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It's good I'm alive.

In this chapter Nikolai hallucinates, we meet Alfred and Matthew's cousin Petra, and Eirik isn't sure he should be in What's HAPpenin' at all.

I don't own the most AMAZING show on earth, HETALIA

Question: What other anime/manga do you watch/read?


P.O.V of Nikolai Hansen

Thursday 5:15p.m

I was for sure that cloud looked like a Viking ship.

*bounce*

But now that I'm closer it looks more like a bunny.

Oh, Viking ship again.

*bounce*

Bunny.

Viking ship.

*bounce*

Bunny.

Matthias

*bounce*

*bounce*

Matthias.

Viking ship.

Wait Matthias?

I stopped bouncing on the trampoline.

"Why'd ya stop, Norgie?"

I looked over to my right, and there was Matthias giving me his standard shit-eating grin.

"Why are you here?" I looked up into the sky, I couldn't find my Viking/Bunny cloud anymore.

"I can't visit my bestie?"

"No."

"Well I came here to visit your trampoline." With that he started bouncing.

Now Matthias is a pretty tall guy, he's got some strong legs. So when he bounced it caused me to catapult high into the air, almost out of the trampoline. But, I wasn't scared no way.

"Stop."

"No way, Norgie!" and then he jumped up again with even more force. I let out a garbled scream and tried to get over to him. I grabbed for his sleeve but I just missed him.

"Stop it, this instant!"

"No can do." He bounced even higher. This time I screamed fully, screw manliness. In the air I managed to grab onto the collar of his shirt. Not realizing since he was higher than me, that gravity would take affect.

*bounce*

*bounce*

*bounce*

My hand was still gripping his collar and my other hand had a tight hold on his sleeve. He was sprawled over me, our legs tangled together. One of his hands was behind my head, while the other arm, the one I was holding onto, was wrapped around my waist. It was shockingly comfortable, since we were still on the trampoline.

It was at that moment that Alfred peered over the Atlantic Field fence into my backyard.

"Hey! I was wondering if you guy's wanted to…" He paused and gave us a once over.

"You know what, never mind. I know when it ain't my business."

We both turned cherry red.

"It's not what it looks like!" yelled Matthias, still on top of me.

"Well whatever it is, me and a couple of the other What's HAPpenin kids are going over to Tasty Tacos so you guys can meet us there." he then walked across the large field, going out of sight. We both let out a relieved gasp and Matthias started to snuggle me.

"Get off Matthias."

"Nope." He said, whilst snuggling into my neck.

I looked up at the sky.

Ah, there it is! You know, now that I look at it, it really does look like a bunny.

I tilted my head.

Or maybe it's a Viking ship.

XXX

P.O.V of Petra Gomez (a.k.a Mexico)

Thursday 5:45p.m

"A little bit is better than Nada! Sometimes you want the whole enchilada! A little bit or nothing at all!" sang Alfred loudly to the song playing in Tasty Tacos. I raised an eyebrow at his scratchy singing.

Coming up to his table, notepad in hand, I asked for their drinks. He had brought a huge amount of people with him; they had moved most of the tables together. And every single one of them were male.

"Come on boys, what drinks will you have?" I was met with a chorus of lemonades, pepsis, cokes, orange pop, and 7-ups.

"Okay then, five lemonades, two pepsis, ten cokes, seven orange pops, four 7-ups, and all you guys who said beer will get root beer in sippy cups. I'll be back with your drinks soon." With that I wandered back to the kitchen.

"Juan, Jose wake up and help me get these drinks. Maria start making some beef burritos. Rosa and Trina help her. And when Sebastian gets out of the bathroom tell him to make some chicken fajitas Alfred usually gets that." They stared at me blankly.

"Vamanos muchachos, we don't have all day!" They rushed into action. I grabbed a tray and placed some of the drinks on it, Juan and Jose did the same.

We went to there table and started passing out their drinks. A tall Russian and three other boys had joined them.

"Would you four like something to drink and or eat?"

"We have already eaten but me and my friends will take some coke if you have some." said a brown haired boy with kind green eyes.

"So four cokes? Sounds good."

"No, just three, I brought my own beverage." Said the Russian holding up a flask.

"Okay then, three cokes. Are the rest of you ready to order your food?"

They were, and most ordered a beef burrito, just as I thought. The only two people who didn't were Alfred, with his chicken fajitas, and Lovino, who just wanted a cheese quesadilla. It took about ten minutes for there food. All of the employees had to help bring it out. After all they started eating, I pulled up a chair next to Lovino. Conversations being loudly spoken at the table, we spoke in soft tones.

"So Lovino anything new?"

"Its Romano, and yes, the other Graziano brother died Yesterday. The funerals early Saturday. Are you going to the wake tomorrow?"

"Naw, I've got a shift, my youngest brother Nikolas is going for the family. Are you going?"

"I might, I have to go to the funeral anyway. I'm going to Cantor."

"That sounds nice. Hey which one died Roberto or Fredo?"

"Fredo, Roberto died years ago. His kids were furious, you know they wanted the deli, but Fredo still took care of it. You know who he gave it to in his will?"

"Who?" I asked puzzled.

"Well you know, Fredo never had kids while Roberto had three, a son and two daughters, all of them are in there early forties and late thirties. The son has five kids and their all a bunch of brats. One of the daughters had three girls of her own, never paid attention to the middle one. That girl, her name's Angela I think, basically raised herself. The oldest girl is a bitch and the youngest gets whatever she wants. Anyway it turns out that in Fredo's will he gave the whole deli to Angela and no one else gets a share of the money! Ha! I always knew I liked that guy. He really gave his last 'Fuck you!' to the world."

I nodded to this story. I remember seeing Angela at church. She usually sat two rows behind us in front of the Carriedos. She was going to graduate from high school the up coming May. I knew she wouldn't have been able to pay for college. This deli was probably her saving grace. But then something that Lovino said or didn't say, was bothering me.

"What about the other daughter?"

"Who?" asked Lovino his eyes looking away from me.

"Roberto's second daughter, what about her? I thought he only had one daughter."

"She was disowned."

"What did she do?"

"Don't you remember? She moved to another state to get married to her partner."

"Ug, homosexuals are such a norm in society now a days, it's horrible. There such sick people."

"…Yeah." I was confused at his hesitant answer.

"Lovino are you okay? Did I say something wrong?" he smiled a smile that was more like a grimace.

"No, it wasn't you. I'm just a little sick."

XXX

P.O.V of Eirik Hansen

Thursday 6:09p.m

*sneeze*

"Are you okay Eirik?" asked Tino worriedly, from across the table.

"No I'm fine, I just put to much pepper in my burrito."

*jingle*

I turned around in my chair to see who was coming in. I immediately blushed scarlet. It was Anna Cherri from my Integrated Science class. Her chocolate brown hair was tied with two red ribbons into pigtails.

Petra went up to serve her, Anna's hair was so much longer than Petra's. Since earlier this month Petra had to cut it chin length so she wouldn't have to worry about it, her hair curled at the tips and she had the same cowlick as Alfred. It was a shame she had to cut her hair; apparently it had been longer than Anna's.

But, Enough about Petra. Anna had sat down in a booth, she was currently reading a book while drinking some pink lemonade.

I really wanted to talk to her.

I got up, saying I was going to use the rest-room, and headed over to her booth. I was only ten steps away when…

I tripped on my shoelace.

I scrambled up from the floor; I could here the What's HAPpenin table roaring behind me. Anna Cherri giggled softly in front of me. For the second time in five minutes, I blushed scarlet.

I then quickly pivoted and sprinted into the bathroom. I rushed to the sink and splashed water on my face. I looked up and stared at my reflection. What was I doing, trying to talk to girl? What was I thinking? I'm in a club for homosexuals for heavens sake!

But, when have I ever been attracted to men?

That Richard thing today. Would we go through that again?

Was I in the club for myself?

Or was I just following my brother around?

A sick feeling fell into the pit of my stomach.

Should I even be in What's HAPpenin?


Sorry I was late. But, my father took the laptop on a business trip with him this week.

*Gasp* Eirik isn't gay?

Anna Cheri= Seychelles, I named her after two of my anonymous reviewers.

Petra= Mexico, named her after my great-grandmother.

I'm not sure about they other employees at tasty tacos, they might come in later. If you can name the song that Alfred sang in this chapter you get to ask me anything about this fic!