" I never wanted to use this technique." Naruto growled, forming a hand seal.

" What? Ooh, a new jutsu!" said Tobi excitedly. For the past hour Naruto, Sasuke, and the rest of everybody had been fighting the impossible powerful ninja. Naruto had pulled out a number of ultimate jutsu, as everyone had, but the freak had just dodged it all.

" Insane Huge Erection no Jutsu!" cried Naruto. There was a ripping sound as his pants flew off and a redwood sized you-know-what sprung out. Tobi wasn't able to move quick enough so he used his "Everything Goes Through Me" technique.

And he stood there, a giant penis stuck through his incorporeal chest.

" Naruto-kun!" said Sasuke and Hinata with a swoon.

Sakura was out cold with a nosebleed.

The rest of everyone was blushing.

" Yeah….." said Tobi awkwardly. " Lets….lets say you won by punching me. I'm…I'm gonna go."

" Yes!" cheered Naruto as the Akatsuki vanished. He spun around to face his allies, forgetting the new length.

" Oh god!" screamed Neji as it struck him in the face.

" Yosh! You are not only youthful, but well hung! Congratulations!" said Lee, ducking under.

" I always knew I'd die like this!" cried Shino as he was battered down.

" Naruto-kun!" squealed Hinata and Sasuke, glomping on.