CH 12: SERIOUS

"Hey Jake?"

"Yeah Finn?"

"I need some more lady advice."

"Sure brother, what's on your mind."

"Remember Hambo?"

"Hmm. Nope!"

"You know, Hambo, Marceline's stuffed toy. We saw it in her memory."

"Oh, that creepy thing? It had a name?"

"Yeah! Hambo!" Finn rolled his eyes in frustration.

"Right, right. So what about it?"

"Well, I got Hambo back for Marceline, and well, she was so happy that she cried."

"Good on ya. So, what's the problem?"

"Well, after that, stuff got really quiet. And, I dunno. I think its getting serious."

"Woo, go Finn! So you've upgraded your relationship."

"I guess?"

"Done it yet?"

"NO."

"Just checking."

"Its just, I dunno. I like our relationship just fine how it is. This serious stuff is kind of weird."

"Man, if its weird its only because you're making it weird. You're the same Finn and she's the same Marceline, you just shared a moment is all."

Finn shrugged.

"Well, how do you feel about it?"

"I dunno. Weird?"

"Weird why?"

"Cause I dunno what's gonna happen next."

"That's 'scared' Finn."

"Mmr... Yeah, I guess."

"That's perfectly natural."

"Do you get scared with Lady Rainicorn?"

"Huh? Nah. I'm awesome."

"Pft."

"You know I totally am."

"That doesn't help me."

"Just tell her you're scared. Ladies love it when you talk about your feelings."

"...I guess."

"You touch her boobs yet?"

"Wha-? No!"

"Really?"

"No! Well. Kind of. Like, when we're cuddling and stuff."

"Nah, that doesn't count. I mean hands!" he grew his for emphasis, "Right on the boobs!" He grew boobs. And began groping himself in demonstration.

"Ew! Man, that's like all kinds of wrong!"

"Wha? Don't tell me you never thought about it."

"No, I mean, you! Grabbing... bluh!"

"Oh, right." He examined his oversized hands and mock-breasts. "Don't be afraid Finn. I got curves, and I'm comfortable with my body." He stretched and shifted until he stood taller than Finn, with an hour glass figure and fantastic legs.

"Dude, knock it off, I'm gonna loose my lunch!"

"Hehe," he shifted back and sat back down.

"Look man. Talk about your feelings and touch her boobs. If you're lucky, you can even do both at once!"