Ok number 2! It's now 8:23
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- Bloody Sunday
It was a partially sunny day with a mix of sun and clouds comming in from the east and Shuichi and Yuki decided to go on a picnic. They went into a forest that was foresty and the trees were all smiling happily. Yuki "Hurrumphed" and sat down on the grass. The grass screamed in terror as it was squished the life out of. Poor grass. Shuichi pulled out their food and they began feasting. There was rice, and cabbage rolls, and PBJ sandwiches, and cake. Yum... Cake. Everybody likes cake. Shuichi looked at the cabbage rolls and they smiled at him and he smiled back. Then he picked them up and their screams could be heared from miles around. But nobody cared because lots of things screamed these days. It was normal now. So anywhoo they enjoyed their picnic.
Shuichi looked at Yuki and frowned. "Why aren't you eating anything?" He asked Yuki.
"Because I'm Yuki, I'm supposed to be grouchy and opposed to anything fun within a 22 mile radius." He explained, smoking obsesively on one of his cancer sticks.
Shuichi shrugged, "Ok but at least have some cake! Yum cake, everybody likes cake."
Yuki frowned "Did you not just hear me tiny child? Mush under my shoe? Jam between my toes, substance on my foot? I am opposed to anything fun, INCLUDING cake... yum cake, everybody likes cake!" The cake was happy, for it felt loved. Then Yuki stabbed it with a fork, thus triggering the start of "the cake massacre of 2007" It was a terrible day for cake everywhere and a memorial has now been raised in honour of that day. We call it... Bloody sunday... wait that's already been taken... we call it... bloody sunday that wasn't nearly as bloody as the sunday where the peasants of russia were killed, but still very bloody just not as bloody... or painful. But because it was such a long name we shortened it to BSTWNABATSWTPORWKBSVBJNAB...OP. And it was much more efficent!
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Well there you go, now you are fully educated on Bloody Sunday!
