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Apologies, I am not Japanese so I don't know anything about their culture, especially how Tokyo works or what food they eat. I have not read the 'Sailor Moon' manga or seen the live action series, only the anime. I am aware that this idea has been done before, but it has been screaming at me to get out, so here we go!
WARNING: This story is rated for a reason. Spanking of adults and teens in later chapters. May contain adult themes in later chapters. Flamers will be left to Mars, to show them what real flames are.
Life, Reborn
Chapter 10 – Sometimes, it's not
And sometimes, it's not.
"YOU'VE BEEN HERE FOR ALL OF HALF AN HOUR AFTER I BAIL YOU OUT FROM BEHIND BARS AND ENTIRELY WRECK MY ROOM WHILE STEALING MY CLOTHES AND THEN BURNING A HOLE IN MY WALL..." Mamoru screamed, heedless of what anyone else was saying. Good thing really.
"Goddess, Jad, you call me a drama queen. Even I'm not this bad."
"Are so."
"Take that back, look he's spitting! Ew, I never spit! Am not!"
"... Are so."
Foot stamp. "Am not!"
"Worm and Bug, please shut the hell up. Kun is going to murder us with a smile."
Kunzite always did wonder which of the two blonde generals was Worm and which was Bug. Neph had been calling them it since... well, he couldn't quite remember. But they had always hated it, so, as he cleared a square foot of papers from the table to put the food down while closing the door with his foot, he wasn't surprised to hear them protest loudly together.
"Hey! Don't call us that!"
"Are you listening to me?" The ex-prince suddenly demanded. Kunzite almost grimaced for him. You never asked that question of the generals.
"NO!" All three yelled back at Mamoru deafeningly.
Just as Kunzite was striding toward the door to the bedroom, sure that his Prince was going to punch one of his generals, they were all unceremoniously dumped out of the room at his feet. He raised an eyebrow, impressed that the younger man had managed to manoeuvre all three out of the doorway together. Said door was quickly slammed in his face as the bratty prince just shut out all of his problems, presumably to deal with the carnage à la Jad and Zoi that used to be his bedroom.
Kun could have smiled as the three men at his feet all froze and looked up at him, with identical terrified and guilty expressions, exactly at the same time. This, he reflected, I could never forget. His little brothers were in trouble again. Of course his inner amusement didn't show, only his famed eyebrow arching up changed his expression.
Zoisite shuddered at that look. "Oh, food!" he suddenly yelled, seizing any chance for distraction and leaping up at the bags.
"Oi, mine!" Jadeite was half a second behind him and the seventeen- and eighteen-year-olds instantly lost a decade and were arguing over food like children.
"This is what 'In charge' means?" Kunzite asked of the remaining general as he picked himself up off the floor and dusted himself off.
"Can't believe he did that to me, need to find a gym, no one should be able to just push me around like that!" Neph grumbled to himself, clearly having heard Kun but deciding to ignore him.
Finally, the oldest general's patience snapped. With a click of his fingers he had silence and stillness again as he strode over towards Mamoru's long sofa.
"Come." was his only word but the three other men in the room flinched as he spoke, recognising certain doom in his voice.
Swallowing nervously, the two blondes and the brunette went to stand before the man that was their big brother in every way but blood, looking exactly like the naughty little boys they were.
(A/N: Sorry about the gap in uploading guys, I was stuck without internet for a week and a half. However, it does mean I've got two more chapters ready to go for the next two days! Enjoy!)
