A//N:: PSST! I snuck back on again just to upload this, I have 10 min left on the computer (scurries)

Okay, I still need info on the ppl who haven't..um..you know…given me them. Well. Oh well.

After everyone woke up and prepared for breakfast, our two main characters of the
main cast (and the only cast…) decided to take a little walk. Shall we
proceed and read to find out how this little walk, ended up?

--

"Jesus Christ!!! DURAN DON'T PISS ON MEEE- BLOODY MURDER!!!"

Natsuki stared at the yellow stain on her right shin, completely
traumatized. Duran yipped, prancing around innocently. Shizuru giggled at
Natsuki's expression; it was torn between the face of stupidity, which it was currently frozen on at the moment, or the face of death, in which Duran was about to see.

"Du.ran. You. Pissed. On me." Natsuki stated almost too calmly.

"Ara, Natsuki, are you sure you didn't spill lemonade on your foo-"

"What the bloody heck Shizuru!! I didn't even HAVE lemonade in the first
place! Blimey, have you gone mad?!"

Raising an eyebrow, Shizuru grinned. "And have you turned British in the
past 10 minutes?" Natsuki put her hands on her head and yelled in
frustration.

The smirking red-eyed 'innocent', graceful piece of human flesh that was really the devil in
disguise as Natsuki's best friend giggled at Natsuki's little tantrum.
"Shi-zu-ruuu!!! HELP! Get me a tissue, get me anything!! And I need to borrow some
pants from y- hey Shizuru are you listening???"

Shizuru gazed into Natsuki's green eyes, full of innocence. "You know
Natsuki, I remember when my eyes used to sparkle in such an innocent way-
however that stopped when I turned two-"

Natsuki covered her ears and started to yell incoherent words.
"Blaiehtouihaeugtdj,n lauehrtoaiehtg aoeugyhaenl YOU SHIZURU!!!"

"Ara, fine, Natsuki can limp on her own to the house, face everyone with
Duran waste on her leg, and have to prance around in her girl-boxers all
over the house."

Natsuki's face flushed from irritation and embarrassment. "Fine." Hopping on
one foot, while trying not to stain more of her stained shin. Natsuki hobbled forward a few steps and only succeeded in tripping several times, once almost falling down on her face.

Shizuru merely grinned and waited for the flustered Natsuki to ask for help.
Any moment now…

"Shizuruuuu!! Can you please help me!? And take me to your room, I don't
have another extra set!"

Sudden thoughts of Natsuki naked in Shizuru's room rushed through her head,
turning Shizuru into a tomato head too. "Oi Shizuru! Helpppp!"

The chestnut-haired girl nodded, quickly, and the embarrassed raven-haired
one hopped until she grabbed Shizuru's arm, and used it to support her
weight. "Helloooo. You gonna go? Come on, I can feel it soaking through my
pants!!! Duran, you are sooo not getting doggy treats from me for a week!"

"A week?"

"Yes, a week Shizuru! NOW GIDDY-UP!"

"Ara, Natsuki I am not a horse unless you want to ride me." Holy crap,
Natsuki I didn't mean it that way-

"Why would I ride you? You're too scrawny for me anyways. Hmmf."

Shizuru let out a nervous laugh. Thank god she is mostly stupid in these subjects. Thank you, whoever is up there, I swear one day I'll climb
mountains, swim through seas, and bake in the desert to praise you for
making her stupid. Not only that, but her face of stupidity is absolutely ka-wa-ii!

--

After 20 minutes, Natsuki took another shower for sanitary reasons and
because no body else wanted to be near her if Duran pissed on her shin.
Shin, of course, who was still a bit sleepy, started to chase Duran when he
heard it wrong.

"Okay I don't mind being Natsuki's, but DURAN PISSED ON ME?! GOD DAMN
MUTT!!! GET BACK HEREEE!!!"

Luckily, Duran did his adorable puppy pout that he managed to prefect when
Natsuki found him. Shin, Natsuki, and Kazuko shared the look of
stupidity which equaled the face of adoration.

Shizuru sighed, either Duran was the reason for the face of mindless
wonders, or Natsuki really was stupid. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

Anyways, after Natsuki finished her second shower and came out of Shizuru's
bathroom with a blue towel that was just big enough for barely covering
Natsuki's chest to Natsuki's…well, you-know-where (not you-know-who, Shizuru
wasn't really thinking about Harry Potter).

"Umm, Shizuru, where are the clothes?"

Shizuru jumped and let out a laugh. Turning around, she smiled with a hint
of a demon's smile. "Ara, I chose you're outfit. Its right here! Now say
'Ookini, Shizuru, my daisuki tomodachi(refer to the reference at the top.
XD).'"

Natsuki's bright green eye twitched. Shizuru held up a black skirt with blue
streaks and some safety pins, and a white shirt with a panda and rainbow on
it. "Shizuru. Um, please tell me how on earth does a skirt go with that
shirt? I mean, I understand if the skirt was a different color, but…HEY I AM
NOT WEARING A SKIRT!!!"

Natsuki's angry outburst 'shocked' Shizuru, who started to sob. Natsuki knew
what Shizuru was doing; she always did it, and when she did, she always won. But
this time, Natsuki resisted!!!

Shizuru grinned. Natsuki trying to resist was part of her plan. "N-Natsuki
thinks I'm…k-kidding?!" Shizuru let her hands drop to reveal her puffy red
eyes with tears falling from them.

She grinned even more when Natsuki's jaw dropped and started to panic. "Ah!
Stop crying, I'll wear it! I'll wear it, so stop crying! And…umm…Ookini
Shizuru my daisuki tomodachi!!!"

Shizuru immediately, and completely to Natsuki's displeasure, started to
smile again. "Yey! Aishiteru Natsuki-koi!" Natsuki blushed from
embarrassment, and from being squeezed by Shizuru before being pushed into
the closet.

Once Shizuru closed the door, she smiled wickedly. "Heh. Thank you eye drops
and stage props."

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Ayuki and Hisakawa listened into Shizuru's clever plan that was just
committed. "Sugoi, I don't use stage props but I should. Shizuru will you be
my- our, sempai, even though I'm older?" Hisakawa was practically begging.

"Ah, but that wouldn't be fair if a magician revealed her secrets."

Ayuki sighed. "Shizuru-san, magic tricks and manipulation are two different
things."

"Ara, Ayuki-san, illusions are related to both. One is only manipulated by
being showed a li-"

"Shizuru, is it okay if I wear thi- What is Ayuki and Hisakawa doing in your
ro- OH MY GOD GET OUT!!!" Natsuki had come out of the closet absent minded,
and in a few minutes was shrieking hysterically.

Ayuki and Hisakawa were shrieking in laughter at the happy panda chewing
bamboo with a rainbow, green grass field, and a Smiley-faced sun on
Natsuki's shirt. Hisakawa slapped Shizuru on the back, congratulating her.

Ayuki laughed. "PRICELESS!!! LOOK AT HER EXPRESSION!!!"

Natsuki ran back into the closet and closed the door, wanting to change but
only found all of Shizuru's frilly, girly or fancy clothes. "SHIZURU!!!
Man, you guys are mean! Now Ayuki and Hisakawa, GET THE HELL OUT OF
SHIZURU'S ROOM!!!"

Ayuki whistled and strolled to the closet door, pulling out her camera.
"This is soooo going around the school…" she said before slamming the door
open and showing the cutesy Natsuki.

"ACK! STOP!!!" Natsuki covered her face with her hands as the flashes
started, cueing Hisakawa. Hisakawa stood up, went behind Natsuki, and
restrained her hands from covering her face.

Natsuki's face was flushed from embarrassment, and she looked at the
grinning Shizuru. "You're evil Shizuru! Down-right evil!!!"

"Ara, I always did prefer the dark side…they have sexier cosplay outfits and
such…"

"C-cosplay?!" Even Ayuki and Hisakawa stopped their taunting.

"S-Shizuru you like c-cosplay?! I mean, I knew you were okay with anime, but
c-cosplay?!" Natsuki's brain could not accept this incoherent piece of
information; she only grew furious when she thought of all those perverted
lecherous men gazing at Shizuru who…happened to be in s-some kind of
neko-outfit!?

Suddenly Natsuki grabbed her head. "Dude, deja-vu with imagining you in a
neko-outfit. And it involves laser tag and college. And all this…stuff…with
people with weird names like 'Mai' or 'Mikoto'…. Whoa."

Ayuki smiled evilly. "Well, I'm going to go get this camera secured, bye!"
Hisakawa and Ayuki trotted out the door, and Natsuki snapped out of her
deja-vu-moment and absent mindedly waved goodby-

"OI! GIVE ME THAT CAMERAAA!!!" Natsuki almost ran out the door in her short
outfit before blushing, turning around, and bowing on the floor to Shizuru.
"Shizuru-sama, please! Give me a set of clothes I'D appreciate!!!"

Natsuki repeated her bowing while Shizuru raised a hand to her cheek with a
sheepish grin. "Ara, Here's a deal. I will let you choose any shirt you
want, but you MUST wear the skirt."

"But-"

"No buts Natsuki, the only but I want to know about is the butt that's
inside that skirt."

"Shi-zu-ruuuuu!!! It's an omen to me! Look how short it is, it rides up!!!
And now my legs are cold!!!"

"Ara, speaking of your legs, you certainly have nice ones…hehe…-poke poke-…"

"Oi Shizuru! S-stop…!!!"

Ayuki and Hisakawa were strolling their way back to the other room before
hearing that piercing scream.

--

"Shizuru, you blew on my legs!!!"

"So what? It shouldn't tickle that much because its like wind; then again,
you don't normally wear skirts…"

Shizuru smiled and traced circles on Natsuki's knee. "I should take
advantage."

"W-what…???"

"You know what I mean Natsuki…"

Natsuki jumped up. "What!? What do you mean Shizuru?!!"

Before Natsuki knew it, her best friend jumped up from the bed, ran to the
standing Natsuki, and hit her skirt upwards, making Natsuki's panties
visible to the world.

"Ayuki!!! NOW!!!"

Suddenly, Ayuki jumped into the room with her camera taking pictures, and
blasted out the room followed by Shizuru. Natsuki blushed and screamed in
anger and bolted off Shizuru , and the camera.

--

Priscilla's eye twitched at the chess board and the smiling Shin. "Now now,
Priscilla, use your logic…"

"Um…"

She raised her hand above her Queen, but then lowered it. Jesus Christ, it
HAD to be chess?! Why not some other game, like soccer!?! Or swimming?! Or
some other sport?! What the hell is this!?!

"Gah!! Shin why are we playing this!?!"

Shin folded his hands and opened his mouth to answer when Shizuru and Ayuki
ran into the room with evil grins. "LOCK THE DOOOOOR!!!"

Hisakawa locked the door, went to one of her bags, and took out a device
that would turn both knobs on a door into an electric shocking device. She hooked it up quickly while Anzu and Kazuko scratched their cheeks, laughing nervously.

"You…aren't…going to kill her are you?" Ryu questioned with a raised
eyebrow. Even Kara had a worried grin, but then again, it was a
worried…grin

Grace was laughing a bit, but then she started to babble. "Come on, it's
harmless fun, nothing will happen…but…if Natsuki dies from the shock it will
become a crime scene…we might get questioned…and we will all have to go
jail…and…"

"Umm, Grace, please. Stop your incoherent babbling and overly pessimistic thoughts!"
Anzu said while rubbing her temples. Anzu was getting ready to grab the
machine away from Hisakawa who was smiling like a maniac but then Natsuki's
shouts and banging on the door made her think otherwise.

"AHH KEEP IT THERE!!!" Kara screamed. "Plus, if she does die we could become
cannibals an-"

"RAWR! OPEN THE DOOOOOR!!!"

Shizuru was crying, but from laughter. She was doing everything to suppress
it; she bit her finger, punched Kenju, kicked Kazuko in the balls, and grabbed a bat and aimed at Ryu.

Ryu hid behind Anzu who grabbed the bat from Shizuru, but then gave it back
to her when Natsuki's 'rawr' was heard. Shizuru then lost it and burst out
laughing, and soon the banging dispersed.

Then, everyone went silent, until Kara spoke up. "Where's Ayam-"

The moment Shizuru remembered that Ayame was still outside, the thought of
her being with Natsuki entered her mind. "NATSUKI!!!" Shizuru was about to
throw the door open when Ayuki tackled her. "Baka! The machine is still on!
Hisakawa!!"

Hisakawa let out a sigh, and removed the machine. Shizuru flung the door
open and looked down the hallway. No sign of Natsuki. Walking into the
hallway, Shizuru looked around confused.

"Where'd Natsuki go-"

A maniacal laughter erupted from the ceiling. Shizuru froze and slowly
looked up to see a very angry Natsuki. "Shizuru. Give me the camera. Before
I kill you."

Shizuru twiddled her thumbs around and smiled sheepishly. "Ara, ikezu.
You're threatening me." Natsuki dropped down and pushed Shizuru onto the
wall and held her shoulders into place to make sure Shizuru couldn't escape.
"Camera. Now."

Shizuru grinned. "PRISCILLA!!!"

Priscilla jumped out with another camera, and took a picture of the
position. "Ooh, nice pose!"

Natsuki blushed and jumped after Priscilla, who threw the camera to Kara.
Kara caught it and looked at Natsuki who had…a knife that appeared out of
nowhere.

"Okay…deja-vu for me…the thought of Natsuki trying to kill me must have
occurred in some weird 4-D Alternative World…with the subject: deadly, and
lovers…hmm…" Kara muttered before snickering and running out the door,
knocking Shizuru down and Natsuki following her. Hisakawa shut the door, and
put the machine back on. "This will be fun…"

--

Shizuru looked desperately at Kara. "Kara, don't give it to her!!"

"Kara, GIVE IT TO ME!!!"

"NO DON'T!"

"YES! JUST DO IT!!!"

Ayame popped her head out the door across the hallway, from where the
bathrooms was, her ears widening to hear. "Awww man. They're having an orgy
without me."

Ayame yawned and started to walk down the hallway to where the room was,
finally approaching a very frustrated Natsuki jumping up and down to reach Kara's height, who was
tiptoeing and holding the camera up high into the air.

"Tell me I'm your mommy."

"NEVERRRR!"

"But Natsuki, I, am, your, Mother!" Kara said, while faking a Darth Vader's
voice. Natsuki glared at Kara in a childish manner. "But then you have to
cut off my hand!"

Suddenly Hisakawa's voice was heard, but a bit muffled from behind the door. "I'll do
the honors for you Kuga-san!!!"

Natsuki screamed back through the door. "I'd rather have my hand, please!!!"

Natsuki turned her head to see a smirking Ayame. "I'd like your hand too
Natsuki."

"A-a-ayame S-senpai?! OH NO! Don't molest me!!!! PLEASE!!!"

Kara laughed and threw the camera at Shizuru. "I'm going to go back in now!"
Natsuki and Shizuru turned their head frantically at Kara who was reaching
for the doorknob.

"NO! Hisakawa put the Machine.."

Kara grabbed the door knob and a loud buzz echoed off the walls of Shizuru's
mansion..

"…that would shock you on…oh crap."

Ayame, Natsuki, and Shizuru looked at their fried Kara.

Natsuki got up and poked her cheek, and Kara jumped up all new and shiny.
"Ahh, don't worry, I get struck by lightning bolts all the time!"

"…What…?"

Kara smiled widely, but didn't say anything. "Hey Look! Family Guy's
on!!!"

Natsuki and Shizuru turned their heads to look down the hallway, both
temporarily robbed of their common sense. Before they knew it, Kara shut the
door in their face.

"MWHAHAHA! Take THAT! BOO-YAH! Family Guy isn't on, it's a COMMERCIAL!!!" Kara
screamed through the door.

A 'knock' was heard, one that would only happen when you hit an empty head.
"Man, you're really noisy for someone in college…" said Anzu's voice, or
Anzu herself.

"HELL YEAH!!!" shouted Kara.

Ayame, Natsuki, and Shizuru exchanged glances.

"…"

"…"

"…"

Ayame whistled.

"Okay, so…the machine isn't off yet…Shizuru and I are locked out with a
female Michael Jacks- oh HOLY CRAP SHIZURU RUN!!! AYAME IS HERE WITH
US!!"

Shizuru and Natsuki jumped when Ayame's evil grinned showed up and her
lecherous eyes took aim on them. "Let's playyyyyyyyyyy…." Was the last thing they
heard before Ayame tackled the two freshmen's onto the floor.

--

Shizuru and Natsuki we're both out of breath when they kicked the door open.
Everyone turned their heads away from the screen and the G4.
Shizuru's hair was disheveled while Natsuki's face was deathly pale and her soul was
dripping out of her mouth. Behind them was a happy looking Ayame.

Kara and Anzu ran to the two, and both looked up at Ayame. "You didn't rape
them did you?"

"No, I just had a fun time chasing them…though it ought to be vice vers- Ooh
is that G4!?!"

Natsuki balled her hand into a fist and giant chibi-tears flowed out. "She
scares us to death and focuses on us, and when a TV is on she has an
attention span of a fly?!!?!"

Anzu sighed.

"So, when are we watching Silent Hill anyways??" Anzu brings up.

Everyone in the room jumped when a thud was made and Shizuru was on the
floor whimpering. "Pleeeeeeeeease…Natsuki!!" Shizuru used Natsuki's Special
Puppy Pout, hopefully good enough to make Natsuki convince everyone to
change the movie.

But instead, Natsuki grinned. "Yes, let's watch now. That way we can sleep
and play the Wii tomorrow...BWHAHAH!!!"

Natsuki continued her evil 'BWHAHA', and soon Kara joined her and in union
they 'BWHAHA'ed.

--

The couch was big enough for most of the girls to sit on, and everyone else
sat on the floor. Priscilla and Kara were in front of the screen amazed by
the awesome graphics. Ayuki was going around behind the couch and scaring the ones on the
couch every now and then, enjoying their terrified screams. Shizuru was
petrified. Natsuki was next to her on the couch, but she was still scared stiff. She
was afraid that the little kid-mutated-scary monsters would be right behind
her, and when she heard a low growl she screamed and jumped up and into
Natsuki's lap, causing Kazuko to pause the movie and Anzu to run up and turn on
the lights revealing a small Duran behind Shizuru..

"Dude! Shizuru, all that happened was she dropped the knife when she
jumped to the other building!? I don't see what is so scar- Shizuru…?"

Shizuru was trembling all over- she really didn't like scary movies. Anzu
softly petted Shizuru's head to help her calm down, and then Natsuki did her
best to lift her up.

"Okay, Shizuru, you're to young for this movie. You guys can watch the rest,
I'll go make sure Shizuru sleeps in her room."

Everyone else simply nodded.

Natsuki carried Shizuru to her room and set the trembling girl onto the big
soft bed. "Shizuru, will you be okay sleeping?"

Shizuru thought; without Natsuki, she wouldn't sleep at all. Shaking her
head, she pulled Natsuki's arm the same way Natsuki did to her the night
before. "Please…Natsuki…"

Natsuki sighed. "Sorry Shizuru, its my fault. I knew you didn't like scary
movies but then you always tease me so I did it for revenge…but it doesn't
seem funny now. I'm sorry for being an inconsiderate jerk."

Shizuru giggled, and Natsuki pouted. "Shizuru! This is where you deject that
shameful thought and say I'm the best!!!"

"Oh…hahha…Natsuki, you aren't a jerk. I'm the one who always teases you…and
you're my best friend."

Natsuki nudged Shizuru's arm, to make her continue. "…and you are the BEST.
Happy?"

Natsuki nodded with a smile before lying down next to Shizuru, both looking
up at the ceiling.

"Stay with me…?"

"Forever, I promise…"

--

Shizuru didn't know when she fell asleep, but when it only seemed like a few
minutes. She considered the thought of sneaking into Natsuki's arm while she was vulnerable but stopped when she heard voices.

"Natsuki, you should sleep too. Don't force yourself, I don't want to see
you're body in a bad condition…"

"Kara-san, I appreciate your concern…but I'm fine. Shizuru usually has
nightmares at times, I don't want her to awake up alone…."

"Do you even realize it?"

"Realize what?"

Natsuki didn't understand Kara. "Do you understand why you're doing this?"

"Duh, I'm her best friend. I've been her best friend since we were younger.
Until everyone else, she was my only friend."

Kara sighed. "Natsuki, sometimes you are a crackhead…"

"What?!"

"Nothing…ah, Nothing…" Kara gave a smug smile to herself.

"So Natsuki, I also wanted to know….are you interested in 'Dandruff'?"

"Eew, why would I want dandruff?"

"Cause it's a codename for my special cocaine."

"WHAT?!"

"Joking. But if you want MY dandruff I could always scratch my head. Ooh my
head's kind of itchy, I think I'll scratch it- OH DANG! Shizuru is a fan of
Cosplaying?! Holy crap, I have to borrow this Goth Loli Maid Suit !!"

"Ano…Kara-san, I don't think you'll fit it, that was her Halloween costume
last yea-"

"I'll use butter or grease. If Shizuru finds this missing, tell her the
little people ate it."

"What?"

"You know, the Snap, Crackle, n Pop people."

"Holy Rice Krispies!"

"Yum!"

--

Shizuru's eyes bolted open and she jumped up.

Natsuki groaned and hit Shizuru. "Oww, you elbowed me!!!"

"S-sorry Natsuki…I had a nightmare…about…Rice Krispies…"

"Oh god, I pity you!"

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TBC::

A little Omake as a little hello present from yours truly.

–Pris-Chan

Natsuki: So what happened in your dream?

Shizuru: I was running across a stretch of barren wasteland and there were these things chasing me.

Natsuki: Things?

Shizuru: Well…at first it kind of looked like Snap, Crackle, n Pop except they were all mutated and yucky looking. They were planning to eat me 'cause they were waving their arms around like you do when you get hungry.

Natsuki: Ewww, that is kinda scar-HEY!

Shizuru: -ignores- Then, I tripped and they caught up. I tried to crawl away but.. But…Snap and Pop held me down. Crackle stood over and EXPLODED!

Natsuki: OO!

Shizuru: Instead of Crackle or bits of him as I was hoping, it was- it was AYAME! She was wearing my sexy dominatrix outfit and cracking a whip! TT

Natsuki: Okay, that's it. Rise Krispie treats and scary movies obviously don't m-YOU HAVE A SEXY DOMINATRIX OUTFIT?

Shizuru: Why yes…-evil grin- Would you like to see? –is suddenly wearing said sexy dominatrix outfit-

Natsuki: -major nosebleed faints

Shizuru: -takes out a pair of pink fluffy handcuffs- Fu fu fu fu fu now's my chance…

The rest will be left to your imagination.

(Back to Kookie-Kami)

OH MY GOD PRIS-CHAN YOU ARE A GENIUS!!! ROFL! …

You better send me an email of what happens next. Not. Jk. Really. You know I am. Seriously. See, hahaha?