Dear Santa,
I think I should get extra presents this year. I'm the only person in my class that still believes in you and the other kids were trying to tease me about it the other day. Those fools! They won't be getting any toys from you this year, I'll bet. Maybe you should just give them an extra punishment instead— maybe you could make them scrub the floors in the bathroom with a toothbrush like the characters have to do in books. Anyway, I'll just list the things that I don't want for Christmas so you can just give me anything else.
A stuffed pink and purple dragon
A dress
Sparkly pencils
Neon shoelaces
A bunny rabbit
Thanks, Santa! (And feel free to smite anyone and everyone in my class!)
~Michael Snow
Author's Note~ Yeah, I know I was supposed to do Prim next, but I want to make hers really good and I lack inspiration at this moment in time. Happy Holidays!
~SmileyFace365
