My kitty had kittens! Hey, hey, hey guys, this is Biancarox. So, its kind of Easter around my area, so EASTER TIME SPECIAL! And yeah, my cat Masa had four adorable kittens, and we don't really know who the mate is, but she's black and white, and we now have a calico kitten (there is a person with a male calico cat in my area), a grey kitten (the cutest), a black and white kitten (takes after mom), and a white kitten (no idea where that came from). That gave me inspiration. Enjoy!

Luke POV:

Easter bunnies, Easter bunny, Easter bunny, hop!

So, EASTER!

My perfect Easter morning started when I woke up two hours later than when the alarm clock rang.

"Huh?" I sat up groggily and rubbed my eyes.

"Oh shi-" I sprang up, until my automated PS3 barked.

'No swearing! No swearing!'

I finished my sentence.

"-takaromi mushrooms! They make very good sushi." I stuck my tongue out at the PS3.

"You've changed." A sudden voice made me jump (a/n: And no, it was not Bianca)

I looked out my window, and saw a certain son-of-Nemesis dressed as the Easter bunny with a pink basket with a purple bow around it with lots of purple and blue and pink eggs inside the basket.

"When you were alive, I never thought I'd see you swearing mushrooms at a PS3."

"Gee, Ethan, dying can sure change a person. Like I never thought I'd see you in a pink bunny costume."

Ethan pouted.

"I was going to give you a basket with chocolate hens. Now, not so much. Goodbye, loverboy." He grumbled.

"See if I care! I don't even like chocolate!" I called out of the window, but inside, I was crying like a two year old who had stomach cramps (That was for my two-year-old brother. When he had stomach cramps, I hadn't slept well in almost a week.)

I sniffed haughtily, with a sad little note in it. Then, I popped on a white shirt and jeans, and went downstairs to my beloved Cheerios.

"At least you like me." I mumbled while I crunched the little honey hoops.

'No talking with your mouth full! Manners! Manners!' Playstation shrieked.

"Be quiet, Playstation." I grumbled.

'No! No! No! No be quiet! Be quiet! No! No! No! Mushrooms! Sushi! Wisdom's daughter walks alone! Seven half bloods shall answer the call! No! No be quiet! Laboratory! Purple mushrooms! Tacos-!'

I threw a sword at it.

'Im-paled… goodbye, mother…' The dratted thing stuttered its last words.

"Thank the Gods. I could hear that thing from my house." Yet another random voice made me jump.

I turned around to find Bianca with a small Easter chocolate chick.

"Ethan wanted me to give you this. I was originally going to have it myself, as well at the as-tall-as-the-corpse-plant Easter basket filled with treats Demeter gave me, and I gave her some space of Venetian farmland, the giant chocolate angel my dad gave me, and I gave him a chocolate throne, the chocolate potted plant Persephone forcefully gave me, and I gave her also a chocolate potted flower, the reasonably big chocolate cake Nico gave me, and I gave him an iPad, the huge chocolate bunny Maracia gave me, though I gave her something bigger, a huge chocolate hen, the as big as Nico's cake Easter basket that Ethan gave me, and I gave him a diamond, and the new room of my house I had extended, walls of white chocolate, milk chocolate couches, a dark chocolate carpet, with a dark chocolate lamp etc, because I was seriously lacking the Easter chocolate, but I was nice, and I gave it to you. So, here." She said casually, with a hint of bragging and in I'm-the-spoilt-rich-princess-here tone.

See, dying seriously changes a person. Especially, if you were once shy and timid, and you died, and you have super-ultra-awesome godly grandparents, and god-of-the-dead dads, and a godly sister, and a godly stepmom, who spoil you like crazy, and you're from a pretty rich Italian mom yourself, you become all confident and princessy and spoilt.

All I have is a few godly relatives, but that's it. They don't even spoil me! How unfair is that?
Anyways, she plopped down the chick, and dissolved out.

Ah, nice mornings.

Then, Silena (of course) arranged for Bianca and me to have a fancy Easter lunch at Pine Piatto's (Really good restaurant. Makes excellent quiche.)

When I arrived (Silena told us to go formal) I was in a white satin shirt and tux trousers, with combed hair, leather boots.

When Bianca arrived, she was in muddy snow boots, a brown and fuchsia pink plaid shirt, with one earring diamond, and the other a skull.

Wow, very formal.

"Ugh, let's get this over with. I wonder why we couldn't go and grab pizza?" Bianca grumbled.

"I know right!" I complained.

"And I was up till my chin with all these 'Underworld family meeting' cards. Macaria's really fed up too, but Nico's glad 'cause he isn't in the Underworld much, so any formal family party is good for him. But Macaria and I are fed up with how frequent these are!"

"Oh, did you know, my friend Cody had a family meeting, at his great-aunt Madison's fifth wedding-"

"Who was that woman, married five times, was she the reincarnated form of Henry VIII?"

"Most likely. I think that it was her ninth wedding that Cody last told me, and then I ran away. Anyways, at his great- aunt Madison's fifth wedding, the groom, Sir Pomdale Pirkenshof Pinarelli of the Purple Porpoise Paradises of Penderville, Peterpicklespepperston -"

"That guy sure liked the letter 'p'."

"Shut up and let me speak. Anyways, I'll call him iLikeP now, iLikeP's little brother, Lord Anamalion Barnabus Catia Dorfuston of Ernedpuss Fishery, in Global Hidestonfrur, he-"

"Hey, his initials are Lord. H!"

"*Sigh*. Okay, he's Alphabet Dude now. Anyways, Alphabet Dude went up to Cody's aunt Madison, and told her that he loved her, and that he was going to abduct her and take her to Croatia with him-"

"Hey, I went to Croatia when I was eight!"

"Blah, blah, blah, I'm not listening! So, then iLikeP is like, 'VOT! You darrrrre abduct my lovelllly brrride? I vill not rrrrest untillll I have yorrrr soul, you vannabe Elvis Prrrrresley!', and then iLikeP got out a sword, and Cody was crying-"

"Drama."

"- And Alphabet Dude gasped, and got out a cool shotgun, and said 'YOUUUUU! YESSSSS! YOUUUUUUUUUUU! You vant to marrrrrrry my rrrrrrosy littlllle Madison Macaroni? You are nots evvven FAITHFUL to herrrr! Vot about yorrrrr little Lady Antoinette Lucille Caropantia? I saw youuuuuu vith herrrr! And do you not know? She vill have your wanted Lady of the Purple Porpoises!'"

"Oh my Gods!"

"-And the crowd gasps and Cody's great-aunt Madison is like 'My little porpoise, is this true?' , and iLikeP starts protesting and then, he was silenced by Alphabet Dude."

"*Gasp*! He was shot!?"

"No! His mom, Dona Isabella la Signora Delle Rose e di Spine e di tutte le Cose Significano, starting chewing him off about cheating on his new bride."

"Hey, do you know that his mom's name means; 'The girl Isabella, Lady of Roses and Thorns and all the things mean'."

"LOL! Hey, instead of this Pine Piatto's shitakaromi, let's go get Domino's.

So we had an awesome Extra Veganza pizza and chatted, after Silena stormed off with displeasure.

Good afternoons.

But this was by far my favourite Easter. And why?

It was a beautiful sunset setting over Elysium, with a hazy and romantic atmosphere in the air. (Plus, I'm letting Silena write this) The residents of Elysium made their way out, gazing out into the horizon, taking in the calm evening breeze. A very pretty young girl named Silena smiled at her fellow dead people, thinking how wonderful it was to have such company. Such, loyal, good companions. She held hands with her sweetheart, a sweetie named Charles Beckendorf, and her eyes embraced everyone who they looked at with happiness and love.

Yeah, anyways.

Instead of letting Silena drone on and on about how awesome her eyes are, let's go see why this was the best Easter.

It started raining, and it was such a light, happy rain, none of us bothered to go inside to get coats and stuff, but Bianca moaned and muttered something about melted chocolate, and headed back to her house.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, Bumble Bee, where do you think that you're going?"

"To my house."

"Why?"

"'Cause I want to."

"This time, you will not ditch me, so, OLAF THE SNOWMAN!"

Nico's Frozen Frenzy hasn't expired.

A twelve year old in a snowman costume waddled up obediently.

"You called?"

"Keep her here."

"You got it."

Bianca looked horrified, as if she was sentenced to the pit of accursed Barbie dolls.

But, we gave her something she couldn't handle.

"I'll tell dad to stop your allowance for a minute."

"NOOOO! PLEASE, HAVE MERCY ON ME, O MERCIFUL SNOWMAN OF FATE!" She wailed.

"STAY OUTSIDE!" Nico the snowman bellowed.

"I will." Bianca sniffed, recovering from her allowance ban.

"My work here is done." Nico waved goodbye, and waddled away, the rain plip-plopping on his white snowman costume.

We stood awkwardly outside for a little while, and then the rain got rapid, and soon, it felt like we were underneath an Underworld waterfall.

"Plop plop plop, let the raindrops drop,

Don't keep thinking the rain won't stop,

Plop plop plop, let the raindrops drop,

EVERYBODY NEEDS RAIN!

The flowers need rain,

And the trees need rain,

Without water we'd soon complain!

If the Earth went dry,

Everything would dieeeeeeeeeee!

EVERYBODY NEEDS RAIN!" Lee sang merrily (I made this up myself)

There was a burst of applause.

"Thank you, thanks, merci, grazie, dankie, eskerrik asko hainbeste, hvala, je bent de beste menigte." Lee gushed.

"Cool, it's like being stuck under a waterfall." Some guy stuck out his hand and tried to feel the rain (it probably wasn't hard.

"I think I *achoo!* h- have allergies *sniff sniff* to the rain!" Somebody was sneezing and coughing and sniffing a lot.

"No, Leland, you don't have allergies, you have the flu." A daughter of Demeter chastised.

"Come on, I'll help you home." She then sighed.

"No need to have showered today." Num- Num ruffed.

"I've seen sunshine,

And I've seen rain,

I've seen sunny days that I thought would never end,

But I always thought I'd see you again." Michael sang.

There was a long, dead silence.

"Well that wasn't very nice." Silena pointed out.

It was at that time that Hai burst into tears.

"哦,我的,我好想你我的生活!" She sobbed (I learnt some Chinese when I was in Ireland, as well as a poem. What Hai said roughly translates to: 'Oh, my dear sweet mother, I miss you with my life!')

"Oh, poor Hai!" Someone exclaimed, glaring at Michael.

"Come on, sweetie." A girl called Penny helped her back.

I could see Bianca was feeling a bit woozy too. We all were.

After a lot of mopping up and reassuring, we were all close to tears, but didn't let them go.

Then we considerably cheered up, and we bundled up and chatted away.

I was stuck with Bianca and Ethan.

"Hel-lo loverboy!" He had popped in and scared my life out of me.

"And you, Bianca." He nodded respectfully her way, and she nodded back.

"How come she gets all the respect?" I complained.

"'Cause I rule." Bianca smirked.

"No, because your father is the Lord of the Underworld, your stepmother is the Goddess of-"

"Flowers?"

"- Springtime, and your step-grandmother is the goddess of the harvest, and your stepsister who you actually get along with is the goddess of blessing death, and your brother is the Ghost King-"

"I completely forgot about that…"

"-which, must make you the Ghost Queen, not to mention you and your siblings are all kinda heirs to the Underworld throne…" Ethan finished.

"Dismal family." I tried to turn it into a compliment.

"Gee, thanks."

"So, yeah. Did you get the chocolate Easter chick I gave you?" Ethan asked me.

"I'm sorry, I couldn't see it. That thing was so small it was microscopic." I rolled my eyes.

"And did you get the Easter basket?" He directed this question at Bianca.

"Mm hmm." She nodded.

"Good." He confirmed.

Then he left, and left Bianca and me alone.

"Awesome rain." I said.

"Hmm…" She answered.

"I feel like I'm taking a natural shower."

"I feel like you've forced me to stay out here in this natural hullabaloo." She grumbled, but then smiled.

"So, I feel like going now." I finally admitted.

"I could see that."

"Can you come with me?"

"Okay."

So we chatted about the titan arum, the weird things in Elysium, Silena's obsession with colours, etc, until we got to my awesome house.

"Bye, Bianca." I mumbled.

"Goodbye." She muttered back.

THAT IS WHEN THE BEST THING HAPPENED:

She leant over, and gave me a small kiss on the cheek, and left.

I AM IN HEVEAN RIGHT NOW.

Well, technically, I'm in Elysium, which kind of is heaven, BUT STILL!

Oh, this was the best Easter EVER.

And there you have it. Please comment!

-Biancarox