you don't clear this up, I will not hesitate to fire you. Do you understand me, detective?"

Despite Olivia screaming and running all over the place, with Munch and Fin trying to help her, it didn't matter at all to Cragen or Elliot. In fact, he would reply, "Yes, captain."

As he walked away, he then muttered, "Shaft head."

"What did you say!?"

"I said Liv is on fire." he replied apathetically. Cragen turned around and noticed Munch and Fin trying to put her out. Munch thought it would be brilliant by beating the crap out of her with a stick in hopes to put out the fire. That is...

"Oh shit! The stick is on fire!"


New Years at SVU

In New York City, New Year's Eve is perhaps the biggest event in the city. Usually, SVU doesn't celebrate at work especially not after the "firework" accident six years ago. But Elliot and Olivia invited everybody they worked with to head on over to the precinct for New Year's Eve so they all could celebrate together.

It wasn't even 11:59 and most of them were already drunk. Olivia was the most wasted out of everyone, usually she doesn't drink as much but holidays brings out the worse in her. She was like HBO yet far more explicit and at the same time, was even less tolerable yet amusing.

She walked (or wobbled) over to Elliot and asked him, "Hey, El? How about when it hits midnight, we kiss?"

"I don't know, Liv." he responded, "I don't think my wife would like that if she found out."

"Go for it." said a distant, yet familiar voice. They turned around and almost pissed themselves when they saw Kathy sitting casually on one of the desks.

That's when Fin noticed something wrong, "Where the hell does she keep coming from?"

11:59 pm

5... 4... 3... 2... 1... The clock hit midnight. And thus everybody celebrated, drank some more while they celebrated and some of them kissed. Speaking of kissing, Olivia went to search for Elliot to get her midnight kiss. Clearly she had her beer goggles on so whoever she grabbed, she thought it was Elliot. Or maybe it was? Either way, she tongue lashed him between thirty seconds and one minute.

However, it confirmed that it was not Elliot. In fact, he was with his wife kissing her. After she separated the kiss, her vision got better that meant she could see the lucky recipient. That lucky recipient would happen to be no one else but Alex. As soon as she realized it was her that she french kissed, Olivia shrieked and ran off. Alex however, could've been happier.

"Something tells me that this year will better." Alex smirked. This will be something she'll hold against her for a long time.


End of Chapter Twelve

Feels so good to get something out. Well, it's the end of the year and personally I'd like to apologize for the long hiatus. I thought this chapter was gonna be a collaboration, turns out that didn't happen. So review if you wish, favorite of you like it and that's about it. Thanks for reading.