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I know it's been almost a week since I updated!

School-ugh

So I'll give you a little reminder of what just happened.


Bella…

You best stay away from my Edward, he is mine and mine only. I understand that you too have history but that is the past. You have to let it go. I understand that you are lonely and desperate but maybe you should try to stick to your own species, and someone well within your league. Face it Bella, Edward doesn't love you, so just fucking get over him!!!

Luv, Gracie

Can you get any bitchier than that? If I had the ability to kill Grace, she would already be dead. It's not like I care about Edward but I don't want her to see me as a weak link. That's it, this means war.


Wait a second, what do I mean by war? Okay so like, maybe I did want Edward back, but at the same time I didn't. Is that even possible? Oh my god, I am so screwed up right now. I have to call Alice, I thought. Without the slightest hesitation I grabbed my phone. Alice was on speed dial (just in case.) it rang once and then her angel pitched voice answered. "Um, hello?"

"Alice! I need your help!"

"Bella what's wrong?"

"It's nothing wrong exactly but I really need your fashion expertise." She squealed with delight.

"Oh my god Bella! I never thought the day would come when you actually wanted me to dress you!"

"Don't get carried away just yet, I want a certain type of clothing."

"Okay. What kind exactly?"

"Slutty, whorish, trampy, catching on?"

"Got it. Oh and I'll bring my makeup and I'll do you hair. This will be so much fun!" Oh god.

"No way in hell am I going to let you do all of those things to me"

"Oh lighten up Bella; I'm only going to have a little fun."

"Okay, Alice in your world a little is like the fricken Milky Way. Just like a little money is just about a million bucks. Oh and how a little shopping is shopping from three A.M. till midnight."

"You know you can't really stop me Bella."

I sighed. "I know."

"Yay!" she squealed. "So I'll be over before school. Okay?"

"Yeah…sure…whatever."

"Bye!"

"Bye." And the line went dead. What have I gotten myself into?

I ate dinner listening to Jacob's stupid jokes, for example: Why did the duck cross the road? It was the chicken's day off. Where did he get these? ? Well after dinner (and sickish entertainment) I ran upstairs and dozed off.

The next morning, an annoying tapping sound came from the window. I was too tired to get up and see what it was. So I rolled over and pulled the covers over my head. I thought I heard, "Bella! Bella!" but I was too tired to think. After a while no noise came until a huge crash on the window scared the hell out of me. I looked over to see Alice perched up on the window sill outside and a huge crack in the glass. Alice's eyes seemed to say, "It's your fault you wouldn't f-ing get up so I had to throw a rock at your window." I rolled my eyes and got up to open the window. "My god Bella! I said your name like twenty times!"

"Alice, why didn't you just open the window yourself?"

"Oh, I hadn't thought of that." I rolled my eyes.

"So I am going to go take a shower, you get everything set up, okay?"

"Okie dokie!"

"Oh, god." I stomped off towards the bathroom. I took a nice hot steamy shower then came back to my room.

Never mind about the whole "room" thing. This no longer was a room. It was fricken Sephora and Forever 21 combined. Miniskirts and low cut tees blanketed my bed and part of the floor. Make up bottles and brushes and containers were lined up on my desk. There was also a huge selection of necklaces, bracelets, rings, and earrings too.

"Alice I told you to bring a selection, not your whole damn closet!"

"This is nowhere near my whole damn closet. This is like a fourth of it," she giggled.

"Oh god. Just do what you want to me. But remember, trampy, slutty, whorish, ect."

"Got it!" she giggled one last time then ran to the clothes. I became a robot. Letting her do whatever she wants to me. She poked and pricked, then changed her mind. It had taken at least three hours till we were finally done and she was satisfied. I stood in the middle of the room. She stepped back from me with an evil look on her face. "Perfect," she said with a smile.

"I look ridiculous don't I?"

"Ridiculous, no. Very slutty, yes!" she giggled. I sighed a very loud and long sigh before I turned to look at me in my full length mirror.

"Oh. My. God." I whispered. I was wearing a hot pink mini-miniskirt that came up only to cover my butt. My shirt was extremely tight and showed a ton of cleavage. There were rhinestones on the collar of it and I had a gold necklace on with a big heart on it. My earrings were big gold hoops and my hair was curled in a cute way. Oh and I would expect to fall to day on my 3 INCH HOT PINK HEELS.

"Fantastic, really my best work," Alice said in a very pleased voice.

"I look ridiculous."

"Naw, just different. Don't worry; it will do what you want it to do."

I spun around with a guilty look on my face. "And what is that?"

"Win Edward back." She smiled an evil smile then sat down on the bed.

"I do not want him back! He looks perfectly fine with the slut you call Grace."

She closed her eyes and shook her head, then opened them to look at me. "He's not Bella; no one was more perfect for him then you. He misses you so much. He's different. He isn't the same. He is being ripped apart from the inside out. I heard what happened yesterday. When he came home, he put seven dents into the wall from punching it."

"Well the why doesn't he come back to me?"

"He was trying, and then you told him to back off. There is no one he would rather be with then you."

"This doesn't make any sense! Why doesn't he just leave her if he really wants me that much?"

"Didn't he tell you about her gift?" I shook my head worriedly. "Well, she has the power to make men fall in love with her without resistance. Only a love stronger can break her uh, 'curse.'"

"So if I make him want me, like truly want me, I win him back?"

"Yep, but the more you reject him, the stronger the love between him and Grace." I sighed. Now everything makes sense. It's my fault I am losing him, my fault he is falling in love with someone else. God I am so stupid! Alice looked out the window. "I have to leave. Good luck." She jumped up then flew out the window. I turned around and opened the door. Jacob was standing there with his fist in the air as though about to knock on the door.

"Oh sorry, wrong room," He snickered then turned around.

"Shut up Jake you know it's me," He laughed and turned back around.

"Sorry Bella it's just uh, why the hell are you dressed like a slut?"

"To get rid of a slut you have to be a slut."

"Ah, that makes total sense," he said sarcastically.

"Well it's supposed to help me."

"Do what? Get every guy to drool over you." Just then I felt a light bulb spring from my head.

"Hey Jacob, wanna drive me to school? I need a ride."

"Uh, sure?" Muahahaha! My evil plan is set in motion!

"Thank you so much Jake! You're such a good friend!"

"Uh okay?"

I ran down stairs and ate chocolate chip pancakes thinking about my evil plan that involves Jacob, like majorly involves Jacob. After I was done getting ready Jacob and I hopped into the car. "Uh, exactly why can't you drive yourself to school in your car?" he asked.

"Because I need you for something."

"Uh, okay, I'll play along." I giggled and we drove to school.

When we first pulled up I immediately saw Edward calmly leaning against his shiny Volvo. We pulled up right next to him. "Jacob, get out of the car," I said firmly.

"Uhhh m-Kay,'" he followed my orders and got out. I walked over to his side and turned towards Jacob. I grabbed the front of his shirt. I glanced at Edward to make sure he was watching my diabolical plan unfold. He was. My head turned back to Jacob. I pulled him to me and pressed my lips to his. His lips were warm and gentle. The kiss didn't last long which I was perfectly fine with. I let go of Jacob's shirt and pulled away from him. We were close enough to Edward that he could hear me talk to him. "Jealous yet?" I asked with a slight slutty twist to it. I took two steps to him so we were face to face.

"Yes, very much I admit," he said softly. I could see the pain of my betrayal in his eyes.

I stepped even closer to him. "Good," I said very cruelly.

"What the hell?" Jacob shouted.

I turned to him. "Thanks Jacob." I smiled. The look in his eyes seemed to say: what the hell is wrong with you? Ha-ha. My plan is working perfectly.

"Oh Eddy Bear! OMG! I missed you all night!" The little tramp waddled over to us.

"Oh. My. God." Jacob said in a whisper.

"EW what are you wearing Bella? Lost? The strip club is down the road," god Grace was a bitch.

"Actually, I think she looks wonderful." Edward said. Grace gasped in disbelief. She hit his arm. I smiled an evil smile, turned, and then walked away.

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