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"Liiinnnkkk! They're gonna eat us! Take your sword out already and heeellllppp meeee!" I whine. Trying to fight a plethora of red pigs that can stand on their hind legs and wield a weapon is pretty difficult. Of course, it would be down a lot faster if the FUCKING GORON WOULD HELP US! But noooo, he doesn't want to get his maps dirty or some shit like that. I sigh and swing my sword in an arc, hitting a bokoplin in the face with the edge.

"Will you guys fucking die already?! I mean seriously!" I yell in frustration as I jump away from an attack and then thrust my sword forward into his stomach. I pull it out and turn to the next one. I take out a dagger from my pouch and throw it into the forehead of one as I block another. I hear Link somewhere behind me fighting and smile a little. At least he's more helpful than that goron over yonder. I grab a bokoplin's wrist and drive me sword through his throat. I yank it out and turn to fight the next one when I realized they were all dead and the bodies left in a puff of smoke.

"Murder would be so easy to get away with in this time." I mutter to myself, picking up my dagger that was left behind. I turn to the goron and smile at him.

"There ya go, try keeping out of trouble next time… kay?" He nods at me then gets a confused look on his face.

"Kay?" He sounds absolutely puzzled.

"Don't worry about it. She probably wont explain it anyway…" He says then mumbles. "Like the prostitute…"

"Did you say something hero?" I snicker and see his face go red. "I told you before. You're not ready yet!"

"When will I be ready then?" He asks frustrated.

I merely shrug my shoulders and look back at the goron who was looking at us strangely. "Sooo, you want to tell us about this here bird statue and why you were surrounded by bokoplins?" I question him and his face lightens up.

"Damn… I didn't mean too-" I get interrupted as he goes on his whole schpill about the statues aiding the hero and such and how he was surrounded by the monsters and I mentally scold myself for asking the whole time he was talking. When he finally finishes, Link walks towards the bird statue.

"Wait Link! Don't go-" I stop and deadpan. He was close enough and it started glowing. I groan and fall on the ground dramatically. Link merely looks at me weird.

"My lord, will this never end?" I mumble with my hand over my forehead. The goron yelps in excitement and talks about how it will activate all the statues. Then he finally leaves and I sit up sighing.

"You couldn't have waited to go up to the bird till the goron left, could you?" I face palm and get up shaking my head. I dust myself off then stand up straight. "Alright mighty hero, time to meet the cutest thing in this world! Well, I would've said second cutest but the remlits aren't so cute at night." I shrug my shoulders then continue down the path skipping basically. I cross the vine and get to the other side to see more of those red pigs. I sigh and take out my sword, Nori coming out.

"Heather? Are you okay? You look really tired. Maybe you should take a break and let Link handle this one." I wave it off.

"No, no. Link needs help on this journey, it doesn't matter if I'm tired or not becau- WAIT A MINUTE! YOU CALLED ME HEATHER!" I pick her up in a hug and swing her in a circle. "I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!" I put her down on the ground and clap my hands while jumping. "This is amaaaazzzing!" I hear a cry of a red pig from right behind me and I throw a dagger at his throat. "You're ruining this moment. You better run for your lives now." I say all sinister and serious like as I swing my sword and chop them all down in one blow. I see Link edging away from me, probably because I was being as scary as an insane clown with a knife chasing down babies that just learned how to run without stumbling, but of


course I was chasing down monsters not children. I sigh and smile like a polite person would to a scared child to show I was no threat and he breaths a sigh of relief. I roll my eyes then approach Machi.

"Excuse me, is your name Machi?" I ask quizzically. Machi looks up at me, then to Link and screams.

"AHHH! I didn't know they came in green!" He squeaks and runs away. I sigh and look at Link. "Time for the kikwi hunt." We run after Machi in a last attempt to befriend the poor frightened kikwi.