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Dash and Pinkamena made their way to Canterlot, flying slower than normal due to being a little scared. They were almost there when suddenly they were in the royal sister's private chambers, and they both instantly bowed

"Rise up, I was growing a bit impatient with the wait," Celestia said, "so I went ahead and teleported you since you were almost here. I used your Elements as tracking beacons to find out where you were."

"What is the issue at hoof?" Dash asked as calmly as she could to mask her fear

"What you two are doing, we are ordering you to stop at once. Let me see: kidnapping, aiding and abetting, falsifying legal documents, torture, crimes against ponykind, cannibalism, false imprisonment, and first degree murder would be the charges brought against the two of you if this was to go to court." Luna said as Dash and Pinkie just sat there with their heads and wings hung low

"However," Celestia added, "you could use those methods for public service."

Dash and Pinkamena's mouth dropped "How can that be so?" Pinkamena asked

"It is quite simple really," Celestia said, "Ever notice how peaceful Equestria is?"

"Yeah" the two pegasi answered

"Ever wonder WHY?" Luna smugly said

"I always assumed that was because everypony got along" Pinkamena said

"Common misconseption that we actually WANT to public to believe." Luna continued "It saves a massive panic and prevents all out anarchy. Truth be told, there is a dark underbelly of criminals, gangs, and the like, which is where you two come into play...if you are interested that is."

"We're listening" Dash and Pinkamena hesitantly replied

"You see, the dungeons are becoming over crowded, we will give you the crooks to use instead of innocent blood being spilled. Also, we talked it over with delagates from other kingdoms about us disposing of their criminals as well, it was unanimous in favor of it. Think of all the new recipes and color mixtures you could make. What is your answer?" Celestia asked

"We will do it!" Dash and Pinkamena cheerfully said

"Celestia, can you do me a favor?" Dash asked

"Of course, what do you want?"

"Teleport the rest of the Elements here, I have announcement I would like to make"

Celestia nodded and teleported the others to the chambers, and they all started asking what was going on as they bowed, even Twilight

"Rise up, and you know you do not have to bow Twilight since you are a princess yourself."

"My dear teacher," Twilight responded, "I do it because I want to"

"I will drop it then, but anyways, Dash has something she wants to tell you all"

All eyes fell on her and she opened her mouth but no words came out "Mare up Rainbow Dash, I went over this moment in my head, but now it is actually happening. Am I really going to to chicken out now? I want to, but I have to do it, for Pinkamena if nothing else." With that vote of self-confidence, she took a deep breath. "Me and Pinkamena are in a relationship, but not just any kind of relationship..." She reached into her mane and pulled out a velvet box, surprising even Pinkamena

"Pinkamena Diane Pie..." Dash slowly said as she bent down in front of her and opened the box, "will you marry me?" Everyone stood in shock at the look of the ring, it was solid gold and had 3 gems on it. A cyan on the left, a pink one on the right, and the center gem was a light purple. There was an engraving on the inside in cursive that read "Pinkamena Diane Dash".

"Of course I will," Pinkamena said as Dash put the ring round her right front hoof, "but I do have one question, why now we have been marefriends for less than a week."

Dash just cuckled "Pinkamena, you and I both know we have wanted this for years. All that time we kept our feelings secret out of fear, but now we don't have to do that anymore, we can be together the way we want to...by being married." Dash then gently kissed Pinkamena's cheek before continuing, "besides, the fun we had last night was just the start." This made the other's jaws drop and Rarity cracked a sly grin as she imagined what Dash and Pinkie did

"Well now that is over, can we get back to work now?" Pinkamena asked

"Yes, our business here is settled, you two are dismissed;" Luna said, "and congrats you two, you make a cute couple."

Dash and Pinkie both blushed "Thank you two," they said as they bowed, "we will see you at our wedding I hope."

"You will" the others answered as they left, leaving just the two princesses and pegasi in the room

"Before we leave, we want to ask you two a question"

"What is it?" the royal sisters asked

"Do not fight over who will preform the wedding..." the two pegasi said as they left. Before they left the corridor, they started laughing as they heard Celestia and Luna start argueing over who will do the proceedings.