(2 new characters were introduced in the last chap of donkety plz hamo assassin snoop dogg and general hatsune miku, wHat sin will happn this time? Ooh ;)))))))))))))))))))))
shrek sighs.
"DONKEH DONKKK(no im not racist)KKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH! Can you hear me donkeH!" shrek yell.
"yeah sherk I can hear you! martini and dongr sounds nice right about now. ;)" say the donkety seductively.
"HEY! Youre not allowed to say things of that nature!" says one of the guards.
"why don't you pull down those shorts and let me gobble your ding dong ;))" say donketr
The guards eyes widen with surprise!11
"oh man hearing all of thi s is mekking my nipples expand," Said arthur Pendragon.
"I don't even neede a spell to mak e my cockr rise im just hanging dong naturally, ;)" said merlin.
"I want a dong muffin," Said the muffin man.
"I coold shove THIS WHOLE PILLOW up my anal hole, " said wolf.
"myy Dong is growing…" said pintochhio
"dunk me in some milk and lick me clean. ;)))" Said ginger.
The guard sprays the inmates with hamo toner(tones down the hamo. Made from holy water, farquaads jaw sweat, and nipple extract)
The inmates cough.
Shrek cri.
"I WISH I KNEW HOW TO QUIT YOU," shrek yelled.
"now settle down every1!" the guard exclaimed.
"oh shreky…" donket sighed.
"by the way wats your name, sweet cheeks? ;) you look like you got a nice snug little ass." Said wulf!
The guard sprayed wolf with a little extra toner…
"my name is shadow…" said the guard as he shook his head to get his bangs out of his face.
Shadow has tan skin and shaggy black hair with a streak of red, he also has red eyes. Hes wearing the classic hamo guard outfit. Shirtless, red booty shorts, white go go boots, and a lord farquaad style hat.
nicki enters the cell room and walks over to shadow.
"hey ya slut lol." Said nickii.
"where have you been yuo been there was quite a lot of sinful talking in here and I needed some help :(" said shadow.
"well I was processing all the new inmates info its not liek I was jakkin off lel."
"whatever…it's time to feed these hamo sinners tho."
"ITS DINNER TIME YOU HAMO DINGY DONGER SUCKERS!" nickii yelled.
Nicki pressed a button that opened all the cells.
"its chow time, laddehs." Said sheky
Meanwhile back with lord fuckerwaad….
"juni and snoop can you please step out of the room while I examine fukrwaads anal hole?" said miku.
Juni and snoompr nod and exit the room.
"alright fukwaad im gonna need you to turn around and pull your pants down"
Farquaads heart started beating fast! he knew he waz gonna fail the anal holer exam cause his ass has been pounded by a big OGRE cokkr be4. farquud turned around, pulled down his pants, and bent over nice and pretty.
"alright, good." Said miku.
Miku put a rubber glove on her hand and began to enter two of her fingers into farquads dirty dirty sinhole. BUT! Unexpectedly(not rly tho lmao) her fingers were being sucked in LIKE A BLACK HOLE and she started to scream! as her hand was slowly sinking in fukerwaads previously penetrated anus.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UR ASS IS EATING MY HAND!" miku screamed.
farquuad bit his lip hard! He was feeling such an eXtreme pleasure that he had to keep bottled up inside.
Juni and snoop ran into the room!
"ayyy dawg whats wrong" said the chill snoop.
"general miku!" juni exclaimed.
miku tries as hard as she can to pull her hand out of fukerwaads black hole.
"his sinhole is eating my hand! HELPP(no not pp like a dong)PPPPPPPPPP!"
"oh please get her hand out of my gaping hole ;)" said fukkrwaad but he didn't rlly mean it.
Juni rushes over to miku, keep e in mind that junii is wearing a tight uniform that sculpts his asscheekrs rlly nicely ;))))))))), he grasps her arm and tries to pull it out of fukrwaads hole…
"iTS gOING IN DEEPER!" miku exclaimed.
Farquaad lets out a very LOUD moan.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOH FIST MY ASS(this is sooper sinful am srry please forgive me god)" ffarquad moaned.
Every1 GASP! Smoop grabs onto mikus arm too and they all pull.
Then FINALLY mikus hand is pulled out and miku, juni, and snoop all fall back. Miku lands DIRECTLY on junis dong area!miku blush!1 but luckily juni can choose when to get b0nerz cause he is all holy god.
"ayyyyy. All yall needed was a delicious chocolate man like me to help you out, ;)))" said snep.
Snoop gets up along with miku.
"well that was completely bananERS VERY BUCK WILD." Said the very stressed miku as she pulled off her glove and tossed it in the fokken garbage where that sin filled glove belongs.
Miku puts out a hand and helps juni up. Ooohhh getting flirtyy and moist ;))))))))
Fukerwaads pants are still down btw
"yo dawg that is the smallest dongr ever. It's the size of a peanut lmao." Said smoop
"but is it the size of a peanut in its shell or a peeled one?" fukerwad replied.
"farquuad. I am very disappointed in u, your anal holer almost devoured my hand."
"farquaad sir you should pull up your pants…" said the slightly MOIST godly juni.
"ahhh…of course." Said fukkwader as he pulled up his pants.
"this was 100 percent sinful and unacceptable, Im going to need to demote you from hamo prison lieutenant to chief of the hamo prison guards," Said miku.
Every1 GASPP!
To be continu…..
*(heres a little donkey, please vocabulary 4 any1 whos confused by the terms)*
Hamo/hamosexual – homo/homosexual
Dong – penis(VERY SIN WORD)
;))))))))))))) – very long winky face
Hamo toner – a mixture of farquaads jaw sweat, holy water, and nipple extract.
