"Talking"
'Thinking'
"Jutsu/Kurama Talking"
Chaper 12
"My eye! My eye!" Sasuke cried loudly as he squirmed on the ground "I can't see!"
"Naruto! You went to far!" Sakura yelled.
'That's an understatement' Kurama added.
"Why the hell did you do that, shithead?!" Tayuya yelled.
Naruto's eyebrows twitched, he didn't understand what the big deal was "What's the matter? It's just an eye" he asked.
"Just an eye!" Sasuke yelled out in question as he glared at Naruto with the eye had left "Why don't you let me pluck out your eye then!"
Naruto answered by lifting Sasuke above the ground by grabbing his neck with his right hand. Sasuke's legs dangled as she struggled to get out Naruto's hold that choked him. "Let me go!"
"Naruto calm down!" Sakura tried
"Shithead!"
"You three disappoint me" Naruto said in a bored tone as he placed his left hand with an open palm above the empty eyesocket for a few seconds. Naruto then dropped Sasuke who blinked as he had noticed that he had gotten his eyesight back. He could even feel it there again.
"But how?" Sasuke questioned as Sakura and Tayuya stared at Sasuke with dropped jaws, he had somehow gotten his eye back.
"Genjutsu" Naruto answered "And you three call yourself ninja?" he said in a mocking tone.
'Genjutsu my ass!' Kurama yelled 'When did you learn that?'
'The bunny girl' Naruto answered in a bored tone.
'Oh..' Kurama sweat dropped as he remembered Naruto's meeting with Kaguya in the former world. The sight had disturbed Kurama so much that he had blocked out Naruto's vision.
Sakura breathed out in relief "It was only a genjutsu?"
"Genjutsu or not, I'll tell all of this to the council, then we'll see who has the last laugh!" Sasuke threatened.
'Council?' Naruto thought in confusion.
'Does he mean those three old people who should be put in an old folks home?' Naruto was thinking of Danzo, Homura and Koharu. They were Hiruzen's old advisers. In this world though, Konoha's council was made up differently. It had three groupings, the old advisers, the shinobi council which is mostly made up of clan heads and a civilian council made up of wealthy Konoha villagers that has no shinobi training.
"We'll see about that" Naruto said with a twitch in his eye. They didn't have time to question Naruto more of the supposed Genjutsu as Kakashi arrived.
Kakashi appeared ill as he looked pale and walked with sluggish shoulders "Sorry I'm late.. I had to listen to three of your parents berate me for what happened yesterday.."
Sakura, Sasuke and Tayuya figured it was Minato, Kushina and Mikoto who had yelled at Kakashi for his drunken display yesterday. Naruto knew better as he pitied Kakashi who had to listen two crazy red heads at the same time.
"Oh and Naruto.." Kakashi said with a yawn "They also told me it was a bad idea to let you participate in this test" Kakashi began chuckling as he remembered yesterday when after he had drank Naruto under the table, the younger blonde had threatened him with a Rasenshuriken.
"And I think they might be right about that"
"Okay?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow "So what am I supposed to do?" just as he finished asking his question, Kushina and Kushina arrived. The slightly shorter, younger looking Kushina was carrying a rope with her. They had been introduced to each other and the older Kushina had been told who the younger Kushina is and where she's from. After hearing that she offered to let the younger Kushina live with them as she was delighted to finally have a sister. She would probably rethink that offer if she knew more about Naruto, who she's not been told about and still thinks he is her son whose just gone through some changes lately.
"You're coming with us, ttebane!" The younger Kushina spoke loudly with a grin.
"Mom?" Tayuya asked in surprise "Whaaat?" she questioned as she noticed there was two of them.
"I'll explain later, Tayuya-chan" The older Kushina said "As for now I believe Kushina-chan here was going to show me how to capture and discipline your brother, ttebane!"
Naruto held up his hands as he walked towards his two natural enemies in fear "T-There is no need for violence"
The younger Kushina grinned at her counterpart "Watch and learn!" she said cheerfully as she threw the rope around Naruto catching him as if it was a lasso and he was a cow. Kushina began dragging the now captured Naruto behind her as he thrashed around like a fish stuck on a hook.
"I'm a feee-he-hu-hucking geninus!" Naruto yelled as he was dragged off out of Team 7's view. Sakura was laughing her ass off while Sasuke stared at their leaving forms with disinterest. Kakashi felt as if justice was going to be served. Tayuya was confused, did she have two mothers now? Or who the hell was that second person. They even wore the exact same clothes!
Once they were out of the training grounds the older Kushina asked her younger counterpart "So what next? Where are we going now?"
Kushina smiled and winked at the other Kushina "Bedroom"
Kushina raised an eyebrow in confusion at that. She figured maybe she would give Naruto a spanking, the log knows he deserves it.
Two hours later
The older Kushina was doing laundry outside. Currently her younger counterpart should be in Naruto's room, teaching him some manners. She chuckled as she heard Naruto scream out in pain once again, it had happened a lot the last hour. But after the loud scream she heard an even louder noise, it sounded as if something big just broke inside the house and it came from upstairs. She rushed into the house and up the stairs then into Naruto's room to check if everything is alright. What she saw made her blush.
In Naruto's now destroyed bed both he and the younger Kushina was naked as they laid on a mattress that had been pushed down to the ground. Kushina was on top of Naruto meaning that she had literally fucked him into the ground.
Steam came out of Kushina's ears as she blushed even more before fainting in a very Hinata-esque way.
Both Naruto and the other Kushina had been staring at her waiting to see her reaction. Kushina then shrugged and resumed what she was doing earlier as Naruto stared at the older Kushina with a frown.
"Shouldn't we check to see if she's okay?" Naruto asked.
"She's fine" Kushina moaned as she road Naruto on the broken bed. She knew Naruto didn't care about her well being, he just wanted a way out of here.
Naruto's eyebrows twitched, damn woman always getting her way "You know!" he yelled loudly "If you show up with another damn brat, I swear I'll get so far away from Konoha so fast it will take you years to catch up to me!"
"Why don't you just buy condoms?" Kushina asked with a chuckle.
"Oh, shit" Naruto responded as he began slamming the back of his head into the wall to punish himself for his stupidity and to make matters worse he had to listen to Kurama's loud, mocking laughter as well.
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