I actually have no comment for this other than it was inspired by Dr. Demento's They're Coming to Take Me Away
Funny Farm
"I'm bored."
Yugi, Atemu, Katsuya, Anzu, Honda, and Ryou all looked at the Egyptian thief as he collapsed on the desk and sighed.
"Your not supposed ta have fun in school, Bakura," Katsuya said, taking another languid sip of his apple juice box, "It's a funny farm for kids, y'know, ta brainwash us into society."
Ryou frowned, gawking at Katsuya's less than needed comment. Especially with his boyfriend. It wasn't Ryou's fault Bakura was so susceptible to bad things...he just was and Ryou didn't need the extra frustration later on. "Don't encourage him, Jou, you'll only make him complain more."
"I must agree with Jou and Bakura," Atemu said, lamely. He hated this 'school' thing as much as Bakura. "It is a funny farm...what is a funny farm, by the way?"
"It's an insane asylum," Anzu said, resting her chin on her hand as she leaned on the desk, "A place for the mentally ill."
"Sounds interesting," Bakura smirked. "What's it like?"
"It's a crowd of drugged up crazy people," Honda informed, "You won't fit in, you're actually saner then they are...not by much, though."
"Be nice, Honda!" Yugi scolded and took a small bite of his cookie. "But it is really depressing the way they are all under the influence of drugs to keep them somewhat under control."
"Unlike Jou's boyfriend..." Honda murmured and Katsuya took the initiative to punch him. Hard. "OW!"
"Leave Set' alone, assbutt!" Seto was his boyfriend, only he could make fun of him! "Jeez...he ain't that bad."
"He's been that bad before!" Honda defended, rubbing his arm, "Ow, man..."
"Honda has a point," Atemu agreed, and was followed by hesitant nods of confirmation. Katsuya just sat back and pouted.
Bakura chuckled at Katsuya and said thoughtfully, "We should go there once."
"Yeah," Jou snapped sarcastically, and rolled his eyes, "Then we'll all go get fucked by all the nice young men in their clean white coats before they come to take us away ha-ha."
Not a moment later, the door snapped opened and Seto walked in, looking arrogant and not in school uniform, but in casual clothes and his full-length, pristine, white trench coat. He smirked at Katsuya before turning around and walking nonchalantly back out the door, expecting the loyal blonde to follow. He had come to take him away after all.
The group all looked at Katsuya who stood and grabbed his stuff, ready to leave. "Notta word, you guys. Notta word..."
