This one's still short. Sorry! No time!

-BankotsuChick


Sasuke sat, cradelling his head in is hands, leaning over the toilet like he was going to throw up. Again.

"W-why me...w-w-h...y...ME!"
"Maby its..fate?" Naruto ventured, grasping Sasuke's hand as his eyes blazed fiery-red wheels of unimaigonable fury. It was Naruto's fault. If Naruto hadn't come along EVER, he would probably be into girls. Then maby HE'd be a FATHER instead of some FREAKISH male-female...whatever.

It had been six hours. Six whole hours of sitting over a toilet ripping at Naruto's flesh.

"Unlock me. Please." He hissed under his breath. "I promise I won't kill you."

Naruto sighed and covered his smile. Somehow he wasn't as effected by the...unsual...event. Or maby...maby he was just in shock. He noticed from the corner of his eye Sasuke turning his head and watch with squinted, dark eyes as Naruto looked around for the key. Tsunade had been infuriated when the Uchiha had ceaslessly attacking the four men (Including Gaara, who was just...there...as always.) and she was known to take things into her own hands ASAP.

"Sasuke, S-sasuke control yourself!"

His hands, behind his back, sore and red from being unmoved and tied for hours, were handcuffed and sitting by the lower half of his back between his legs.

"I think it looks sexy."

Naruto said, sighed and shuving his hands in his pockets to dig out a key from his cargo pants. After fumbling with them for a while, he finally heard a click.

"I think you're one dead bastard!"

He growled, knocking Naruto to the floor. It was hard not to find it somewhat amusing as Sasuke sat on his chest so much smaller in size than Naruto, light and feathery, baring his teeth like an untamed animal, overgrown hair falling in thick, sweat-soaked strands around his face down to his chiseled jawline. His snarl deepend and Naruto really believed he was in danger for a moment until tears started falling off his face.

"Sasuke..."

"Leave me alone! I should just KILL MYSELF!"

"Now, now, don't show those fans out there that you really are an emo!!!"

"..y-you think I'm an EMO??!??!"

"No! I think your sexy! I just said that!"

"I wish I didn't have my looks! That's all people care about!"

"I love you, Sasuke!" Naruto was left bewildered by all the sudden bursts of emotion from him and Sasuke.

"Naruto it's not fair! I bet this wouldn't happen to any other Uchiha clan members! I'm a disgrace to the clan!"

"..." He slipped out from under Sasuke so that the raven haired boy was between his legs, pouting like a child who couldn't get his way.

"Who are we Naruto?" He sobbed. He inched away to hide his vunerablity, covering his eyes with his hands. "Who are you and who am I? What do I do with my life?" Naruto was stunned.
"...Where are we going and why the hell do we have to get there so fast?"

Naruto thought about it for a moment.

"Well, I'm Naruto and your Sasuke. We're just a couple of guys far from normal, but that's what's great about us. And as for where we're going...well, right now I'm going to take you down stares and see if there is any left over Ichiruka's to cheer me, I meen you, up. Okay?"

Sasuke paused, wiped his eyes on his shirt and locked eyes with Naruto. The sharighan disapeared, and he wrapped his arms around his neck.
"I love you too, Sasuke."


Itachi Uchiha was far from dead, as many had believed.

As he sat on the rim of the balcony, he watched the embers of the Konoha sun burn into the night. He hopped down and took the elevator to the second floor where Konoha Medic, Inc was located.

His nonchalant expression disapated as he walked through the doors.

"Y-your..." Sakura looked up, a bead of sweat running down her forehead as her eyes buldged. "Your Itachi!"

"Yes, and I'm here on behalf of Sasuke. I can prove that his child is infact mine."

"That's sick!" Sakura backed away, taking up the file that lay on the desk. After sifting through it, she glared up at him, stunned.

It was true!