Netherlands IV

Hallo Schotland,

As bad as Hungary, hell no. I don't think anyone other then Belarus is worse

then Hungary...

That's good! I'll see when I have time for a game.

They are both my cousins so I'm not supposed to be mean to them but, Austria

is indeed a stuck up priss. Hungary needs to hit him over the head a couple

more times...then maybe he'll shut up about me and my...drugs.

Germany is a stick in the mud, Prussia is way better to hang out with. He's

just to damn strict! He doesn't let anything get past him. (Surprise birthdays

don't work with him, we've tried). I'm still a bit mad at him, for WWII, he

really messed me up. Thankfully Canada was around...

Vaarwel.

Lars Van Rijn,

Nederlands.


Dear Netherlands,

Th' thought o' Belarus mak's me shiver. Th' wummin cuid mak' a grown mon greet fur his maw.

Hungary wouldn't skelp Austria wi' th' frying pan. She loues him awfy much tae ever dae something lik' that tae th' priss even if it wid hulp toughen him up. Ye 'n' yer drugs? that soonds lik' something ah micht wantae jyne in oan!

Maist a' body ah blether tae hates Prussia 'n' seems tae ower dealing wi' Germany. Aye ah ken he is strict. A've bin tae meetings 'n' he mak's a' body follow his rules whin he is yin o' th' younger nations. That's fur ye huv tae drug his coffee 'n' lea him in Switzerland then let him fin' his wey back hame whaur th' pairtie wull be held. Canada is ma favorite nephew sin he is sae sweet.

Sincerely,

Scotland (Hamish Kirkland)