Ex-Prince of Konoha, New King of Deviluke
Trouble 12: Who You Gon-AH WHAT THE FUCK!
SPIDER-MAN! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
So..should I talk about how sorry I am about not updating more frequently?
No.
Good cause I'm tired of that! Instead I'm gonna tell you that by the time you read this chapter my eyeballs will have dried out from binge-watching all of Daredevil season 2 yesterday after it came out.
That's not a prediction. I'm writing this two weeks in advance and I know that's a damn fact because I'm just that devoted/lifeless!
Also, while I am excited for Civil War and Suicide Squad and Dr. Strange, and I'll probably go see Dawn of Justice despite how on the fence I am at the moment but I have to say...
Deadpool has stolen my heart, body, and soul. And knowing him probably a black cherry too.
Speaking of movies, I hate horror movies. So here's a letter to every horror or remotely scary movie I've absorbed through osmosis off a decade of cultural references.
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In the hallways of the old, abandoned school building, the floors creaked under the stress of holding the weight of these three intruding girls. Two flashlights illuminated the staggering darkness and tried to make sense of the overwhelming abyss these young ladies were finding themselves in.
The shorter bespectacled girl, Aya, staggered behind a little and hid behind the taller Rin for protection. She muttered, "S-Saki-sama, a-are you sure we need to actually be inside the old school building at night to prove that we are braver than Lala-San? Could we not have done this during the day? When it's bright?"
Rin monotoned to the girl hiding behind her, "Aya-San, please don't hide behind me while you are carrying the flashlight. It greatly decreases the amount of visibility we have in here shining it on my back."
"I-I'm sorry."
"It's alright Aya, no need to be afraid." The Queen of Sainan High, Saki Tenjouin, reassured her dear friend confidently with a puff of her well-endowed chest and a hand to her bosom, "I am here protect you. And as long as we travel together, there is no silly paranormal occurrence of 'ghosts' that could harm us."
The bespectacled girl peeked out from behind the taller attendant, "R-really, Saki-sama?"
"Of course." The rich girl reassured and placed her hands on her hips smugly, "And think of the recognition we'll get once we prove to everyone in the school that this place is merely just a rundown old building." Her eyes sparkled with joy, "Once we debunk the ghost theory, we can prove to everyone that I truly am the queen of this school. And we can put Lala Satanlin Deviluke out of the running for school queen as well."
Rin gave a small nod and spoke stoically, "Yes. Since the incident at the rally and the...phenomenon that occurred." There was really no other way to put it, "There's been a strong divide on who is siding with who. Much of the student body appreciates Lala Deviluke for her strange part in making that phenomenon happen. But the other half adores Saki-sama do to the fact you were..."
"Covered in cream." Aya finished, her face flushing at the memory.
Saki lowered her head in shameful regret as the memory and vivid sensation came rushing in. She usually enjoyed people paying attention to her, but that day was always going to be an exception. When she was naked. Her most intimate parts being blocked out by whipped cream. And the way it...lingered-
She shook her head furiously with a crimson blush on her face, "I-it doesn't matter!" She composed herself and proclaimed with a hand on her chest, "Here and now we will be debunking any theories about the supernatural! And after that, people will have to look my way! Ohohohohoho!" She felt a firm hand pat her shoulder and she held it in support, "Thank you, Rin! I know you have my back!"
"S-Saki-sama?"
The ringlet-haired girl looked back and saw Rin and Aya standing a few steps away with terrified expressions and petrified forms. Also...they were standing far too away for either of them to be patting her shoulder.
The rich girl gulped, slowly looked over her other shoulder, and promptly started to sweat at the sight of the walking monstrosity that appeared behind her. She started to shake with fear as its ghastly voice echoed in her ear-
"Get out."
"IYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
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"Ghosts?"
"Ghosts!" Risa and Mio responded together before the sandy-haired girl looked at Rito with annoyance, "Don't make me repeat myself, Yuuki! I said that there's a rumor going around that the old building is haunted! Ghosts and ghouls and specters and everything!"
Rito asked, "Well where did this rumor come from?"
"Well it was originally just some kids from another class walking by the building and saying that they saw something moving in the window." Mio said with excitement, "But then Saki-senpai and her friends went in to investigate, and then they came running out screaming about seeing ghosts! So there has to be something there!"
"Oh no." Haruna said with concern, "Are they okay?"
"Oh yeah they're fine or whatever." Risa lazily answered before smirking, "More importantly, doesn't that sound like fun! We should go check out this school building ourselves!"
Rito and Haruna looked at her in silence before looking at each other and back at Risa, "Why?"
"Because it's an adventure!" Mio responded as the two girls started doing poses to strengthen their cause, "Heart-pounding action!"
"Terrifying suspense!"
"The certainty that one of us probably won't make it out alive!"
"The powerful sense of mortality making us realize every second counts!"
"The flood of hormones making our hot, nubile bodies ready to go all day and night if we have to!"
Rito deadpanned, "That sounds like one of those horror movies where the teens go off to die."
"Maybe! But that's what makes it all the more exciting!" Risa exclaimed before a cheeky grin came over her face, "Looks like we reeled someone in~."
"Ghosts! That sounds like fun!" Lala said, jumping up and down with joy as Rito and Haruna sighed at the bubbly girl's reaction. The pink-haired alien smiled brightly with sparkles in her eyes, "I wanna go see the ghosts! I wanna go see the ghosts!"
"That's the spirit, Lalacchi!" Mio cheered as well as Risa gave the princess a big thumbs-up.
Rito asked tiredly from his seat, "Do you really think you'll find any ghosts if you go to the old school building?"
"Well we just found out the other week that aliens exist and that they're pretty close by." Risa rationalized with a grin, "That means there's gotta be a lot of other crazy stuff that's possible in this world. Look at the stuff that happens in Tokyo!"
"That's...a fair point."
Lala turned to her fiance with a joyful smile and shook his shoulder, "Naruto! Naruto! Let's go exploring for ghosts!"
"..."
"Naruto?" The bubbly princess tilted her head in confusion when she noticed Naruto's skin lose color and his face going clammy while his hands shivered. She tilted her head innocently, "Are you-"
"Fine!" He interrupted with a jump as his face sweated and his eyes darted around without looking at anyone, "I'mfinewhywouldyouthinkI'mnotfinebecauseI'mtotallyfinetotallyA-okayfitasafiddlehahaHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahalaughterisgoodforyougoodforbodygoodforsoulokaynowlet'stotallymovepasttheghosttopicwe'repastitWE'REPASTIT!"
Lala somehow understood Naruto motor mouth and hung her head sadly, "Awwwww."
Haruna was surprised by Naruto outburst and his panicked heaving as she looked towards Rito, "Is Uzumaki-kun alright? He seems bothered."
The brunette just palmed his face and shook his head tiredly, "I knew this was gonna happen."
"Oh, c'mon Uzumaki, let's go to the old building!" Risa pleaded while slamming her hands on his desk as the blond shied away from her gaze, "I thought you'd jump at the chance for an adventure like this!" She didn't get a response before she pestered him, "C'mon, it'll be fun! We'll take pictures! Have a few laughs! And it's almost Hallowe-"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Naruto jumped out of his seat and clamped his hands around Risa's mouth before she could finish the dreaded 'H' word, "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! DON'T SAY THAT WORD!"
The sandy blond stared at him in surprise before she pulled his hands off, "What's wrong with you?"
"You can't say it's almost that candy eating holiday because it's not anymore." Naruto whispered sadly as he hung his head, "This was gonna be a special released for that holiday but the boss got all forgetful and complacent and focused more on the other stories and we got pushed back! Then it was gonna be a Thanksgiving treat. Then a Christmas present. Then a gift for New Years. We didn't even make it in time for our third-year anniversary and the people are pissed! Now we're meandering out in March and the boss is filled with self-loathing!"
Risa blinked before scoffing and placing her hands on her hips, "That sounds like it's someone's fault for being lazy."
"Sounds like life was a bitch and if the boss wanted to get chapters out at all it would have been easier focusing on stories that flowed in the boss' mind better!"
"Can't even update the side project. Does the boss just ignore the cries of people that demand the demon story too?"
"H-hey it was updated last week!"
"And probably never again by the track record. Whatever. Y'know some authors around here actually keep up with their updates. Good or bad they still do it. For shame." Risa waved it off before she smirked, "How about this~. You agree to come with us into the old school building, or I keep bringing up a certain 'writer's' inability to meet reader demand. How about that?"
...
Needless to say, Naruto joined them in traversing the haunted old school building.
"WHAT?! NO I DIDN'T! I NEVER AGREED TO THAT! AND I'M TRYING TO SAVE FACE FOR YOU-"
He did. And the subject was dropped forever. Don't bring it up again. Seriously. Don't.
"Yay! Into the ghost place we go!"
"Fucking god dammit!"
"So-like-when did we decide there wasn't gonna be a wall there anymore? Because this was sorta abrupt. I mean I know Deadpool was funny and everything but damn."
"Oh, boss gave up long before Deadpool."
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After school had let out and the students had been freed to do whatever they wanted, they made their way to the old school building to search for the paranormal. The group consisted of Risa, Mio, Naruto, Lala, Rito, and Haruna as they walked through the creepy hallway and the creaky floorboards beneath it. They illuminated the darkness around them with flashlights or their phone lights as they carefully made their way through.
Risa and Mio led the group with nervous smiles on their faces. The shorter, bespectacled girl gulped, one hand tightly gripping Risa's uniform as she looked around, "So-um-did Saki-senpai and her friends specify what they saw and ran from exactly? Y-Y'know so we have a better idea of what to look for?"
"Geez, I think that might have slipped my mind." Risa said with a nervous laugh as she looked around for anything to settle her nerves, "But I gotta admit, this wasn't what I thought it was gonna be like walking through here. I was expecting more like a corny haunted house but this is a lot more like-"
"Corpse Party?"
"Corpse Party-yep. That's what this remind me of." The taller girl agreed before a shaky sigh escaped her lips, "Oh. So this is what total regret feels like."
Rito trudged forward with a little anxiety in his step before he felt a presence settle in closer to his back. He looked back and saw Haruna following up closer to him than he ever expected her to. He blushed at the closeness of his crush before stuttering out, "A-are you okay, Sairenji?"
She looked up from the spot on his back she had firmly focused on and blushed, "O-oh, um, I'm sorry Yuuki-kun. I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable." She didn't! In fact if she wanted to cling tight into his back he was totally ok with that, "It's just...I'm not really used to scary situations like this. I don't like to watch scary movies alone and I never go into haunted houses either."
"Oh." Rito answered lamely before he wanted to slap himself for that answer. Haruna-chan needed support in this scary situation, and he certainly wasn't helping at the moment. He took a breath and reassured the blue-haired beauty, "Well I'm not really good with scary stuff either. But if you want I won't leave your side while we're here. I feel calmer sticking by someone's side while we're walking around."
Haruna's blush increased slightly before she ducked her head out of his sight, she kept close to his back and whispered loud enough that he could hear, "Thank you, Yuuki-kun."
"Y-you're welcome, Sairenji."
It might have taken them walking into a possibly haunted and possessed, definitely condemned old school building, but he was finally taking a few steps with Haruna-chan! Praise the ghosts!
"Woooooooooooooooow~! This place is super old and creepy! I've never been anywhere like here before!" Lala drawled out before jumping and throwing her arms up in the air, "It's so cool! We should come to places like this more often!"
"I don't think that is wise, Lala-sama." Peke noted with disapproval from the hair-clip in Lala's bright pink hair, "I believe this place is the result of many years of neglect, erosion, and hasn't received any proper maintenance in what I may guess to be decades. It would be unwise to visit this facility on multiple occasions. In fact I would say it was a lousy idea to come here in the first place."
"Oh lighten up Peke! This is fun!" She hopped over to Naruto's side and asked with a smile, "Right Naruto?"
"HUH?!" He yelled in fright at Lala sudden closeness before he started gasping for air. He patted his heart to make sure it was still beating before huffing out, "I-I'm sorry? What was that Lala?"
She tilted her head curiously, "What's wrong Naruto?"
"Yeah seriously." Risa turned around and looked over the blond strangely, "What's with you? First you talked like you guzzled a bottle of nitrous, and you've been pale and sweaty this whole time, and now you jump and scream when Lalachi talks to you. If I didn't know any better I'd think you were scared-"
"Okay! Okay!" Naruto yelled and shut everybody up before he let out a long, heavy sigh. He looked aside with a serious glare, "The truth is...I can sense something is awry here." A cool, calm composure came over the boy as he looked around the dilapidated hallway, "I think it's because of my Konoian nature but I'm more attuned to the things around me. But I feel...like something is among us."
"No you don't." Rito finally spoke up in opposition to Naruto's words, "You're totally scared about being here. You've been terrified of horror movies, ghosts, and monsters since you were ten-years old and you spent an entire weekend watching scary movies. I remember that. You made me put a nightlight on when we slept over. And I think when Auntie Kushina found you, you had peed-"
"RITOOOOOOO! SHUT UUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPP!" The blond dashed over and shut his best friend up before he could reveal any more embarrassing secrets, "THAT'S A LIE! THAT'S ALL A LIE! I AM NOT SCARED!"
*CRASH*
"Eep!"
"AHHHH!" Naruto jumped into Rito's arms Scooby-Doo style as the rest of them turned towards the cloud of dust that had been kicked up from the sudden crash arrival.
The dust spread out to reveal a familiar black-haired girl lying on the floor with dust in her hair and tears coming in her eyes. She sat up and started coughing roughly and wiping her eyes, "Why-Agh-why is this place so dusty? We shouldn't have a building this badly in shape open for just anyone to walk in!"
"Yui!"
"Kotegawa-San?"
"Yui-chan?" Naruto said before he and Rito realized he was still being carried in his arms. The two friends separated and coughed before the whiskered boy moved, "What are you doing here Yui-chan?"
The Moral Committee member dusted off her skirt, "I was walking by your classroom when I heard all of your talk about coming to the old building in search of the 'paranormal' and I thought about calling you out." A frown and pout came over the beautiful girl's face as she looked between all of them, "Then I heard some shameless muttering about a flood of hormones and 'hot, nubile bodies'?" There were a few pointed glared shifted towards Mio and Risa as they whistled nonchalantly, "I felt like I had to come here personally to make sure."
"Do you wanna be a part of it too, Kotegawa-San?! I never knew you were so kinky!" Risa asked hopefully before pointing between all of them, "So did you wanna pair off with one of the boys? Or with one of us? Because all fairness I'm pretty sure we know what to do way better than either of these two dumbos."
"Hey!"
"W-w-what are you implying?!" Yui squeaked out with a furious blush as she shook in anger and abhorrence, "I-I-I'm not suggesting or asking to do anything with any of you! Y-you lecherous, shameless, depraved-u-um-scoundrel!"
"Geez, calm down. I was only teasing." Risa defused the girl's rant before lowering her arms in defeat, "This feels like a bust anyway. The only good thing to come out of this trip was that we found out Uzumaki was a scaredy-cat."
"I am not a scaredy-cat!" He denied furiously.
"We all saw you jump up like a certain frightened cartoon dog. And it's okay. Seeing Kotegawa-San pop out like that was startling."
"I-I'm not-I wasn't-" The blond boy huffed and took a deep breath before glaring at all of them, "Look! I will admit I was a little spooked by Yui-chan falling over like that-shut up!" He stopped Risa's rebuke before it even left her tongue, "And I'll admit that I am a little unnerved being around here! But I! Am not! A scaredy-cat!"
*CRASH*
Another door toppled over and while the others flinched or gasped in shock, Naruto stifled the terrified little boy inside him that begged to run before he leapt forward and grabbed whatever it was that had broken the doors. His arms latched around and grabbed whatever it was as he yelled in a mix of fear and triumph, "H-HA! S-SEE! EVERYONE SEE! I'M NOT AFRAID! NOT AFRAID!"
"..."
It was silent for a moment before Naruto dared to open one of his eyes and look down at what he had captured. He was met with the top of a shorter blonde girl whose face was being pressed into his sternum. After a moment of silence the girl slowly tilted her head up and blankly stared up with red eyes at the boy handling her.
His nerves settled, "Oh, it's you. What are you-"
*THWACK*
A giant fist made of hair came slamming down on Naruto and repeatedly beat him into the ground as the young blonde girl walked around him. She dusted off her shoulders and muttered in a level tone, "Don't touch me again, Naruto Uzumaki."
"Yami-chan!" Lala called in excitement as she rushed over to the assassin's side as she continued to beat Naruto into the ground with her hair construct. Lala didn't even take notice as she focused on the cute girl, " What are you doing here?"
"Hello Princess." Yami greeted her calmly as she looked over at the people accompanying her, "I see that you have brought along a group of your companions to search this place. I'm not sure how safe that will be considering this building-"
"OH! MY! GOD!" Risa and Mio came in like a rocket directly in front of the girl as they examined her closely, "WHAT IS THIS ADORABLE LITTLE WALKING DOLL AND HOW CAN I GET ONE FOR MYSELF?!"
Several flashes of light followed as Mio squealed, "I have pictures! AHHHHHHH! SHE'S JUST AS PERFECT IN PICTURES TOO!"
"This is beauty and cuteness personified! Who! Who are you cutie?!"
Yami remained indifferent to the two energetic females as her hair slammed down on the blond once more before returning to normal. She answered, "My name is Golden Darkness. I, just like the Princess, am an extra-terrestrial that has come to Earth. I am currently staying in the home of Kushina Uzumaki along with Naruto Uzumaki and Princess Lala. And I have come here because of the recent surge in rumors about paranormal activity, and the sightings of shadows and moving entities in the night."
"She's our roommate!" Lala simplified, "We call her Yami-chan!"
"Awww, that's the cutest name ever!" Risa cooed, "I'll call you Yami-Yami! Do you like that name?"
"I'd really prefer if you didn't-"
"So Yami-Yami, what do you think we should do?" Mio asked, not taking any effort to respect the girl's wishes and sticking with the nickname.
Yami took notice and seemed displeased for only a second before composing herself again, "I would like to keep searching the compound for any clues or evidence of these ghosts."
"Yeah!" Lala clapped, "Let's keep searching!"
Risa scratched her cheek, "I was actually getting a little worried about walking through this place as it was, but if you two are so sure then I really can't say no."
Mio nodded, "I'm up for it! Let's go!"
"Yeah!" Lala cheered before looking back at the others, "Are you guys ready for fun!"
Rito, Yui, and Haruna hadn't heard a single word they said as they were far more focused on the horrible beating Naruto had suffered at Yami's 'hands' while they talked. They all looked at the downed blond in horror before Yui asked, "B-but what about Uzumaki-kun?!"
Yami: "He's fine."
Haruna shook, "B-but that was a long beating he got."
Yami: "He's fine."
Rito pointed out, "But he's making weird noises and watery sounds!"
Naruto: "*Gurgle*Glagh*Ahhhhhhh-"
Yami: "He's fine."
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"So not only are you an alien like Lalachi and Uzumaki, but you're also the greatest assassin in the galaxy? And you came here because you were hired to kill Uzumaki on the behalf of one of Lalachi's potential suitors for the position of Ruler of the Galaxy?"
"That is correct."
"But you were tricked by the suitor that hired you because he lied and said that Uzumaki was a tyrant. But then you worked together, beat that lying jerk, and saved the day. But in the process your spaceship was destroyed, you were stranded here on Earth, and now you're rooming in Uzumaki's house with them?"
"That is correct."
"Wow. And I thought all the weird stuff only happens at school."
"How could such a cute girl like that be an assassin?" Haruna stated curiously before looking at Rito, "How long has she been here?"
"A few weeks now." The boy answered with a scratch of his head, "She's pretty quiet and likes to keep to herself. And the most you can get out of her is a silent greeting before she just walks off. I've seen her sitting around the school and library sometimes reading."
"That's all she does." Naruto said as he rubbed the ache out of his neck, "Since we're gone most of the day she just spends her time reading books and getting better accustomed to our culture. She reads more books than we have in the house. I have no idea where she gets them all."
"I feel like I need to be concerned with that fact that you are living with not just one but two girls in an unsupervised home." Yui pointed out as she crossed her arms under her bountiful chest. She sent an accusatory glare up at the boy beside her, "But now I think I should be more concerned with your brain, because you obviously aren't in your right mind if you're inviting your assassin to come and live with you!"
"Hey, cut me some slack Yui-chan! It's more difficult and complicated than they made it sound!"
"It sounds like Lala-San asked, and you folded!"
"...Shut up!"
Yui wanted to argue with him some more and point out the stupidity in his decision before she noticed the front group had abruptly stopped. They halted as well and she spoke up, "W-what is it?"
"There's something here." Yami stated as she looked around with focus, "I sense the presence of several creatures at the moment."
"Really?"
"Yes. Over this entire floor." She announced before looking up at Lala, "We should separate and spread out to find them quicker."
"Well if you think so Yami-chan-"
"NO! No no no no way!" They looked back at the whiskered boy as he waved his arms around frantically with his eyes becoming white plates, "You want us to split up?! Here?! Have you ever seen a horror story?! That's Horror 101! The group of gullible teens that for some stupid reason go to the haunted house/cabin in the woods/scary mansion always die when they split up! First it's the stupid couple that thinks it's a good idea to have sex wherever they are before they get gutted! Then the comedian or black guy! And down the line until it's just the innocent, lonely girl forever scarred by the bloody massacre she had witness until she is merely a husk of her former self! And that's totally gonna be Haruna-chan!"
"EHHHHHH?!" Haruna shrieked in fear before hiding further into Rito's back as tears shot out of her eyes like cannons, "I don't wanna become an empty shell after watching all of you get disemboweled and torn to shreds!"
"Sairenji-San!"
"Naruto!" Rito accused, "Can you not go freaking everyone out with your stupid horror storytelling tropes!"
"It's true! It's all true! We split up and we die! Huddle together into one mass! Never separate! Become one!" He desperately yelled out before pointing over at Yami with an accusatory tone, "Don't try to send us to our demise, Little Angel of Death!"
Yami furrowed her eyes in annoyance, "Very well, Naruto Uzumaki. Since you are apparently too afraid of us all separating, we won't look over the floor. But we still need to find the location of that strange presence." The little blonde alien looked around the hallway and furrowed her brow, "There are enough doors along this path. If we won't separate, then we should at least each take a door and look inside."
"That..." The others looked towards the fox and awaited his input on the idea. They waited for some kind of argument or reference to horror films before the blond gave up and sighed, "Okay, fine. That's a good idea."
"Great! We agree on something!" Risa clapped before looking around at her friends, "Well, you heard the cutie guys! Each take a door and check out what's on the other side!"
Everyone seemed apprehensive about the idea as they slowly made their way to a door. Haruna seemed especially frightened to step away from the others as Naruto gave an audible gulp. Yui shuddered a little before shaking her head and frowning, "W-why am I so worried? Why are we doing any of this in the first place?" She frowned with displeasure, "Ghosts don't exist! And this isn't one of those horror movies either! This is real life!"
"Pfft." Naruto scoffed, "You are so gonna be the first one taken out."
Yui grumbled in annoyance before huffing and marching over to a far off door. She grabbed it, "Having to suddenly believe in aliens and spaceships is one thing! That I maybe able to live with! But this is just silly! This is ridiculous!" She pulled the door open, "I will not believe in the paranormal-"
"ZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL, MOTHERFUCKER-"
*SLAM*
Yui immediately slammed the door shut and kept it shut. She turned around, her eyes and skin going white as she shuddered in place. She slid down the down and stuttered, "M-M-M-M-Monster. V-v-v-very ugly, v-v-v-very scaly monster."
Naruto took a deep breath and opened his door next-
"Hello there. I wanna play a little game-"
*SLAM*
Naruto had become stark white and mumbled quietly, "I don't wanna watch torture porn. I don't."
Haruna seemed frozen in spot and couldn't find the strength in her legs to approach the door. Rito felt sorry for the girl and came up to her side, "It's okay Sairenji, we'll open this together." He reached over and opened it-
"Come play with us. Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever-"
*SLAM*
Rito had to quickly reach back and catch Haruna before she fell over. She apparently passed out from fright while standing and Rito had to take some time to wake her up, tapping her cheek and calling her name.
Risa and Mio nodded before opening their door-
"I'LL SWALLOW YA SOUL I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL-"
*SLAM*
Mio's lip quivered, "D-did that lady-"
"Yep."
"With her face-"
"Yep."
"And her neck got all-"
"Uh-huh."
Finally, Lala happily hopped over to a door with Yami slowly following behind. They opened it up-
"Lalalalalaaaaaaaalaaaaaaaaa~, lalalalalaaaaaaaalaaaaaaaaa~"
"Yes, I'm Lala!" The pink-haired princess happily waved to the deathly pale children, "Hi there! Nice to meet you!"
Yami merely raised her hand as it extended and morphed into a sharp blade.
The pale, eyeless children squeaked in horror before they sprinted away and out of sight. Yami lowered her hand as Lala bemoaned sadly, "Aww, we didn't even get to say hi." She shrugged and closed the door, "Hey, did you guys see any-"
"NO!"
They answered that really fast, and they all seemed pale and shaky too. Wonder what happened?
Risa and Mio shuddered over to Lala and Yami's side for security while the others made their way over. Naruto shook his head and announced, "Okay! We looked! There were things! Can we just go now?!"
"Of course we can't go yet." Yami answered with a flat tone and stare, "There are living beings here. We must investigate further and discover why they are here."
"No we don't! If it's aliens, we have Shikamaru and CHRONOS get over here and take care of it! But if it's monsters and ghosts and ghouls and shit, I say with get out before-"
*Crack*Crack*Crack*
A web-like crack started spreading over the floor under Naruto, Rito, Haruna, and Yui.
...
"Oh god-"
*CRASH*
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Naruto! Haruna! Rito! Yui!"
Lala and the others looked down the gaping hole in the floor their friends had fallen through. Mio looked down, "I-I can't see them! Are they okay?!"
"Haruna! Yuuki! Uzumaki! Say something!"
"Get out."
The girls turned around and tried to find the source of the disembodied voice that echoed through the hallway. They turned back towards the pitch black shadow as they saw something move in the darkness...
"Get out!"
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There were a few moans and groans of pain after the group of teenagers fell through the floor. The smoke and dust had started to settle while the blurry fog slowly faded from Naruto's eyes. He moaned sorely and rubbed his head to get the dust out of it. Something was in his eyes or blocking his vision but he spotted something standing away from them.
No...it was someone.
It was a girl. He...he couldn't really see her very well in all the darkness but he noticed a few things. She was young, and really pretty. She had long hair and was wearing a yukata for some reason. She looked kinda white and was standing inside the doorway of one of the abandoned classrooms. Naruto blinked and lifted his head up to look at the girl as she seemed to shy away from his sight. He moved the strange obstructions out of his sight-
"Mmmmm."
Naruto froze at the pleasurable moan he heard as his eyes adjusted to the darkness and he saw the confused brown eyes of Yui looking down at him. And his hands, holding and pushing her large breasts aside to move them out of his sight. They both froze in shock as Yui's face slowly started to heat up.
Naruto's face flushed as well and he sputtered, "Um...I can explain."
"P-PERVERT!"
*SMACK*
Naruto toppled off of Yui and held his check after the slap as the black-haired girl clamored up to her feet and covered her breasts defensively. She blushed again and accused the moaning blond, "W-what are you trying to do after we just fell, y-you shameless deviant!" Naruto groaned and rubbed his face as Yui patted her skirt, "S-Sairenji-San! Are you alright? Sairenji-S-SAIRENJI-SAN!"
Yui was horrified at the sight of Haruna kneeling on the ground and rubbing her neck while Rito's head was beneath her skirt. The blue-haired girl realized who was under her and she gasped before hopping up to her feet. Rito had dazed, wide eyes and a red face from the sight he had just witnessed. Yui stood in front of Haruna protectively and glared down both boys, "I knew it! Thick as thieves you two are! Shameless perverts through and through!"
"Kotegawa-San, it wasn't-"
"Calm down, Yui-chan." Naruto reassured the disciplinary as he helped Rito back to his feet as the brunette muttered something about pink expanses, "We didn't do anything on purpose. We fell through the hole and landed in bad positions. Rito wasn't trying to peek up Haruna-chan's skirt, okay?"
"What about you?" Yui growled while covering her boobs and blushing, "You parted my breasts and squeezed them!"
"...I swear that wasn't on purpose." Naruto defended, getting a skeptical look from Yui and strange looks from Rito and Haruna as well, "Look something was in front of me and I didn't know they were boobs and-okay! I was trying to see the scared girl that was standing in the door over there!"
"What girl?"
"The one right-" Naruto pointed but found no sign of the yukata-wearing girl he had spotted earlier. His head darted back-and-forth and he looked around but to no avail. She was gone, "How-"
"Get out."
The group of four recoiled and froze in spot at the strange and hefty voice that rung in their ears. Naruto panicked, his ears and tails popping out as his heart threatened to do the same from all the fear. His teeth started to chatter and Haruna and Yui stepped back to embrace each other as Rito gulped, "Did-um-did you guys hear that voice too?"
"Y-yes."
"Yes we did!"
"No Mama, I don't wanna watch anymore movies." Naruto's whole body shivered in barely contained dismay, "I'll be good please turn on the lights."
"Sairenji! Kotegawa! Stay calm!" Rito grabbed Naruto, "NARUTO! *SMACK* PULL! *SMACK* YOURSELF! *SMACK* TOGETHER!"
"OOOOWWW! OKAY! I'M HERE!" The whiskered fox held his throbbing cheeks before he stood up straight as his ears flicked and twitched on his head. The others looked up and watched his ears move before he suddenly spun around to face the darkness. He steeled himself and narrowed his eyes, "Something's coming."
"What?" Rito asked as he instinctively stood in front of Haruna as the blue-haired girl stood in shock.
"I can hear something approaching. Footsteps. A lot of them." Naruto took a deep breath and raised an arm up in front of Yui, instinctively guarding the girl from whatever approached. He muttered, "Stay behind me."
"What do we do?"
"We'll...we'll hold them off." Naruto said, surprising the others as the scared blond nodded and firmed his resolve, "Whatever stupid ghost or alien or whatever it is coming our way, we'll push them back and get to the others."
They could now clearly hear the footsteps approaching them and see figures coming from the darkness.
"Whatever comes out, let's be strong."
And then...they came into the light.
Freddy Krueger.
Jason Voorhees.
Saw.
Leatherface.
Pinhead.
Scream.
Myers.
Terminator.
Predator.
Xenomorph.
Kappa.
Sadako.
Dracula.
Frankenstein.
Frankenstein's Bride.
Mummy.
Wolfman.
Nosferatu.
Medusa.
Every horror monster and movie creature slowly emerged from the darkness and approached the group of four teens. In unison, their creepy voices, gargles, and monotones all synced together to speak...
"Get out!"
...
Okay. Fuck this.
"RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!"
The teenagers sprinted down the other hallway, screaming at the top of their lungs as the horror gallery chased after them like wild animals.
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"Get out! Get out! Get out! Get out!"
Risa and Mio huddled together and looked around wildly for the source of the strange voices. The two promiscuous girls shook in fear as the bespectacled girl inquired, "D-do you think Haruna and the others are okay? Like were they sacrificed or something?!"
"Oh man!" Risa cried out, "Are we next?! What do we-"
*CRASH*
A desk came flying out over their heads and the two screamed in fear as the deep voice roared out again, "Get out!"
"Okay! Okay! We're sorry to disturb you or whatever!" The sandy-haired girl looked up at the two aliens for support and begged, "Lalachi! Yami-Yami! We gotta find the others and get out of here! Right?"
Yami just silently looked around as Lala tilted her head in confusion. The two humans were about to call out to them again before they noticed figures start to step out from the darkness towards them. One was a skeleton, limping towards them like a puppet on strings. The other was a man with one half of his body stripped of skin down to the muscle, walking disjointedly forward to the group of intruders.
Risa and Mio let out a silent scream as the creatures muttered, "Get out! Get out! Get out! Get-"
*Pop*
Lala had walked up to the animated bodies and simply pulled the skeleton's head off its joint with ease. She held the skull up to her face and tossed it around a little in curiosity, "Huh? How do you move? And where is that funny voice coming from?"
Risa and Mio stared up at Lala in complete shock at her brazen, bold move as their jaws went slack, "Wh-huh?"
"Princess, please stand aside."
*Schwip*Schwip*Schwip*Schwip*Schwip*
Yami came in like a blur and sliced up the bodies with her blade hand. It was completely silent between all of them before the bodies fell apart at the joints and dropped to the floor. After a moment, Risa and Mio felt the fear slowly subside as they clearly saw that the strange bodies weren't bodies at all...
They were mannequins.
Lala moaned sadly, "Aw, Yami-chan, you didn't have to kill them."
"They weren't alive to begin with." Yami's hand reverted back into its normal form as she pointed down, "And even then, they aren't dead."
The girls looked down and saw multiple small, furry creatures peak out from the hollow joints of the mannequins. The little unknowns looked up at the frightening blonde girl and let out a squeak before they hopped away as fast as they could.
Risa and Mio walked over to the two girls' side. The taller, sandy blonde gaped in complete shock before she muttered, "Those things...weren't ghosts?"
"No. They were some kind of miniature creatures that filled the insides of these mannequins to simulate the ability of movement." Yami's hair solidified into a metal spear and pierced back behind them, startling the other girls and breaking through a section of the floor to kick up dust. There was a violent fit of coughing coming out from the center of the dust cloud and a clattering as a fire extinguisher was dropped on the floor.
The dust parted to reveal an invisible figure made partially visible by the accumulation of dust over its body. The no longer invisible man looked over himself in shock before Yami's cold voice threatened, "If you're trying to get the drop in us, don't make your intention to attack us so clear."
"EEEEEP!"
The invisible man screamed before he ran off in fear.
"It was aliens. All along."
Yami's body returned to normal before she was blindsided by Mio and Risa popping in from both sides to hug her. The two girls squeezed her tightly and rubbed their cheeks against the assassin's with joy, "Oh Yami-Yami, you're so damn cool!"
"That was awesome what you did!" Mio detached from the little blonde and embraced Lala next while making sure one hand could grope one of her sizable breasts, "You too Lalachi, you were so brave and cool! You're my hero!"
"Hehehe, thanks Mio, but stop it! It tickles!" Lala said through her giggles, "W-we-tehehehe-we still need to find Naruto and the others!"
"Oh, right." Risa separated from embracing/feeling up the little blonde assassin who was glad that the hug had ceased. She pumped her fist and strolled forward, "C'mon gang, with our two sexy heroines with us, no army of aliens can stand in our wa-WOOOOAHHHHHHHH!"
Risa was immediately lifted off the ground when a slimy tentacle wrapped around her leg and lifted her up in the air. The girl thrashed around while keeping her skirt close enough that she wasn't flashing her panties, "OH-REALLY! TENTACLE MONSTER! SERIOUSLY!"
"Risa!"
"Stand back." Yami stepped forward and prepared to shift her arm into a flurry of blades to dissect the tentacle-
But was stopped when she felt a similar grimy appendage crawl up her lower body and encircle her completely. The gasps of surprise around her indicated that Lala and Mio had been apprehended as well without a chance to defend themselves. Yami frowned and prepared to fillet this-
One slimy tentacle reached out and slowly dragged along her cheek and neck. She felt the horrible chilling sensation of the slime running along her skin a-and-
O-oh no.
"Uwahhhhhh~." Yami's eyes spiraled out and her whole body went rigid as the traumatic experiences of all those horrible, slimy appendages running over her triggered her and she nearly passed out from discomfort.
"Yami-Yami!" Mio called out in worry for the little blond girl before looking to the other side, "Lalachi, we have to-"
"Iyaaaaaaa~!" Lala moaned out in discomfort as a tentacle wrapped around her tail and started running along its length. The Devilukean's body twitched and jerked as she lost all semblance of control and strength with her tail being probed. She barely whimpered out, "D-don't touch my tail~!"
The squid-like creature that had bind them slumped its way out into the light, frightening Mio and Risa as they were they only ones coherent enough to register its appearance. The creature looked up to them and sent fear down their backs before speaking, "Get out! Get out! GET OUT AND NEVER COME BACK!"
"WE'D LOVE TO COMPLY BUT YOU'RE SORTA KEEPING US HERE!"
"RUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNN!"
The two humans looked up from their predicament and spotted Naruto, Yui, Rito, and Haruna sprinting towards them from the other end of the hallway. They were happy and hopeful that the other four teens were coming to save them...until they noticed the fucking avalanche of monsters and killers following directly behind them.
"NO NO NO! THE OTHER WAY! TAKE THOSE THINGS THE OTHER WAY!"
"SHUT UP MOMIOKA!"
"RISA! MIO! THIS IS ALL YOUR FUCKING FAULT!"
"WE'RE SORRY!"
"WE REALLY DIDN'T THINK THINGS WOULD TURN LIKE THAT!"
"YEAH WELL THEY DID, AND THEY DID A FEW LOOPS ON THE WAY TOO!"
"AH!"
Haruna yelped as her foot caught in a crack in the floorboard and she toppled over. They stopped and looked back to their friend, "Sairenji-San!"
"Haruna-chan!"
"Sairenji!" Haruna looked up to see Rito sprinting back to help her as shadows slowly crept over her body. She looked up to see all the monsters and serial killers and horrors approaching her so quickly.
"Get out! Get out! GET OUT! GET-"
"Sairenji-"
"IYYYYYAAAAAAAAA!" Haruna reached out to grab Rito's hand...before she spun, lifting Rito off his feet and swinging him fast enough that he went flying into Freddy Krueger. The brunette slammed into the burn victim and they went barreling through a number of the monsters behind them.
The monsters were stunned by the surprise action and looked up in time to see Haruna picking up a spare 2x4. The tennis player made a wide arc with the wooden plank and slammed it against the heads of several of the monster horde.
Several of the most despicable creatures and monsters in human culture trembled and ran back as fast as they could as Haruna screamed and continued to wave the wood around like a racket, any wandering person meeting with the business end of it if they didn't move fast enough.
Naruto and Yui stood by and watched in shock as the usually sweet, docile girl had finally reached the horror breaking point and went off the deep end. Yui gaped in disbelief as Naruto caught his breath and scratched his head, "I-um...huh. I...guess that works?"
"N-Naruto-"
"UZUMAKI!" He and Yui looked up to see the others still tangled in the slimy tentacles of the squid creature, "HURRY UP AND GET US DOWN FROM HERE! I MAY HAVE WEIRD FANTASIES AND STUFF BUT EVEN I HAVE A LIMIT!"
Naruto's frown grew deeper in anger as his ears perked up and his tails waved behind him. He growled and stepped forward, "I've had it with these old fucking stock monsters in this stupid fucking haunted house!" Naruto gathered his energy around his hands and yelled, "LET! THEM! GO!"
A burst of energy slammed into the center of the squid and it yelled in pain as it released Lala, Yami, Risa, and Mio. The giant tentacle creature laid on its back, moaning in pain, as Natuto lowered his arms and took a chance to catch his breath before he immediately felt something tackle into his side, "Naruto! I'm so glad you're safe!"
"Lala!" Naruto separated from the girl and looked her over cautiously before asking, "Are you okay?! Did you get hurt?!"
"No, I'm fine." Lala reassured him with a smile, "I kinda felt weird when that thing grabbed and pulled on my tail, but I'm all good besides that."
Naruto let out a long breath of relief before he looked over at the other member of their living arrangement to see Yami struggle up to her feet. The usually cool and composed assassin seemed clammy and pale before she whimpered out, "T-thank you, Naruto Uzumaki. I-uh-owe you a great deal for your assistance."
"Um-okay." He answered, a little confused by her change in attitude before he looked around again. Risa and Mio were crying in joy at their safe release while Rito moaned in pain and Haruna continued swinging the wood plank around. He started grinding his teeth and ruffling his own hair before yelling, "That's it! What is this?! What's going on?! What the hell is this all about?!"
"I think I might have an answer to that."
The group of students looked over to see their school nurse walk down the hallway with her hands in her coat. Yui gasped, "Mikaido-sensei?"
"Yes, hello everyone." The beautiful, busty nurse gave a small laugh before giving her panicked students a small smile, "How about you take a seat and catch your breath. I need to explain this to you."
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"Shapeshifting refugees?"
"That's correct." Ryoko nodded to her students' inquiry as the shapeshifter aliens sat on their knees with their heads down in shame. The alien nurse continued, "This was a large group of aliens that boarded a shuttle to Earth illegally and started hiding out here in the old school building for safety. Nara-kun and the other members of CHRONOS found them and decided to keep them sheltered here until all the paperwork for the immigration could be worked out. They had translators installed, we were keeping them up to date with data files of Earth culture, and we had them hiding out here until everything was ready. Except people started noticing the movement in the abandoned building and started investigating."
"So...what happened?"
"We-uh-started scaring them away." The squid shapeshifter answered meekly while the other aliens nodded, "We heard about all the things humans were scared of in the files and thought if we frightened them, they might leave us alone in here long enough for the papers to get finished. It worked for the most part...and we just wanted to scare you long enough so you won't come back, but we're terribly sorry for all the problems we caused you!"
"We're so sorry!"
"Y-Yuuki-kun, are you okay?" Haruna asked the boy as he rubbed a bruise forming on his face when he had crashed into the alien chasing them.
"Yeah, I'm okay Sairenji." Rito assured his crush, trying to bring attention away from the soreness he felt after being tossed by the kind girl. When push came to shove, Haruna-chan could be very scary.
"I-I'm surprised, Sairenji-San. I didn't know you could do stuff like that."
"You okay, Yami-Yami?"
"I'll be fine." The girl affirmed, shivering a little as she tried to forget the sensation of the tentacles wriggling over her skin and entangling her body, "I...just wish to forget that feeling."
"You look kinda shook up. Everything okay?"
"Yes, it's just that when it comes to wriggly things...I'm not very comfortable with them."
"Why's that Yami-chan?"
"Bad past experiences."
"While I understand your need to keep safe, I feel like the other members of CHRONOS and I will have to reprimand you for your misbehavior." The other aliens shrunk in worry that they had gone too far but the older woman gave a kind smile to dissuade their fear, "But you'll be happy to know that we have finished your paperwork. Just a little more time and you'll all be citizens of Earth. I think that we should call it a day for now."
"Hold on!" Naruto yelled with a firmness in his voice as he marched forward and stood in front of all the refugee aliens. He took a deep breath, "Now I understand how hard it must be coming to a new place like this. Trying to make sure you're safe. I get that. But what you guys are doing here is fucked up!" The shapeshifter aliens flinched at the raise in his voice as the blond yelled, "You can't go scaring people just to hide yourselves! We're scared shitless of these things! So it's super terrifying seeing them chase us like they wanted to make a meal out of our bones! Especially not changed into these weird forms! Not as monsters! Not as killers! Not as-as-as weird disappearing girls in dresses!"
Everyone looked at him oddly at his last addition to his list of complaints, "Girls in dresses?"
"Yeah! The one of you that turned into a girl and disappeared behind a door when we were downstairs!"
"None of us changed into a girl."
"Oh bullshit! One of you guys were going around, looking like a pretty girl in a yukata! Like-you were-" Naruto turned around rapidly before finally noticing the pale-colored girl in the strange yukata he had seen earlier appearing behind him at that moment. He pointed at her, "See! There! What's wrong with you guys turning into girls like that?! That's messed up!"
When Naruto turned around, everyone was looking towards him and the girl in complete shock and surprise. Even Yami seemed startled by the sudden arrival of the girl as the refugees trembled and shied away from them.
"What is it?" Naruto asked curiously, "Tell this guy to stop looking like a ghost already."
"But I am a ghost."
The ghostly girl phased through Naruto's body to appear in front of him as he froze in spot. The pretty spirit turned to face him and smiled, "It's very nice to meet you. My name is Oshizu Murasame. And I have been dead for over 400 years."
Naruto's jaw twitched and his eyes turned stark white from the realization.
The ghost tilted her head in confusion before she noticed what had happened, "Oh, I'm sorry for moving through you like that. It was probably a very strange feeling. No one usually comes into this building so I've never done anything like that before."
Naruto's whole body started to shake in fear.
She covered her mouth with her sleeve and giggled lightly, "What if I wasn't a ghost? It would have been like I had barreled straight through your body and organs. That would have been horrible. Very, very messy."
*Snap*
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Mikan stirred the pot of soup impatiently and looked back at the door like she was expecting it to open. She pouted and poured a small helping of the miso soup into a cup, "Geez, what's taking them so long? School finished forever ago." She raised it up to drink-
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Mikan flinched in fear from the sudden deafening wail that filled her ears and she spilled her sample all over herself, "Ow! Hot! Hot! Hot!"
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"Saki-same, the doors have been reinforced and there is no sign of men with half their skin missing!"
"Keep on top of it Rin!" The heiress demanded of her subordinate while she wore several crosses and charms around her neck, "Double check! Triple check! Quadruple check everything! We will not be caught of guard again!"
"Saki-sama!" Aya announced with fear in her voice, "I-I-I have gone over the journals and paranormal experiments! And they all agree that spectral sightings chasing a person back to their home is-"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"EEEEP! BEGONE DEMON! LEAVE US ALONE!"
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Kushina shook her head, "I'm sorry, but I just don't agree with this color. It's gaudy and terrible and I don't think we should put our name behind it."
"Yes but this is popular now." Her partner, Ringo Yuuki, countered, "If we put our mark behind these brands we can spread out to a larger group of people, even ones internationally if-"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
...
"Was that Naruto?"
"Oh no." The redhead palmed her face, "He's not watching horror flicks again, is he?"
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Kakashi started ringing up the purchases of their customer, "Okay, that's one pair of edible underwear. One dirty novel. Several dirty movies."
"Excuse me, but what is this device you have on sale?"
The silver-haired man lazily answered, "That's is a specially made, home-cooked pleasure device for the bedroom. It is, as the label says, guaranteed to pleasure any woman to absolute euphoria unlike anything they could imagine. Only here. Only this."
"And why is it called 'The Jiraiya'?"
"Because the partner that made it is extremely narcissistic and full of himself. Now your total will be-"
"aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
The entire intergalactic sexshop shook from the force of the sudden scream as everyone inside tried to get their balance.
Kakashi's one eye blinked in confusion as he looked around before calming down his patrons, "I'm sorry everyone. That-uh-doesn't usually happen."
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Naruto and Erza quietly walked down the length of the beach after bidding their oldest group of friends farewell on their travels. Both of them still felt sore from their recovering injuries, but the night air and calming ocean water after the fireworks did wonders to calm them down.
Erza looked back to the water for a moment and crossed her arms under her chest, "I'm glad we got to say goodbye this time. I didn't want them leaving again without us." She smiled up at her lover, "I'm glad you said what you did to them. They were finally able to get it all out like that. Seeing them cry...and smile...it was beautiful."
The whiskered man blushed at her praise and shrugged, "Well, I said it to them once and I felt like reminding them. It did wonders for me to cry and laugh like that when I finally got off that island."
"I cried when I left. But it wasn't for the right reasons." Erza stated, before she stopped in the sand, Naruto halting as well to look back at her. She quickly stepped forward and caught him in a hug that he immediately reciprocated, "It's gone. I'm so happy it's all gone now."
"Yeah, me too." Naruto smiled, embracing the woman he loved as the comfortable silence fell between them. He spoke, "We head back to the guild tomorrow, right?"
"That's right." Erza leaned back with their arms still around each other, "We have that room for another night."
Naruto seemed excited at the prospect before looking over himself and the Requip Mage, "Hehe, sucks we might not be in the best shape to have any fun, huh?"
Erza gave a sultry smile and shook her head, "Perhaps not the strenuous activities, but I'm sure there are a few things we can do to pass the time." The blond smirked as she motioned back to the hotel, "Why didn't we go back to the room, get comfortable, and we start-"
"aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
...
The sudden familiar scream startled them both as Naruto blinked in confusion. Was...was that his voice?
"Oh. I'm sorry." They separated and the redhead immediately fixed her hair with an embarrassed expression. Erza said honestly as she realized the scream probably meant they weren't in any position to stress their wounds like that, "I'm sorry for bringing it up. That was stupid. We should just wait until we are in better condition."
"What?! No! Erza, I don't know what that was but I still wanna do hand and mouth stuff! Come back!"
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"So...this 'multiverse' thing or whatever?" The captured blond stretched out his question while waving the heavy locks that secured both of his arms, "You say there are other versions of me but I really don't get that. Like what are they doing? Are they stuck with other asshole like I am or what?"
"What about the concept of infinite possibilities are you not getting?" Azazel stressed while rubbing the bridge of his nose, sitting across from his captive guest on the ground, "Right now you are literally doing everything imaginable across every world. You're sleeping. You're eating. You're fighting. You're pooping. You're killing someone. You're getting killed. One of you might be doing work while another version of you is getting laid. Or just jacking it. You're-"
"aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Azazel and Naruto blinked in surprise before the Fallen Angel pointed up, "See? That was probably you being tortured or whatever. Someone might being going all R. R. Martin on you with a gelding knife."
"I have no idea what that means." Naruto stated flatly before shaking his head, "And that wasn't me. No way. I don't scream like that."
"Oh come on. That's sounded remarkably like you. And we're in a soundproof room. How else can a scream get in here unless it was breaking through realities and permeating our very own space and time?"
Naruto lazily motioned to the side, "You left the door open."
...
"So I did."
[[[[[[[[Knight]]]]]]]]
"aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Naruto stopped shifting around on his legs and looked up in surprise when he heard his own scream echo and disappear through the lobby. He titled his head, "Hey Negi, did you hear that? Was that me screaming for a second or-"
"N-Nii-San, m-my legs. I can't feel them. Squatting like this for so long...I can't hold out much longer."
"No! Hold on Negi!" He looked over to see Chisame and Yuna had both fallen from the serious strain squatting had on their legs after all this time. He held the shoulders of his little redhead friend and shook him, "Just a little longer Negi and Nitta-sensei will have to let us move! Eventually! Hopefully! Don't go into the light!"
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"aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Yang slammed her fist against the wall several times before yelling, "Hey, shut up over there! We're all screwed by this paper but we're not screaming about it!"
The other side of the wall responded, "That wasn't me! And you're screaming right now!"
"Semantics! Keep doing that and I'll totally kick your ass, Whiskers!"
"I'd like to see you try! It's 1-0 already Xiao-Long!"
"I was going easy on you last time! Float like a butterfly and I'll smack you outta the air like a Rapier Wasp!"
"Would you two dunderheads stop yelling at each other and just focus on your papers already!"
"Weiss, I'm having a hard time with this." The younger leader peeked down from her bed to ask her partner shyly, "Do you think-"
"No Ruby. Not my paper. Not my problem."
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