Hectorgon was floating in front of a large hatrack that had enough hooks for thousands of hats. On each of the hooks was a different hat, helmet, cap, or other piece of headwear.

Keyhole walked up to the hatrack and asked "What's that thing?"

"This is where I store all the hats I made." said Hectorgon.

Keyhole was silent.

"You know, the ones I make for various reasons?" said Hectorgon.

Keyhole was still silent.

"Keyhole, we've been friends for over twenty thousand years. Have you really never heard that I make hats?" said Hectorgon.

"Well, we're more group friends than personal friends." said Keyhole.

Hectorgon sighed and said "These hats, when worn, make you take on the appearance of somebody you're not. Useful for disguises and sneaking into places with no-one the wiser."

Hectorgon took a beret from the hatrack and said "Like this one I made recently. Wearing it will make you look like an artist, or maybe a French person, or maybe a girl scout. I can't quite remember."

He took another hat from the rack, this one a hat shaped like the top of a squid's head.

"This one will make you look like either a squid or a sklarmazoo. It's kinda hard to tell just by looking at it."

"What about your hat? What does that make you look like?" asked Keyhole.

"Nothing, it's just my regular hat." said Hectorgon.

"Hmm." said Keyhole, narrowing his eyes. "Alright, but I'm watching you."

He attempted to do a gesture where he pointed to his own eyes before pointing to Hectorgon's, but as Hectorgon had no visible eyes, that didn't really work.