Thnx guyz I got all wasted becuz no1reviewd mah story. Every1 who reeds dis needz 2 review or Ima set mah gorilla bf on u Im for reelz…
"OMFG!1" I shooted becuz I dnt like 2 see old dudes like Dumblydork gettin in on becuz he wuz all wrinkled. He wuz pizzed off becuz he wuz sucking clock an he had 2 stop becuz Seamun an I had entered da room.
Dat wuz it. I needed 2 destroy da Whorecrux, and I needed 2 do it reel fast. I had 2 cum up with a plan 2 get Hairgid, Dumblydork, and Lass Call outta da bed room. I took out mah magick camara dat took picture moviez and snapped da movin pix. I sort of felt bad becuz Lass Call wuz my biotch but den I rememberd dat I had 2 do dis 2 get with Sedrick and Sooki so I didnt feel bad no more.
"Every1 lissen 2 me!1" I yelled. LastCall turned 2 look at me, but she wuz wearin no clothez. Dat wuz kinda weird seein another gurl like dat but desperute timez call for despair measurez. "I have took some pix of yall smushin in da bed. Dumblydork, u could get fired becuz u are da principle and principles arent allowed 2 fuk da students. Last Call u shouldnt be gettin wif dis old man anyway becuz u can get much better jewsheads den him. And Hairgid, u are half animal (which is y he is so hairy) and dats just gross. If yall dnt get outta here rite now, den Ima show dis pic 2 dat old bitch Professer McDonaldagall."
Da 3 ppl dat had been fuking a few mins b4 left da room becuz I black maled dem. "Now, where wer we?" I aksed Semen. We started macking and den fell on 1 of da beds. He took of all mah clothes and I did da same. We wer wearing our birthday suites and den he put his large you-know-wut into my private part. We did it and den he exploded becuz he wuz a Whorecrux. In his place wuz….da key 2 da handcuffz!
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