This might be crack or stupid or be acceptable in the idiocy that is hetalia


Italy Veneziano and Germany, also known as Feliciano Vargas and Ludwig Beilschmidt, were sitting in front of a tent on a camping ground in Brandenburg.

Suddenly, whipping out the cutlery he had stolen from England's house (only to prevent him from ruining some poor food!) and some tomatoes Spain had given him the smaller Italian exclaimed:

"Ve~ Camping is fun! I'm gonna make some pasta!"

Soon he had prepared a fresh tomato sauce with the Spanish tomatoes, stirring it with the English cutlery.

The smell of the concoction did not only make the stomach of every other camper growl, it also attracted a hideously deformed looking fly that was flying to the north-west.

Against it's better judgement (and, opposed to the other members of its species, this fly usually had a lot of that) the fly flew straight into the sauce. Before it could even think about which body should be the next in the long line that served on its way to the British Isles something extraordinary happened.

"Ve~! Luddy! Luddy! My spoon disappeared aaaah!"

The two nations watched in shock as the tomato sauce gave way to a man that looked like the lovechild of Arthur Kirkland, Antonio Fernández Carriedo and… a fly.

"Bone of zzze fazzzer,

Blood of zzze enemy,

Flesh of zzze zzzervant"


I need honest opinions on this chapter: funny or stupid?

I hope it's obvious that the cutlery was the bone of voldemorts "fatherland" the tomatoes the blood of the "enemy" (cause england and spain were/are enemies (in hetalia)) and the fly voldy was posessing was the servant...

Seriously tell me if you'd say that it's just stupid or funny i'm not really used to writing funny stuff...