Hey everyone, Jack here. Back with another chapter. In this one, Naruto and Kurama chat for a bit and are interrupted by an uninvited guest. I wonder who…

-break-

As Naruto and Kurama finished their third round of sex that day, they decided to take a break and talk.

-break-

"Kurama, I want to talk to you." Naruto said, having caught his breath from their last round.

"What do you want to talk about? I'm open to anything." Kurama said.

"Well, It's about Gaara and Shukaku. Why does Gaara seem so tired and why do you want me to train to fight Shukaku?" Naruto asked, finally voicing the question she had been waiting for.

Sigh "listen, Gaara is so tired because of Shukaku. She is a sand demon that keeps people from getting any good sleep. Just being around her makes you have nightmares. Imagine what being her Jinchuriki is like." Kurama said. "As for why I am training you to fight her… let's just say she might have a grudge against me."

"Huh? Why would she hold a grudge against you? You didn't do anything wrong, right?" Naruto asked, confused.

"That's where you're wrong. I was always better than her and she hated it. I never even had to try to be better. She worked her ass off and was always beat to the punch by me." Kurama said. "I remember one time, we were working on a special Jutsu. It was going to be something to stop time for a bit. She was close but then I made a breakthrough and finished it before her. She got mad when I stopped time and moved her a hundred feet a way to prove it."

"I call bullshit! Nobody can stop time except the Sage of Six Paths!" Naruto said, not believing her.

"Nope, not even him. I created the Jutsu, only I can stop time." Kurama said proudly. "If you want, I can demonstrate it for you."

"Do it, I won't believe you otherwise." Naruto said.

"Fine, you asked for it." Kurama said, a tick mark appearing in her forehead.

As Kurama stopped time, she grinned. She hadn't done this in a long time. Her grin grew wider when she got on her knees and pulled Naruto's pants down. She unfroze time and admired her handiwork. She had thought about pulling his underwear down as well but decided against it. She didn't want to have him sporting a hard on before she was in bed with him again.

"So? I don't feel any different." Naruto said, before he felt cold. "Why is it so cold down by my legs?"

He looked down to see… nothing. He had no pants on but other than that he was normal.

"So? I thought I took my pants off to get ready for a shower anyway." He said, as dense as ever.

"Fine, summon a shadow clone. I will dispel it without your help and using my ability to freeze time." Kurama said.

"Whatever, this is your last chance to prove it to me." He said as he summoned a clone.

-AN: not a shadow clone from the Anime but instead his own variant. It will be explained in a later chapter. Gotta save some material right?-

"There, now do your trick so I can get a shower." Naruto said, getting impatient.

"Fine, prepare for a whole lot of shock." Kurama said.

As she froze time again, she cursed herself. She was using a lot of chakra to do this. She might need to go back into the seal for a day or two if she kept this up.

'Gotta make it fast. Can't keep this up for long.' Kurama thought to herself.

As she punched the clone hard enough to dispelled it, she collapsed from chakra exhaustion. Time began to flow around her, moving like normal. The clone dispelled as Naruto said "well, did you do it?"

-KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK-

They heard the door being pounded on.

"Ah, what the hell?! Who could be here at this time of night?" Naruto yelled, as he walked up to the door. "WHAT?!"

"I-I was… um… wondering if y-you wanted to g-go to the H-Hokage monument w-wit me? I k-know you dating the Kyuubi but I still want to get to know you." Said a very frightened Anko Mitarashi said. She had a thing for him ever since he started the Chunin exams. He seemed strong and capable of showing a woman a good time, particularly in bed.

"No." Naruto said.

"W-why not?" Anko asked.

"Because, I have to look out for Kurama and make sure our child is safe. Or a children, depending on whether this turns out like fox birthing does." Naruto said, a smile appearing at the thought of having his child come into the world. He couldn't wait until he could hold the little bundle of joy in his arms and spoil him/her rotten.

"Oh… WAIT, CHILD?! CHILDREN?!" Anko yelled, fainting.

"GOD DAMMIT! NOT AGAIN!"!