"Your task is to strip down to your underwear and run
human speed through the store while Jasper is throwing
waves of lust to all the other customers." I finished smugly.
Emmett's face fell slightly, while Edward and Jasper were
roaring with laughter; Rosalie looked delighted. "Go ahead,
Emmett!" She said eagerly.
Alice was grinning madly. "This will definitely be good!" I
sat down in the recliner and leaned back.
Emmett stood up slowly, his curly hair slightly
drooping."All right. Jasper let's get this over with."
Jasper jumped up eagerly and followed him to the next
aisle over. "Good task, Bella." Edward told me.
"Definitely." Rosalie agreed.
"Keep your hands to yourself, Rose." Alice reminded her,
and Rosalie's face fell slightly and she pouted.
"Ok," Emmett's voice said. "I'm ready." He and Jasper
came back around the aisle, just in time for me to turn
away. I had no interest in seeing Emmett half naked.
After a moment, Emmett said, "You can look, Bella."
Thankfully, he was only wearing a pair of boxers. I looked
up directly into his face and told him, "You may begin."
Emmett sighed and said, "I might as well enjoy this." He
immediately jumped into the next aisle with a loud,
"WHOO!"
Then he began running through the store. Almost
immediately, Jasper's waves of lust began to overpower
everyone and they began chasing him.
It was very disturbing to see men chasing a guy who was in
his underwear.
Suddenly, a teenage girl jumped straight into Emmett's
path. "Hi!" She said breathlessly. "I'm Izzy! Will you
marry me?" She asked in a half crazed voice.
Emmett gaped at her, then just ran around her. Not to be
discouraged, Izzy followed him. "I'm still here!" She
screamed.
As Emmett rounded the store, he said to Edward, "Help
me!"
Edward smiled and nodded to Jasper, who sent waves of
boredom and disgust to the shoppers, including Izzy.
While the others went back to their shopping, Izzy just
stared at Emmett before she screamed, "I'm still going to
marry you someday!" Then she left.
Emmett sank back into his chair after getting dressed again.
"I'm really surprised we haven't been kicked out by now."
Alice said.
"Yeah, no kidding." Emmett told the pixie vampire. "I pick
Edward for the next task." He grinned evilly.
Suddenly, Edward said, "Listen!"
We all froze just in time to see the same couple I harassed
earlier walk right past us. One again, the girl was screaming
at the guy."Now you're chasing men? YOU ARE SUCH A
MANWHORE!"
There was a moment of stunned silence, before we burst
out laughing.
