Thanks to Dr Merlin, Dash99, Savannah Silverstone, TugLover98, Guest Ranger Robbin, AreiaCananaid, Guest FarmersDaughter, and paisley15 for their reviews and suggestions! Sorry for any spelling/grammar mistakes or mistakes in the slogans. I am not saying that any of the companies or products in this fic are better than another company or product of similar description.
Disclaimer: I don't own Ranger's Apprentice, Chia Pet, Nationwide, or Dr. Pepper.
Chia Pet (Thanks to westwindwaker)
George, Jenny, Alyss, Horace, and Will were in science class at the ward. Mr. Drimmers was their teacher. Mr. Drimmers' class was terribly boring. ". . . plant needs what to grow, class?" he asked.
George raised his hand. "Yes, George?"
"W-water and sun."
Mr. Drimmers shrugged. "Basically. And then what do you do, Horace?" he asked, spinning in the direction of the aforementioned boy, who had been slowly nodding off.
"Huh? Uhh . . . . Watch it grow?"
Nationwide (Thanks to hey y'all watch this)
Halt and Will glared at each other across the kitchen table. "I have a completely valid point," Will said angrily.
"And so do I," Halt replied.
"I should be able to go on a date with Alyss this Friday."
"You're seventeen, Will."
"And you're fifty-three, Halt."
"You're still too young to date."
"You're too old."
"I am not."
"Or so Pauline seems to think, huh?"
Halt's face reddened. "Shut up, and you're not going."
"Why is no one on my side?"
Crowley stuck his head in the room. "Nationwide is on your side!"
Dr. Pepper (Thanks to Guest FarmersDaughter)
Halt surveyed the woods. He had Will practicing silent and unseen movement. Will had improved a little. (Not that he'd admit that, of course.)
"You know," he started, "I believe I see someone's big, fat head. Maybe I'll shoot it if its owner doesn't move it!"
Will ducked behind a tree. Halt sighed. "Will, remember what I said? Use the cloak. Believe you are a tree and you will—"
"Be a pepper!" Will shouted. Halt face-palmed.
I've wanted to do Nationwide for a while. That was so fun to write! Please review!
