Chapter 11: Ecchi Again
Kagome was depressed, to begin with. She was back in her own time, having gotten mad at the incredibly ignorant Inuyasha. Again. Who could have foreseen that? Certainly not I. Anyway, Inuyasha had done something love life-related that pissed off Kagome in the way girls get pissed off.
Skipping less interesting parts of the story in order to get your horny on, Kagome dressed in an impossibly short denim skirt with a cute little v-neck blouse like the author either has in her closet or saw and wanted in the local mall, with just enough makeup that she looked gorgeous but didn't look like a cheap hooker (or The Joker, for that matter), with these totally awesome boots or high-heels... In short, Kagome was wearing absolutely nothing she would ever wear, considering both her personality and her being Japanese.
As Kagome stood in her room, commenting on how hot she looked, Inuyasha entered through her window. "OMGWTF?" Kagome exclaimed.
"Kagome... you smell... and look..." Before Inuyasha had a chance to finish what I'm sure would have been a very scholarly sentence, he bounded over and started making out with her. Hard. Because that sounds like something Inuyasha would do.
Kagome thought something like how wonderful she felt, or some other crap.
Inuyasha made a very uncharacteristic sweep of Kagome, undressing her and whatnot, licking and kissing things.
Strangely, the loud sounds coming (ha ha pun T_T) from Kagome's room did not wake the rest of her family. Although, really, where do they sleep in that house? Ha ha, it's not like it matters! If it doesn't involve Kagome, then who cares?
The next morning, Kagome awoke in her bed. In this story, it didn't turn out to just be a dream, though, she was naked. Except her shoes. She turned and saw her lover, Inuyasha (yeah, in case you didn't know that _T) sparkling as the sunlight streamed in through her bedroom window.
A/N: Okay, that was a Twilight reference, the sparkling thing, and the only reason I'm saying that here is because a Twilight Movie TV Spot came on right after I typed it. XD
liekomgwtf?
Later that day, as Kagome returned from school, her mother called her into the laundry room to have a chat with her.
"Kagome," said the mother, "I pulled your sheets off to wash them today," because clearly two uses every month requires laundering, "and I noticed some peculiar stains. Tell me, are you all right? Did something happen last night?" Kagome's mom was concerned.
Kagome figured she could get away with it. "Oh, I, uh, just got... er... my period! Last night... that's what it was!" Kagome was visibly nervous.
Kagome's mother, having had two children and probably more special nights with her pre-deceased husband, of course recognized the stains. "Okay," she said, in that "I'm your mother and I'll believe you even though I know the truth and I still expect you to confess" tone, giving her the "I'm your mother...confess" look.
OoO
Anyone see the November 21st episode of The Soup? "Twilight! Twilight! Twilight! Twilight! Twilight! Twilight! Twilight! Twilight! Twilight! Twilight! Twilight!" I forgot how many times he says it. It's really funny. I don't like Twilight, btw. "Sparkly vampires!" piffle.
But I was thinking, like, Bella did all that research on vampires, only to discover that pretty much everything that makes a vampire a vampire (allergic to garlic, killed by wooden stake, disintegrated by sunlight) is a lie, and that whatever set of rules in Twilight are the real ones... well... Surely if it was the case that, say, sunlight makes vampires sparkle and that they weren't really allergic to vampire and stakes, someone would've noticed and said something? Hey, do the vampires in Twilight have reflections? Allergic to holy water and other holy items? Because that has to do with their souls being gone, because I think vampires are supposed to have something to do with the devil... Sparkly vampires!
Inuyasha: Wow, this has a lot to do with things.
Author: :D
Inuyasha: No.
Author: D:
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^^fake Sesshomaru (the C is the moon / scar from where Inuyasha threw a bowl at him earlier^^
