I've had this idea for A MONTH. WOW.
If you read chapter 12 of The Resurrection, A. Yes, Polar Opposite has a strange writing style in the first couple of chapters or so, B. a busy should be as busy, and C. The asterisk explanation should be underlined.
Okay, this celebrates the 13th episode anniversary of Daring for Amusement. Not only is it a fake TV show, it now has a fake DVD!
I got bored with the idea, so now you get to see how everything's rehearsed.
Spottedpaw13 summoned Spottedpaw, Cinderpaw, Firefrost, Ravenpaw, and Saria (the cat) to her den, which is the Den of Author.
"What is it?" Cinderpaw demanded.
"Daring for Amusement's first season is out on DVD!" Spottedpaw13 announced. "And I got a free copy!"
Saria bounced off the walls in excitement. "Yay yay yay YAY!"
"Okay, no watching for you." Spottedpaw13's paws glowed purple, and Saria disappeared.
"Let's watch it!" Firefrost suggested. The wonderful ThunderClan leader who in every story but his own story is the ThunderClan deputy did not yet know of his fate with SupremeClan and BloodClan and wanted to leave it that way.
Spottedpaw13 put the DVD in a DVD player.
Daring for Amusement, Season 1
Episodes 1-13
"Not very appealing," Spottedpaw commented as she hit the play button.
"Remember that we had a very small budget to work with for this," Spottedpaw13 reminded them.
One full Daring for Amusement season watching later...
"Special Featurese!" Ravenpaw clicked on Special Features.
"Deleted Scenes and Bloopers!" Spottedpaw added.
"Additions and Corrections it is," Ravenpaw grinned as he clicked Additions and Corrections.
Additions and Corrections
Episode 1
bom box should be boom box.
"This is boring,' Ravenpaw went back to Special Features and clicked Deleted Scenes and Bloopers.
(A lot of this will contain actual Daring for Amusement/Dare or Pair dialogue. Some things are explained and some things are just made more random.)
Welcome to Deleted Scenes and Bloopers, the main attraction!
This is pretty much the only place where we used the budget.
Episode 1: Deleted Scene: Spottedleaf visits.
Spottedleaf appeared in Firestar's den. Firestar was wearingg an anti-burn suit, which does not exist.
"This boom box rocks!" Berrynose yowled.
"Did somebody say boom?" Firestar asked as he lit up a stick of dynamite, threw it at Berrynose, and ran for cover.
"HI FIRESTA-"
BOOM!
Episode 2: Blooper 1
"I'll eat it! I'll eat it!" Cinderpaw muttered.
"There's nothing to eat!" Spottedpaw explaned as her face turned pink. "Oh, StarClan, I can't take it anymore!" Then her face turned blue as she fell on the ground laughing.
"Am I getting paied?" Cinderpaw inquired.
Cut!
Blooper 2
"May I take your hat, sir?"
"Of course," Spottedpaw handed Cinderpaw a hat. "And I'm not a sir."
Cut!
And we became too bored to do anymore. Plus, there's nothing else to do.
THE END
Saria gasped. "Is that it?"
"How'd you get back here?" Spottedpaw13 asked. Suddenly, a giant gold club knocked Saria away from the Den of Author.
"Now what?" Firefrost asked.
"Are you telling me SkyClan had to leave because there weren't enough trees?" Cinderpaw hissed.
"It is furball season," Spottedpaw13 shrugged.
"What's going on here?" Firefrost demanded.
"It's an intruder!" Spottedpaw gasped.
"I'll just sleep in the garden," Firefrost sighed.
"What's the matter? Lost your tongue?" Cinderpaw asked.
"That's not a Firestarr quote, it's a Tigerstar quote!" Spottedpaw13 growled. "Now we're going to practice.
Den of Author, Daring for Amusement rehearsel
"Hello-and-welcome-to-Daring-for-Amusement," Cinderpaw mewed like a robot. "I-am-Cinderpaw-and-this-is-my-assistant-Ravenpaw- Ravenpaw? Where are you?"
Ravenpaw suddenly padded over to Cinderpaw. "I had to make dirt," he muttered. "What'd I miss?"
"From the top!" Spottedpaw13 yowled.
"Hello, and welcome to the international Harry Potter fan club!" Cinderpaw yowled. "I'm Cinderpaw, and my favorite Harry Potter character is Luna Lovegood!"
"My favorite character, I'm ravenpaw by the way, is...." Ravenpaw trailed off. "I've never watched or read Harry Potter"
"Seriously, it has to be sincere and serious," Spottedpaw13 sighed. "Take 3!
"Hi, I'm Cinderpaw, that's Ravenpaw, and you're watching Daring for Amusement! Our first dare is from Jayfeather!"
Ravenpaw hit the place where the doorbell is, and a piece of toilet paper appeared.
"Toilet paper, your dare is to sit there and do nothing." Cinderpaw's face turned blue as she tried not to laugh.
The toilet paper did nothing. And it did nothing. It still did nothing. Guess what? Nothing happened.
For an hour.
then a day, and a year, and a decade, and a century, and a millenium.
"CUT!: Spottedpaw13 announced. "Very good serious acting, but we can't do nothing for a millenium.
"I gotta go," Cinderpaw, Spottedpaw, Firefrost, and Ravenpaw all mewed and left.
Spottedpaw13 sighed and wrote something.
