The helicarrier was in a state of panic as the Avengers ran around like headless chickens searching for their weapons or in Tights case summoning it back (Kellie had summoned her things as well) and gearing up( Bruce put on a new shirt…).
Tony had flown on ahead as soon as his suit was flyable to talk to Loki and to get another suit as his needed a lot of work.
Kellie had just finished when Bruce and Clint came to get her as they had secured a ship through uncertain means (CB had just stepped on…)
On the way to New York (an hour flight) Kellie had gotten bored and decided to start a quote war with Bruce so not telling him started to say random quotes until Bruce got it.
"Okay what about this one big guy when angry count four; when very angry, swear" Clint had would have fallen of his chair had he not been strapped in at the look on Bruce's face.
Bruce looked at her for a moment before replying "I always take life with a grain of salt, …plus a slice of lemon, …and a shot of tequila" Kellie had to give it to Bruce that one was rather funny.
"Good one but this one is better…The trouble with heart disease is that the first symptom is often hard to deal with – sudden death" Bruce just cracked a smile "School is hell with florescent lighting".
Kellie almost laughed at that one but knew if she did Bruce would win and she was a very competitive person.
"Heaven doesn't want me and hells afraid I'll take over" Natasha Clint and CB were laughing so hard that they had tears in their eyes.
But so far Bruce and Kellie had yet to laugh as they were in the prank war it was only when Tights stated rather loudly that he did not get it did they laugh.
When they finally got to New York they were treated to the sight of Tony being thrown (hard) out of the window and only just saving himself.
Then to go straight towards the oncoming army "stark we are in coming north east" Natasha stated going in to battle mode along with everyone else.
"What did you stop for drive through swing up park I'll lay them out for you" the note of panic in Tony's voice scared her a little bit just enough not to laugh at his comment.
Tony banked to the left with the predator wannabes following his every move Tights had somehow managed to get off the ship without us noticing and was fighting Loki in a way to distract him.
Natasha powered up the guns in a futile attempt at shooting the Chitauri down she did manage to get a few before being made to fly up to avoid the building.
Clint attempted to gain control of the ship just managing to crash into the ground Natasha, Clint, Bruce and Kellie got out quickly
Tony speed down the street the Chitauri leviathan following closely, barrelling down the street like a train that keeps building and building its intensity.
Bruce (who had just appeared) looked behind him to see the oncoming threat.
CB looked at him seriously Bruce started to walk towards the monster to Kellie's horror.
"Hay Bruce Now might be a really good time for you to get angry" CB stated the in a way that everyone could hear the worry in his tone.
Bruce turned and smiled at everyone sadly something Kellie was going to change after this was over "that's my secret, Captain. I'm always angry".
Bruce's body started to swell and stretch and harden until he was a dark green colour and only wearing purple shorts that she was sure he was not wearing.
Hulk took one look at the monster and punched it so hard in the nose that it flips over.
Tony, in mid-flight Kellie noticed, extended his arm out and a rocket launcher comes out, ready to shoot he fires hitting a soft spot.
The large creature is blown completely away with pieces of its armor falling down to the pavement. CB raised his shield whilst Natasha and Clint dove behind a car and Kellie throwed up a shield she swore she heard someone say show off
The Chitauri army just watched in horror as a group of unique humans destroyed one of their strongest weapons.
Loki watched as the very people he mocked defeated a beast he would have trouble with.
When he saw Kellie the only person he had cared for in a non family way in a long time almost meet her end his eyes went green as he shook himself out of Thanos control.
Swearing revenge for daring to control him he started to mess up the Chitauri's army discreetly of course he was a trickster and after all chaos is a great thing to watch.
Out of the portal which Kellie had just noticed thousands of Chitauri warriors flew out making her jump a bit?
The others looked up seeing that she had and wanting to know what made her curse so much.
Seeing the portal spamming out more Chitauri's caused all of them to swear in various languages much to her amusement though she did not know Hulk could swear.
(Or in Japanese to her shock he said some nasty stuff that she burnt to memory just in case)
It was Natasha that broke us out of our shock and swearing fits "Guys" she asked shakily.
Tony seeing her distress yelled a "Call it, Cap" to a shocked CB he got out of it quickly and started to give out orders like a pro
"Alright, listens up, until we can close that portal up there, we're gonna use containment. Barton Potter, I want you guy's on that roof, eyes on everything. Call out patterns and strays. Stark, you got the perimeter. Anything gets more than three blocks out, you turn it back or your turn it to ash". Clint turned to Tony "wanna give me a lift?" Tony looked at him for a second "Right. Better clench up, what about you Kellie?" she shook her head "I'll get there don't worry" he nodded grabbing Cling and flying him to the nearest roof.
CB continued as if no one interrupted him "Thor, you've gotta try and bottle neck that portal. Slow them down. You've got the lightning. Light the bastards up. (Thor flied of; CB turned to Natasha)You and me, we stay here on the ground, keep the fighting here. And Hulk... Smash".
Hulk hearing this gave a rather frightening smile and jumped of destroying loads of Chitauri soldiers while he was at it.
Thor grabbed onto the tower and raised Mjolnir letting out a massive amount of soldiers laughing whilst he did it.
Clint and Kellie were letting arrow after arrow fly from their bows in an attempt to get the most kills (they were yelling out number while they did it...)
Clint shot an arrow backward not even looking causing Kellie to squawk "show of" was yelled while she shot three arrows at the same time making Clint shake his head in amusement "hypocrite" he yelled back in good humour
Kellie saw a group of Chitauri on Tony's tail "Hay tony You got a lot of strings sticking to your tail" she warned concern showing in her voice at the man she had come to see as a brother.
"Just try and keep them off the streets" he replied causing her to frown in concern.
Clint seeing her distress decided to give him some advice "well, they can't bank worth a damn. Find a tight corner" he told Tony with humour in is voice at the Chitauri's apparent weakness.
Tony nodded"I will roger that oh and Kellie don't worry I'll be fine" he added in a afterthought causing her to laugh in to the mike.
Tony then starts to swerve round the tight corners flying past Clint and Kellie giving them a shot at getting some more kills and then going on a complicated series of dives and spins successfully getting them off of his tail.
"Nice call what else you got?" Kellie could hear the smirk in his tone so could Clint it seemed
"Well, Thor's taking on a squadron downtown 6th" he said happy to give him a reason to go away.
." And he didn't invite me?" Tony replied Fake hurt dripping from his tone causing Kelli and Clint to roll their eyes.
Meanwhile Natasha, using a energy rifle she had taken off an Chitauri soldier earlier, is taken off her feet by yet another Chitauri soldier.
She tiredly takes it down by cutting its throat. She grabbed her stolen energy rifle, and turns back to attack. CB stands there, holding his SHIELD and taking down any soldier him that comes near faring better than Natasha but not by a lot.
Natasha slumped down, tired but still fighting "Captain, none of this is gonna mean a damn thing if we don't close that portal."
CB nodded in agreement "Our biggest guns couldn't touch it though" he added helpfully.
Natasha stops to think for a second "Well, maybe it's not about guns" she gestures to a passing flying chariot.
CB looked at her for a second "You wanna get up there, you're gonna need a ride" he yelled over the fighting.
Natasha looked up before backing away slightly "I got a ride; I could use a lift though."
CB nodded though he looked at her like she had lost her but he did lift is shield at an angel so she could use it like a spring board.
CB looked at her "Are you sure about this?" Natasha looked up again and replied shakily "Yeah. It's gonna be fun" she said more to herself then CB.
Natasha ran towards CB taking a running jump jumps on to a upturned car then on to CB shield before pushing herself up with some help from CB and grabs on to a flying chariot.
She than climbs adored cutting the turret shooters connection to it before jumping onto the driver and sticks her small knives into the drivers nervous system.
She gets him to BANK over a building almost hitting it Tony seeing her having some trouble fly's over shooting anything following her while Clint and Kellie shoot various arrows and spells trying to making sure that know else follows her.
CB, who is still fighting of any Chitauri soldiers on the ground, uses a energy beam Tony shot at his shield to take down nearby Chitauri From above them, Clint and Kellie sends down any remaining arrows they have.
Kellie manages to send a nasty spell across the street, taking down a Chitauri rider following Tony.
While that is going on Tights and Hulk fight on the top of a Chitauri leviathan, tearing it apart in the process while fighting and destroying Soldiers.
Hulk brakes off a part of the armor and slams it down on the spin of the leviathan Tights summoning all his strength raises his hammer drawing lightning towards it from all sides, and brings it down causing the leviathan to crash into a museum dead much to Kellie's amusement.
Tights and Hulk stand on the back of the Chitauri leviathan after bringing it down admiring their good work.
Hulk punches Tights with his enormous hand causing Tights to go flying sideways whilst he smirked.
Selvig wakes up from Loki cough Thanos cough mind control and looks around, confused at where he is.
He looks up at the sky, amazed at the portal but pales seeing the creatures coming out of it and starts to work on closing it.
Meanwhile Clint and Kellie had run out of arrows and were shooting at the incoming Chitauri soldiers with a couple of sniper rifles Kellie summoned from somewhere...
Natasha managed to get to the right roof after grabbing the sceptre that Loki had left on the side after smiling at her winking shocking her until she saw the colour of his eyes green bright green.
"Hay guy's Loki is on our side I repeat Loki is on our side" she shouted over the com link causing a few cheers and a sarcastic comment from the one and only Tony stark.
Natasha walked towards the portal when Kellie appeared next to her with a small pop "thought you could do with a hand" was her only explanation Natasha nodded thankfully before pushing Selvig out the way and jamming the sceptre in it making it close to abruptly that it killed all of the Chitauri luckily and it had nothing to do with a certain witch sending a spell through before it closed not at all.
"so anyone up for shawarma I want to try it" with that random comment from Tony Kellie finally lost it falling to the ground laughing not hearing CB's comment of finding Loki or seeing a tall male figure coming toward her she didn't even stopping when said figure leaned down picking her up and pulling her towards himself.
hay guy's sorry for such a late chapter but this one was really hard to write but it is the longest chapter I have ever wrote so yay so please review with what you think and any parings would be really helpful they can be anything bruce/tony natasha/pepper you name it and ill try to write it just know wired parings like Tony/snape as that would be wired and I have an Idea for him also good or bad Snape/malfoy/weasley/granger it will be a anti Ron though as he is such a jelous prat in the books and a really bad friend abandoning harry not once but TWICE! any way Ideas would be really helpful
