A Treasure Odyssey
Part 12: We Sail The Ocean Blue
Seagulls in the blue sky sang and dived for fish. Fish in the water became eaten by seagulls. The Black Oyster became slowly but surely covered in white flecks. Three days had passed since the departure from Squidbeard Island and all spirits had remained successfully un-angered, much thanks to the newly discovered supply of coconut halves and tiny paper umbrellas in the kitchen. Peace on Earth and anti-war campaigns had never seemed so sensible.
"You know I'm still waiting" said Sirius, sipping.
"Hm?" said James.
"For you to admit that we owe our lives to the wonder of show tunes"
"The wonder of show tunes paralyzed us, I thought the moral was that they're not only fruity but they weaken the mind as well"
"Initially! I'm confused"
"Because your mind is weak from all the show tunes"
There was a whistling sound and the chaps looked out at the horizon. A ship in the distance had just fired a cannon ball which flew over their heads.
"Pathetic" said James, shaking his head disappointed.
"Death Nibblers? What do they want?" Remus asked.
"The stuff we found, duh" said Sirius.
"But why? Coming to think of it, I just realized I have no idea what it is. Something to do with cows?"
"It's porn. Dark, evil cow porn. Would you like to see?"
A second cannon ball whistled over the Black Oyster and burned a hole in the sails, making this a bad time to look at dark, evil cow porn. The chaps remained still, impatiently awaiting death.
