Wow, can you believe it? Two updates in the last month lol I had fun writing this chapter! It's a two parter and the next one will be out next week! Now, on with the reading!

P.S. this chapter is un-beta'd so all mistakes are my own

P.S.S. I still don't own twilight, I'm sad about that :(


"Ohmygod… ROSIE! THEY MICKEY EARS OVER HERE! Excuse me, dude?"

"Yes Sir, how can I help you?"

"Can you guys put my name on one of these hats?"

"Of course, Sir, it shouldn't take more than five minutes. Here is a piece of paper, please write down the name you want embroidered."

I wrote down what I wanted and the dude behind the counter laughed and said,

"Right away, Sir, McKenna will ring you up when you are ready."

This was one of the best ideas that the girls had had in a while. I mean come on, I already act like an over grown toddler so, coming to Disneyland was just perfect. It was worth every penny that I was spending too! Just to see the smile on Rosie's face was worth my entire bank account. Once we figured out that we were going to Disneyland I looked it up on the internet. They had a whole bunch of romantic shit that you could do and I found something that I thought would be perfect. I had to call the little pixie Alice and ask if what I was planning was a good idea and when she said yes I called Disneyland and got all the details on my surprise for Rosie.

"Sir, your hat is ready."

"Thanks dude!"

I grabbed the hat and put it on proudly and went to find the gang.

"Babe, check out my hat!"

I had 'Happily Taken' embroidered on it! It was the truth too. I've never been a mushy guy but with Rosie, I just wanted to make her happy. I wanted to prove to her that I wasn't every other guy. I was a lucky son of a bitch that was for sure. My babe was a total knock out, but she was also smart and a total smart ass. She could stand her ground and was never afraid to speak her mind. She admitted when she was wrong and was always there for those she cared about. If I was ever on her shit list, I would fear for the safety of my future children. Since her and I got together, I hadn't even noticed another woman, and that was unheard of.

"Oh Emmett, I love it! I'm happily taken too, baby!"

Then she got up on her tip toes and laid the mother of all kisses on me. I forgot that we were in Fantasyland and surrounded by children. It wasn't till I heard a throat clear that I was snapped back into reality.

"Um guys, I think you're starting to scare the kids."

"Look Jazz, I'm just showing them how to do things when they grow up, they should be taking notes!"

"Yeah, well I don't think parents had fornication on the lesson plan today. Let's get goin' before some of these moms kick your ass."

"If any of these Debbie downers even try to put a hand on his ass, I will rip off said hand and shove it down their throat."

"Awe, thanks baby, no one has ever threatened physical harm to protect me."

Then I kissed her again but kept it short. I walked a few feet ahead of her and crouched down.

"Come on babe, hop on!"

She didn't need me to tell her twice. She got a running head start and flew onto my back. She wrapped her pretty little legs around my waist and rested her chin on my shoulder. She weighed like two pounds so I had no problem carrying her around. I loved it when she was this close. We hadn't gotten around to saying I love you but I knew that it was there between us. I was just waiting for the right time to say it. I know that everyone says a guy shouldn't say it first but I say, fuck that shit. If I don't tell her how I feel then she will have no problem finding some other asshole that won't hesitate to tell her. I didn't ever want to lose her and I would never risk it. If she one day decided that she were into women, I would get a sex change and change my name to Emily or some shit like that. The cold hard truth was that I was in love with this woman, and tonight I was going to tell her.

"Where are we headed guys?"

"I think we all decided that we were gonna check out the line for Space Mountain. It's almost dinner time so I think we have about an hour to kill before our reservations,"

"Good call Baby Bells. I haven't eaten in about an hour and there's a rumbly in my tumbly."

"Emmett, did you seriously just quote Winnie the Pooh?"

"Who's Winnie the Pooh?"

I seriously had no idea who the hell this Pooh dude was. Alice explained that he was a bear who was always hungry and had a special spot for honey. I was instantly sold and had to find this Pooh. We abandoned the Space Mountain idea and headed for 'Pooh Corner' on the other side of the park. I was practically running to try and find this guy. Rosalie was just giggling in my ear the whole time as the others raced to keep up with me. I found one of the dudes who worked here and asked him a serious question.

"Disney Dude, can you tell me where I can find Winnie the Pooh? I need to get a picture with him as soon as possible."

"Certainly sir, are you on a scavenger hunt?"

"No, I just wanna meet the Honey Master!"

"Very well Sir, if you keep following the path through New Orleans Square it will take you to Splash Mountain. Keep following the bend and it will lead you to Pooh Corner. There you will find all of the characters from Winnie the Pooh."

"Thanks Dude!"

I took off at a full sprint with a giggling Rosie on my back. I almost tripped over a stroller and Rosalie almost choked me with her death grip.

"Emmett if you drop me, I swear on all that is holy that I am going to rip your nuts off and throw them in the 'Rivers of America' over there."

"Don't worry baby, trust me when I tell you that I would die before I let you get hurt."

I felt her grin against my neck and then she started to do this amazing lick, kiss, bite thing on my ear lobe.

"Um, Rosie, as much as I'm enjoying what you're doing I think you need to stop. I don't think it would be appropriate to pitch a tent right now."

"So you want me to stop."

Then she pressed her boobs into my back and started to lay open mouth, wet kisses under my ear. I let out a moan that sounded more like a growl and then realized that I was running through Disneyland with my girlfriend on my back and a semi hard cock. In a word, I was fucked.

"No, I don't want you to stop but I'm already flying at half-mast here and I don't want to get kicked out of the Happiest Place on Earth for having the world's biggest boner."

"Alright, I'll stop. But we are gonna continue this later! I think a whipped cream bikini might be in order…"

Oh no, not the whip cream bikini… Rosalie and whipped cream together equal AMAZING! I almost creamed my pants the first time I saw her in a whipped cream bikini, pun TOTALLY intended. And now I was totally hard. FUCK!

"Rosie, are you trying to kill me? I need to stop, we have a problem."

She hopped off my back and looked at me with concern.

"Baby, what's wrong?"

"I need your backpack. Now, please."

"Why? It's not heavy, I can carry it."

"I just need it Rosalie, give it to me."

"But-"

"Rosalie Lillian Hale, I'm sporting some impressive wood right now and as much as I hate to say it, I have to hide it. Now please will you give me your back pack? I can't meet the Pooh Man like this."

She just handed me her back pack and started to laugh hysterically.

"I'm glad that my pain can bring you some pleasure."

"I'm sorry baby, I really am. It's just funny."

She was trying to be serious but then she just started laughing again.

"Finally you guys stop. What's so funny?"

"Edward now is really not a good time. I just need to stand here for a minute."

"But were almost to Splash Mountain, let's just keep on going."

Before I could say anything, Rosalie decided to blurt it out. She was laughing so hard that you could barely understand her.

"He can't… move! He has… a boner… and it hurts… to walk!"

And then she doubled over in laughter. Then before I knew it, everyone else was laughing.

"Hey, don't fucking laugh at me. She's the one who got me like this."

They all started laughing harder which just pissed me off.

"Fuck you guys"

I started to limp away and that just made them laugh even harder so I flipped them the bird. I eventually found that we were next to a smoking area, I usually only smoke when I drink but right now I really needed one.

"Excuse me dude, can I bum a smoke?"

"Yeah, no prob."

"Thanks man, you're a life saver. You got a light?"

"You want me to smoke it for you too?"

"Sorry dude. I usually only smoke when I drink but my girlfriend just gave me a serious case of the blues."

"I was wondering why you were carrying a Hello Kitty backpack."

"That would be the reason."

I pointed to Rosalie who was just staring at me with a huge smile on her face. I took a long pull from the cigarette and she scowled at me. She hated that I smoked but I didn't care right now.

"Dude, I don't wanna piss you off but, I think I'm in the same boat right now. Your girlfriend is hot!"

"I'm a lucky man that's for sure. She's a ball buster, but I love her."

I finished the cigarette and by the time I was done, the boner was gone!

"Are you feeling better Em?"

"Yes, Rosie! The wind has been knocked from my sails. Sorry if I was mean, I was just feeling a little uncomfortable being around kids."

"No, it's my fault. I'm sorry that I pushed you and that I put you in that situation. It was wrong of me and I promise that I will make it up to you later."

"I appreciate the apology but it's not necessary. I just don't wanna fight with you."

She leaned up and gave me a chaste kiss and we held hands all the way to Pooh Corner. As soon as I spotted The Pooh I got giddy like a five year old and went and stood in line with my camera at the ready. As soon as it was my turn I ran up to him and hugged him like he was water and I was a man dying of thirst.

"Dude, you are like my hero… can I please get a picture?"

He nodded his head in agreement and we took a few pictures with the crew and then we got some shots of just the two of us. I think my favorite was of the two of us chugging honey pots! He autographed my side and I knew that when I got a chance that I was gonna get it tattooed on me! This was one memory that I never wanted to get rid of!

After we left Pooh corner we headed to the Blue Bayou for our dinner reservations. This place was awesome; it was inside the Pirates of the Caribbean ride! We were seated and I ordered the whole menu, it wasn't that big and I wanted to taste it all. The waitress thought I was nuts but I didn't care. We made small talk and then Alice set my plan in motion.

"So I was thinking that after we eat we can hang out in New Orleans Square and try and get a good seat for Fantasmic! I really wanna see it! Please?"

The pout was out in full force and everyone had no choice but to agree! The dinner was really good and I was stuffed! I was starting to get nervous but Alice told me that it was all going to be ok. We got to our seats and the girls went and got some coffee and beignets!

"Dudes, I'm so fucking nervous right now. I feel like I'm gonna yack."

"Jasper and I are here for you buddy. You're gonna do great, she's gonna love it. Wait, what is it exactly that you're doing? Alice only told us that you were telling Rosalie that you love her tonight."

"Yeah, I'm telling her and about a few thousand people. You'll see guys, it's gonna be epic. As soon as the girls get back I'm gonna excuse myself and go to the bathroom. You guys have to cover for me ok?"

"Yeah man, no problem."

About fifteen minutes later the girls came back with coffee and beignets for everyone. I scarfed mine down and then excused myself to go to the bathroom.

"Don't be gone long baby, the show is about to start."

I gave her a searing kiss and said,

"I'll be back as soon as I can."

As soon as I was out of sight, I booked it over to where I was supposed to be. I met the dude at the gate and showed him the paperwork that I got when I checked in. Once he was satisfied he led me to where I was gonna change. I got into my Prince Charming outfit and then a girl came to lead me to where I was gonna be on stage.

"Mr. McCarty, my name is Nicole and I will be your guide to the stage and then back to your dressing room. There is a microphone that will be handed to you when you head out on stage and it will already be on. Right before the first Princess float appears the music will start. Are you ready for this?"

I was nervous as fuck but it was too late now.

"Yeah, I'm ready!"

"You must really love her."

"Excuse me?"

"I'm sorry, I know it's none of my business but I was just saying that you must really love her if you paid this amount of money to get this opportunity; that and the fact that you will be doing it in front of about three thousand people."

"You got it Nicole; I love the hell out of this woman."

"Now just remember no swearing or foul language, no sexual innuendos and under no circumstance are you allowed to move from your spot on the stage."

"I got it!"

"Good, well good luck Mr. McCarty. As soon as this light turns green head out on stage and stand on your marker. As soon as you walk out they will hand you your microphone."

I just gave her a head nod and waited for the light to turn green. Now, a little known fact about me is that my mom put me in show choir for eight years. I can sing the hell out of just about anything. I was going to tell my Rose that I loved her with a love song. It is the cheesiest, most pussy whipped, in love thing I have ever done. And to be perfectly honest I would do it over and over again.

The little light turned green and I took a deep breath before walking out onto the rock stage that was on Tom Sawyer Island. A guy handed me a microphone and I walked onto my marker. There was currently a wall of water in front of me with images flashing across it. I took one last deep breath and then the wall of water dropped and the music started. I looked out into the crowed and found my Rosie. She was leaning against the railing with her hands over her mouth in shock. The floats started to come out across the water and then I started to sing…

"When you love someone, you'll do anything, you'll do all the crazy things you can't explain. You'll shoot the moon, put out the sun, when you love someone."

I took a deep breath and looked at Rosie, she had Bella and Alice on either side of her and she was crying.

"You'll deny the truth, believe a lie. There'll be times that you believe that you can really fly. But your lonely nights have just begun, when you love someone."

I knew that she knew what this meant. She knew that I loved her in this moment.

"When you love someone, you feel it deep inside, and nothing else could ever change your mind."

There was an instrumental break so I took the opportunity to look at my beautiful girlfriend. I looked her in the eyes and mouthed "I love you". She cried a little harder and then mouthed back, "I love you too". I smiled as big as I could and took another deep breath to finish the song.

"When you want someone, when you need someone, when you love someone… when you love someone, you'll sacrifice, you'd give it everything you got, and you won't think twice, you'll risk it all. No matter what may come, when you love someone, you'll shoot out the moon, put out the sun, when you love someone."

I smiled as the last float disappeared and the wall of water went back up. I passed Mickey Mouse on my way back stage and he gave me a high five! When I got back stage I handed the microphone back to the guy and then saw that Nicole was dabbing her eyes.

"Are you ok, Nicole?"

"Mr. McCarty that was one of the most beautiful things I have ever seen here. Let's get you back to your dressing room so that we can get you back to your girlfriend."

I smiled at her and followed as she led the way. I was out of the dressing room and walking back to Rosalie in less than five minutes. The show was just ending and one of the Cast Members (they aren't employees, I found out, they are 'cast members') was leading me back to my girl. She didn't see me as I approached but I was very aware of everyone else staring at me, I guess I did a good job! As soon as I was close enough I tapped Rosie on the shoulder and she turned around. He face was tear stained and she looked beautiful. She jumped into my arms and when her face was an inch from mine I said,

"Rosalie Lillian Hale, I love you!"

She smiled a breathtakingly beautiful smile and said,

"I love you too Emmett Dean McCarty"

Then we kissed, and as cliché as it sounds, the crowd totally went wild!


Sooooooo... I either really suck, or you guys are super mad at me. The last chapter got NO love and I almost cried about that. Not only for this story but for my other one as well :( So that leads me to believe that I suck big nuts at writing. Anywho, let me know what you think please, i really do miss the feedback... see you next chapter!

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