A Random Story with a Random Title or TheStory That NEVER Ends
A Kingdom.Writer Origional actually, I'm - y a k o s o k u - now, but its sad, I can never remember how to spell it... ever... never-ever do I remember
Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts, that is why I am writing this little thing I like to called a 'Fan Fiction'... but you aren't that stupid! You knew that! I don't own Burger King hats either... you knew that... right?
Notes: I just realized I hadn't wrote the next chapter yet! (Author screams)so I was very sad, as I am SURE you all are! And I wanted to tell you all to go and read my other story, "B l i n d H e a r t" because, well, I said so, and it needs some reviews!
Last time on the days of our randomness:
Sora looked up to him with his huge, adorable, BEAUTIFUL, amazing, spectacular, dazzling, enchanting, fan-girl-melting, innocent, crazy, wild, cute, wonderful, joyful, happy, shy, Sora smile, "Can I keep the box?"
Ansem looked at Sora like he was a total idiot, "...Yes..."
Sora heaved a heavy sigh of relief and whispered to himself, "Thank goodness..."
Now, on Todays Randomness:
"Kairi!" Sora screamed at the top of his lungs, "Where are you?" He looked at the ball of yarn that was still sitting on the couch then back to the pizza man standing in front of him, "WHO ARE YOU?"
Ansem the pizza guy sighed, "This is exactly why I tried to kill you! But no! NO! You just would not die!"
"EITHER WOULD YOU! I HAD TO KILL YOU LIKE-" Sora started counting, "LIKE FOUR TIMES! MAYBE EVEN FIVE TIMES! NOT TO EVEN MENTION THE OTHER LITTLE ANNOYING THINGS I HAD TO KILL!"
"Hey! Why do you get to talk in capital letters? I am yelling just as loud and all I get is lower-case!"
"'Cause I am special!" Sora responded matter-of-factly.
Ansem snickered, "I know that!"
"HEY!"
"Your socks say so."
Sora looked at his feet, his socks had the words, 'My mom says I'm special' on them. (A.N. I HAVE THOSE SOCKS! My mom bought them for me b/c she said I was demented. Heh)
Sora giggled then sighed, "I miss my mommy, Ansem."
"I'm... sorry..." Ansem tried to back away from Sora while his head was down
Sora looked up and smiled, "ANSEM! WILL YOU BE MY MOMMY?"
"Oh-mah-gaw!" Ansem ran down the beach screaming followed by Sora who was at that moment very torn up by the fact he left the ball of yarn at his house... Why oh why could he not have taken it with him? Now it was all alone, it must have been so scared!
"The FIENDS!" Kairi screamed at the top of her lungs while in the pet-store at the mall, "How could they cage animals like that?"
A sales-woman was at that moment walking by the auburn haired girl who was at that moment crouching down near the cat scratching posts, there she waited and waited for her moment.
The lady was directly in front of her! Now was her chance!
Kairi leapt up and jumped over the various pet-toys then fell on the lady in a very successful tackle, Kairi growled at her, "Remember the Alamo!"
"What do you mean?" The panicking lady asked the rabid-crazy-girl
Kairi stood up holding the lady's shirt collar, "Give me your apron."
The lady looked down at her sales-attire, she wore a white apron that says, 'Yes, we sell animals!' on itshe looked at Kairi and shook her head but then looked out into the mall and threw off her sales uniform, "Oh whatever! I'm going shopping! Take it!"
Kairi grabbed the apron and put it on, "Phase One: Complete"
Riku rolled down the aisle, avoiding more attacks from the air-borne Blue Hairs, "CURSE YOU!"He ran for cover and jumped in a random door that just happened to be a frozen-food door, "CRAP!" He desperately fought for passer-bys attention to let him out of his cage.
A little boy snickered and threw random objects at Riku, "LOSER!"
Riku was out-raged, "HOW DARE YOU!"
Then, out of no-where, the Air-Bourne Blue-Hairs swooped down and attacked the small boy, then... she saw Riku, her real prey...
"I'M NOT RIKU!" He screamed, but it was in vain. The Blue-Hair opened the door and took flight with Riku slung over her shoulder...
He was trapped. He was now a captive of the Blue-Hairs.
Sora looked at a random man standing on the subway, his chase after Ansem had led him here, "Say-" he asked the random man, "Have you seen a man that looks like a woman with silver hair in here?"
"Go away or I'll call the cops!"
"YOU HAVE A GLUE-SNIFFING ADDICTION!"
"What?"
"Do I know you? NO! GET AWAY OR I'LL CALL THE COPS!"Sora had turned the tides of the conversation.
The random man backed off, "Whoa... I didn't realize he was 'mental'."
So, Sora, feeling very almighty and powerful, picked up a paper Burger King crown, "OooOoOh!" Sora squealed, "Shiny!" With that, he put the crown on and officially made himself, 'Ruler of thee World as We Know it'
He walked onto the subway car thing and looked at a woman who was cradling a small infant, "Bow down to me mortal."
"What?" She asked as she looked up, only then did Sora realize it was no mother holding a baby, it was Lulu holding a moogle, "Sora? What are you doing?"
"How do you know who I am?"
"You impudent fool, I know everything, I am the gothic monotone speaking black-mage of Final Fantasy X and X-2" (A.N. I love Lulu, she's so awesome!)
Sora knitted his brow, "O-Kay..."
"Sora... what are you doing?"
"I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME BY THAT NAME YOU PITIFUL MORTAL!"
Lulu kicked Sora where it hurts. Really bad. Especially for the guys...
Yes, she kicked his nose.
Then the author came in, this time dressed as a huge moogle, "Hey! Why did I use that? I already used that 'nose line' in this story!"
"You wrote it you baka!" A random person shouted.
"FEEL MY WRATH!" With that, the author poofed the random person in a place of untold danger... she put the person in an episode of Barney, "Mwhahaha, such evil!"
"Will you go away now?" Sora politely asked.
"Sure, I have to go finish typing this story."
"Uh... then who is typing this?"
"That is a very good question... Who is typing this?"
"Better go find out!"
"I'm not falling for that, Sora!"
"I'm not Sora."
"What?"
"I am... ANTISORA: the evil person in Neverland that was a pain in the rear to beat because he just was so slippery!"
"GASP!"
Ending Note: Heh, go review. I had no inspiration, you reviews gimme some ideas. What exactly do you want in this story? The way things are going... it wont last much longer. It was fun writing though!
