Meta Knight vs Marth
Meta Knight Ok, do an item match. We can only use items from our universes. For example, I can only use Kirby items and you can only use fire emblem items.
Marth Agreed.
The two swordsman fight.
Meta Knight I'm badly hurt. I'll just use this maximum tomato.
Meta Knight is healed.
Meta Knight My attacks are too weak. I'll just use this spicy curry.
Meta Knight eats the curry.
Meta Knight HOT HOT!!
Marth Where are my items. Why do you get all your items? (pause) Wait… I don't have any items!
Meta Knight And I just got the last Dragoon piece.
Marth What? I get nothing and you… wait, where did you (ko) AHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Marth respawns.
Meta Knight Ok, I won. Now you have to do that dance with me.
Marth How do I do the dance?
Meta Knight The Caramel or Caramelldansen is performed by shaking your hips like crazy for 3 hours. Ready?
Marth and Meta Knight dance like crazy.
Oh whoa whoa-o
Dan sunny-os
Clappa here-a ham-ay
Your some-ay yours
Dora tell the belt-ay
You smell like
pizza and a crumb and
live and a a
Caramelldansen
O o o-wha-aoh
O o o-wha-aoh a-oh
O o o-wha-aoh
O o o-wha-aoh a-oh
